Massage Parlor Reports

[WarpFactor69]

Tonight I went to the lesser known sunflower close by Labrador beer hall. Surprisingly it's hard to google it keeps defaulting to the one down in SW Arthur.

Went to find one of my favorites Tina, but the mamasan said she left in August. I was sad, but my last two experiences there were amazing so I got over it and thought about giving a new girl a try. I opted for a hhr (. 5), but while she gave a decent massage she flipped me and asked what I wanted. I told her FS, but she quoted 2. 0, I pushed back to 1. 0. She countered with 1. 4, but her attitude was a total turn off so I said I just wanted to finish the massage. We were only 20 min in and she demanded a. 4 tip which I said no we need to finish the massage first. She stopped and crossed her arms and at that point I gave up and got ready to leave. She tried to get me to stay by discounting her services, but I said no I wanted to leave. Another BS thing that happened was that the mamasan blocked me from leaving by putting her between me and locking the door. After asking her two times she even kept demanding I pay for a massage (She said my initial hhr fee was for the "room" not the massage even though their prices at the wall stated "Rates for massage" LOL) that wasn't even done yet I pushed her aside unlocked the front door then left. Really shocked how far this place has fallen but, I hope this post gives them less business cause it was all just fucking terrible.

That sucks but thank you for posting the review. Sounds like that place is going the way of sunshine. Did you happen to get the girls name?

[NWChef]

Tonight I went to the lesser known sunflower close by Labrador beer hall. Surprisingly it's hard to google it keeps defaulting to the one down in SW Arthur.

Went to find one of my favorites Tina, but the mamasan said she left in August. I was sad, but my last two experiences there were amazing so I got over it and thought about giving a new girl a try. I opted for a hhr (. 5), but while she gave a decent massage she flipped me and asked what I wanted. I told her FS, but she quoted 2. 0, I pushed back to 1. 0. She countered with 1. 4, but her attitude was a total turn off so I said I just wanted to finish the massage. We were only 20 min in and she demanded a. 4 tip which I said no we need to finish the massage first. She stopped and crossed her arms and at that point I gave up and got ready to leave. She tried to get me to stay by discounting her services, but I said no I wanted to leave. Another BS thing that happened was that the mamasan blocked me from leaving by putting her between me and locking the door. After asking her two times she even kept demanding I pay for a massage (She said my initial hhr fee was for the "room" not the massage even though their prices at the wall stated "Rates for massage" LOL) that wasn't even done yet I pushed her aside unlocked the front door then left. Really shocked how far this place has fallen but, I hope this post gives them less business cause it was all just fucking terrible.

[WarpFactor69]

This provider sends mixed signals. First she's ready to go right out of the gate, then she provides BBBJ but then comes back with two condoms? Talk about killing the mood. It could create a difficult situation with guys asking for their $$ back. If you can't feel anything why do it?

When I hear 2. 0 for FS I smile and laugh and hold up one finger indicating 1. 0. We then work our way up from there, I prefer 1. 2 but will go 1. 4. I think they are just trying to see if you are a newbie or one that does not like to negotiate. You can't blame them but they know 1. 2 -1. 4 is a fair rate. If they agree to 1. 2-1. 4 but have attitude I just move on. I can't remember being turned down for 1. 4 or less or the last time I walked due to attitude.

Agree, those are fair amounts. If one says no, 9 others will say yes.

[k__rat]

This provider sends mixed signals. First she's ready to go right out of the gate, then she provides BBBJ but then comes back with two condoms? Talk about killing the mood. It could create a difficult situation with guys asking for their $$ back. If you can't feel anything why do it?

Same thing I was thinking. I generally don't want FS but highly value BBBJ. If she would agree to BBBJ then I would be a repeat customer even without CIM. Even better if 69 and / or rimming / ball licking is involved. But if she started with BBBJ and then wanted to go to CBJ that would be a deal killer.

I'm not that far from this place so I will likely stop in sometime in the few weeks to see what kind of deal we can strike.

[OneOne9]

Took the tip and came back with double raincoats. More BJ with the raincoats on and then into mish.

This provider sends mixed signals. First she's ready to go right out of the gate, then she provides BBBJ but then comes back with two condoms? Talk about killing the mood. It could create a difficult situation with guys asking for their $$ back. If you can't feel anything why do it?

When I hear 2. 0 for FS I smile and laugh and hold up one finger indicating 1. 0. We then work our way up from there, I prefer 1. 2 but will go 1. 4. I think they are just trying to see if you are a newbie or one that does not like to negotiate. You can't blame them but they know 1. 2 -1. 4 is a fair rate. If they agree to 1. 2-1. 4 but have attitude I just move on. I can't remember being turned down for 1. 4 or less or the last time I walked due to attitude.

[WarpFactor69]

Stopped by out of curiosity and ended up staying for a session. Went for hhr. 5 with the 30 ish girl that was there, was on her phone looking bored when I walked in the tiny entrance / lobby space and seems to be the only one. Place looked like it was just put together so it could be opened asap. Massage was a light massage with a lot of oil or light lube. I barely started roaming and she was already ready to go at it, found her with her top down rubbing my back and pulled aside her panties on her own to give me access so we flipped after she got off twice from me giving her a good rub. Without a word or hesitation she dove down for some BBBJ, moved to some dfk, and then we talked about what's happening next. Wanted 2 for FS but accepted the 1. 6 I had on me without countering. Took the tip and came back with double raincoats. More BJ with the raincoats on and then into mish. Rather thorough hot towel clean up all around at the end. She got off several times during the session so either she was over acting or she just had as strong an itch that needed to be taken care like I had. Easy to miss the place with the lack of signage. Can hear some of the foot traffic from the restaurant above while in the room I was in.

Nice report. How would you rate her looks on a scale of 1 to 10? By the way, I've had 95% success bringing 200 with me, booking an hour and getting full service. Many ladies will try to pressure you for 200 tip, most are satisfied with 200 total and ask me to come back and see them again.

[Abkbk]

Stopped by out of curiosity and ended up staying for a session. Went for hhr. 5 with the 30 ish girl that was there, was on her phone looking bored when I walked in the tiny entrance / lobby space and seems to be the only one. Place looked like it was just put together so it could be opened asap. Massage was a light massage with a lot of oil or light lube. I barely started roaming and she was already ready to go at it, found her with her top down rubbing my back and pulled aside her panties on her own to give me access so we flipped after she got off twice from me giving her a good rub. Without a word or hesitation she dove down for some BBBJ, moved to some dfk, and then we talked about what's happening next. Wanted 2 for FS but accepted the 1. 6 I had on me without countering. Took the tip and came back with double raincoats. More BJ with the raincoats on and then into mish. Rather thorough hot towel clean up all around at the end. She got off several times during the session so either she was over acting or she just had as strong an itch that needed to be taken care like I had. Easy to miss the place with the lack of signage. Can hear some of the foot traffic from the restaurant above while in the room I was in.

[OneOne9]

It's all good, I thought perhaps you stumbled onto a new shop. You went to the place where you park in the back then walk down stairs, correct?

Yes down the stairs.

[WarpFactor69]

I'm not too familiar with the area and thought it was Powell.

It's all good, I thought perhaps you stumbled onto a new shop. You went to the place where you park in the back then walk down stairs, correct?

[OneOne9]

Sounds like there's a new woman there now. My last visit was good. If I have not been to a place in over a month, I stop by when I'm in the area to see who is working. If I don't get a positive and sexy vibe from them, I check back a month or so later. On to the next.

I just noticed that your report said Powell and 182nd, the place I'm talking about is between Division and Stark next to a County Health Clinic

I'm not too familiar with the area and thought it was Powell.

[WarpFactor69]

Stopped in recently, maybe I got the girl you didn't have a good experience with. MILF showing a nice set of bolt on's. 60/60 45/30 room fee. She provides a full restricted menu with too many no's. I will not return.

Sounds like there's a new woman there now. My last visit was good. If I have not been to a place in over a month, I stop by when I'm in the area to see who is working. If I don't get a positive and sexy vibe from them, I check back a month or so later. On to the next.

I just noticed that your report said Powell and 182nd, the place I'm talking about is between Division and Stark next to a County Health Clinic

[OneOne9]

This is the place just north of the health clinic then walk down stairs to enter the AMP. I've been there three times, had good experiences with 2 of the 3 girls, will return.

Stopped in recently, maybe I got the girl you didn't have a good experience with. MILF showing a nice set of bolt on's. 60/60 45/30 room fee. She provides a full restricted menu with too many no's. I will not return.

[Trumpeter]

I think there's some confusion about which place is which.

1. The old one in this area is CNE on Canyon Lane.

2. The one that opened a few months ago is Best Foot Massage on Canyon Road, with a back entrance off of Canyon Lane.

3. The latest one to open that's being called Purple Orchard is on SW 87th in the building at the intersection with Canyon Road. The entrance is from SW 87th.

I stopped by the new one on Saturday. I new the area is was in and was expecting that the old Q Spa location was being re-used but that wasn't the case. I drove by it before I noticed it. There's not much signage and it's small. A plain late 30's, early 40's lady greeted me. It's 70/50 and they have a stand-up shower. I didn't stay but grabbed a business card and once I was home saw that it was actually for Purple Orchard in Vancouver. I don't know what the official name of the new one is. Don't know if I'll be going back. Felt like most of the other shops around.

There are two others not to far from these three. There is Super Massage at the corner of Laurelwood and Beaverton Hillsdale. The entrance is on the back of the building. They are $60/ hour and look legit but I would like a decent massage and may give it a try.

The other is Hong Kong just down the street on Beaverton Hillsdale. I've been here before and they usually provide decent value. I'm not looking for all the extra services that many of you are hunting for, so YMMV.

[Zippy69]

Tried to go to Purple Orchid. (By Walgreens).

Some dumbass was parked in front, sitting on a crotch rocket motorcycle with his helmet and full gear on including gloves. It looked like he was trying to do something on his phone. He had the opioid head bob and weave going and looked like whatever he was on was causing him to struggle doing whatever he was trying to do. I saw a lady poke her head out to see what the hell was happening. The last thing I wanted was for a crack head to come in and make a scene mid session. So I waited. Them a.

Woman pulled up a couple of spots away and just sat there. WTF? I waited 15 min and bailed.

Went down to Sunny. Saw Lulu. She's decent. A bit rushed. Body seemed good and firm. Hard to tell the mid section because they wear dresses they can pull down the top and lift up the bottom. I guess so if we are interrupted they can be dressed in 5 seconds. Anyway, hoped to try something new. Maybe next time.

[RobeMaps]

Pretty much just had my worst experience ever. Tried to go to the place outlined by TiedYed, and unfortunately for whatever reason they were closed (a guy was inside saying they were closed for day).

So, I went across the street (Canyon), to the one next to the dog boarding facility to try for first time.

Girl looked decent, maybe Korean, and I was already out, so opted for half hour. Following is a list of reasons to never go back to that shitshow.

1.) Gave her the. 6 for half hour, she comes in and immediately grazes my junk and asks how much I'm tipping. No massage at all yet, and I was a dumbass for not slowing things down and getting the massage first.

2.) Responded by pointing at mouth, negotiations ensued, and finally I was able to fight her down to 1. She asked for tip first, and upon her return, pulls out a wrap. Tried to go bare, but she refused and I already tipped.

3.) Cleans my junk with liquid poured on a paper towel and roughly wipes. It burned liked a mofo.

4.) She goes mouth for like 15 seconds, then proceeded to try and jackhammer her way to completion. She goes so hard I had to tell her to slow down / stop at least 3 times. It was pretty much a rough HJ with a wrap on. Tried to otc or get her out of her clothes, she demanded more tip to do so. Fuck that.

5.) She gets surprised I'm not blowing in 1 minute, complains, and asks why I'm taking so long.

6.) When we finally get finished, (half from me trying to last longer to spite her) she wipes the area fast and says ok we're done. I inquire about the rest of the time and massage (like 10 min had passed), she gets pissy and re-iterated she was done.

7.) Remember reason 1? I had to demand my $10 change back for the $60 I gave her, and she acted completely surprised.

So buyer beware, go if you want the most rushed service in your entire life, with the most uninterested girl, and not get a massage.