Massage Parlor Reports

[Chill1990]

Started my little journey around this I'm really looking for some of y'all personal.

Faves when it comes to FS or just best experiences.

I've been to M&M twice, first time 2 girl was okay. Massage was no effort. Didn't get names but one of them.

Was extremely stiff. Opted out 2 girl second time.

Been to skin solution once on a late night, hour before closing one handed massage from a chubbier lady in her 30's.

Kind of tight but wasn't really in to it.

And I seen yu-yu at pine. Easily the one who has kept my interest. And wanting to experience some others. She.

Was a real treat. May have to stop by today.

[Court1408]

I tried Ocean in FW. Found Julie. Excellent massage and FS was quite satisfying. Had to return a few days later. She told me she was leaving for CA soon.

ACR was odd. Auntie dressed in lingerie took room fee. Tall older lad dressed in street clothes came in, did OK massage, flipped and HJ finish. No discussion of other options. Sign on wall says no sex massage.

[Italian Steel]

Same owner (and therefore girls) as the new ACU massage in FedWay, Orchid on Yakima in Tacoma, and Magnolia in Renton. Jessica at Orchid is the only one of the bunch I'd see again.

Again, thanks for the intel. I'm just a little bit annoyed that we lost a great and rare (he only) location with a solid rotation of providers like Bella there. It may sound crazy on this board, but sometimes I'm in the mood for some young cutie to work out all the knots and get the full hour with a great release while she is naked vs some Aunty rushed FS experience.

Seems like everything in the area is trending toward FS shops with "meh" massage service. This is happening even in places like Puyallup, and formerly he only shops like Happy Feet down the hill from the Tacoma Mall -- which is now also confirmed FS. I have even been offered BJs at various places which this was unheard of until about a year ago. Times are changing, and I guess economics wins out in the long run. And the demand must be there to meet it.

Cheers, Mate.

Your reviews are awesome.

[AreYouDone]

I want to see a sexy spinner Asian girl, I saw people talk about m&m and heard about Mia and her sister but wanted to know the full damage, also do they do nuru.

[Brian Daed]

I enjoyed your report Brian & have added Alice to my wish list. Thank god you successfully avoided Cici Even though you got a 'taste' of her demeanor. But I have to ask, how the heck did you survive that long without getting off? I honestly cannot imagine what I'd do if something like your ordeal ever happened to me?

Be well and happy hunting.

When it first went down busting a nut was the least of my worries. My docs were preparing me for the possibility of never walking again, so all things considered I'm extremely lucky to make a full recovery. Thank you kindly though.

[Italian Steel]

Two milfy types there now. Jenny and Yoyo (popular name).

I tried Jenny. Massage was meh, and so was the CBJ and FS. SUPER tight initially. Tried to complain that my dick was too big (it's really not). Finally got it in but she did that thing I hate where the top comes down and bottom comes up but they wear the dress like a weird hula hoop.

Same owner (and therefore girls) as the new ACU massage in FedWay, Orchid on Yakima in Tacoma, and Magnolia in Renton. Jessica at Orchid is the only one of the bunch I'd see again.

Thanks for the report. FS shops are a dime a dozen from Federal Way to Tacoma. When I am in the mood for just a great massage and tug, it's more difficult to find a cute, friendly, and reliable provider.

[AmericanScott]

If you could only see one MT, who in the Tacoma / Puyallup / Parkland area would you see? One girl / shop only. Who would your one in Federal Way be?

[AmericanScott]

Aussie, your MM Shitshow story is wild. I would have bailed much sooner as my dick would have been too pissed to do the job. Good on you for even being willing to keep trying. It is a testament to the power of boners.

So there seems to be some major on-going beef between those two. I had a slightly similar experience, but from the reverse perspective. I was with CiCi. She was a decent enough FS, but was very distracted by what the other women were doing. Her and Alice kept fussing through the door, but Alice let it go immediately, when I stood up and asked is everything is ok. It sounds like it would not have ended if CiCi was the one who was mad.

After we were done, I had a long conversation with CiCi and she seemed to get in a better mood, giving me a great post-finish massage while we talked. I asked her if she ever worked at Q Spa or Labellas. She said no, only at MM. Alice and Mia work at the other shops. And if you go to the other shops and ask for them, they will drive down from MM. Part of the problem seems to be that they go to Labellas and make a lot of money, and then when it is slow there, come back to MM and "take customers" there.

Sarah had recommended Mia and Alice to me, so I asked to meet Alice (I had already tried Mia at Labellas). CiCi went and got Alice and Tina. When I told Alice that Sarah had recommended her and that I would be back to see her, CiCi's whole attitude changed and she walked away without saying bye or walking me to the door.

So it seems like her jealousy is too much. I may have to take some for the team, and go keep CiCi happy and busy, so you guys can enjoy Mia, Tina and Alice in peace. LOL.

[TomaIn]

To the idiot who got kicked out of 10 E earlier in the week, if you want a service just ask. Don't pull up reviews on your phone from this site and show them to the ladies saying you want that for XX $. First off, if it is under 200 for FS with Greek, good chance the review is false. This was the first time I have watched the mamasan from my vehicle kick someone out from there and give them back the $$. I took me almost an hour chatting with Sunny to calm her down. Most of the time, these ladies are very accommodating to what you want for the right price. If you stink or are an ass, that price will be much higher.

Since I know the 3 working there due to how often I visit, I gave Sunny my normal rate and told her it was for the problems caused. Told her I would be back later in the week for a regular session and took off. She was in a much better mood when I left. Went back yesterday and service was great as usual.

These shops know we review them and they don't typically mind it as it brings in business for them. Just don't be an asshole or call up the review to show them what you want.

[AussieFury]

Two milfy types there now. Jenny and Yoyo (popular name).

I tried Jenny. Massage was meh, and so was the CBJ and FS. SUPER tight initially. Tried to complain that my dick was too big (it's really not). Finally got it in but she did that thing I hate where the top comes down and bottom comes up but they wear the dress like a weird hula hoop.

Same owner (and therefore girls) as the new ACU massage in FedWay, Orchid on Yakima in Tacoma, and Magnolia in Renton. Jessica at Orchid is the only one of the bunch I'd see again.

[GoldMinerLxv]

I lurked the board for recon so I figured it was only fair to share a report.

TMI but I had a terrible accident a few years ago and have been in and out of surgeries since. I haven't popped, either from myself or someone else since then and I was finally cleared for sexual activity. It's the first time Junior's been used in 4 years so keep that in mind as it is probably influencing my opinion of my experience.

I read Aussies report about MM and figured I'd try to see if I could visit Alice without Cici drama. Went in the later evening, only 1 car in the lot.

I walk in and am greeted by a beautiful MILFy lady who was in pretty good shape. I would have been perfectly happy with her but I had my mind set on seeing Alice so I asked for her, she was happy to oblige.

Alice walks into my room and she is stunning. Very gorgeous face and my ideal body type. Slender enough to not have any kind of pooch but still enough meat on the bone to work with. Very nice natty Bs / Cs.

I gave her $$ and she asked "Boom Boom? I really appreciated her cutting to the chase.

While I'm getting undressed and set up I could hear, presumably Cici, bitching at another girl across the hall. Thankfully she cut the shit by massage time.

The massage was pretty decent at first but then she started dealing with her phone and one-handing it. She was still trying to use some muscle and technique so fair enough I guess. Once she got whatever business that was settled, we went for the flip. Incredible CBJ, lots of tongue action. Then she hops up for CG and she rides like a pro. Her body felt amazing and she put a lot of passion and effort into the grinding and it was awesome. Felt very tight to me, but like I said with my situation a latex glove would probably feel tight at that point.

After the pop and cleanup she flips me back over and does a nice one over on the massage, this time straddling my back without close which was a very nice touch.

After we get dressed, I put another. 4 on the table as a token of my appreciation. She offered me her phone number to set appointments directly in the future, but I declined assuring her I wouldn't be forgetting her name anytime soon.

Time spent with Alice is a real treat, I highly recommend it. She was eager to please, had a sweet demeanor and of course is absolutely gorgeous.

I enjoyed your report Brian & have added Alice to my wish list. Thank god you successfully avoided Cici Even though you got a 'taste' of her demeanor. But I have to ask, how the heck did you survive that long without getting off? I honestly cannot imagine what I'd do if something like your ordeal ever happened to me?

Be well and happy hunting.

[Brian Daed]

Sorry to hear about your troubles in the past, but glad you got it up and working now. Also good looks on the recon about Alice. I'll have to come thru and find out for myself before she gets too busy thanks to Aussie's recommendation.

She was ready and happy to accommodate last night So you probably have a little time before word of mouth catches up.

[Langston253]

I lurked the board for recon so I figured it was only fair to share a report.

TMI but I had a terrible accident a few years ago and have been in and out of surgeries since. I haven't popped, either from myself or someone else since then and I was finally cleared for sexual activity. It's the first time Junior's been used in 4 years so keep that in mind as it is probably influencing my opinion of my experience.

I read Aussies report about MM and figured I'd try to see if I could visit Alice without Cici drama. Went in the later evening, only 1 car in the lot.

I walk in and am greeted by a beautiful MILFy lady who was in pretty good shape. I would have been perfectly happy with her but I had my mind set on seeing Alice so I asked for her, she was happy to oblige.

Alice walks into my room and she is stunning. Very gorgeous face and my ideal body type. Slender enough to not have any kind of pooch but still enough meat on the bone to work with. Very nice natty Bs / Cs.

I gave her $$ and she asked "Boom Boom? I really appreciated her cutting to the chase..

Sorry to hear about your troubles in the past, but glad you got it up and working now. Also good looks on the recon about Alice. I'll have to come thru and find out for myself before she gets too busy thanks to Aussie's recommendation.

[Meorme]

Last week, stopped in late night (almost 10:00 pm).

Tina greeted me. Very soft and pleasant face, slightly soft but still nice figure. I have a hard time guessing age, but she looked nice enough to me. $65 for an hour.

Did a kinda odd massage, kinda this, then that, skipping here and there doing this and that, not unpleasant, but, random. Started putting my hands against her, so I started rubbing her legs and above a bit here and there.

Asked to flip and offered more. I think she asked $140 for BJ. FS was unavailable, wrong time of the month if I understood correctly.

Stripped down and did a very nice job. Then started cleaning up, was in and out of the room several times, and then as I'm laying there she pops back in to introduce her "sister" (friend) yuyu, who comes in, shakes my, um, not hand a little to greet me.

Nice looking young lady, a bit thinner and taller than Tina.

Nice time, was overall worth repeating, a little more expensive than other places I'd been in years past, but not much, and a more attractive staff.

[Ender Wiggins]

Stephanie was fantastic. Great hour of my time. Would def recommend.