Massage Parlor Reports

[SamPerkins420]

Great list, love it! I certainly look for similar things. New Girls language of course the most obvious. Low # of Google reviews is usually a good sign, esp if any are from males and mention keywords like happy or relaxing.

I also like going onto Google Maps street view and looking at the place. Covered windows = good sign. Windows you can see through, and things like massage, nail or hair chairs = not what we're looking for.

I also do the same browsing escorts as far back as the Craigslist days. Easiest one there is looking for pics in cheap hotel rooms.

Also, probably worth mentioning, in addition to reading reviews on monger sites, here are some things I do to assess a place:

Red flags for a straight up massage place:

- Website with custom domain and design that looks like it cost money.

- Pics that show a clean place and decor.

- Any indication they take credit cards.

- Any reference to a name of an owner.

- A list of various services offered with a range of prices. Like "pedicure $30, hot stone $80, facial peel $50" etc etc. Ideally you want to see no price listed at all or 2 prices: 1 hr, 1 hhr.

- links to social profiles and social profiles that look "current" and "normal". Preferably no social at all..

[Eaton Beaver]

Don't forget "New Girls". They always advertise new girls for as long as I can remember. As far back as the ads in the sports section of the local rag. Even with the same old sea hags on staff.

[Anon2854]

Ha, Tantra is owned by Aveda Corporation. I'll let you do the math.

Also, probably worth mentioning, in addition to reading reviews on monger sites, here are some things I do to assess a place:

Red flags for a straight up massage place:

- Website with custom domain and design that looks like it cost money.

- Pics that show a clean place and decor.

- Any indication they take credit cards.

- Any reference to a name of an owner.

- A list of various services offered with a range of prices. Like "pedicure $30, hot stone $80, facial peel $50" etc etc. Ideally you want to see no price listed at all or 2 prices: 1 hr, 1 hhr.

- links to social profiles and social profiles that look "current" and "normal". Preferably no social at all.

- check reviews on google. A lot of places you want will have not have many reviews at all. Many will have poor reviews. If you see 50,5 star rating, mostly women, reviews, it's not the place for you. If you see a 2. 5 star rating with all of the women complaining about rude staff, overpriced and disgusting place. You might be on the right track.

- any kind of groupon deals.

- promoting couples massages


Good signs:

- atrocious english on website.

- when answering the phone you can barely understand them and they don't even say hi, just mumble some shit like you called them at home and they just woke up.

- horrendous website with random domain like happymassage.geocities.whatever. Terrible english on the website. Stock images of random asian women. Any reference to "new management" (they ALL say there's new management).

- you know how they always have shelving with towels, lotion etc? If you see a pic with a pillow on the shelf and preferably as much of the following as possible: lotion and oil, kleenex, paper towel. That's a good thing.

These aren't all laws of nature but in my experience, these tend to hold true much of the time. Curious what others might add to this or disagree with.

[Anon2854]

Long time lurker, first time poster. Anyone have any intel on tantra spa in Ferndale and if they offer any extras?

Ha, Tantra is owned by Aveda Corporation. I'll let you do the math.

[Wally2822]

Thanks to all for the Carla reviews. Will avoid.

Toothiest and most painful BJ I ever received. Avoid and spend your $ elsewhere.

[SamSmith4568]

Anyone have any info on her? I messaged her on IG and said she is in a private home in Detroit. Want to find out a little more before I schedule.

https://instagram.com/dominique_mariee_

[BAezzy411]

Long time lurker, first time poster. Anyone have any intel on tantra spa in Ferndale and if they offer any extras?

[Anon2854]

Check your msgs Amotes. Good hunting.

Ha, same here to Amotes. Sounds like he'll have plenty to read in his msgs.

[Fasted2010]

I travel to Southfield few time a month and looking for a good AMP. TIA! I'm from the Chicago area so if I can provide any recommendations this way, let me know.

Check your msgs Amotes. Good hunting.

[Anon2854]

I went here for a massage pre-COVID and it was extremely obvious that it was a legit place. All of the common indicators: they accepted CC, they were advertising couples massages, a lot of bullshit about various types of massages and various pricing. I have a shameful amount of experience with these places and I can pretty safely say that, at least at the time, they were not offering anything but self-serve. Or at least my provider wasn't. It was the least sensual massage I've ever received.

I just signed up for a month of RM to see if there's anything I'm missing (searching this form is rough and seems like all the same places are mentioned). There's a brand new review about MH and it's kind of unclear but it seems he is saying there's a new owner and with it, a new menu. I'll be reporting for duty today. Anyone have updated info on this place?

Sign says MH Massage but I'm pretty sure I've also seen it referred to as "Muscle Health" or "Muscle Healing".

Gave it a shot. Don't want to say too much so I'll just say it's definitely not the same ownership as it was when I went years ago. Full menu now.

[Jp1225]

She has GPS, and is quite a bit heavier than her pics make her appear. I am on her Snap and she's always bitching about boyfriends not treating her right and not worthy of her. She's a gangster, avoid. Also, her name is not really Carla, but that's the least of the problems with this one.

Thanks to all for the Carla reviews. Will avoid.

[Jp1225]

She has GPS, and is quite a bit heavier than her pics make her appear. I am on her Snap and she's always bitching about boyfriends not treating her right and not worthy of her. She's a gangster, avoid. Also, her name is not really Carla, but that's the least of the problems with this one.

Thanks to all for the Carla reviews. Will avoid.

[TheGuy411]

If you are talking about Tropical Touch on southbound Gratiot it is a bikini place. Went a few months ago and nothing sensual about the massage.

I thought I saw someone mention they got a HJ from Tropical Touch? I would assume it depends on who you get. I wouldn't mind going if they let you specifically choose who your masseuse is. There's another one north of TT on Gratiot that recently opened and is advertising on the typical EA / STG sites.

[NewDoug]

Has anyone tried the new one in mt Clemens Yet?

If you are talking about Tropical Touch on southbound Gratiot it is a bikini place. Went a few months ago and nothing sensual about the massage.

[Questar999]

Yeah. Her hands have a lot of cracked skin. The oils and nail chemicals have really trashed her hands so the gloves are to protect her from getting bodily fluids on her cracked hands and subsequently into her bloodstream. But they aren't latex. I really never minded them at all. She's still fun.

I didn't know. I can sympathize with that. I hope her hands heal quickly.