Massage Parlor Reports

[KnoxNenters]

That sounds about perfect. To bad I missed out on that.

I love eating Asian.

I was in the area yesterday and dropped in. Overweight, unattractive woman answered the door. I asked for Lulu, apparently it was her day off. I wouldn't consider this place on a radar if I had one.

[ProJohn1]

Apologies! I posted this over on the Seattle massage thread and forgot to post it here as well.

Well I decided to give Blue Opal a try on Sunday afternoon and it wasn't exactly the experience I hoped to enjoy. One woman (wearing a mask), escorted me to a storage room with a massage table up against the wall. The room also had a pile of cardboard boxes, suitcases and other stuff stacked next to the table. Told her I wanted 30 minutes. She took the cash, pointed to the table and said it would be a few minutes. So I stripped down and did my usual routine of laying out the $60 tip so there's little to no conversation about expectations. And then I waited. And waited. Finally, a different woman (also wearing a mask) entered the room and said we'd have to go to a different room. Tossed my pants back on, grabbed my other stuff and followed her. Said her name was YaYa, maybe mid 40's, with long black hair, wearing a cute cheerleader style outfit. She saw me lay the tip down in this other room and immediately asked if I wanted a HE. Already slightly annoyed at this point and not expecting negotiations to kick off like that before the massage even started, I changed my mind and signaled that I wanted a BJ instead. She scrunched up her face and said "oh, more money. " I sometimes keep another $20 tucked away, so I grabbed it and told her it was all I had. She took it and left the room with the cash, then returned and started a weak massage. Tried chatting with her a bit, asking if they had been busy today and all that kinda stuff. She said "not busy" and kept going, apparently forgetting they left me in a storage room for 15 minutes. When she moved up by my head to massage my shoulders, I reached out and ran my hands up along her thighs and ass. She stepped back a bit to dissuade me from doing that again and continued the massage with absolutely no teasing from her. She left the room again and returned to give me the hot towel rubdown, then left again and returned with a condom. I wasn't remotely aroused, so she had to work at getting me hard. Popped her tits out for me to see, then leaned over the side of the table and rolled the condom down me as she started sucking and wiping her lips with a Kleenex (WTF?) Since she had to be up close for the BJ, I grabbed a handful of her ass and gradually slid my fingers under her panties. She stopped sucking to say "no finger inside me", then stopped again and asked "you have credit card?" Thought to myself at this point that she must be part Ferengi, because her upsell game was strong.

LOL. Condom "Blowjob". No. I would never stoop to such a level even if it was offered for free.

[KitWalker1967]

Apologies! I posted this over on the Seattle massage thread and forgot to post it here as well.

Well I decided to give Blue Opal a try on Sunday afternoon and it wasn't exactly the experience I hoped to enjoy. One woman (wearing a mask), escorted me to a storage room with a massage table up against the wall. The room also had a pile of cardboard boxes, suitcases and other stuff stacked next to the table. Told her I wanted 30 minutes. She took the cash, pointed to the table and said it would be a few minutes. So I stripped down and did my usual routine of laying out the $60 tip so there's little to no conversation about expectations. And then I waited. And waited. Finally, a different woman (also wearing a mask) entered the room and said we'd have to go to a different room. Tossed my pants back on, grabbed my other stuff and followed her. Said her name was YaYa, maybe mid 40's, with long black hair, wearing a cute cheerleader style outfit. She saw me lay the tip down in this other room and immediately asked if I wanted a HE. Already slightly annoyed at this point and not expecting negotiations to kick off like that before the massage even started, I changed my mind and signaled that I wanted a BJ instead. She scrunched up her face and said "oh, more money. " I sometimes keep another $20 tucked away, so I grabbed it and told her it was all I had. She took it and left the room with the cash, then returned and started a weak massage. Tried chatting with her a bit, asking if they had been busy today and all that kinda stuff. She said "not busy" and kept going, apparently forgetting they left me in a storage room for 15 minutes. When she moved up by my head to massage my shoulders, I reached out and ran my hands up along her thighs and ass. She stepped back a bit to dissuade me from doing that again and continued the massage with absolutely no teasing from her. She left the room again and returned to give me the hot towel rubdown, then left again and returned with a condom. I wasn't remotely aroused, so she had to work at getting me hard. Popped her tits out for me to see, then leaned over the side of the table and rolled the condom down me as she started sucking and wiping her lips with a Kleenex (WTF?) Since she had to be up close for the BJ, I grabbed a handful of her ass and gradually slid my fingers under her panties. She stopped sucking to say "no finger inside me", then stopped again and asked "you have credit card?" Thought to myself at this point that she must be part Ferengi, because her upsell game was strong. Told her I didn't and decided I wanted this to be over with ASAP, especially since she was occasionally scraping my shaft with her teeth while sucking at this angle. She went back over to the little supplies table to grab another Kleenex and I got up, grabbed the pillow and dropped it on the carpet. When she stepped towards me, I pointed down at the pillow and asked her to kneel. Took the Kleenex out of her hand and tossed it on the table, then helped her to her knees. She immediately started that bullshit 75% jerking /25% sucking combo, so I took her hand off my shaft and put it on my thigh. Then I grabbed a fistful of her hair and started fucking her face until the wet gluh gluh gluh sounds started coming from her throat. Gave her a few times to catch her breath and ask if she was doing okay as this continued (because I'm not a complete asshole), until I finally nutted while calling her a good $lut. She pulled the condom off / cleaned my cock and asked "you come back to fuck me?" I of course told her I would, but probably won't. Gave me a big hug and a tiny bottle of water, then I was out of there. Anybody else dealt with this chick?

[Shogun Hua]

I had a successful go at PM. People are mostly saying that this place is legit, so I went in for a legit massage. I paid .6 for 60 min and got 60 min. Got a decent massage. On the flip, she asked if I wanted more done. I paid .6 for a HE. Seniors can PM me for more info. Stay safe.

[Anony]

Is evergreen still open on evergreen way? Haven't seen any reviews lately from there. Last time I was there was last year with honey, talent still good if it still open?

My last visit there was a bad experience (expensive, wouldn't negotiate down, fat old ugly masseuse, didn't massage) so I put that place on my shit list while I try other places. Anyone know where Jenny and Ivy from Evergreen went?

[ProJohn1]

Talent is still good and they are still open. There was a Latina gal there the last time I was there. Seemed like they were mixing the variety up pretty good. Still like the table shower.

I'm a SW hobbyist and escort. Only been to a massage place a couple times. Can you tell me what the rates are ballpark for what at that place?

[DrJulio]

Thanks for TOFTT, I wonder if that the older lady from Shoreline (Sakura) ? Any chance with additional services? Sounds like maybe age high limit that?

Confirmed, this is the lady from Sakura in Shoreline. She still gives great service.

[HarleySteve]

Is evergreen still open on evergreen way? Haven't seen any reviews lately from there. Last time I was there was last year with honey, talent still good if it still open?

Talent is still good and they are still open. There was a Latina gal there the last time I was there. Seemed like they were mixing the variety up pretty good. Still like the table shower.

[Seattleik]

Is evergreen still open on evergreen way? Haven't seen any reviews lately from there. Last time I was there was last year with honey, talent still good if it still open?

[KitWalker1967]

Saw this on lc have had good luck with the Latinas in so cal but haven't tried up here.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...erett/89932331#

It's listed on RM as Nuro Massage, with a few reviews that indicate the prices for all activities are higher. Sounds like this is because the girls are primarily Hispanic, rather than Asian. One reviewer indicated he entered via a back door and had to pay a dude the house fee.

[ZoooBus]

Saw this on lc have had good luck with the Latinas in so cal but haven't tried up here.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...erett/89932331#

There are a few writeups about it on the Seattle Massage thread. Sometimes Everett places are written up there.

[Pnwtravlr]

Saw this on lc have had good luck with the Latinas in so cal but haven't tried up here.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...erett/89932331#

[ZoooBus]

Okay, I know that I shouldn't have, but I gave Lemon Spa another shot. The ads were true. They do have new talent. The girl that I got was either later twenties or early thirties. And very cute. No titties to speak of, but close to being as attractive as some of the girls in the ads. Good signs. She took off the towel right away. The massage was not very good at all, but she did give it a try. Obvious teasing on the tickle. Flip no towel and she does the international HE signal. Downer she wanted. 80. Yes cut and probably worth it for that since there are an abundance of old or unattractive RA's. I gave in and then asked about a BJ. That was 1. 2. And it was covered. What the fuck. But she was very cute. I have had better. I have had worse. Overpriced. But I still might return.

[Peet0115]

So there appear to be some changes on Broadway.

At 32 xx, across from Kinect apartments, a place that has been massages before but was shut down has re-opened. No name or phone number on the door. Anyone given it a shot?

I saw the woman opening the shop today. See attached from my car cam. Anyone recognize?

Also, Happy Massage appears to have changed hands? The most recent ads for their phone number / address are FAR more suggestive and I even saw one calling it "Pink Cloud Massage" again. Some ads indicate they've added a table shower. Anyone confirm? Good or bad experiences?

Happy Massage was not a good experience, they have raised their rates and seem to get you in and out as fast as they can. Saw Amu=why. Anyone else good luck here?

Also you place in the photo appears to be closed. Maybe reopen under. Anew name? New owner?

[Pigrig]

Hey I'd read that they were having issues with the table shower. Anyone know if they fixed it? I do enjoy a good washing before hand.