Massage Parlor Reports

[JMirage]

(The one behind subway.) was looking for a table shower after skimming some reviews. Was told it was broken. $100 all in for a 30 min jackhammer after 5 min or less of massage from Cici. Not my cup of tea.

Her jqck hammering you, or you jack hammering her?

[AussieFury]

Dude I understand that was a terrible experience for you but I was laughing my ass off reading your report. Sorry you had a shitty time but glad you posted it and happy you got something in the end.

LOL. We hang around these places long enough, we're bound to witness some of these working girls turn the crazy on each other.

Maybe I'll just reframe it as "not-so-hot girl-on-girl action. ".

[SeaBurner]

I thought she retired too, but I saw she just posted yesterday. New number included.

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....26%23127995%3B

I've been keen on setting up time with her. What do her sessions entail?

[DrSnatch]

Do you mean Zoe? She worked out of the tattoo shop next door to Lotus? Zoe had been awol for a bit now. She was amazing! She had a bad wreck on her horse and needed multiple.

Surgeries. I think she's retired, sadly.

I thought she retired too, but I saw she just posted yesterday. New number included.

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....26%23127995%3B

[NiceMassage]

(The one behind subway.) was looking for a table shower after skimming some reviews. Was told it was broken. $100 all in for a 30 min jackhammer after 5 min or less of massage from Cici. Not my cup of tea.

[CreamyPie]

Royale or VIP. Worth visiting. Kings and euro usual spots figure on trying new spot if it's worth it. Might swing by relax in Seattle. Yoyo sounds fun.

[Seattleik]

Went today to check it out, haven't been there since it name changed from Sakura spa, next to chevron and Safeway in seattle. Was greeted by yo-yo in red dress ask for a hour handed 2 bills and mentioned everything. She agreed, gave a solid massage with lots of use of her elbows, flip got undress and grab the supplies but need some daty before the fun, not sure if she was faking some Os but shaking and gasping. Yo-yo looks around 40-50 bs or small Cs hanging, flat ass, started with missionary, with a few strokes inside she was saying I love you, and organisms. Switch to acg and came there. Did see a sign in the room saying don't write online reviews maybe the boss scrolls in rubmaps. Reading reviews. Overall good time and will come back next month.

[Camhole]

I know this is the Seattle section, but I figured it was worth the cross-post:

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...=1#post6107994

Dude I understand that was a terrible experience for you but I was laughing my ass off reading your report. Sorry you had a shitty time but glad you posted it and happy you got something in the end.

[BillClinton69]

Does anyone know where the lady from Lotus on Roosevelt (across from the Indian restaurant) went? Does anyone have her non-advertised number? I had it but lost it when I switched phones. I've been seeing her for a couple of years and would like it to continue. .

Do you mean Zoe? She worked out of the tattoo shop next door to Lotus? Zoe had been awol for a bit now. She was amazing! She had a bad wreck on her horse and needed multiple.

Surgeries. I think she's retired, sadly.

[AussieFury]

I know this is the Seattle section, but I figured it was worth the cross-post:

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...=1#post6107994

[Gilbert202]

Any info on this Lucy girl from Euro I saw a couple reviews on RM.

Euro is a great place if you want little to no massage, constant upsell, and bag head women.

[Bfm66]

Found on bedpage so pulled the trigger. North of county line on 99.

Beautiful Nikki provided an above average massage and asked what I would like. $$ got me CFS which lasted quite a bit longer than my hair trigger usually provides. She announced that she was having an orgasm and she really did. That was it for me, too.

5'5" B breasts shaved and slender. Very very pretty face.

I will repeat when back in town.

Decided to try Emily, based on another review, walked in and was greeted by Bella, a cute slender girl in a short dress. She appeared to be in her late 20's-early thirties, nice legs, natural b cups. She guided me into the room which for me was uncomfortably hot, where I gave her $$ donation and she said to get undressed. When she came back in she put on music by Enigma, which was very relaxing and sexy. She then gave me an above average massage that really worked out some kinks in my back. While she was massaging me she gently pressed her bare thighs against my arm and once sort of ground her pussy into my elbow as my arm was draped off the side of the table. She straddled my head and it was all I could do to not flip over then and bury my tongue into her sweet little pussy. As for the flip, it started with a CBJ that was surprisingly very good, nice technique that almost had me finishing early, then cg, dog, mish, more CBJ while I daty. I was having trouble finishing with the cover, so I told her to just jerk me off and she gave a valiant effort, but I was actually pretty tired and the uncomfortable heat in the room left us both sweating! I just wasn't able to complete the transaction and apologized to her and thanked her for trying. I will definitely go back if anything just for the great massage.

[ILuvazns]

How hard is it to get 4 hands BBBJ massage from a walk in? I've always been curious on the proper etiquette and tip you should ask.

[Spaten]

Drove up yesterday to the entrance, empty-ish parking lot. Walked up to the door, and a small, handwritten note said something like, "we are closed due to internal improvements".

New owner renovating? Closed?

Noticed that a couple days ago, most likely a new owner.

Last owner didn't make a great name for them selves, lets hope the new owner brings better talent than the last.

Also this is just a hunch, but I've noticed the owners of lotus just down the street may own two other places.

Lets hope they didn't invest in this place to.

[KnoxNenters]

Drove up yesterday to the entrance, empty-ish parking lot. Walked up to the door, and a small, handwritten note said something like, "we are closed due to internal improvements".

New owner renovating? Closed?