Massage Parlor Reports

[Shawtren]

I just wanted to take a moment to share a review of New Joy with you all. Sorry it's a little late.

Joy and I have been meeting up for years now. She ended up retiring and settling down. I was disappointed, but happy for her. We still kept in touch through it all. Well, times being what they are, she has gotten back into the hobby on a limited basis, and I couldn't be happier about it. She is a total MILF in my opinion. To this day, I love to watch her body as she leads the way for me toward the bedroom. She knows just how to let that ass swirl. Once in the bedroom, well. She can be breathtaking.

My last visit with her was no exception. I let her take control, and she happily did so, not in a rough or dominating way, but like a woman who is horny as hell and wanted my body. It's a reaction I don't normally get, so it felt wonderful. She sat me on the edge of the bed, and slowly stripped off her clothes taking her sweet time to make sure I anticipated every reveal. When she was down to just her panties, she turned around and let me slowly peel them off, and as I did she bent over to let me see what was mine for the taking. I never get tired of her in that position. My hands were all over that ass appreciating the display.

She turned around and slowly placed my hands in all the places she wanted attention, and she really got into it. And so did I! After a minute of that, she pulled me up and switched places with me. She sat on the edge of the bed and told me to take off my t-shirt. I did just as she said. She ran her hands up along my chest and belly, and I got chills. Then her hands sank down to my belt, and she wasted no time with it. Before I knew it, I was stepping out of my jeans. She reached around me and grabbed my ass to pull me close. I love when women pay attention to my ass as it is often ignored. Still in my underwear, she rubbed my hardon and caressed my balls another favorite of mine. Slowly she pulled my Hanes down, and I sprang out and she let out a little bit of a surprise, but then she went to work on me.

She has some of the best oral skills around and I had to stop her before it was too late. I wanted to try for some doggy with her which is my absolute favorite. Unfortunately for me, my body was not cooperating and I was out of blue pills. But being the professional she is, she took control once again. She said to give her what I've got right now, so I let her get back to he BBBJ. In just a little bit, I forgot about my issues, and I was spasming like crazy. She took it all. I was spent and laid back down. She snuggled up with me, and we chatted for a bit, and then I felt her fingers wrap around me, and she said it was her turn.

She turned around and mounted my face and I tasted her sweetness. Clean. Fresh. Smooth. And sensitive. She spun around and told me to make her cum and I was all too eager to comply. She rubbed herself while I tasted her, and then she started back up with the BBBJ. OMG it was so intense. Before I knew it, she was having an O on top of me, and it was so hot that I couldn't help but shoot another load. That is something I have not done in years!

I get so worked up just writing about it all that I might just have to step away for a bit.

*elevator music playing* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *.

OK, I'm back!

A fantastic rate for a sexy mature woman that absolutely knows how to please a man. I highly recommend that you schedule a visit with her while she is available in Hudsonville. She will travel to you as well for a bit more. She will work wonders on you! She puts her phone away during your visit (that's why she is often hard to reach), and she doesn't really look at the clock either, which is a welcome thing. Schedule a visit with her soon.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...n/025273468536

Be safe!

Shaw.

[MrHedberg1]

Most of her reviews are bad with a BF / handler who sticks around and is really creepy. Search the name I used in the comment line.

That's unfortunate. Thank you much.

[LakeGuy70]

Most of her reviews are bad with a BF / handler who sticks around and is really creepy. Search the name I used in the comment line.

I tried her a few times, the last time she told that she fell asleep.

I could never connect with her.

[Arish]

Is this one real? I have seen a lot of ads for this one but can't find any information here. Tried multiple searches.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...p/911935058140

Thanks.

Most of her reviews are bad with a BF / handler who sticks around and is really creepy. Search the name I used in the comment line.

[LandRover20]

She confirmed your fear of obese, she's bigger than a triple D. Can't have the tits without the hips.

Mutual touch is expected, she wears a sundress and panties or yoga pants and top. Your choice of what she wears.

Advanced scheduling is required until she knows you then she open for same day schedule.

You might get an erection and she's happy to watch you take care of that yourself because she's not allowed to.

Great recon as usual, Benz! My last question is, why am I still tempted to do this?

[Benz1]

Curious about this one: https://grandrapids.craigslist.org/h...528229821.html.

Rates aren't cheap. Would hate to show up and have her be obese or something.

She confirmed your fear of obese, she's bigger than a triple D. Can't have the tits without the hips.

Mutual touch is expected, she wears a sundress and panties or yoga pants and top. Your choice of what she wears.

Advanced scheduling is required until she knows you then she open for same day schedule.

You might get an erection and she's happy to watch you take care of that yourself because she's not allowed to.

[MrHedberg1]

Is this one real? I have seen a lot of ads for this one but can't find any information here. Tried multiple searches.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...p/911935058140

Thanks.

[FlyingTrojan82]

Saw Victoria, from Craigslist ad recently. Her ad is down now so I can't post a link. Communication was pretty good, was able to schedule a last minute appointment. She greeted me at the door with a smile. She's not young, probably 50's. I undressed and laid on the table. She introduced herself as Vickie and got comfortable before she started massaging my back. She does have a tramp stamp but I couldn't tell what it was (based on prior reviews I was curious if it was Tori From years ago). Massage was good with some teasing. On the flip I got the vibe that she prefers massaging the back side but does offer the ending to keep people happy. Overall the massage was good and I'd consider returning for that but I prefer some of the younger options in town. She' a sweet lady, carries on an intelligent conversation, and a comfortable location.

[Merlot69]

so i know i have seen reviews i think from the clothes pics, but nothing came up for her. Anyone seen her lately.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...-/526533364336 thanks for any help.

not worth the price of admission seen her add about a week ago gr.

[Gene2]

Wow. There are all sorts of providers available to us here. But Lauren continues to amaze me. Since my return to Michigan I've been lucky enough to see her. And she just is the real deal. I brought her a bottle of XO Cognac. Not that it's necessary, but it's a small way to express my appreciation for the aura she provides. In this hobby where emphasis is placed on the finish, or the quickness of the completion, what a refreshing change up to have the process never rushed and the ambiance be one of genuine delight in my presence. She gets it. And I'm so grateful for that..

Looks like my link was wrong. Here's a current one for her.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...-/253627795969

Enjoy.

G2.

[BoatLuver]

I had the pleasure of seeing the Jezebel the other day and I would say overall it was a good experience. I had seen her posts before but never contacted her until I saw a few reviews of her the last couple weeks. I'd say she is the girl in the pictures but is a skosh heavier now. Not bad by any means, had a great set on her (fake?) a nice big ass, and a fun accent. Communication was easy and the location was a nice apartment in downtown GR. Only drawback is you likely have to pay for parking but oh well.

I opted for the hour nuru session as I had never had one before. She used real nuru gel. At least that's what the packaging said but I have nothing to compare it too. The experience was. Interesting. I don' mean that as a knock on her but just the nuru thing as a whole. Not sure its my cup of tea. When I entered she was wearing a robe and got comfortable right away. We did the nuru first, followed by a shower. After there was a BBBJ followed by covered FS in multiple positions. She is by no means a clock watcher and after we finished she offered a regular massage to which I took her up on. And let me tell you, she has some strong hands! The regular massage was good and next time I will likely go that route and skip the nuru. Again, not a knock on her. As a side note the session started out a little slow in that she was kinda quiet but as things went along she warmed up and became quite playful by the end. I will repeat but skip the nuru part. Donation was 3 roses.

Spot on report Ben! I saw her this spring and was very satisfied. She's a very nice lady. I had a late morning session after which she offered to cook me lunch. Like you, Nuru is interesting but not my cup of tea either.

Boat.

[Benz1]

You're probably right. Ad seems a little too weird.

Just got my call back and a text because I didn't answer, wife is home.
If she answers my questions correctly, I'm definitely checking it out

Is our cuddle session clothing optional?
What will you be wearing?
Mutual cuddling?

[BenNorth]

I had the pleasure of seeing the Jezebel the other day and I would say overall it was a good experience. I had seen her posts before but never contacted her until I saw a few reviews of her the last couple weeks. I'd say she is the girl in the pictures but is a skosh heavier now. Not bad by any means, had a great set on her (fake?) a nice big ass, and a fun accent. Communication was easy and the location was a nice apartment in downtown GR. Only drawback is you likely have to pay for parking but oh well.

I opted for the hour nuru session as I had never had one before. She used real nuru gel. At least that's what the packaging said but I have nothing to compare it too. The experience was. Interesting. I don' mean that as a knock on her but just the nuru thing as a whole. Not sure its my cup of tea. When I entered she was wearing a robe and got comfortable right away. We did the nuru first, followed by a shower. After there was a BBBJ followed by covered FS in multiple positions. She is by no means a clock watcher and after we finished she offered a regular massage to which I took her up on. And let me tell you, she has some strong hands! The regular massage was good and next time I will likely go that route and skip the nuru. Again, not a knock on her. As a side note the session started out a little slow in that she was kinda quiet but as things went along she warmed up and became quite playful by the end. I will repeat but skip the nuru part. Donation was 3 roses.

As always. Stay safe!

Ben.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...i/298135734728

[LandRover20]

The area on the pin is East Beltline and Plainfield intersection.

This is probably a phishing expedition for email and phone numbers.

I emailed, followed the rules and no return call.

No worries, my hobby email and phone are not connected to my real life.

You're probably right. Ad seems a little too weird.

[Benz1]

If I get curious enough I'll try without asking any questions.

Benz, any way you could PM me a more exact location?

The area on the pin is East Beltline and Plainfield intersection.

This is probably a phishing expedition for email and phone numbers.

I emailed, followed the rules and no return call.

No worries, my hobby email and phone are not connected to my real life.