The Massholes

[Mattis1775]

You seem to know a lot about the "guys".

Not as well as you do. And, like I said, I have balls, I just don't like you sucking on them like you do to the "guys". Tell us, do you lick or do you suck the balls? You seem to have give up the golden shower special and upgraded yourself to the anus licker duties. That's a really tough job. But, DooDooBilly has what it takes to earn the mudslide. Again, tell us, do you put your tongue out or do you let it slide out?

[Mattis1775]

Two losers, logging in / out back and forth, didn't even put a scratch on my armor. They think that they got what it takes to put a dent. The fake LEO wannabe, who's too stupid that he wrote his name wrong on the application, only allows him to patrol empty parking lots because he can't drive and doesn't even give him a uniform because he's too fat. You have a long history Billy, dating back 10+ years of pathetic existence. You were hated by a large group of MassHole members, which was once very active.

What a pathetic Handle that you have. You decide to create WiseAss to hide yourself. Who knows what else you have. You were most likely AsianYY and all the idiotic accounts that you created and got banned within days. Let's not forget Olgary, Cheese, CrazyCroutan, amongst others. It fits your character. Keep on deflecting CrackAssFake. What's next? I'm waiting.

[Mattis1775]

You pretty much exploited yourself by forgetting to logoff. Only WiseAss uses quotes after quotes after quotes and the only one that dives 50 years of ancient dinosaur history to bring up shit that no one gives a fuck. So, let me ask you BungalowBilly / WiseAss the coward, how long of a dick can you suck? Obviously, pretty deep because it's affecting your retarded brain of yours. Have fun fighting amongst yourselves, because without me, you wouldn't have anyone else to talk to. Sad, pathetic, losers with hundreds of Handles that you don't even know what to do with yourself. So, which account is going to chime in next? Keep the counts rolling. At this rate, you'll reach 100 more bullshit posts in no time.

[Mattis1775]

So Monkey Mike McBragg, I just looked thru Keisha's reviews on the other site and not a single one of the 110 posted reviews is a 6/10. Please explain.

Oh, WiseAss wants to bring in BillyBaloney into the action, so he logged off and logged in to this antique account. It's pretty fucking obvious. But, anyways, Monkey Mike McBragg huh? I applaud that you finally started coming up with new material, still short of my expectations though. So, what's your deal, BlowJobBaloney / CrispyBilly / FakeCopBilly? You got kicked out of the adult shop? Did WiseDick steal your job? I thought you were the King sucker there for a moment. I guess ShitAss started taking lessons and took over as the store's favorite. Too bad FakeBilly.

Too bad you can't afford porn stars BrokeAssBilly. You can only read about them. But, you can't break enough piggy banks to see them. Hell, a SW won't even give you a blowjob. Monkey see, monkey do. Watch and learn from your other Handle, WiseAss giving blowjobs to truck drivers. Monkey see, monkey do. Go ahead, you'll learn BlowJobBilly. Blow Billy, blow blow blow. Go ahead and logoff to log back in to your WiseAss account for a reply. I'm waiting. Too bad your Olgary account got wiped out. You were actually pretty interesting when you were using that account, Mate.

[BillyBaloney]

Mike knows all, posts on all threads and has even admitted to fucking Post Ops but he apparently has another expert rating: Gay adult stores in Boston.

over the other blowjob clerks at the adult store..

Can you elaborate on how you know "the other blow job clerks"?

like you sucking my balls like you do at the adult store booths.

Time to open up the adult shop FagMan. Put away the Party City police uniform and put on your leather outfit. The guys will be happy.

You seem to know a lot about the "guys" LOL.

dick lover at the Adult shop. It's Friday and the boys in the booth want service. Oh, so nice for you to join us again.

No thanks, but if Friday cock smoking gets you off then have at it McFag!

[BillyBaloney]

I did in the past with the agent or secretary for Porn Star Keisha. I gave a 6/10 and lectured me about what she did for me, etc. Hence, the reason why she never got anything less than a 9/10. She offered me a discount to remove the review. That was years ago. I have read comments in the Listcrawler where a girl responded to bad comments. I haven't seen any in this forum yet. But, I'm sure they all know about it.

So Monkey Mike McBragg, I just looked thru Keisha's reviews on the other site and not a single one of the 110 posted reviews is a 6/10. Please explain.

[Mattis1775]

Thanks for the quick confirmation of my previous Post! Yup, Women, Pre-op, Post-op doesn't matter! Anyone that can provide the Service!

Oh, seeing Ashley's husband doesn't count as a review you know. We want pussies, not cocks. Unfortunately, you didn't get the message. And, she said your cage has been cleaned up whenever you're done working at the adult store. She's got a group of Tops coming and you're contestant number 1. Get ready BabyAss.

[Mattis1775]

Thanks for the quick confirmation of my previous Post! Yup, Women, Pre-op, Post-op doesn't matter! Anyone that can provide the Service!

WiseAss strikes again. Two posts in one day, maybe more and much more. The incompetent cock sucker wants to go, let's go. Let's see how far you reach. You're just adding numbers for me, Homo. Keep it going. Then, you're alarm will go off to report to sucking duties. You know, halloween is around the corner. Time to get out the Samantha outfit. You know the guys will cum quicker if you wear that. But, you like it long for a good buildup to spray the spunk all over your nasty pimple infested face. Nice job CrackAss.

[BillyBaloney]

For a minimum of 1 K, I hope it's the most explosive experience you ever had. If you do see Natasha, would love to hear about it.

Being an expert in all things monger related why didn't you give the guy some of your world famous unsolicited advice? Did you forget you have experience with high end porn stars like Keisha?

I've made a mistake in my younger years of seeing Keisha, the porn star. It was about 1 K and felt the need to get it off the bucket list. It was anything but. I've had escorts that were 150 that gave me an excellent time over Keisha. Her BBBJ wasn't even great, for an experienced porn star and her pussy was so loose that I couldn't even feel shit during CFS. At the end, she ended up jerking me off. It was definitely all business. It was lessons learned. I hope that none of you make that same financial mistake.

Shit, you even reviewed her from your WongMichael account, surprised you forgot.

Personal experience w / a 1,000 porn star. It sucked. Worse than a regular escort. Her pussy was so loose that you couldn't feel a thing and her BBBJ was awful. She used open mouth BJ, where it's almost like not touching your dick. I believe that's a porn skill where it doesn't make the actor cum too quick. Overall, my personal experience w / porn stars was not only bad. But, a financial mistake. If you're curious who that porn star was, it was Keisha. Yes, I'm that old! LOL.

And:

Once in a lifetime experience w / a porn star. I had mine w / keisha and it was an "OK" experience, regular 100-150 escorts was better than her. .

[Wiseass]

............ I don't discriminate. I'll see anyone that can provide the service I'm looking for.........

Thanks for the quick confirmation of my previous Post! Yup, Women, Pre-op, Post-op doesn't matter! Anyone that can provide the Service!

[Mattis1775]

It speaks and no one listens. Remember dick lover, we want pussy and not interested in men and your adventures in gay land. Save yourself the trouble, web space and bandwidth.

[Mattis1775]

Bullshit Rating

Yes, thanks for letting the entire forum know about your bullshit rating. Have a nice day.

[Mattis1775]

Lmao!

That's what I'm doing right now, at you and not at your comment. You're the expert and dicks, you dick. Oh, HomoAss continues to deny, deflect and comment on others. L-O-S-E-are.

You're actually the favorite right now, over the other blowjob clerks at the adult store. How's your knees? You can't comment at anything else because you have nothing else to comment on. Enough said.

Like Sarah Palin would say, "drill baby drill", the guy you're sucking is saying, "suck baby suck".

[Mattis1775]

Although I'm white I can confirm that attitudes are what I would consider very weird. Even outside of that, my general advice here is avoid.

I'm a non-"Caucasian" myself and I've spoken to a few providers that don't want to see anyone other than that. They pretty much said, "Well, I usually don't. But, I can make an exception". I just say, forget it. That's the only thing they'll be thinking about and the session won't be fun. Session is supposed to be drama-free.

Let's be honest, it's their body and their mouth. If they don't want to suck another type of dick or want that kind inside them, so be it. It's their preference. I don't discriminate. I'll see anyone that can provide the service I'm looking for. Some guys like to test them to see if they'll make an exception. I wouldn't bother. I'm not paying their asking rate to convince anyone. If you want it, see me. If not, I'll look elsewhere.

[Mattis1775]

Anyone have any experience with this place? Is it "legit"? Is a HE offered? (or more?) Thanks.

Sounds like we have another AsianYY here, spreading bullshit and leading Mongers on a risky escapade. No, you shithead. Same goes for the other chain massage centers, such as Massage Envy and the likes. Now, if someone here got a secret handy from a renegade therapist, good for you. Score! But, none of these chains will risk it. Imagine a Monger got a handy at one of these places and LEO showed up? Wow. It'll be breaking news all over the place. You think they want that publicity? Only Asian AMPs have that reputation and it's obviously no secret. Plus, anyone who thinks that these places give more, you're most likely to politely be told no, asked to leave or they will call LEO on you. And, yeah. No refund.