Massage Parlor Reports

[V Twelve Mpg]

$60 for the house and $80 will get you a HJ with possible tittie play. If you want her to get naked, expect to pay $120 or more. It's HJ only, but like every provider, depending on how much she likes you, how big your wallet is, or how many times you visit her -- things may eventually open up. I haven't gotten more than a HJ.

And let me add this.

I used to live in Seattle, and found a provider I really liked at Yansan Massage in the International District (before they were shut down in 2019). Her name was "Toto." I found her incredibly hot, and the best I could ever do with her after multiple visits was a CBJ. Totally unrelated to my AMP desires, I went to a weight loss clinic, and dropped about 60 lbs. Something miraculous happened. I was immediately offered FS by her. I then proceeded to bang her almost weekly for 2 years until she left -- at the rate of $160 all in!

So, for people that say looks and physical condition don't affect things -- they are lying. YMMV not simply about dollars, but is also dependent on your fitness level, looks, grooming, confidence level, and oral hygiene. In my opinion, mongers should spend money on a personal trainer, or a weight loss clinic if they want to up their game (if needed).

Thanks for the reply! I totally get what you're saying. Hopefully I should be okay though, I was a D1 athlete and while I'm not nearly as fit now, I like to think I'm still in pretty good shape. I'm not sure what triggered this but for the past few months my interest as definitely been grabbed by the idea of going to an AMP. With no girlfriend, I figure this is as good a time as any. Any tips for calming the nerves? I know I want to go but I'm definitely feeling a little unsettled, even just mentally preparing myself LOL.

[AreYouDone]

First off Aussie is right on about her massage technique, it was a sold 30 if not 45 min massage and then light teasing. I'm a super awkward person and she seemed kinda down but she was super sweet. At the end I met yoyo, and I am not going to lie I kinda wish I would of saw her. But honestly the massage was worth it and I feel so much better.

[AreYouDone]

At most AMPs, the standard house fee is $60/40 for an hour / half hour respectively, though some shops are pushing $70/$50 now.

Beyond that, ranges for "secondary" services vary. 40 for an HJ is pretty standard. There are multiple ways to abbreviate that, including: House +40, or 60+40, or even just +40.

But if you want to express the total amount you paid including the house fee and any extras, you'd simply say "all in. ".

So 200 all in is usually what I say, and that means it will cover the house fee and extra charge for FS at a FS.

Happy hobbying!

Dude thank you so much I'm thinking about going to pine after reading more into it. A little nervous, is it okay to leave if I don't like the lineup? I just don't want to get stuck with someone I'm not into.

[Court1408]

Lily greeted me. Taller borderline auntie lady with minimal English. Nice massage. CBJ was good. FS was mechanical.

Won't repeat.

[AussieFury]

I feel like I'm asking the same thing as previously, so I'm sorry if it's coming across as annoying, I just want to make sure I fully understand the money before going. Does the 200 include the house fee? Or is that separate?

At most AMPs, the standard house fee is $60/40 for an hour / half hour respectively, though some shops are pushing $70/$50 now.

Beyond that, ranges for "secondary" services vary. 40 for an HJ is pretty standard. There are multiple ways to abbreviate that, including: House +40, or 60+40, or even just +40.

But if you want to express the total amount you paid including the house fee and any extras, you'd simply say "all in. ".

So 200 all in is usually what I say, and that means it will cover the house fee and extra charge for FS at a FS.

Happy hobbying!

[Italian Steel]

Hi, new here but been lurking for a while. Is she 60 house fee + 80 to her? Anything more on the menu or just HJ?

$60 for the house and $80 will get you a HJ with possible tittie play. If you want her to get naked, expect to pay $120 or more. It's HJ only, but like every provider, depending on how much she likes you, how big your wallet is, or how many times you visit her -- things may eventually open up. I haven't gotten more than a HJ.

And let me add this.

I used to live in Seattle, and found a provider I really liked at Yansan Massage in the International District (before they were shut down in 2019). Her name was "Toto." I found her incredibly hot, and the best I could ever do with her after multiple visits was a CBJ. Totally unrelated to my AMP desires, I went to a weight loss clinic, and dropped about 60 lbs. Something miraculous happened. I was immediately offered FS by her. I then proceeded to bang her almost weekly for 2 years until she left -- at the rate of $160 all in!

So, for people that say looks and physical condition don't affect things -- they are lying. YMMV not simply about dollars, but is also dependent on your fitness level, looks, grooming, confidence level, and oral hygiene. In my opinion, mongers should spend money on a personal trainer, or a weight loss clinic if they want to up their game (if needed).

[V Twelve Mpg]

Lay 200 out and that will cover everything unless you want something unique like greek. I have yet to find anywhere in the P.S. That does a good true Nuru. Most dump oil and and think that is it.

I feel like I'm asking the same thing as previously, so I'm sorry if it's coming across as annoying, I just want to make sure I fully understand the money before going. Does the 200 include the house fee? Or is that separate?

[Dro999]

New to this world, and looking around AMP that include DFK and or DATY to FS. Probably need to be regular to offer DFK and DATY but happy to hearing stories from you guys.

[TomaIn]

I want to see a sexy spinner Asian girl, I saw people talk about m&m and heard about Mia and her sister but wanted to know the full damage, also do they do nuru.

Lay 200 out and that will cover everything unless you want something unique like greek. I have yet to find anywhere in the P.S. That does a good true Nuru. Most dump oil and and think that is it.

[SeaMonstes5678]

Hello Gents.

To all that left me pm about Vicky she is in Olympia. 1st a big FU to United Airlines they canceled my flight had to go to Portland and rent a car to drive up north. Well anyway. The good Saw Vicky I know she is tiny. But awesome well anyway I get there greeted by Vicky, she remembers me and we just start where we left off from the last time as always. No massage just straight to it. Her eraser nipples are rock hard and she is ready. Fine by my. She has the cover ready and as all who have been served by her, know her BJ skills are so awesome that I always have to stop her. She climbs on and just starts riding hard and strong. She does what I call the YUYU, CG then straight to reverse CG while grinding and riding hard w / o missing a beat. She is so awesome while happy as all get out. We change to mish and pounds her hard and strong, we change to K9 and she is taking it so good. I finally shoot my load and lay down as always she lays there with me and we just laugh talk. She then goes to get a warm towel and she does the head massage thing that I like so much and we are done. She is so amazing. I know Olympia is a ride but if skinny tight pussy is your thing, you should see her. Yes I am gushy fan boy for this tight pussy. Hope she is headed to our area again. . had a great time with her. If I can get away yup I will go see her again. The hunt continues stay safe gents.

BTW. She is at OlyOly Massage on Legion Way.

[SeaMonstes5678]

Hello Gents.

To all that left me pm about Vicky she is in Olympia. 1st a big FU to United Airlines they canceled my flight had to go to Portland and rent a car to drive up north. Well anyway. The good Saw Vicky I know she is tiny. But awesome well anyway I get there greeted by Vicky, she remembers me and we just start where we left off from the last time as always. No massage just straight to it. Her eraser nipples are rock hard and she is ready. Fine by my. She has the cover ready and as all who have been served by her, know her BJ skills are so awesome that I always have to stop her. She climbs on and just starts riding hard and strong. She does what I call the YUYU, CG then straight to reverse CG while grinding and riding hard w / o missing a beat. She is so awesome while happy as all get out. We change to mish and pounds her hard and strong, we change to K9 and she is taking it so good. I finally shoot my load and lay down as always she lays there with me and we just laugh talk. She then goes to get a warm towel and she does the head massage thing that I like so much and we are done. She is so amazing. I know Olympia is a ride but if skinny tight pussy is your thing, you should see her. Yes I am gushy fan boy for this tight pussy. Hope she is headed to our area again. . had a great time with her. If I can get away yup I will go see her again. The hunt continues stay safe gents.

[AussieFury]

Feeling sore so was in the mood for a quality massage with great BBBJ / CFS with an enthusiastic hottie. I wasn't in the mood to TOFTT so I decided on a repeat.

Stephanie at Lotus remembered me and greeted me very warmly. Like Emma and Yuyu at Pinee, Stephanie acts like you walking in is the highlight of her day.

Massage was exactly what I wanted. Deep strong pressure, knees, walking on hamstrings, etc. My back, arms and shoulders felt wonderful. We talked during the massage. She says business has been slow. I'm surprised. Lotus always has at least one "top shelf" girl (Tina, Bella, Keiko, and now Stephanie) and is one of a small handful of shoppes where I have never had a bad visit. Nobody came in to interrupt my session, so it was quiet at mid-day.

Massage ended and Stephanie wiped me down with a warm washcloth, then slowly drops her dress and gets on her knees. She tells me BJs are her favorite. And she's not lying. Deep deep DEEP and welcomed my hand behind her head at full depth. Eye contact. BLS. Hands, lips, tongue, throat. She is not messing around with her BBBJ skills. If you're well groomed and shower fresh, she's worth the visit just for that.

Lotus recently replaced their front door glass. The old sign is now on the new door that says "PUSH TO ENTER. " The sign is wrong unless you're talking about forcing your way into Stephanie's tight shaved box. It took some doing but I never got any BS "You too big no fit" nonsense we've all heard before. Eventually got in and fully enjoyed her. She's "very" creative in her positions, down for whatever, and small enough to pick up and rail while standing. She is an ENTHUSIASTIC partner. She enjoys making you feel good.

I met Lulu and Yumi on the way out. Lulu's been there before and is shorter, slightly chubby, with dark tan skin. Yumi is tiny with sharper facial features. As Stephanie cleaned the room, both other girls greeted me in the hallway. Both had their hands on my dick outside my pants during the entire convo asking me to "come back soon.

No problem there. When I don't feel like going on a hunt, Stephanie is solidly on my "guaranteed good time" list.

She mentioned someone on RM said she was fake. I don't have RM premium, so I'm not sure what she's talking about. Nothing fake about her, including her ample natural tits with tiny nipples that bounce so wonderfully at speed.

Sorry to gush, but she really rocked my world. Her nickname for me is now "Crazy Lion and I call her Crazy Tiger." If you see her, tell her hello from Crazy Lion. Maybe she'll laugh, and making her smile goes a long way in getting her best service.

Put the two benjis down and strap in.

[Court1408]

Ocean 3 Nikko was standard small Asian lady. Very compliant. Multiple positions. No massage offered before or after but that was probably my fault. I'd repeat if nothing else catches my eye.

River Amy she looked good when she greeted me. Taller auntie. All business when in the room. Once disrobed I was disappointed, much bigger than I prefer. Good CBJ and some kegel control. No massage and minimal clean up. Pretty mechanical. I won't repeat.

[V Twelve Mpg]

Was in the mood for some Pho on 38th and saw the sign for Love Massage. 35-45 year old woman met me at the entrance wearing jeans and a mask (not a good sign). Gave me a quick look at the massage room. Felt a totally "legit" vibe, so I walked out. Clover and other shops are now offering more than he lately, but the girls are just so-so looking. If you want a real hottie, go to Lilly Massage on Bridgeport in UP. There is a girl named "Yuki" there. She is absolutely stunning, and will give you a great massage, back walk, and strip down naked with full (touching) access to the goods (YMMV) for a great release and he. Her rates are about $40 higher than average, so don't be surprised by the sticker shock. She may not look like much with her clothes on, but once she takes them off, your jaw will hit the floor. That thigh gap and perfectly groomed muff are an amazing combo! If you are in the mood for a great massage, followed by a naked he by a gorgeous girl, this is your place! I'm sure she has an army of high paying regulars & husbands coming from Gig Harbor using the excuse of shopping at Whole Foods just a few blocks away.

Hi, new here but been lurking for a while. Is she 60 house fee + 80 to her? Anything more on the menu or just HJ?

[V Twelve Mpg]

Was in the mood for some Pho on 38th and saw the sign for Love Massage. 35-45 year old woman met me at the entrance wearing jeans and a mask (not a good sign). Gave me a quick look at the massage room. Felt a totally "legit" vibe, so I walked out. Clover and other shops are now offering more than he lately, but the girls are just so-so looking. If you want a real hottie, go to Lilly Massage on Bridgeport in UP. There is a girl named "Yuki" there. She is absolutely stunning, and will give you a great massage, back walk, and strip down naked with full (touching) access to the goods (YMMV) for a great release and he. Her rates are about $40 higher than average, so don't be surprised by the sticker shock. She may not look like much with her clothes on, but once she takes them off, your jaw will hit the floor. That thigh gap and perfectly groomed muff are an amazing combo! If you are in the mood for a great massage, followed by a naked he by a gorgeous girl, this is your place! I'm sure she has an army of high paying regulars & husbands coming from Gig Harbor using the excuse of shopping at Whole Foods just a few blocks away.

When you say her rates are 40 higher than usual, is it 60 house fee and then 80 to her? Also, if she's as hot as you say, do you know if she does FS or BJ? Or just HJ?