Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

[Jonesy72]

I occasionally like to try my luck at finding UTR providers. Responded to an ad on CL for PRO Massage. Name listed alternately as Jess and Jasmine.

I sent a text to the number and for a response with availability and price (80/ hr) and eventually an address at a private residence near Tyson's. When I was on my way she sent a text saying to park in front of the house. There was a car parked there so I parked in the driveway and walked up to the door and rang the bell. No answer. Got a text saying not to park in driveway, but in front of the house. The car had moved so I parked where I was told.

She said she would see me when I walked up. So I walked up to the door. Sent a text saying "I'm at the door." She responded with a thumbs up emoji.

About 30 seconds later she sent a text saying "You should not do this."

I responded about a minute later, but she had blocked me (message bubbles changed from blue to green).

Odd. So o moved down the road to a known-quantity AMP.

Anyone else is cperience this?

[PilotAviator]

I left and noticed that only 40 min had gone by so that was kinda lame considering I paid for the hour. But she sent me a text as soon as I got to the car letting me know she has a Colombian friend and who can take care of me next time if I ask for her.

Well damn, don't know if I can turn down the offer now.

To be continued I guess.

Water forgets.

Hopefully she (and her Columbian friend) will remember you, remember you were shorted on time, and provide an even better experience should you return.

Always be nice to the ladies / Siempre sé amable con las damas.

PA.

[TheDrowned]

Saw some new ads on the Craigslist and wanted to test out the waters so I sent some texts out to these various postings on CL:


3) https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...527001551.html.

Sent out a text to this one as well during the initial about with Notalia. But never even got a reply. So that's strike 3 and I'm out for this evening but if anyones got insider knowledge on helping me improve my batting average send me a PM.

All the best GnS.

Texted the ad in this one and they seem to be more receptive in the morning as I had no trouble securing and appt. Place is located in an office building in silver springs so I guess this should be posted in the MD board, but whatever, the tristate areas the same. It's just a few miles and a few mouse clicks away so anyway I get to the place and am given the password to enter the building.

Place is a tiny little doctors office with a massage table instead of a desk. It's a small place but clean and well kept. Nikki introduced herself to me. A middle aged latina from El Salvador. A little chunky but she's got the fat in all the right places as most South American females do. She was wearing bright blue scrubs and motioned me to undress and lie on the table after I gave her the $ house fee. Massage itself was mediocre. But she applied hot stones and wiped me down before having me turn over. She lightly touched the legs and rubbed at my stomach just enough to get juniors full undivided attention. She motioned her hands over to him and said "aquí?" I said yes and she told me it would be an additional. 6 more. I told her that's fine as long as she undressed and let me see the goods.

Tits were ok, a little on the saggy side but 100% real and unaltered Ds. I got to do a little nursing but was feeling extra horny and asked if I could order more options on the menu. She offered BJ for $ tip. And I obliged. She went to grab a condom and that was a bit disappointing since CBJs just don't really do it for me. The sloppier and wetter the better. But that shouldn't be a surprise to anyone by now.

After 6-7 min of a mid level CBJ I tried to persuade her to do FS by moving her up onto the table and began a little DATY and the. I motioned to insert my already covered junior into her tiny tunnel but I guess I failed my charisma check because she denied me access. FS off the table. Bummer. But she was a good sport tried to do some more CBJ before I ripped the hat off and told her to finish me by hand using plenty of oil. Got to nurse on the teddies again and I finally gave her a decent lanzamiento.

Overall it was ok. If it wasn't for the long drive I'd consider coming back. Total for everything was $$ and I told her if I do return I expect more fun to make the drive worth it.

I left and noticed that only 40 min had gone by so that was kinda lame considering I paid for the hour. But she sent me a text as soon as I got to the car letting me know she has a Colombian friend and who can take care of me next time if I ask for her.

Well damn, don't know if I can turn down the offer now.

To be continued I guess.

Water forgets.

[TheOuroboros]

Saw some new ads on the Craigslist and wanted to test out the waters so I sent some texts out to these various postings on CL:

1) https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...526805374.html.

Alex the amateur massage student. Sounded like BS so I asked if this ad was real. Wanted to get my message out before 6 pm since it stated on the ad she's only available on Sunday and Monday from 10-6. About 3 hour later she replied to me and said it was. But since it was so late at night she wasn't taking any more appointments. Asked what she charges as a "student" in the field and she replied it was $90 for the hour and $130 for hour with happy ending. Pretty bluntly. Sounded good but it was moot since I couldn't meet her time frame. If anyones partaken, let me know if she's worth making time for.

2) https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...526968672.html.

Next up was Natalia. After an odd back and forth of HI's and Hello's I figured this was just a bot but finally got her to utter a full sentence when I inquired about an appointment for a massage she told me she offers it out of a hotel in falls church. Half hour would run me $120 which I'd hope meant there's not really a venue for aromatherapy. Sounds like a quick tag and shag. I was game and asked if we could meet up soon. Told me she wouldn't have availability until 11 pm at night. Despite it being so late I figured I would attempt to go though being at a hotel that late at night, I was a bit hesitant to the idea since there was good chance I'd just get mugged. Nevertheless I entertained her by agreeing to the terms. After that it was ghosting for 2 hours so I initially gave up and moved onto the next ad. I ended up checking my burner 3 hours later and did see another text from Natalia asking if we were still on for 11 pm. I replied that's fine but then came an angry response telling me that I replied too late and that she couldn't hold my appointment with a snarky comment that she's been getting calls and texts from other guys all day. Nice double standard they have where they can ghost you for hours on end and yet you have to respond to them in a hearts beat phone in hand breathing out of your mouth like a dog panting with his tongue out. Get over yourself. I probably dodged a bullet but if anyones got any personal experience they're willing to share I'm open ears.

3) https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...527001551.html.

Sent out a text to this one as well during the initial about with Notalia. But never even got a reply. So that's strike 3 and I'm out for this evening but if anyones got insider knowledge on helping me improve my batting average send me a PM.

All the best GnS.

[AlmostRetired]

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...526322029.html

Saw the ad above on Craigslist, I expect the pictures are fake, but if she is anything close to that, might be worth a visit. Checking if anyone has checked her out yet and has anything to share.

[Duderino]

6 months. 2 major surgeries and over time I've lost all my UTR BBBJ contacts. I would certainly appreciate a connection to a NOVA UTR or decent pro that will do a decent BBJ for $100.

Please let me know if there are any out there you can point me to. Thanks very much.

[TheOuroboros]

Saw an ad for this advertising as a latina in McLean / Tyson's area.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...518749785.html

She was initially responsive to my text as I tried to set up an appointment. She asked for my name and age and followed it up with a statement that her services are for men and women of legal age. I asked her if 40 is of legal age and she laughed and then asked what kind of massage I wanted. Relaxation, Reflexology or hot stones? I told her a relaxing reflexology w / hot stones would suffice. Figured with all the right lingo this place would be a sure fire hit but then she ghosted me.

TGTBT?

Has anyone had any luck with this one?

[TheOuroboros]

Hopefully, you're enjoying yourself as I write this.

She is indeed a real person and text message for the appointment we're relatively easy and I too was also surprised when she gave me a correct address and room number where I arrived at the scheduled time.

She operates in Franconia, the white building plaza lateral to M&M massage therapy separated by the parking lot. She works on the second floor and while it did take me a bit to find her room located in one of the corners of the area, she answered the door wearing a sports bra and yoga pants. Unsurprisingly she's much older looking than the girl in the photo. Magi is from Mexico and if I were to describe her I'd say she kinda looks like a budget version of Vicky (of Ellis Express in MD).

She lead me into an empty white room with a sole massage table, the only other piece of decor was a black couch. Kinda shady looking place but she's pretty new to this business I guess. As I'm undressing she basically laid down the ground rules she's no FS only HJ and massage. Works for me, as I stated before she is not nearly as good looking as Vicky. Massage was ok. She gave me the full hour. On the flip she did not allow roaming underneath but was game to pull down the sports bra to reveal a nice pair of titties equipped with dagger-shaped nipples. Standard NOVA. Asked for $. 2 for Everything. All in all a standard visit. Not sure I would repeat again but it wasn't a terrible time. If you're in the area on want a latina on a budget. Magi is ok.

[Bunker Buster]

I have an appt with her on Tuesday.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...460185605.html

Has anyone tried her out already? If not I'll TOFTT and report back.

Hopefully, you're enjoying yourself as I write this.

[TurboDog]

What area is she in? She didn't respond to my message.

I have an appt with her on Tuesday.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...460185605.html

Has anyone tried her out already? If not I'll TOFTT and report back.

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[TheOuroboros]

I have an appt with her on Tuesday.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...460185605.html

Has anyone tried her out already? If not I'll TOFTT and report back.

[TurboDog]

She posts the same ad on CL practically daily.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...459452006.html

[BahhumBug]

That's a change then. Her previous location was a massage table in the spare bedroom.

I saw her at an extended stay.

[PSmith0380]

Seen her too and can confirm that she's got a banging little body. Can also confirm that she is expensive. Didn't care too much for the massage though. It was a bed instead of massage table.

That's a change then. Her previous location was a massage table in the spare bedroom.

[BahhumBug]

Seen her too and can confirm that she's got a banging little body. Can also confirm that she is expensive. Didn't care too much for the massage though. It was a bed instead of massage table.

I used to see her in Tysons and lost touch. Didn't realized she moved and changed numbers. Will reach out. Her ass is the best. She's smokin hot.