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[CapeGuy7776]

In town next Friday for a wedding. Staying until Sunday. Looking for the best AMP near north side since I will be staying in a hotel around that area. Where I come from is very dry, so I'm looking to experience the best Chicago has to offer. Thanks in advance for any advice.

[Poogee]

To elaborate, I meant she just gives decent service, but her best assets are her looks.

Looks: 8.

Service: 6.

I'd like to try. Could you PM details. I usually just rotate around Napervl.

[TJGeek]

Since the changes in AMP in South Bend I'm looking to options in Chicagoland. I'm in NWI. CLM is high on my list. One of the posts identifies CLM as chicagolandbodyrub.

Is this correct? Either way, another post says there is a jacuzzi or hot tub. What is the location of this CLM with hot tub?

PM is good. I appreciate any guidance. Thank you.

Yes, CLM is ChicagoLandMassage and ChicagoLandBodyRubs which is this site https://www.chicagolandbodyrubs.com/.

One of the 2 downtown locations has a hot tub (Western & Grand) but need to check with booker about availability.

I was a fan of this group years ago but over time the pictures became less accurate and pricing is hard to predict after the door fee. Be sure to do your research on this forum and TER so you get what you want.

The only one I can recommend is Laura, a tall thin Euro blond with oral and CFS but sometimes she goes through the motions.

[JakeGoodfella]

Nyra, I'll stay posted. Although your last sentence was a bit confusing; "She is decent service but very easy on the eyes. ".

To elaborate, I meant she just gives decent service, but her best assets are her looks.

Looks: 8.

Service: 6.

[MwmChicago]

Dana's the worst!

Her: You ok?

Me: No, I'm not fucking ok. Stop asking me every 10 damn seconds if I'm ok!

I guess the solution is to just have her suck your dick, but even that is toothy and not worth the price of admission.

Whenever I see she is on the roster, I wait patiently till the next one up. For you guys in DG, I hope Nyra rotates down there for you soon. She is decent service but very easy on the eyes.

Nyra, I'll stay posted. Although your last sentence was a bit confusing; "She is decent service but very easy on the eyes. ".

[MwmChicago]

I still don't know how you all got into this place. Booker won't even answer when I call.

Try texting instead. I've never called.

[MushroomGod]

Dana's the worst!

Her: You ok?

Me: No, I'm not fucking ok. Stop asking me every 10 damn seconds if I'm ok!

I guess the solution is to just have her suck your dick, but even that is toothy and not worth the price of admission.

Whenever I see she is on the roster, I wait patiently till the next one up. For you guys in DG, I hope Nyra rotates down there for you soon. She is decent service but very easy on the eyes.

I still don't know how you all got into this place. Booker won't even answer when I call.

[JakeGoodfella]

She's long gone and I saw her once upon her recent return and I swear it was a different girl and not nearly as fun. Went and saw Dana yesterday and FFS, she asks "You OK" like every 15 seconds. I was there f0 or the full 30 and she couldn't get me off. First time in my 2 dozen visits to this apt.

Dana's the worst!

Her: You ok?

Me: No, I'm not fucking ok. Stop asking me every 10 damn seconds if I'm ok!

I guess the solution is to just have her suck your dick, but even that is toothy and not worth the price of admission.

Whenever I see she is on the roster, I wait patiently till the next one up. For you guys in DG, I hope Nyra rotates down there for you soon. She is decent service but very easy on the eyes.

[Gutenberg469]

Since the changes in AMP in South Bend I'm looking to options in Chicagoland. I'm in NWI. CLM is high on my list. One of the posts identifies CLM as chicagolandbodyrub.

Is this correct? Either way, another post says there is a jacuzzi or hot tub. What is the location of this CLM with hot tub?

PM is good. I appreciate any guidance. Thank you.

[UncleNutzy]

What groups? Are there any areas that are hotter or areas to avoid?

Just look up next time you're at the front door. They're used as a first line of screening at a lot of these places.

[MwmChicago]

Could you PM me info about Nana. Cross intersection of location please. Been going to AMP only and it's slim picking lately. Thanks.

She's long gone and I saw her once upon her recent return and I swear it was a different girl and not nearly as fun. Went and saw Dana yesterday and FFS, she asks "You OK" like every 15 seconds. I was there f0 or the full 30 and she couldn't get me off. First time in my 2 dozen visits to this apt.

[Poogee]

F*ck it, I'm going the Asian Apt in Downers tonight. $130 for 30 min, CBJ and FS. Nana gave a BBBJ and kissed for $40 more in June. She was back a couple of weeks ago and I don't even think it was the same girl. Most will stick a finger in my ass which I like while getting head.

Could you PM me info about Nana. Cross intersection of location please. Been going to AMP only and it's slim picking lately. Thanks.

[Jayp80]

What groups? Are there any areas that are hotter or areas to avoid?

If you search the term "nextdoor" on here, you'll find a thread about neighbors and local business owners making a lot of noise about a AMP turning their block into a crime hotspot. I wouldn't be too concerned, just people with a lot of time of their hands.

[Sfgop2A]

http://isabelapomares.com/

I'd go with IP.

Her website shows:

60 minutes $130 - $200.

90 minutes $200 - $250.

Does that include L1? Anything other than L1 offered?

[GeneralObvious]

What groups? Are there any areas that are hotter or areas to avoid?

The Bridgeport area, specifically along the Archer corridor.

Lakeview.

Noble Square.

There hasn't been much recent activity in terms of postings, but be cognizant of the fact that you're always on camera. When mongering, consider simple clothing. Don't wear your Hawaiian shirts and flip flops as you will stand out even more.