Massage Parlor Reports

**ATrain66** · 09-24-22 08:39

Massage - 1 out 5.

Fun time - 2. 5 out of 5.

3. 5 out of 10.

Lady was bossy and older. She was open to having fun but was pushy on gratuity. That soured the experience.

Most likely won't repeat.

**ATrain66** · 09-24-22 08:38

Massage - 1 out of 5.

Fun time - 1 out of 5.

2 out of 10.

Worst 4-hand massage that I've ever had to date. Girls were over talkative about kids, life, issues. Seriously don't they understand that we come in here to escape life & our problems. We don't want to here their issues. The ending was abysmal.

Worst grade you could get, absolutely no repeat for me. EVER.

**RaulJulia** · 09-23-22 17:26

Just saw this ad. Does this mean there's a new provider at the Den? Is Phoenix still there too? Curious since she only listed Hunter, Lauren, or CJ in her ad. Any info?

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...a/158885419009

**StevesMilin** · 09-23-22 17:06

Originally Posted by Shawtren [View Original Post]

I just wanted to take a moment to share a review of New Joy with you all. Sorry it's a little late.

Joy and I have been meeting up for years now. She ended up retiring and settling down. I was disappointed, but happy for her. We still kept in touch through it all. Well, times being what they are, she has gotten back into the hobby on a limited basis, and I couldn't be happier about it. She is a total MILF in my opinion. To this day, I love to watch her body as she leads the way for me toward the bedroom. She knows just how to let that ass swirl. Once in the bedroom, well. She can be breathtaking.

My last visit with her was no exception. I let her take control, and she happily did so, not in a rough or dominating way, but like a woman who is horny as hell and wanted my body. It's a reaction I don't normally get, so it felt wonderful. She sat me on the edge of the bed, and slowly stripped off her clothes taking her sweet time to make sure I anticipated every reveal. When she was down to just her panties, she turned around and let me slowly peel them off, and as I did she bent over to let me see what was mine for the taking. I never get tired of her in that position. My hands were all over that ass appreciating the display.

She turned around and slowly placed my hands in all the places she wanted attention, and she really got into it. And so did I! After a minute of that, she pulled me up and switched places with me. She sat on the edge of the bed and told me to take off my t-shirt. I did just as she said. She ran her hands up along my chest and belly, and I got chills. Then her hands sank down to my belt, and she wasted no time with it. Before I knew it, I was stepping out of my jeans. She reached around me and grabbed my ass to pull me close. I love when women pay attention to my ass as it is often ignored. Still in my underwear, she rubbed my hardon and caressed my balls another favorite of mine. Slowly she pulled my Hanes down, and I sprang out and she let out a little bit of a surprise, but then she went to work on me.

She has some of the best oral skills around and I had to stop her before it was too late. I wanted to try for some doggy with her which is my absolute favorite. Unfortunately for me, my body was not cooperating and I was out of blue pills. But being the professional she is, she took control once again. She said to give her what I've got right now, so I let her get back to he BBBJ. In just a little bit, I forgot about my issues, and I was spasming like crazy. She took it all. I was spent and laid back down. She snuggled up with me, and we chatted for a bit, and then I felt her fingers wrap around me, and she said it was her turn.

She turned around and mounted my face and I tasted her sweetness. Clean. Fresh. Smooth. And sensitive. She spun around and told me to make her cum and I was all too eager to comply. She rubbed herself while I tasted her, and then she started back up with the BBBJ. OMG it was so intense. Before I knew it, she was having an O on top of me, and it was so hot that I couldn't help but shoot another load. That is something I have not done in years!

I get so worked up just writing about it all that I might just have to step away for a bit.

*elevator music playing* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *.

OK, I'm back!

A fantastic rate for a sexy mature woman that absolutely knows how to please a man. I highly recommend that you schedule a visit with her while she is available in Hudsonville. She will travel to you as well for a bit more. She will work wonders on you! She puts her phone away during your visit (that's why she is often hard to reach), and she doesn't really look at the clock either, which is a welcome thing. Schedule a visit with her soon.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...n/025273468536

Be safe!

Shaw.

When I first met her several months ago after an intro from Gene2, I determined that I would not write a review, hoping to keep her to myself. Foolishly. She's posting once a week or so now. I haven't been able to coordinate a meet with her in a couple months unfortunately. I was seeing her weekly, with a one hour run from my base on the Lakeshore.

Your review was incredibly well done, ST. Now I know I have to get over there! Your words are absolutely spot on. She is one incredible woman!

Ss.

**Sparty On 1234** · 09-23-22 16:05

Originally Posted by BoatLuver [View Original Post]

Spot on report Ben! I saw her this spring and was very satisfied. She's a very nice lady. I had a late morning session after which she offered to cook me lunch. Like you, Nuru is interesting but not my cup of tea either.

Boat.

Nice review. Have seen her many times in Michigan and Florida. She is quiet but very sweet. Seems like a low volume provider. Has a great rack and ass. Never watches the clock and allows MSOG. DATY. Nice tasting shaved kitty. Will indulge in some BDSM activities if you bring the toys. Nice BBBJCIM. Cooked me a delicious real African dinner a couple of times. Have enjoyed many a bottle of wine with her. She is a nice provider and has very good skills. I also had the Nuru thing once. Sounds more enticing than it actually was. Just too messy, must shower afterwards and the like. So I skipped the Nuru massage since. She got me off on the Nuru mattress then again twice in her bed so the whole thing was worthwhile. Have seen her at her place in GR and she has done several outcalls to my place. Always no drama, good time and major releases. She is worth seeing and I am going to see her next week! Enjoy. She wants more business and wants to please. Treat her nice!

**RaulJulia** · 09-23-22 16:01

I posted this in the Kalamazoo MP forum, but thought I'd post it here too in case anyone has experience with this place.

I recently stopped by Asia Spa in Hartford. I really don't know what to make of this place. I think I was the first one to review this place. I'm in the area semi-frequently and decided to TOFTT. And my first trip didn't disappoint, nor have my other trips. This recent one was my third or fourth time there. I know a few mongers have reported bad experiences there and I think one guy was even turned away, but mine haven't been bad. But they haven't been awesome either. First, I've seen the same provider every time I've been. I even went during the day before noon this time just to try to get someone different and it was the same lady. She's a nice lady and not bad looking--petite, with a pretty decent rack for being a petite Asian lady. But I was hoping for some variety or maybe to get a different provider just to see what the experience would be like. But this lady seems to work night and day. Secondly, since I've seen her before, I wasn't shy about doing some OTC roaming with her fairly early in the massage. She responded with some nice teasing. But on the flip, she did the same thing she's done every time I've seen her. She did a bit more massage on me after the flip, then got near the goods, then sort of stopped and pulled back. I've taken this to mean that she's encouraging DIY, which I've politely refused to do. But she always acts surprised when I refuse, which makes me wonder if I'm misinterpreting what she's doing. Her English is OK, but not great so that adds to the challenge. Each time she's done this, I've just said something like, "No, you do it" or "I want you to do it" and she's obliged. And she does a pretty good job and allows some UTC roaming up top while she's doing it. But there's no sexy talk or anything like that while she does it, which is OK--not required by sometimes a nice touch. But what really confuses me about this place is that according to their ads, they have the "Best Se" which I think is a way of implying the "best sex. " I know ads aren't to be trusted, but I'm curious. Their ads come across as a thinly veiled way of saying FS is available, but in reality it takes a bit of encouragement to get a HE there. Am I missing something? Any thoughts? Anyone ever gotten more than a HE there? Thanks for any info provided.

https://kalamazoo.skipthegames.com/m...s/199590224886

**RaulJulia** · 09-23-22 14:38

Originally Posted by Benz1 [View Original Post]

She confirmed your fear of obese, she's bigger than a triple D. Can't have the tits without the hips.

Mutual touch is expected, she wears a sundress and panties or yoga pants and top. Your choice of what she wears.

Advanced scheduling is required until she knows you then she open for same day schedule.

You might get an erection and she's happy to watch you take care of that yourself because she's not allowed to.

Thanks for the effort and the report Benz. I had been curious about this one too, mostly because I was intrigued by phrases she included in her ad, such as "my hands all over your body" and "finishes with face to face embrace- chest, legs, down to the toes. " Um, there's a penis and balls between the chest and the toes. If she's not "allowed" to touch the goods, then why put this stuff in her ad, except to try to dupe one of us into going for this, one of us who isn't diligent enough to ask questions up front. Maybe she just says the "not allowed" stuff on the front end to provide herself some legal deniability, but she's more open in person once your lying there naked in the room with her. One can hope. But I'm concerned to see the DIY trend spreading among massage providers. In Kalamazoo, reports are all AMPs are DIY except one (the only AMP I've been to there is the one that includes HEs, so I can't personally speak to the rest, but after reading reports of DIY, I have intentionally avoided them). Maybe some guys enjoy the DIY experience and if they do, then that's their business and not mine. But as for me personally, if I wanted to take care if it myself, I'd stay home and save my money. My whole reason for spending the time, effort, and money to see a massage provider is for the physical, intimate, and sensual touch from a female companion, hopefully a reasonably attractive one. Just my two cents. Again, appreciate the info Benz.

**Benz1** · 09-23-22 13:57

Originally Posted by LandRover20 [View Original Post]

Great recon as usual, Benz! My last question is, why am I still tempted to do this?

I'm tempted too, there might be some surprises she can't say. I love big tits and don't mind the hips (unless they include cellulite).

She left it with call or text anytime, I plan to text randomly when I'm driving through the area to see if she'll do a short notice / walk-in. If I don't like what I see I can walk right back out and keep my money.

**Shawtren** · 09-23-22 11:58

I just wanted to take a moment to share a review of New Joy with you all. Sorry it's a little late.

Joy and I have been meeting up for years now. She ended up retiring and settling down. I was disappointed, but happy for her. We still kept in touch through it all. Well, times being what they are, she has gotten back into the hobby on a limited basis, and I couldn't be happier about it. She is a total MILF in my opinion. To this day, I love to watch her body as she leads the way for me toward the bedroom. She knows just how to let that ass swirl. Once in the bedroom, well. She can be breathtaking.

My last visit with her was no exception. I let her take control, and she happily did so, not in a rough or dominating way, but like a woman who is horny as hell and wanted my body. It's a reaction I don't normally get, so it felt wonderful. She sat me on the edge of the bed, and slowly stripped off her clothes taking her sweet time to make sure I anticipated every reveal. When she was down to just her panties, she turned around and let me slowly peel them off, and as I did she bent over to let me see what was mine for the taking. I never get tired of her in that position. My hands were all over that ass appreciating the display.

She turned around and slowly placed my hands in all the places she wanted attention, and she really got into it. And so did I! After a minute of that, she pulled me up and switched places with me. She sat on the edge of the bed and told me to take off my t-shirt. I did just as she said. She ran her hands up along my chest and belly, and I got chills. Then her hands sank down to my belt, and she wasted no time with it. Before I knew it, I was stepping out of my jeans. She reached around me and grabbed my ass to pull me close. I love when women pay attention to my ass as it is often ignored. Still in my underwear, she rubbed my hardon and caressed my balls another favorite of mine. Slowly she pulled my Hanes down, and I sprang out and she let out a little bit of a surprise, but then she went to work on me.

She has some of the best oral skills around and I had to stop her before it was too late. I wanted to try for some doggy with her which is my absolute favorite. Unfortunately for me, my body was not cooperating and I was out of blue pills. But being the professional she is, she took control once again. She said to give her what I've got right now, so I let her get back to he BBBJ. In just a little bit, I forgot about my issues, and I was spasming like crazy. She took it all. I was spent and laid back down. She snuggled up with me, and we chatted for a bit, and then I felt her fingers wrap around me, and she said it was her turn.

She turned around and mounted my face and I tasted her sweetness. Clean. Fresh. Smooth. And sensitive. She spun around and told me to make her cum and I was all too eager to comply. She rubbed herself while I tasted her, and then she started back up with the BBBJ. OMG it was so intense. Before I knew it, she was having an O on top of me, and it was so hot that I couldn't help but shoot another load. That is something I have not done in years!

I get so worked up just writing about it all that I might just have to step away for a bit.

*elevator music playing* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *.

OK, I'm back!

A fantastic rate for a sexy mature woman that absolutely knows how to please a man. I highly recommend that you schedule a visit with her while she is available in Hudsonville. She will travel to you as well for a bit more. She will work wonders on you! She puts her phone away during your visit (that's why she is often hard to reach), and she doesn't really look at the clock either, which is a welcome thing. Schedule a visit with her soon.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...n/025273468536

Be safe!

Shaw.

**MrHedberg1** · 09-23-22 11:32

Originally Posted by Arish [View Original Post]

Most of her reviews are bad with a BF / handler who sticks around and is really creepy. Search the name I used in the comment line.

That's unfortunate. Thank you much.

**LakeGuy70** · 09-23-22 11:05

Originally Posted by Arish [View Original Post]

Most of her reviews are bad with a BF / handler who sticks around and is really creepy. Search the name I used in the comment line.

I tried her a few times, the last time she told that she fell asleep.

I could never connect with her.

**Arish** · 09-23-22 10:36

Originally Posted by MrHedberg1 [View Original Post]

Is this one real? I have seen a lot of ads for this one but can't find any information here. Tried multiple searches.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...p/911935058140

Thanks.

Most of her reviews are bad with a BF / handler who sticks around and is really creepy. Search the name I used in the comment line.

**LandRover20** · 09-23-22 09:56

Originally Posted by Benz1 [View Original Post]

She confirmed your fear of obese, she's bigger than a triple D. Can't have the tits without the hips.

Mutual touch is expected, she wears a sundress and panties or yoga pants and top. Your choice of what she wears.

Advanced scheduling is required until she knows you then she open for same day schedule.

You might get an erection and she's happy to watch you take care of that yourself because she's not allowed to.

Great recon as usual, Benz! My last question is, why am I still tempted to do this?

**Benz1** · 09-23-22 09:17

Originally Posted by LandRover20 [View Original Post]

Curious about this one: https://grandrapids.craigslist.org/h...528229821.html.

Rates aren't cheap. Would hate to show up and have her be obese or something.

She confirmed your fear of obese, she's bigger than a triple D. Can't have the tits without the hips.

Mutual touch is expected, she wears a sundress and panties or yoga pants and top. Your choice of what she wears.

Advanced scheduling is required until she knows you then she open for same day schedule.

You might get an erection and she's happy to watch you take care of that yourself because she's not allowed to.

**MrHedberg1** · 09-23-22 07:09

Is this one real? I have seen a lot of ads for this one but can't find any information here. Tried multiple searches.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...p/911935058140

Thanks.