Massage Parlor Reports

**FarmFun** · 09-03-22 07:14

I have been traveling Missouri and Arkansas even into Louisiana for work and it's amazing even searching this board in those areas St. Louis seems to have a pretty good selection of really good providers. Until you get past KC not a lot out there in mid Missouri I have found. Arkansas and Louisiana are just as bad. Unless your in New Orleans. LOL. If anyone knows of a good provider in mid Missouri not a really BBW. Let me know.

**BoSox50** · 09-02-22 17:49

https://www.eros.com/missouri/st_lou...es/7503811.htm

I was visiting St Louis this week an saw Megan twice.

Easy setup, location is upscale ultra safe. Greeted by an attractive friendly Chinese girl wearing panties and crop top (no bra). Made our way to the bedroom, great setup, massage table & king size bed. Good conversationalist an speaks very good English. Massage is great, blend of therapeutic, sensual and erotic. She knows what to do! Soon after the flip moves over to the bed alittle body to body massage nice perky tits. She moves down for a wonderful BBBJ, eye contact an pays attention to the boys. Just before I blew, cover goes on an she rides cowgirl, very enthusiastic and talkive during the ride. No up sale, got my full time, non rushed session. My 2nd visit was just as good, the ending was even better. This time after BBBJ, finished missionary. She raps her long legs around me and here we go! I ejaculated not just once, but twice! She said laughing oh my gosh, the bag is so full! You St Louis guys are lucky to have her. In Nashville we had a similar Asian girl named Seda, same donation and great service. Treat her good and she will treat you better!

**BeatMaster** · 09-02-22 13:18

Originally Posted by FartCity [View Original Post]

It's all about your mood on that day, man. I guess that, at the core of what I enjoy about hobbying, is the spectrum.

Brings me to this report. . I tried the cuddling thing. It wasn't awesome, but it was nice. I mean. I dunno. So. Intimacy, for me at least, is all about intent. If I'm paying an east side girl to do whatever I want, the intent is clear. We're all on the same page. Basically the same if I'm tipping $40 for a handy or $20 for DIY. The cuddling thing. Walked away with blue balls (great jerk when I got home) I enjoyed it and had no regrets, but just weird. If anyone else tried it, would love to know their thoughts.

Agreed. Nothing wrong with cuddling, but I'm typically not hobbying for the cuddle. Replace that cuddle with a finger banging, and that would be more of my intent. Of course, that's never on the AMP DIY menu. But we can always dream.

**SouthCityGuySt** · 09-02-22 11:05

Originally Posted by LuvMchn [View Original Post]

Remy was on time. Actually waited for me, she didn't look like the pics in her add. Bigger. If you like big ass. She's your girl! Wasn't overly chatty or friendly not terrible either. Clean. Everything covered.

GFE or just FS? And what was the donation? I've always wondered if what she posts is just for a massage and then up charges for other activities.

**FartCity** · 09-02-22 00:09

Originally Posted by BeatMaster [View Original Post]

Ok. So if you all are getting off on going to legit places that don't even allow DIY, then I'm starting to feel a little better about my 'Why DIY' AMP little-head logic. There's always a monger one step ahead of you.

It's all about your mood on that day, man. I guess that, at the core of what I enjoy about hobbying, is the spectrum.

Brings me to this report. . I tried the cuddling thing. It wasn't awesome, but it was nice. I mean. I dunno. So. Intimacy, for me at least, is all about intent. If I'm paying an east side girl to do whatever I want, the intent is clear. We're all on the same page. Basically the same if I'm tipping $40 for a handy or $20 for DIY. The cuddling thing. Walked away with blue balls (great jerk when I got home) I enjoyed it and had no regrets, but just weird. If anyone else tried it, would love to know their thoughts.

**LuvMchn** · 09-01-22 20:52

Remy was on time. Actually waited for me, she didn't look like the pics in her add. Bigger. If you like big ass. She's your girl! Wasn't overly chatty or friendly not terrible either. Clean. Everything covered.

**EssentialGuy** · 09-01-22 14:15

Originally Posted by BeatMaster [View Original Post]

Ok. So if you all are getting off on going to legit places that don't even allow DIY, then I'm starting to feel a little better about my 'Why DIY' AMP little-head logic. There's always a monger one step ahead of you.

I have different expectations between the two types of massage places. Even if I geta handy at the Legit place I would still seek out the AMPs. A big reason would be the final amount $ spent at the end of the day. I won't go into any place that only offers DIY. I'll stay home and save my money instead. If I think the diy will lead to more I'll do it, but that's only if they pull out their boobs for me to view or squeeze / fondle.

**BeatMaster** · 09-01-22 11:59

Originally Posted by FartCity [View Original Post]

I had one of these once, and it still resides in my spank bank, even though she never actually touched my junk. Even though a totally legit place, way up north in Illinois, she would get a little more erotic each time, and it was, for some reason, way hotter than dropping 2 bones on the east side. I would seriously not Joe for 4 days ahead of an appointment so I could get off with just her casual "totally professional" teasing. . Might have to make a 4-hour trip north now.

Ok. So if you all are getting off on going to legit places that don't even allow DIY, then I'm starting to feel a little better about my 'Why DIY' AMP little-head logic. There's always a monger one step ahead of you.

**SouthCityGuySt** · 09-01-22 10:31

Has anyone been able to get in touch with Pro Lux lately? I know that they are known to take weeks off from time to time but Lake normally posts that they are off for a week. I've texted a couple times this week and since she has an iPhone, I can see if it delivers or not and it never does. Just curious if anyone else is dealing with the same.

**FartCity** · 08-31-22 22:44

Originally Posted by EssentialGuy [View Original Post]

So I will get massages of the "legit" type at places like Massage Luxe, Morgan Ford, Indigo, ect. I remain covered the whole time, draped in sheets / blankets as expected. The therapist almost always keep you wrapped up pretty good and don't risk exposing to much skin. They will often stay away from the inside of your thighs and not work your glutes to much or even at all. I have had a few that will work the glutes but its either over the sheet or the sheet will be pushed up just enough to access the side of the butt muscle and run down to the back of the leg. Welp this weekend I had a good glute massage and while rubbing the thighs she got deep enough to bump my third leg as it was laying there. Nudged it a little on the left leg and then again when working the right leg. Also did a stretch of the legs. While I was on my stomach she took my leg after massaging it adjusted a little and folded it so my foot was near my butt. I sort of felt like my dick was just kinda laying out there for her to view, not to toot my own horn but its a pretty good size. Couldn't tell if the draping had moved during the stretch. So I kinda think she might actually do a little more and was testing the waters. I don't feel like I could do like in the AMPs and just lay down on top of the sheets butt naked before they come in. But then again it my save me a few trips testing the waters. Or I'll get black listed as a pervert.

So I figure I'll give it a week or two and try her out again and see if anything happens. Unfortunately she is a bit older and way to skinny for my liking but still kinda exciting as I have never had an actual spa place get even remotely close to a happy ending.

And before you ask. No I will not tell you what place it is or what her name is. As not to jeopardize their business, it is a neighborhood spot and not a chain store.

I will update if I can get anything more to happen.

Also a trip to classic and I pulled Annie. She was super nice and the stereotypical giggly asian with a decent massage. Small tittys but agreed to pull them out for me to play with while she did the handy. Oddly shaped thick nipples, but boobs are like snowflakes. "Every snowflake is unique, yet they are each perfect and beautiful. ".

I had one of these once, and it still resides in my spank bank, even though she never actually touched my junk. Even though a totally legit place, way up north in Illinois, she would get a little more erotic each time, and it was, for some reason, way hotter than dropping 2 bones on the east side. I would seriously not Joe for 4 days ahead of an appointment so I could get off with just her casual "totally professional" teasing. . Might have to make a 4-hour trip north now.

**EssentialGuy** · 08-31-22 19:49

So I will get massages of the "legit" type at places like Massage Luxe, Morgan Ford, Indigo, ect. I remain covered the whole time, draped in sheets / blankets as expected. The therapist almost always keep you wrapped up pretty good and don't risk exposing to much skin. They will often stay away from the inside of your thighs and not work your glutes to much or even at all. I have had a few that will work the glutes but its either over the sheet or the sheet will be pushed up just enough to access the side of the butt muscle and run down to the back of the leg. Welp this weekend I had a good glute massage and while rubbing the thighs she got deep enough to bump my third leg as it was laying there. Nudged it a little on the left leg and then again when working the right leg. Also did a stretch of the legs. While I was on my stomach she took my leg after massaging it adjusted a little and folded it so my foot was near my butt. I sort of felt like my dick was just kinda laying out there for her to view, not to toot my own horn but its a pretty good size. Couldn't tell if the draping had moved during the stretch. So I kinda think she might actually do a little more and was testing the waters. I don't feel like I could do like in the AMPs and just lay down on top of the sheets butt naked before they come in. But then again it my save me a few trips testing the waters. Or I'll get black listed as a pervert.

So I figure I'll give it a week or two and try her out again and see if anything happens. Unfortunately she is a bit older and way to skinny for my liking but still kinda exciting as I have never had an actual spa place get even remotely close to a happy ending.

And before you ask. No I will not tell you what place it is or what her name is. As not to jeopardize their business, it is a neighborhood spot and not a chain store.

I will update if I can get anything more to happen.

Also a trip to classic and I pulled Annie. She was super nice and the stereotypical giggly asian with a decent massage. Small tittys but agreed to pull them out for me to play with while she did the handy. Oddly shaped thick nipples, but boobs are like snowflakes. "Every snowflake is unique, yet they are each perfect and beautiful. ".

**BlahBl** · 08-31-22 19:46

Originally Posted by BeatMaster [View Original Post]

It depends where I'm at. But I like to leave my phone turned off, and in my car. That way I walk in with only cash, and cars keys, and don't leave anything behind. Bringing your phone in to dial 911. Not sure how confident I'd be relying on 911 to save my ass from getting robbed. If your robbed, or in trouble, the cops aren't showing up for a long time. And the explanation of why your there, and what happened. I don't really see that as an option that even worth considering. You need to kinda grow a pair in this hobby. You're already taking big chances. The phone isn't going to come to your rescue. Just my opinion. Now that I've said it, I'll probably get robbed, and someone will steal my phone from my car.

These fuckers video taping without consent. Yeah, that's a bunch of b. S. Karma's a *****.

I can't leave items in car. But I'm with you. 911 won't do much in St. Louis city or county. Much less stc. I figure the gals have their phones at reach and ON.

It is not my place to judge, but I had several people (providers) talk to me about this over last few weeks. And those are incidents where the guys git caught. There are likely more that have gotten away with it. I gave my proposed solution ideas but these people don't deserve this aggravation. This merely my opinion and opinions vary.

**BeatMaster** · 08-31-22 19:15

Originally Posted by LloydXmas [View Original Post]

Dudes trying to sneaky record is sadly a pretty common problem. That's why quite a few providers have a box to put your phone in during the session. It never leaves your immediate access, but it also stops the guys from walking in with it on record then setting the phone up to view the action. Once, I've even had a provider in California put a yellow sticky note over camera lens on my phone before playtime.

I'm fine with leaving the phone in my pocket, or even putting it in the box when politely requested. But I never turn it off. I want immediate access to 911 should something run afoul, especially on a first time visit. I mean your basically walking up to a stranger with bulk cash. Even if the provider is safe, anybody around who knows what she does knows exactly why you're there.

It depends where I'm at. But I like to leave my phone turned off, and in my car. That way I walk in with only cash, and cars keys, and don't leave anything behind. Bringing your phone in to dial 911. Not sure how confident I'd be relying on 911 to save my ass from getting robbed. If your robbed, or in trouble, the cops aren't showing up for a long time. And the explanation of why your there, and what happened. I don't really see that as an option that even worth considering. You need to kinda grow a pair in this hobby. You're already taking big chances. The phone isn't going to come to your rescue. Just my opinion. Now that I've said it, I'll probably get robbed, and someone will steal my phone from my car.

These fuckers video taping without consent. Yeah, that's a bunch of b. S. Karma's a *****.

**BeatMaster** · 08-31-22 19:03

Originally Posted by KatChaser [View Original Post]

Why even leave the house if its a diy place? You can stay home and save gas, money, and time.

It's a legit question. I agree that it doesn't quite make total sense. But, sometimes there may always be family members at home, and the DIY at home becomes difficult. Sometimes I'm on my way to spend $$, I try to resist the urge, and end up going to the DIY AMP instead to spend less. There's typically a more decent massage with it, which I enjoy from time to time. It also dials down your appetite for always going FS. That way when you go to a FS massage or escort, the experience is a more heightened, appreciated, and savored. In the end, it's changing things up, making it interesting, an attempt to save money sorta. But really, it's thinking with your little head logic. .

**Badboy2** · 08-31-22 17:49

Originally Posted by HappyGuy1 [View Original Post]

Come on guys! If you want to record your session or take pics grow a couple and ask the lady. If she declines put your phone away. I always have my phone with me, but it's remains in my pocket. I have asked to take a pic after a session and a couple were OK with it, usually without a face pic. I have one I visited before that turned me down. The next time I visited her, she remembered and offered to pose for a couple pics without me even asking. So, being a gentleman pays off. Keep safe and enjoy the game.

Happyguy.

I totally agree! Abbey James has a box at her place because she caught someone trying to record her. Some people just don't know how to act.