Massage Parlor Reports

[Benz1]

Thanks for the effort and the report Benz. I had been curious about this one too, mostly because I was intrigued by phrases she included in her ad, such as "my hands all over your body" and "finishes with face to face embrace- chest, legs, down to the toes. " Um, there's a penis and balls between the chest and the toes. If she's not "allowed" to touch the goods, then why put this stuff in her ad, except to try to dupe one of us into going for this, one of us who isn't diligent enough to ask questions up front. Maybe she just says the "not allowed" stuff on the front end to provide herself some legal deniability, but she's more open in person once your lying there naked in the room with her. One can hope. But I'm concerned to see the DIY trend spreading among massage providers. In Kalamazoo, reports are all AMPs are DIY except one (the only AMP I've been to there is the one that includes HEs, so I can't personally speak to the rest, but after reading reports of DIY, I have intentionally avoided them). Maybe some guys enjoy the DIY experience and if they do, then that's their business and not mine. But as for me personally, if I wanted to take care if it myself, I'd stay home and save my money. My whole reason for spending the time, effort, and money to see a massage provider is for the physical, intimate, and sensual touch from a female companion, hopefully a reasonably attractive one. Just my two cents. Again, appreciate the info Benz.

I've always saved the DIY for last resort in a massage session. If I end up with DIY it's because the massage was bad and I assume no more effort will be put into the ending than the massage. Another reason is upcharge not worth it when I see my dick as just another muscle she can rub until I'm finished. If the massage was good and the upcharge is reasonable then I'll tip for the ending as a reward for an overall job well done. I'm extremely picky so I don't end up tipping for a HJ very often.

In the case of a cuddle provider trying to protect her business from LE, I can assume the text about touching from head to toe is more accurate than her disclaimer.

I'm assuming with a triple D rack the rest will be size appropriate, if it looks like cottage cheese or jello I'm out the door with my money. If she's firm and playful, I'll explore the options. On the phone she spoke of giving massage also and draping would be required but the cuddles were clothing optional. She's appears to be checking the right boxes for anyone trying to read between the lines.

I have a feeling a cuddle session with a triple D BBW could easily lead to Russian.

It's only a hundred bucks (Plus tip? If any) I'm all in for something new to do.

I'll TOFTT Tuesday or Wednesday. Providing shell schedule short notice, I don't make advanced appointments.

She said I can choose her outfit, I'll choose the sundress and panties over the yoga pants and top. Hopefully more accessible roaming under the sundress.

If the appointment is a wreck, I'll do what I usually do after a bad massage for see a hooker for a BBBJ to finish the day. Jenna is 5 miles away from the cuddle session.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...n/971269059517

[RallyToo]

Saw Victoria, from Craigslist ad recently. Her ad is down now so I can't post a link. Communication was pretty good, was able to schedule a last minute appointment. She greeted me at the door with a smile. She's not young, probably 50's. I undressed and laid on the table. She introduced herself as Vickie and got comfortable before she started massaging my back. She does have a tramp stamp but I couldn't tell what it was (based on prior reviews I was curious if it was Tori From years ago). Massage was good with some teasing. On the flip I got the vibe that she prefers massaging the back side but does offer the ending to keep people happy. Overall the massage was good and I'd consider returning for that but I prefer some of the younger options in town. She' a sweet lady, carries on an intelligent conversation, and a comfortable location.

Had the exact same experience with Victoria. And probably won't repeat because of other options. That said, her rates are very reasonable.

[Sparty On 1234]

Both have really been very helpful so tip of the hat to each.

My tastes align more with G2. Looks go a long, long way for me. Im visual. Rough looking but talented doesn't do it for me. I'm the rare guy who loves DATY and FS but BJ isn't essential. Many of my best dreams didnt involve a BJ.

Their place must be clean and relaxing. The girl must reflect this as well. Some perfume would be very welcome but sadly most don't. Heels and sexy attire are very important. Lots of Tattoos are distracting and trashy. Few or none are preferred.

Interesting survey. Will be watching for responses. See mine below:

1. Do you prefer massage providers to have skimpy outfits on or a more professional (scrubs) type garb at the start of the session? I believe we all think whatever they wear looks best on the floor when they get nude. But I digress. Really don't care. Prefer them to get comfortable while I do the same so I can get a good look at her first.

2. Do you like a lot of makeup or prefer more natural appearance? Natural is sexier to me but hair done nicely helps.

3. Do you like hair extensions / beads or just clean and styled? No.

4. Do you like a lot of body jewelry and piercings? Not really but if tasteful can be OK. Pierced nipples I enjoy but not pierced clits.

5. How do you feel about tattoos? OK but lean away from them.

6. How do you feel about false eyelashes? Turn off.

7. Do you like a modest amount of perfume on her? No. Less is best.

8. What sort of music do you like to have playing? Very soft, sensual music is best for me. Often the music is rap and too loud, but I am old!

9. Do you like the room lit or dark? Like some soft lighting but not bright lights.

10. Do you like teasing and edging? As much as possible.

11. Do you ever buy lingerie or clothes for her session? Yes. Rare provider but have done this. Quite erotic actually.

12. Do you like to drink alcohol during the session? Sometimes but only in moderation. One glass of wine.

13. Do you shower immediately before your session? Yes. Always and is a must.

14. How do you ensure you have good smelling breath? Keep breath mints in the car and take one before meeting. Always! Like providers who leave mouthwash in their bathrooms too.

[Numanera]

I managed to see Cassidy a few days ago. It was a short stay, but very fun. She gave me a great back massage. Applied strong pressure, which is how I like it. I had a great time and I look forward to a longer stay next time.

[NoseJelly]

I prefer Rigatoni instead of Spaghetti. YMMV.

[Member #6481]

Ok. Not looking to stir any conflicts here but I've noticed some interesting differences in how we men react to the beauty regimen of the women providers. And it made me think. Am I generalizing too much when I assume that each of us as men react the same way I do? Probably. So I thought it might be interesting to see varied reactions from our esteemed panel gathered here.

1. Do you prefer massage providers to have skimpy outfits on or a more professional (scrubs) type garb at the start of the session? I believe we all think whatever they wear looks best on the floor when they get nude. But I digress.

2. Do you like a lot of makeup or prefer more natural appearance?

3. Do you like hair extensions / beads or just clean and styled?

4. Do you like a lot of body jewelry and piercings?

5. How do you feel about tattoos?

6. How do you feel about false eyelashes?

7. Do you like a modest amount of perfume on her?

8. What sort of music do you like to have playing?

9. Do you like the room lit or dark?

10. Do you like teasing and edging?

11. Do you ever buy lingerie or clothes for her session?

12. Do you like to drink alcohol during the session?

13. Do you shower immediately before your session?

14. How do you ensure you have good smelling breath?

Ok. That should be enough to get the ball rolling. I have some pretty personal feelings about each of them. However, I might try to be subtle and non committal on some as I would not want to alienate any provider. For example If I say I prefer minimal piercings but I meet a girl who does great sessions but looks like a pin cushion (I'm showing my age with that reference) I wouldn't want her to stop seeing me just because of a silly preference. And even though this is in the massage thread, it could also apply to escorts.

I'll share my own preferences if this thought provoking posts generates any interest among you purveyors here.

Contemplate.

G2.

Both have really been very helpful so tip of the hat to each.

My tastes align more with G2. Looks go a long, long way for me. Im visual. Rough looking but talented doesn't do it for me. I'm the rare guy who loves DATY and FS but BJ isn't essential. Many of my best dreams didnt involve a BJ.

Their place must be clean and relaxing. The girl must reflect this as well. Some perfume would be very welcome but sadly most don't. Heels and sexy attire are very important. Lots of Tattoos are distracting and trashy. Few or none are preferred.

[Benz1]

The only thought it provoked for me is / Why?

Skills aren't listed, that's my preference, skills.

Posting this here? Why duplicate a list of questions that probably belong in the General Reports? Definitely a general report question, since all of the questions could apply to escort or MP including Skills.

[Gene2]

Ok. Not looking to stir any conflicts here but I've noticed some interesting differences in how we men react to the beauty regimen of the women providers. And it made me think. Am I generalizing too much when I assume that each of us as men react the same way I do? Probably. So I thought it might be interesting to see varied reactions from our esteemed panel gathered here.

1. Do you prefer massage providers to have skimpy outfits on or a more professional (scrubs) type garb at the start of the session? I believe we all think whatever they wear looks best on the floor when they get nude. But I digress.

2. Do you like a lot of makeup or prefer more natural appearance?

3. Do you like hair extensions / beads or just clean and styled?

4. Do you like a lot of body jewelry and piercings?

5. How do you feel about tattoos?

6. How do you feel about false eyelashes?

7. Do you like a modest amount of perfume on her?

8. What sort of music do you like to have playing?

9. Do you like the room lit or dark?

10. Do you like teasing and edging?

11. Do you ever buy lingerie or clothes for her session?

12. Do you like to drink alcohol during the session?

13. Do you shower immediately before your session?

14. How do you ensure you have good smelling breath?

Ok. That should be enough to get the ball rolling. I have some pretty personal feelings about each of them. However, I might try to be subtle and non committal on some as I would not want to alienate any provider. For example If I say I prefer minimal piercings but I meet a girl who does great sessions but looks like a pin cushion (I'm showing my age with that reference) I wouldn't want her to stop seeing me just because of a silly preference. And even though this is in the massage thread, it could also apply to escorts.

I'll share my own preferences if this thought provoking posts generates any interest among you purveyors here.

Contemplate.

G2.

[Moonglow913]

Massage - 2. 5 out 5.

Funtime - 4 out 5.

6. 5 out of 10.

I think her name is summer. She is hot as F. But acts cold and distant. Paid for hour and at 38 minutes got shown the shower. Time short.

Repeat _ not any time soon but if that girl starts giving a full 50-55 minutes plus smiles she'd be unstoppable.

This is the rap on Summer. Hot as hell but bad attitude. To bad because if this lady became a little more friendly and flirty she'd make a fortune. I saw her pre COVID and had a great time which included the full alphabet. She was very accommodating and actually friendly. The only thing I can think of was when I pulled up to TOP she was sitting in a car with one of the other ladies, smoking a joint. When she came into the room she was obviously high but in a good way. Got comfortable right away and wasn't too interested in any massage so we were off to the races from the start. Very expensive for FS ($500) but was worth it IMHO. When I did my initial review I mentioned it was this visit that I discovered they have their own ATM on premises (LOL). Haven't returned because of all the bad reviews and assumed this was an one off. Just lucky.

[LandRover20]

The treasurer of my Stranger Things fan club told me he went to Relax recently and drew Lily. Said it was an amazing massage, fantastic hands with nice teasing throughout the entire time and wonderful ending. He told me there was Lily there before but has no idea if this is the same girl. I guess she's very short, even for Asian, cute and very nice and accommodating. He wishes there were more Grand Rapids Chapter fan club meetings so he could see her again. And again.

[Sparty On 1234]

If I still walked into homes this would be the girl.

She's a 8. 75 out 10.

Accurate review. She is a much better than an average provider. Have seen her many times and well worth the price. MSOG, BBBJCIM and most anything else you want. She is a pleaser. She is very sweet so treat her nice. PM for details if you wish.

[Sparty On 1234]

Just saw this ad. Does this mean there's a new provider at the Den? Is Phoenix still there too? Curious since she only listed Hunter, Lauren, or CJ in her ad. Any info?

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...a/158885419009

This is Phoenix. Changed her name and pics as another provider hawked her name. I saw her recently. She is amazing. The best lioness in the den. Look her up.

[ATrain66]

If I still walked into homes this would be the girl.

She's a 8. 75 out 10.

I had the pleasure of seeing the Jezebel the other day and I would say overall it was a good experience. I had seen her posts before but never contacted her until I saw a few reviews of her the last couple weeks. I'd say she is the girl in the pictures but is a skosh heavier now. Not bad by any means, had a great set on her (fake?) a nice big ass, and a fun accent. Communication was easy and the location was a nice apartment in downtown GR. Only drawback is you likely have to pay for parking but oh well.

I opted for the hour nuru session as I had never had one before. She used real nuru gel. At least that's what the packaging said but I have nothing to compare it too. The experience was. Interesting. I don' mean that as a knock on her but just the nuru thing as a whole. Not sure its my cup of tea. When I entered she was wearing a robe and got comfortable right away. We did the nuru first, followed by a shower. After there was a BBBJ followed by covered FS in multiple positions. She is by no means a clock watcher and after we finished she offered a regular massage to which I took her up on. And let me tell you, she has some strong hands! The regular massage was good and next time I will likely go that route and skip the nuru. Again, not a knock on her. As a side note the session started out a little slow in that she was kinda quiet but as things went along she warmed up and became quite playful by the end. I will repeat but skip the nuru part. Donation was 3 roses.

As always. Stay safe!

Ben.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...i/298135734728

[ATrain66]

Not a lot of A+ walk in options but some places are still serviceable around 120 out door.

I don't go to private residences after my bad experience on the other board so when I get the time to drive South to GR I try my best to find a good walk-in place.

Enjoy my homework and stay safe.

[ATrain66]

Massage - 4 out 5.

Funtime - 2 out 5.

6 out 10.

If you want a great massage then I've done good here on that front. The ending is what it is and the extra don't typically exist outside of a basic handshake before you leave.

Repeat yes.