Massage Parlor Reports

[BarryUrschaft]

Hit this place after all the reports. Drew a short chubby woman in her late 40's or 50's. Kinda a dumpy ass with large tits and a lot of makeup. She just didn't do it for me. Had a hard time getting hard and then couldn't blow. She took a good pounding but I'd rather watch porn at home and jerk off. It's nice to know there's FS available somewhere in the Detroit area besides M-1 and Saigon, but she was just kinda gross. Maybe other providers there are more attractive, but I'll have to pass until I hear of better options there.

Barry.

[BarryUrschaft]

Recently hit this place in Farmington Hills at 13 mile. Coco was probably in her 50's skinny and not really attractive but not ugly. Gave a decent massage and was eager on the flip. Nothing to go out of your way for but if in the area it's worth the stop. Played with her nips under her shirt and gave a nice handy.

Barry.

[JustLurking1]

Anywhere you can get an actual massage with the girl fully nude? Sarah from Empire was my go-to but she is gone now. Didn't rush once you handed the money and still gave a good massage. Not looking for extras necessarily.

[XirCom]

Any word on this?

https://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/bts/7533452544.html

Wondering if she is like a Jen from Breeze.

Saw her many times when she was in roseville but not recently. She offers a real massage with a nice ending, I tried for more but wasn't successful. Of course YMMV, she is a bigger girl as she states. Her rates are in her ad.

[VipPro]

Here is her website:

https://msbonitadiaz.wixsite.com/home

I think she looks like her photo. She is not a 20 something spinner. She is in great shape for someone in her 40's. If I was that age and saw her in a bar, I would definitely try to get to know her. Bonita is popular because of how she treats you. She is a functioning adult with all the issues that comes with that. Like Tom Brady, sometime she needs a break from work.

You just never get better and younger!

[RWhite]

Any word on this?

https://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/bts/7533452544.html

Wondering if she is like a Jen from Breeze.

[HeeJunk]

I've been lurking and reading reviews but I am so torn on where to take my first plunge into the hobby. I am in Waterford so my options are somewhat limited? I was thinking about finding a place during my lunch break tomorrow. Would anyone be so kind to share a solid spot for a first timer? I will gladly share my detailed review post finish! Appreciate any insight, tips or tricks along the way as well.

If you are that torn, you are still thinking with the big head. That is good, but you are not ready for this hobby. Save your money.

[SingDong99]

I've been lurking and reading reviews but I am so torn on where to take my first plunge into the hobby. I am in Waterford so my options are somewhat limited? I was thinking about finding a place during my lunch break tomorrow. Would anyone be so kind to share a solid spot for a first timer? I will gladly share my detailed review post finish! Appreciate any insight, tips or tricks along the way as well.

I'd start with Four Seasons in White Lake, across from Walmart and Home Depot. Tina gives a very good massage and standard ending. OTC roaming is about all you get here but it's a pleasant experience, and she doesn't press hard for the tip ahead of just doing it. I usually tip $40.

[WillyMatt123]

Empire has sucked last year.

I heard linda left.

Saw her last about 3 weeks ago. She is gone now, wish I knew where.

[LowKeyJohn]

I guess like most places, it depends on who you get. Daisy is frigging awful. I rather screw a knot hole in a tree. But Linda was awesome. I called last week, asked if Linda was working. Was told she is on vacation. Called this week, told same thing. What the hell does that mean? Gone for good? Moved to another spa? Or am I missing something?

Vacation is code for they left, either to another spa or they are taking time off. Most MT rotate around through whatever set of spas they choose to work at.

LKJ.

[TomSmith26]

I guess like most places, it depends on who you get. Daisy is frigging awful. I rather screw a knot hole in a tree. But Linda was awesome. I called last week, asked if Linda was working. Was told she is on vacation. Called this week, told same thing. What the hell does that mean? Gone for good? Moved to another spa? Or am I missing something?

Empire has sucked last year.

I heard linda left.

[Vajuxo]

I have noticed ads for a "New" spa opening at 7 and Middlebelt, Livonia.

Web site is up, ads are running, I drove by this place about 7 pm yesterday evening.

No lights on, hand written note on door.

I didn't get out to read it, I just moved on because it looked closed, too damn lazy I guess.

Has anyone else ventured here yet?

If not, I will give it another try next time I am out that way again and report back.

[WillyMatt123]

Used to be good. But the past is the past. Stay away, it's terrible.

I guess like most places, it depends on who you get. Daisy is frigging awful. I rather screw a knot hole in a tree. But Linda was awesome. I called last week, asked if Linda was working. Was told she is on vacation. Called this week, told same thing. What the hell does that mean? Gone for good? Moved to another spa? Or am I missing something?

[Anon2854]

I was there a couple of months ago. Don't recall name, but she was better than average looking for M1. Probably mid 30's. They pushed very hard for 200, I only had 180. I got no table shower (even though I asked) and was out in 30 minutes or less. Nobody else was there at the time so they were not pushing me out to service another. When I left she reminded me to bring 200 next time. Have not gone back. I used to go to M1 every couple of months but now I'll have to try one of the other FS AMP.

I don't even talk money. I just hand it to them and if they ask for more I always say I don't have any more. Oh and if they ask what I want, I just say "everything". And, interestingly enough, the former mamasan at M1 is the one who taught me never to bring more cash inside than you plan to spend. She once patted me down, reached into my pockets, pulled out my wallet and took money out of it.

[MidgetMike]

Even though I saw a bad report, I took the plunge. She wasn't bad looking. I'd say late 30's / early 40's, with a jacked up grill. Thought she said her name was Iris, but who knows. Massage basically non-existent. CBJ after negotiation. A little too bitchy for my liking. Probably won't be back.

She is fairly new there. Her name is Apple. She is not as bad as last woman (that use to go for your pockets if you didn't tip her to her liking). I say don't waste your time. She does have nice b to c up breasts but she is pushy, talks up more then she gives up. YMMV as to any woman. My opinion better options out there!