Massage Parlor Reports

[PriscillaM]

Thanks for the top class review. Interested in trying out Vivienne. Just curious how do you decide how much to tip? I usually tip the same amount as house fee at AMP. Not sure how to price these expensive session but don't want to spend total of $700 just for a HJ.

No tip is required at the temple just some k.

[Ngbaoan123]

Here are my notes from temple of bliss, la staff:

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/queen-love-2/

Owns the joint. Apparently has a long term immune deficiency. Is nuts and take 50% of the action. Has a bad vibe on the level of Charles Manson in a recording studio.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/luxy-star/

Executive vice president of global initiatives. Has been here for 10 years. Getting a handjob from her is kind of like going to olive garden with your sister. You would go again just for the breadsticks. In her defense she does show you her fucken cooter. Most girls here will not show their growler.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ishtar-mera/

Preternatural real tits. So sexy I would cut off both my hands if she promised to use them to finger herself. Is on some other level when it comes to reality. Totally dissociative during the handjob. Is looking to take over as the queen's consigliere. But great tits.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/mira/

I have no idea who this is. She needs to start an eating disorder to lose weight.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/shantara-2/

Does not appeal to me. Looks like someone needs to scrub her she looks dirty. Also, not even a clinically acceptable thigh gap.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/sara-swati/

Like 40 or something. Really good fake tits and will let you fuck them. But she is going to die soon. She does not belong at the temple, she belongs at sunrise assisted living.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/aura-sophia/

Sweaty fat middle eastern girl who must have a blood alcohol resting. 2 useless.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/scarlett-grace/

Have not seen her. Has some kind of Portuguese accent. Fuck that. Has hairy legs. Fuck that too.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/bhumi-devi/

Horrifying. Stay away. Details available via PM.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/marie-stella/

Trying to figure out who this was. Is over 30 so probably not worth it.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ka-monique/

The ugliest girl at the temple that if have seen. Has like a stink to her. Gross.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/leela-suri/

Sexy. Rushes the program. Hates her job. Good service if you have a port of Los Angeles size backorder.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/angelica/

Saw her in person when I was getting services from someone else. Is as big as the entire staff of the view. Has horrible tattoos. Has guys rating her on maps of rub. Avoid.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/zoe-athena/

Extremely upsetting. Has marfan's syndrome so that is incredibly sexy. Is lit and high AF but in a benzo way and is not into it. But a looker for sure.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/bella-la-rosa/

Never seen her. Too fat. The nose ring makes her look like a bull.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ishwari-swan/

Have seen some reports of her porn activities and I scromited.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/crystal-leilani/

Is apparently a porn star. I saw a video of her talking about the industry. As amusing as watching the FBI director discuss laptops.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/radha-rose/

Chonky girl who should be cleaning houses.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/juliette/

I have not been able to see her. She is a jedi. She is a total sex pot, a degen type. Nice fat ass on a thin frame. I will report back.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/isis-sara/

Looks crazy. Looks like the guy from soft white underbelly was like, no, you are too fucked up. I will not see her. No interest.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/vivienne/

Way way delusional about her sexiness. I will see her again because she gets pants less and has no problem edging me. If she does tattoo removal she is a jedi.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/kali-maya/

This is a handjob joint not a mother's group.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/rebekah-dakini/

May be non binary. Boring handjob. Like both of us almost fell asleep.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ali-jewel/

Good body even with the light pooch. But kind of like a bullet train. Far away and getting farther. Not a good experience.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ajaya-flor/

We have a team working on this. Will report back.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/nikea-nikole/

More false advertising than a lead generation service. I thought she would be some burnt out white hippie who had her soul crushed when burning man was cancelled. In reality she is this dark shrimpy sort of girl. Does have a great body and great collar bone but needs some attitude adjustment abdn ball handling lessons.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/annaliese/

Has a juicy ass like a watermelon at Gelsons. I will try her again. She tried to upcharge me for grabbing that fucken ass.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/akasha/

Not impressive at all. Looks like a girl who works at an Avis car rental counter in Nashville.

I will do the rest later.

Thanks for the top class review. Interested in trying out Vivienne. Just curious how do you decide how much to tip? I usually tip the same amount as house fee at AMP. Not sure how to price these expensive session but don't want to spend total of $700 just for a HJ.

[TreasureHunter]

Any info on Aromatherapy Spa in strip mall on Melrose, near Vine?

[Fatonius]

That sound you will hear tomorrow around 10 am when Goldfinger reopens will be the sound of mongers racing to the remodeled shitter at Goldfinger. There has been some renovations and the place was closed this week.

Saw a sign and it appears it has re-opened with new management. Never been there but have driven by it 1000's of times.

Any recommendations who to see?

[BoulderBoy]

Earlier today I woke up sore and was craving that which is pretty much impossible to find: An actual good massage with a good HE afterwards. I decided to try out a new place and am here to report that while I didn't find what I wanted, I found something that was still pretty nice.

https://us-losangeles.bedpage.com/fe.../22504974.html

While I'm still taking it all in my masseuse walks in and tells me to get comfortable. She's a legit beauty. She's not the girl in the pictures, but she has the same body. Hispanic, early 30's, huge natural DD's, beautiful plump ass. I lay on the bed face down and she starts the massage. Honestly, a terrible massage that lasted like 3 minutes before she's done pretending and grabs my hand and puts it on her ass. She tells me to turn over, puts the condom on, and we get down to business.

We start reverse cowgirl, then missionary, and finally doggy. There's a huge mirror in the room and she's constantly checking herself out in it, like she loves watching herself get fucked. I don't know how much this matters to some of you, but she has a great personality that made it really fun. She's obviously very proud of her body and insists that you grope her and enjoy it while you're fucking her. One thing I will note is that there was a bit of a rush towards the end, since I only paid the house the 30 min fee, but other than that a pretty good experience.

Sounds fun. Did you remember her name or did you notice if others are of equal beauty?

[PriscillaM]

I had a dream that I was in the city just for a day. Meetings got over by 5 and flight wasn't scheduled until much later. Getting bored at the airport was looking for a taco truck and a MP at the same time. Found two next to each other.

Kikes Tacos on Inglewood / Lennox and Won Accu in front of it. Tacos were great, I should have tipped more.

Mami said closing time. Google says they close at 10 pm, but they close at 8 p, only 30 minutes possible. 60 for 30 at counter. I don't know what's typical for LA, but the room and setup felt like I was somewhere in SE Asia. After a 5 minute wait, in comes Alexa, mid-30's, Latina with good English, meat in the right places. Had a mask on. After 30 seconds of tickling and scratching her fingers on my back asked what I need. $.2 for FS. Since I wasn't going to get any massage out of her, went for it. Nice, skilled BBJ, could have made me cum if I let her. Flat tummy, thick thighs, she rode me a bit, but the fun part was riding her mish and doggy, her bums were like that of a baby. LOL.

In your dream, just to confirm, this was BBBBBBBJ. No cover? I mean, if you can recall, I know you were dreaming.

[Jignesh]

I had a dream that I was in the city just for a day. Meetings got over by 5 and flight wasn't scheduled until much later. Getting bored at the airport was looking for a taco truck and a MP at the same time. Found two next to each other.

Kikes Tacos on Inglewood / Lennox and Won Accu in front of it. Tacos were great, I should have tipped more.

Mami said closing time. Google says they close at 10 pm, but they close at 8 p, only 30 minutes possible. 60 for 30 at counter. I don't know what's typical for LA, but the room and setup felt like I was somewhere in SE Asia. After a 5 minute wait, in comes Alexa, mid-30's, Latina with good English, meat in the right places. Had a mask on. After 30 seconds of tickling and scratching her fingers on my back asked what I need. $.2 for FS. Since I wasn't going to get any massage out of her, went for it. Nice, skilled BBJ, could have made me cum if I let her. Flat tummy, thick thighs, she rode me a bit, but the fun part was riding her mish and doggy, her bums were like that of a baby. LOL.

She reminded me her name, we talked a bit about the neighborhood afterwards. I was still hoping I will get some sort of head massage or caressing, but that's just me daydreaming.

Given that there are very few reports around LAX, thought I will contribute this one. Stay safe and happy mongering dream.

[PriscillaM]

That sound you will hear tomorrow around 10 am when Goldfinger reopens will be the sound of mongers racing to the remodeled shitter at Goldfinger. There has been some renovations and the place was closed this week.

[EvilEmpire]

Heard about this spot in Downey called Havana. Called up there and set up an appointment. I arrived and paid $80 for the hour. Was placed in a nice room, nothing too impressive but decent. Stripped down laid on the table. In walks in this sexy Latina with a big round booty, thin waist, and nice rack. Good hourglass figure. Before we start she asks if I had been there before. I said no and she quoted me her price. For an hour Nuru it was $200. That included touching her and a happy finish. Normally I'd say no to the price but she was a knockout so said "what the hell, why not! I made the right choice. She proceeds to give a very sensual Nuru massage. Rubbing her nude body across mine, caressing me with her tjts. Teasing me and rubbing the key spots of a man. No shyness whatsoever from her. I flip over and she gives a good HJ, stroking the sack and all. Finishing on her face. All in all was a great time. Pricey but worth it. She walks me out and on the way introduces me to the other girls. This place has got some good looking products. Will repeat again!

[PriscillaM]

For some strange reason the El Pollo Loco there is always on point. Is this the place on the corner upstairs (I can't believe it is still open if it is)? I remember a giant shower / tub thing that had more LEDs in it than Marquee nightclub in Vegas.

I think it is one off from the true corner upstairs. Pollo loco you can have, not for me. Place is more salty than the dead sea. I have no doubt that there are 50-100 lurkers that are banging Latinas super hard in that place. For awhile, they censored reviews on some other sites. I like the dog they had.

[Im Yours]

This place is the worst kept secret on the westside. On the second floor of a strip mall with, inexplicably, an h salt fish and chips and a little Caesar's pizza. Some people use this address a post office drop box too.

Up on the second floor, on load bearing jointed floors are some of the fattest, meanest and as miserable as the shift change supervisor at Abu Ghreib prison massage girls you will ever find.

The system is easy to follow. You call first. You are let in by this security buzzer out of get smart. You pay for the half hour. There may be other options like 45 minutes or 48 hours, but those are as useless as the dosing size cap on Nyquil anyone who takes Nyquil out of that cup probably puts the seat down in the Goldfinger shitter.

You pay the 30 min and each room has a shower that has not been used since the advent of the wheel.

You lay down. A latina who averages 4000 calories a day with 400 grams of carbs in the mix comes in. She massages you for exactly the time it takes Kershaw to get another back injury, and then you fuck her. It is about as fun as watching Le bron go over the finer points of Milton's paradise lost..

For some strange reason the El Pollo Loco there is always on point. Is this the place on the corner upstairs (I can't believe it is still open if it is)? I remember a giant shower / tub thing that had more LEDs in it than Marquee nightclub in Vegas.

[Stickens]

If you ain't to comfortable then don't go up LOL.

It's a safe neighborhood trust me.

How are the girls?

[JuJu256]

Try mango a very beautiful & curvy (for a korean) provider. She's really good but is a bit toothy so you have to tell her to be careful with those teeth, enjoy!

Thank you!

[Eddy68]

Drove by that place on the second floor in Huntington Park, but I was too scared to go inside. PM if you know where I'm talking about and have intel.

If you ain't to comfortable then don't go up LOL.

It's a safe neighborhood trust me.

[PriscillaM]

Been there. While the rooms were as you described, everything else was the complete opposite for me. Person up front was like a Russian grandma, and the girl that came in was fat as fuck, so I just asked for a BJ (CBJ only) so I could close my eyes and get that shit over with. I've been staying far away from that place since.

This place is the worst kept secret on the westside. On the second floor of a strip mall with, inexplicably, an h salt fish and chips and a little Caesar's pizza. Some people use this address a post office drop box too.

Up on the second floor, on load bearing jointed floors are some of the fattest, meanest and as miserable as the shift change supervisor at Abu Ghreib prison massage girls you will ever find.

The system is easy to follow. You call first. You are let in by this security buzzer out of get smart. You pay for the half hour. There may be other options like 45 minutes or 48 hours, but those are as useless as the dosing size cap on Nyquil anyone who takes Nyquil out of that cup probably puts the seat down in the Goldfinger shitter.

You pay the 30 min and each room has a shower that has not been used since the advent of the wheel.

You lay down. A latina who averages 4000 calories a day with 400 grams of carbs in the mix comes in. She massages you for exactly the time it takes Kershaw to get another back injury, and then you fuck her. It is about as fun as watching Le bron go over the finer points of Milton's paradise lost.

I do not know how it exist, but then again, h salt fish and chips gets good reviews there.