Massage Parlor Reports

[Numanera]

I managed to see Cassidy a few days ago. It was a short stay, but very fun. She gave me a great back massage. Applied strong pressure, which is how I like it. I had a great time and I look forward to a longer stay next time.

[NoseJelly]

I prefer Rigatoni instead of Spaghetti. YMMV.

[Member #6481]

Ok. Not looking to stir any conflicts here but I've noticed some interesting differences in how we men react to the beauty regimen of the women providers. And it made me think. Am I generalizing too much when I assume that each of us as men react the same way I do? Probably. So I thought it might be interesting to see varied reactions from our esteemed panel gathered here.

1. Do you prefer massage providers to have skimpy outfits on or a more professional (scrubs) type garb at the start of the session? I believe we all think whatever they wear looks best on the floor when they get nude. But I digress.

2. Do you like a lot of makeup or prefer more natural appearance?

3. Do you like hair extensions / beads or just clean and styled?

4. Do you like a lot of body jewelry and piercings?

5. How do you feel about tattoos?

6. How do you feel about false eyelashes?

7. Do you like a modest amount of perfume on her?

8. What sort of music do you like to have playing?

9. Do you like the room lit or dark?

10. Do you like teasing and edging?

11. Do you ever buy lingerie or clothes for her session?

12. Do you like to drink alcohol during the session?

13. Do you shower immediately before your session?

14. How do you ensure you have good smelling breath?

Ok. That should be enough to get the ball rolling. I have some pretty personal feelings about each of them. However, I might try to be subtle and non committal on some as I would not want to alienate any provider. For example If I say I prefer minimal piercings but I meet a girl who does great sessions but looks like a pin cushion (I'm showing my age with that reference) I wouldn't want her to stop seeing me just because of a silly preference. And even though this is in the massage thread, it could also apply to escorts.

I'll share my own preferences if this thought provoking posts generates any interest among you purveyors here.

Contemplate.

G2.

Both have really been very helpful so tip of the hat to each.

My tastes align more with G2. Looks go a long, long way for me. Im visual. Rough looking but talented doesn't do it for me. I'm the rare guy who loves DATY and FS but BJ isn't essential. Many of my best dreams didnt involve a BJ.

Their place must be clean and relaxing. The girl must reflect this as well. Some perfume would be very welcome but sadly most don't. Heels and sexy attire are very important. Lots of Tattoos are distracting and trashy. Few or none are preferred.

[Benz1]

The only thought it provoked for me is / Why?

Skills aren't listed, that's my preference, skills.

Posting this here? Why duplicate a list of questions that probably belong in the General Reports? Definitely a general report question, since all of the questions could apply to escort or MP including Skills.

[Gene2]

Ok. Not looking to stir any conflicts here but I've noticed some interesting differences in how we men react to the beauty regimen of the women providers. And it made me think. Am I generalizing too much when I assume that each of us as men react the same way I do? Probably. So I thought it might be interesting to see varied reactions from our esteemed panel gathered here.

1. Do you prefer massage providers to have skimpy outfits on or a more professional (scrubs) type garb at the start of the session? I believe we all think whatever they wear looks best on the floor when they get nude. But I digress.

2. Do you like a lot of makeup or prefer more natural appearance?

3. Do you like hair extensions / beads or just clean and styled?

4. Do you like a lot of body jewelry and piercings?

5. How do you feel about tattoos?

6. How do you feel about false eyelashes?

7. Do you like a modest amount of perfume on her?

8. What sort of music do you like to have playing?

9. Do you like the room lit or dark?

10. Do you like teasing and edging?

11. Do you ever buy lingerie or clothes for her session?

12. Do you like to drink alcohol during the session?

13. Do you shower immediately before your session?

14. How do you ensure you have good smelling breath?

Ok. That should be enough to get the ball rolling. I have some pretty personal feelings about each of them. However, I might try to be subtle and non committal on some as I would not want to alienate any provider. For example If I say I prefer minimal piercings but I meet a girl who does great sessions but looks like a pin cushion (I'm showing my age with that reference) I wouldn't want her to stop seeing me just because of a silly preference. And even though this is in the massage thread, it could also apply to escorts.

I'll share my own preferences if this thought provoking posts generates any interest among you purveyors here.

Contemplate.

G2.

[Moonglow913]

Massage - 2. 5 out 5.

Funtime - 4 out 5.

6. 5 out of 10.

I think her name is summer. She is hot as F. But acts cold and distant. Paid for hour and at 38 minutes got shown the shower. Time short.

Repeat _ not any time soon but if that girl starts giving a full 50-55 minutes plus smiles she'd be unstoppable.

This is the rap on Summer. Hot as hell but bad attitude. To bad because if this lady became a little more friendly and flirty she'd make a fortune. I saw her pre COVID and had a great time which included the full alphabet. She was very accommodating and actually friendly. The only thing I can think of was when I pulled up to TOP she was sitting in a car with one of the other ladies, smoking a joint. When she came into the room she was obviously high but in a good way. Got comfortable right away and wasn't too interested in any massage so we were off to the races from the start. Very expensive for FS ($500) but was worth it IMHO. When I did my initial review I mentioned it was this visit that I discovered they have their own ATM on premises (LOL). Haven't returned because of all the bad reviews and assumed this was an one off. Just lucky.

[LandRover20]

The treasurer of my Stranger Things fan club told me he went to Relax recently and drew Lily. Said it was an amazing massage, fantastic hands with nice teasing throughout the entire time and wonderful ending. He told me there was Lily there before but has no idea if this is the same girl. I guess she's very short, even for Asian, cute and very nice and accommodating. He wishes there were more Grand Rapids Chapter fan club meetings so he could see her again. And again.

[Sparty On 1234]

If I still walked into homes this would be the girl.

She's a 8. 75 out 10.

Accurate review. She is a much better than an average provider. Have seen her many times and well worth the price. MSOG, BBBJCIM and most anything else you want. She is a pleaser. She is very sweet so treat her nice. PM for details if you wish.

[Sparty On 1234]

Just saw this ad. Does this mean there's a new provider at the Den? Is Phoenix still there too? Curious since she only listed Hunter, Lauren, or CJ in her ad. Any info?

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...a/158885419009

This is Phoenix. Changed her name and pics as another provider hawked her name. I saw her recently. She is amazing. The best lioness in the den. Look her up.

[ATrain66]

If I still walked into homes this would be the girl.

She's a 8. 75 out 10.

I had the pleasure of seeing the Jezebel the other day and I would say overall it was a good experience. I had seen her posts before but never contacted her until I saw a few reviews of her the last couple weeks. I'd say she is the girl in the pictures but is a skosh heavier now. Not bad by any means, had a great set on her (fake?) a nice big ass, and a fun accent. Communication was easy and the location was a nice apartment in downtown GR. Only drawback is you likely have to pay for parking but oh well.

I opted for the hour nuru session as I had never had one before. She used real nuru gel. At least that's what the packaging said but I have nothing to compare it too. The experience was. Interesting. I don' mean that as a knock on her but just the nuru thing as a whole. Not sure its my cup of tea. When I entered she was wearing a robe and got comfortable right away. We did the nuru first, followed by a shower. After there was a BBBJ followed by covered FS in multiple positions. She is by no means a clock watcher and after we finished she offered a regular massage to which I took her up on. And let me tell you, she has some strong hands! The regular massage was good and next time I will likely go that route and skip the nuru. Again, not a knock on her. As a side note the session started out a little slow in that she was kinda quiet but as things went along she warmed up and became quite playful by the end. I will repeat but skip the nuru part. Donation was 3 roses.

As always. Stay safe!

Ben.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...i/298135734728

[ATrain66]

Not a lot of A+ walk in options but some places are still serviceable around 120 out door.

I don't go to private residences after my bad experience on the other board so when I get the time to drive South to GR I try my best to find a good walk-in place.

Enjoy my homework and stay safe.

[ATrain66]

Massage - 4 out 5.

Funtime - 2 out 5.

6 out 10.

If you want a great massage then I've done good here on that front. The ending is what it is and the extra don't typically exist outside of a basic handshake before you leave.

Repeat yes.

[ATrain66]

Massage - 2 out 5.

Funtime - 2 out 5.

4 out 10 total.

Not memorable experience. Too much oil and the funtime is better at most other places.

No repeat.

[ATrain66]

Massage - 2 out 5.

Funtime - 2 out 5.

4 out 10.

Old talent with open menu. Lady who was in there for years seems to be gone. Downhill.

No repeat for me.

[ATrain66]

Massage - 3. 5 out of 5.

Fun - 3 out of 5.

6. 5 out of 10.

It's all your basics with touch of mutual t. So you never leave blown away but it's like you get what you pay for here.

Repeat yes.