Figueroa Streetwalker Reports

[RawrHard]

making fun of her pimp who has no idea how to sell pussy (yet she gives him all of her money), shows that she is a complete drama addict and is a clear and present danger to have in your car.

Not sure what the problem is here. I saw the video. I also know of some girls that have "folks", some gang-related people for protection or company or whatever. One girl had a pimp who beat her up and took all her money, and now it's not surprising that she needs someone or something to prevent her from being harassed while she's walking by her old pimp or his gang. She gives her folks all or most of her money. SW don't carry around shit but skimpy clothes so I'm guessing they don't want to be robbed by a trick or another pimp, which would be really easy if they just had a roll of cash hanging around. They hand the money over to someone between the dates. They probably rather be "robbed" by someone they know and get some of it back. They don't necessarily want a pimp to control all their business.

I tell her she should handle her own, she'd get more money that way, but they pick these folks willingly. It's a mutual benefit in their minds. For people who grew up in gang land, they don't know any better but to work within the system. I'm thinking that girls that are walking around Fig or Long Beach have to have gang ties for protection, otherwise some pimp will just rob them. I assumed a bunch of shit until I talked to her. Their whole family are accepting of this shit. It's the game they know.

[RawrHard]

Probably some politicians rolling thru so they had to do some cleaning up.

If the politicians only knew how much jizz is squirted out each night!

Nah, I'm told Tuesdays and Thursdays are crackdown days.

Heard from this SW I met online. Helped her out a bit with something, and since then I've meeting her at hotels near Fig or dropping her off near the strolls. Now I know the spots. Seen so many fine ass ladies, but also heard about all the rules and high prices. Is it worth it, or should I just stick with what I have? Does nearly everyone have no touch policies or is it still possible to get lucky? (Looking for gfe, dfk, bbbj, etc.)

[Iggle20]

Rolled through Fig this morning around the 60's because I had a long break from work. Slim pickings, obviously, but saw a couple Latinas worth picking up. One didn't look as good when I saw her close up, the other was OK. Both asking for $100 with a room. Picked up the 2nd one.

[EmcSquared]

Ok which one of you horndogs picked up this unicorn before she got harassed by the po-po?

You silly boys in your hybrids and electrics need not apply. For a proper cardate, a unicorn like this requires no less than a Ford 450 Heavy Duty truck. Minimum!

I blurred out their faces but the dudes could not stop smiling during the catch and release LOL.

How can you not be romantic about Fig? Love is in the air every night!

[Horn Doggy]

I have been hitting Fig for the past week and the SW's are charging $100 and up. And most aren't worth that. I heard all the Pimps had a meeting and decided to raise prices. At this point its best to visit Latin America or look for women online.

They priced out most working people. Its not worth it anymore. Might as well go to any foreign country with hot slutty women.

[ThePussyHunter]

I have been hitting Fig for the past week and the SW's are charging $100 and up. And most aren't worth that. I heard all the Pimps had a meeting and decided to raise prices. At this point its best to visit Latin America or look for women online.

[PriscillaM]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbBEy_Vg66s

Anybody met this chick?

I have not been to fig in over a year because of two reasons:

First, it is completely unsafe and you are liable to get shot just as you would trip on a curb.

Second, meat like this is way too common. The admissions she makes in the video of being shot, having three kids and essentially dumping one at the side of the road, making fun of her pimp who has no idea how to sell pussy (yet she gives him all of her money), shows that she is a complete drama addict and is a clear and present danger to have in your car. Just watch the bewildering lies, nonsense, and hanging skin and you realize that any encounter with this girl will be life disaffirming.

[VolcaSabi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbBEy_Vg66s

Anybody met this chick?

[Sonicus]

I'll note I wouldn't pay $180-200 for a ho on Fig. The service is too marginal and for $300 you can see a pretty and well reviewed ho on hx that provides great service.

That said, I hope all of you understand that $100 ain't shit. I wouldn't take that if I were a ho. Min wage is de facto $20 an hour in LA, and if you aren't pulling in $60-80 k a year minimum in Los Angeles, you should probably rethink your life choices.

But like I said, I still wouldn't pay $180-200 on Fig due to shit service. I've only met one girl on fig that merited that much money. She gave me 30 minutes and let me touch, kiss, etc. She'd be worth $180-200 in todays market. But I don't need to be spending money on a ho that holds the condom in place and is telling me to hurry and cum 15 seconds into the deed.

The lowest amount I paid on fig for me has been $60 bucks for a BBBJ from a hot young light skin Mexican girl probably 24 years old mind you it was also one of the best BBBJ I also ever had so low prices can be had you just have to be willing to ask and push low prices also I got the vibe from her that she was in independent non pimp girl just out on her own I tried to get her number but she said she had no phone so who knows.

[PriscillaM]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0mIbX4TknM

We have white meat on fig!

[ChrisPoontang]

Minor crackdown with LE harassing girls up and down the street.

Got out of there quickly.

Probably some politicians rolling thru so they had to do some cleaning up.

If the politicians only knew how much jizz is squirted out each night!

[Hardly Seek]

Minor crackdown with LE harassing girls up and down the street.

Got out of there quickly.

[ChrisPoontang]

They all look like L. A. 's finest and I do not mean vice or L. E. I must say that L. A. Has some of the finest SW's. I live in the Tampa, FL area and all we have are dried up CH's.

Yeah but your dried up CH's want the guys to bust a nut, right?

The better looking a SW is here in the LA, the more likely you will get shitty / pathetic service because she suffers from G. P.S.

There are two epidemics doing on in the city of Angels:

You have gay / bi guys dealing with Monkeypox and then you have prostitutes dealing with severe cases of Golden Pussy Syndrome (GPS).

One has a vaccine and done doesn't but both need to be cured!

[TManXX71]

Question: Which of these girls be UC vice and not a SW?

A: The one with the tits hanging out.

B: The one with the ass cheeks hanging out.

C. None of the above.

D: All of the above.

E: Unsure. Do you have better pics? Like close up maybe?

They all look like L. A. 's finest and I do not mean vice or L. E. I must say that L. A. Has some of the finest SW's. I live in the Tampa, FL area and all we have are dried up CH's.

[Christophe1]

Question: Which of these girls be UC vice and not a SW?

A: The one with the tits hanging out.

B: The one with the ass cheeks hanging out.

C. None of the above.

D: All of the above.

E: Unsure. Do you have better pics? Like close up maybe?

I heard that donut munchers have a tendency to sting a criminally intentioned monger through various means. How?

A. Hooker by a hotel. This one is actually a great ploy to entrap the casual gawker who unwittingly falls for a seductive slicette. Back in the day, while I lived off the Sunst Strip, we'd make out way over to Toi Thai and afterward have to walk off the Pad See Ew and case of Sing-has. This led to a couple nights where we would just watch the string of cars stop to talk to the slice of UC bait. Cars would proceed to park at motel followed by the guys going to a room not to be seen from again until the paddy wagons came to usher out 10 to 20 guys. Fortunately, it always appeared that the hustled hims got to drive off.

B. Hooker on a lonely corner upper Western favorite.

Check to make sure that the nearby bums aren't white and there isn't a conveniently placed van opposite the faux harlot.

So it was hot as I drove to the hood. Coincidentally, I ran across a cute lady off the beaten whiteboy track who was making her way home and gallantly offered her a ride. She rode like a champion cowgirl at Las Fiestas Patronales but afterward cried since she was like a church going gal that was induced by my scintallating and god would punish her in the afterlife for her sin. We prayed. She said you had to get down on your knees ti do it. We did it. Later she refused money and hoped to see me in the afterworld. Religous nuts are great!