Massage Parlor Reports

[NyteHawk]

How many (s) is Jessica / Lillith asking for with oral? I'm me if not comfortable sharing in thread.

Nytehawk.

[Member #6054]

Haven't been to goose for a while. Got a lady I've never seen before. Older lady, but looks good and speaks English well. Very friendly and flirty. Gave an ok massage with a light amount of teasing.

On the flip she asks how much I want to pay for HE. I say $40 and she comes back with $80. I say no the most I will do is $60 and it better be good lmao. She asks if I want to suck her tits for $100. I told her no I don't have any more cash. She literally asks to look in my wallet. I prove to her that I have no more cash and she pulls her tits out anyway. She has some of the best and biggest natural tits I've seen on an AMP girl.

Great tits. Okay tug. Probably won't repeat because of the ridiculous upselling. I pray no one is paying $100 to see some tits.

There is nothing wrong with padding a tip for some extras. But most of these girls are not very smart. They have a low opinion of their customers and they think most of us go where we can get the most for the least. What they don't understand is jacking up a customer for extra tip results in that person never returning. If they would cater to their customers, provide their phone no. Give a good massage, extras would come at standard rates and then more extras. It is called a relationship. I have a masseuse friend and she has a low opinion of her competitors and tells me they are trash.

[Carew2112]

Haven't been to goose for a while. Got a lady I've never seen before. Older lady, but looks good and speaks English well. Very friendly and flirty. Gave an ok massage with a light amount of teasing.

On the flip she asks how much I want to pay for HE. I say $40 and she comes back with $80. I say no the most I will do is $60 and it better be good lmao. She asks if I want to suck her tits for $100. I told her no I don't have any more cash. She literally asks to look in my wallet. I prove to her that I have no more cash and she pulls her tits out anyway. She has some of the best and biggest natural tits I've seen on an AMP girl.

Great tits. Okay tug. Probably won't repeat because of the ridiculous upselling. I pray no one is paying $100 to see some tits.

[Member #6054]

The new girl assisting Annie is not new at all. Last time I was there JaJa (who runs the place) has come out of "retirement " so to speak and provide some hands on assistance. I've known JaJa for years and some of you might remember her from the old McCaully location before Hanoko.

Annie's always provided good service to me but did cut me short a few times ago. She said she would and did make it up to me in my last session there. I still prefer Annie over JaJa but have seen them both..

The new girl is not JaJa from McCauley. I remember her well. The new girl was shipped in from Elizabethtown Ky. I stopped in yesterday and got the intell from Annie. I saw the new girl and got introduced. Looks, 6. 5, tits 8. 0. I just wonder if she will get them out. One of you mongers need to go to Lighouse and take one for the team with YuYu. I did not get a massage. I am wanting a new adventure but want a review.

[IrishGuy11]

I had same experience and was told about auntie flow too. So Mimi came in and did the deed.

I finally stopped in here after reading all the opinions and posts. I was hoping for the holy grail. FS but a good massage first. Didn't specially ask for anyone since I read about some new talent. Paid for hour and with a somewhat chubby girl, fully clothed, with huge ta tas. She said her name, which was very different for a woman and in a spot like that. I forget it, but it wasn't a basic name like Ruby.

She gave a very bad rub for ten minutes, then the light finger touch tease for a couple of minutes and then said flip.

She stayed fully covered and when I commenced with OTC she was not interested. But then asked what I wanted. I said everything. She motioned for HJ or BJ but I motioned down below. She asked how much and I pointed to 1. 4 on table. She counted it and left. Came back in and then another woman came in and was introduced as "this my sister" I asked her name and she said Mimi. I thought, "Jackpot! The first girl left the room.

Mimi had no underpants on and a skirt and top. She performed a BBBJ but never took her top off. She put on the jimmie and then assumed a doggie position face down on the table. I executed the maneuver and finished in the bag. It was very mechanical and she was never naked. Clearly rushed and made me feel like part of an assembly line. And all of this within a half hour. She got up and I laid back down. More lackluster rub and she started. Cream foot rub. I told her I had to go. Just wasn't in to more. When I was getting dressed she said "you come back an $ Ingive you good massage when not so busy". If I do go back I'll be more directive and expect more for my time. It ended up being what I had heard that had kept me away before. Just a rushed get to the finish experience.

[IrishGuy11]

Was a little confused because this particular stretch was residential, it's about a mile up the road from a Speedway gas station that looks like it hasn't been remodelled since the late 80 ss. Upon arriving you will see a gravel lot, and in back of the house there are Sprinter Vans that seem to be affiliated with a dentistry company.

So I ring the doorbell a lady opens the door and although she is clearly Asian I am confused because it looks like somebody's living room walking in. There is no reception area like most AMPs. There was a girl laying down on a bed playing on her phone.

Going upstairs alleviated my fears, there were several massage rooms set up. She asks the length of time I want, for half hour it is two Andrews and a Lincoln. The first ten minutes she's just swirling her hands all over my body, although it does feel good she's not really applying any pressure. The next 10 minutes afterwards though she put her elbow in my neck and shoulders which felt great except her grinding my bones in certain spots. While she was doing this, her thigh got close to my hands, so I start squeezing. No reaction so I reach up and brush her underwear and hear a giggle. Game on. I reach up underneath and feel her pubic hair.

So at this moment she stops and we negotiate proceedings, I hand a Benjamin and Andrew. She goes out of the room and changes out of her business casual clothes into lingerie which was kind of pointless cause she literally took them off after 15 seconds.

She climbs up on table and I'm thinking maybe she's going to mount me, but no rubber? Well she ends up slathering my dong with oil and doing a HJ while I rub her kitty. Her pussy was literally in front of my face and didn't smell too bad, there was a faint fish smell but it was only like 25% strong as most civilian chicks I meet in my day to day life. No ass smell either. After I came she told me that for 2 Benjamin's FS would take place.

So all in all, I would give the experience a 7 on a 10 scale. I was the only one in the building and got in without even calling in advance. Although it was recently renovated it had a weird odor, like bleach mixed with spoiled food vapors seeping out of a fridge.

Terrible English, everything was hand gestures and sign language. The way she communicated her price for FS looked like something out of a MADtv or In Living Color skit.

She was about 5'6' and 130 and though she was skinny, had a flat butt and no muscle tone whatsoever.

As she was walking me out of the back I got closer to the "girl"who was still laying on the bed. She was a chick in her early 30's. Didn't look totally fobbed out and was somewhat Americanized.

I have never paid much attention to the faces on different bills but I'm going to have to if I want to keep up! LOL.

[Sir LanceLicksalot]

Where is the ad link.

Was a little confused because this particular stretch was residential, it's about a mile up the road from a Speedway gas station that looks like it hasn't been remodelled since the late 80 ss. Upon arriving you will see a gravel lot, and in back of the house there are Sprinter Vans that seem to be affiliated with a dentistry company.

So I ring the doorbell a lady opens the door and although she is clearly Asian I am confused because it looks like somebody's living room walking in. There is no reception area like most AMPs. There was a girl laying down on a bed playing on her phone.

Going upstairs alleviated my fears, there were several massage rooms set up. She asks the length of time I want, for half hour it is two Andrews and a Lincoln. The first ten minutes she's just swirling her hands all over my body, although it does feel good she's not really applying any pressure. The next 10 minutes afterwards though she put her elbow in my neck and shoulders which felt great except her grinding my bones in certain spots. While she was doing this, her thigh got close to my hands, so I start squeezing. No reaction so I reach up and brush her underwear and hear a giggle. Game on. I reach up underneath and feel her pubic hair.

So at this moment she stops and we negotiate proceedings, I hand a Benjamin and Andrew. She goes out of the room and changes out of her business casual clothes into lingerie which was kind of pointless cause she literally took them off after 15 seconds.

She climbs up on table and I'm thinking maybe she's going to mount me, but no rubber? Well she ends up slathering my dong with oil and doing a HJ while I rub her kitty. Her pussy was literally in front of my face and didn't smell too bad, there was a faint fish smell but it was only like 25% strong as most civilian chicks I meet in my day to day life. No ass smell either. After I came she told me that for 2 Benjamin's FS would take place.

So all in all, I would give the experience a 7 on a 10 scale. I was the only one in the building and got in without even calling in advance. Although it was recently renovated it had a weird odor, like bleach mixed with spoiled food vapors seeping out of a fridge.

Terrible English, everything was hand gestures and sign language. The way she communicated her price for FS looked like something out of a MADtv or In Living Color skit.

She was about 5'6' and 130 and though she was skinny, had a flat butt and no muscle tone whatsoever.

As she was walking me out of the back I got closer to the "girl"who was still laying on the bed. She was a chick in her early 30's. Didn't look totally fobbed out and was somewhat Americanized.

[Micha]

Thinking you're right Usa2 x4. That was pretty un-patriotic of me. I got mixed up with all the names too. Maybe the SithLover is actually George Lucas coming to town to finally make something worth watching again?! Like wookiee porn?! How's that for positivity? LOL.

I mean. I'd watch it if it meant we didn't get another Rise of Skywalker or Christmas special.

[Top Dolla]

Was a little confused because this particular stretch was residential, it's about a mile up the road from a Speedway gas station that looks like it hasn't been remodelled since the late 80 ss. Upon arriving you will see a gravel lot, and in back of the house there are Sprinter Vans that seem to be affiliated with a dentistry company.

So I ring the doorbell a lady opens the door and although she is clearly Asian I am confused because it looks like somebody's living room walking in. There is no reception area like most AMPs. There was a girl laying down on a bed playing on her phone.

Going upstairs alleviated my fears, there were several massage rooms set up. She asks the length of time I want, for half hour it is two Andrews and a Lincoln. The first ten minutes she's just swirling her hands all over my body, although it does feel good she's not really applying any pressure. The next 10 minutes afterwards though she put her elbow in my neck and shoulders which felt great except her grinding my bones in certain spots. While she was doing this, her thigh got close to my hands, so I start squeezing. No reaction so I reach up and brush her underwear and hear a giggle. Game on. I reach up underneath and feel her pubic hair.

So at this moment she stops and we negotiate proceedings, I hand a Benjamin and Andrew. She goes out of the room and changes out of her business casual clothes into lingerie which was kind of pointless cause she literally took them off after 15 seconds.

She climbs up on table and I'm thinking maybe she's going to mount me, but no rubber? Well she ends up slathering my dong with oil and doing a HJ while I rub her kitty. Her pussy was literally in front of my face and didn't smell too bad, there was a faint fish smell but it was only like 25% strong as most civilian chicks I meet in my day to day life. No ass smell either. After I came she told me that for 2 Benjamin's FS would take place.

So all in all, I would give the experience a 7 on a 10 scale. I was the only one in the building and got in without even calling in advance. Although it was recently renovated it had a weird odor, like bleach mixed with spoiled food vapors seeping out of a fridge.

Terrible English, everything was hand gestures and sign language. The way she communicated her price for FS looked like something out of a MADtv or In Living Color skit.

She was about 5'6' and 130 and though she was skinny, had a flat butt and no muscle tone whatsoever.

As she was walking me out of the back I got closer to the "girl"who was still laying on the bed. She was a chick in her early 30's. Didn't look totally fobbed out and was somewhat Americanized.

[HotStick]

After you all hyped her up I had a dream I went down to see Ruby at Sakura.

Tl; dr. Average.

I called ahead and asked if she would be available at a specific time. They said yes and told me to not be late. I wasn't. I called before going in and they were hesitant. When I went in I had to wait because she was busy with someone else. I almost left but they said soon so I stayed.

Ruby finally walks in. Big tits, round face, cutie, 20's (finally), and a little belly. Overall I approved.

I asked for hr. She only had time for hhr. .4.

Instant flip. Got right to work after negotiating from 1. 0 to. 90 after offering. 8 for CBJ, top off, and HJ. Was very clear I was being rushed, but otherwise friendly and talkative. CBJ didn't last long and finished with handshake.

Overall I was turned off by rushing. Said I could get FS because Aunt Flow. I believe that she didn't have time to clean up after the monger ahead of me.

Ruby is by far the best girl I seen there. Mimi, the other on duty, is a looker too but not much body.

YMMV.

I had same experience and was told about auntie flow too. So Mimi came in and did the deed.

[PearishBA]

Pearish Pearish Pearish! You're so jaded. Sharing is caring. Brenda, I mean Sith, just didn't want you running up on Debbie, I mean Brenda, not knowing.

Smooth sailing.

USA.

Thinking you're right Usa2 x4. That was pretty un-patriotic of me. I got mixed up with all the names too. Maybe the SithLover is actually George Lucas coming to town to finally make something worth watching again?! Like wookiee porn?! How's that for positivity? LOL.

[TheLetterC]

After you all hyped her up I had a dream I went down to see Ruby at Sakura.

Tl; dr. Average.

I called ahead and asked if she would be available at a specific time. They said yes and told me to not be late. I wasn't. I called before going in and they were hesitant. When I went in I had to wait because she was busy with someone else. I almost left but they said soon so I stayed.

Ruby finally walks in. Big tits, round face, cutie, 20's (finally), and a little belly. Overall I approved.

I asked for hr. She only had time for hhr. .4.

Instant flip. Got right to work after negotiating from 1. 0 to. 90 after offering. 8 for CBJ, top off, and HJ. Was very clear I was being rushed, but otherwise friendly and talkative. CBJ didn't last long and finished with handshake.

Overall I was turned off by rushing. Said I could get FS because Aunt Flow. I believe that she didn't have time to clean up after the monger ahead of me.

Ruby is by far the best girl I seen there. Mimi, the other on duty, is a looker too but not much body.

YMMV.

[LvTheLightsOn]

The new girl assisting Annie is not new at all. Last time I was there JaJa (who runs the place) has come out of "retirement " so to speak and provide some hands on assistance. I've known JaJa for years and some of you might remember her from the old McCaully location before Hanoko.

Annie's always provided good service to me but did cut me short a few times ago. She said she would and did make it up to me in my last session there. I still prefer Annie over JaJa but have seen them both.

Lv.

Standard service as usual. But, there is a new girl there, she is short and cute, but older. PM me with your experience. Have not been with her and I am curious.

[Usa2222]

Pearish Pearish Pearish! You're so jaded. Sharing is caring. Brenda, I mean Sith, just didn't want you running up on Debbie, I mean Brenda, not knowing.

Smooth sailing.

USA.

Lets everybody go look for transsexuals named Brenda! Or better yet, let's not.

[PearishBA]

Hello gents. I'm headed to cinn this next week for work. I've gone through a number of pages but have not seen anything about Debbie. She posts on STG and Craigslist. Any info on her massage and if there's extras? She's quite a beautiful lady.
Nevermind...I did one more search and found what I'm looking for. But...not what I'm looking for. Goes by Brenda also and is TS. Wow...had me fooled.

Lets everybody go look for transsexuals named Brenda! Or better yet, let's not.