Escort Reports

[Metloaf]

Searched the forums and other sites and can't find anything. Found her on adultsearch. Seems to be below market for what she supposedly looks like. TGTBT?

https://kennedyddd.escortbook.com/

Seen her maybe in 2008 in a dump out Dumfries. Deflated jugs and abused body back then.

[BarbarJinks]

Searched the forums and other sites and can't find anything. Found her on adultsearch. Seems to be below market for what she supposedly looks like. TGTBT?

https://kennedyddd.escortbook.com/

[OldBoomer]

All good comments given below. One correction. Joyce is not available through an ACS. She is an independent provider. The ACS business (to me) includes an English speaking handler who answers the phone and runs the scheduling of multiple providers that rotate through. The ACS providers usually do not have a car, speak little or no English, and have little or no knowledge of the community outside their door.

Joyce has very good (not excellent) English, no handler, and she works alone. She has a car and lives outside of the area, but has a permanent USA home. Joyce is a bit more expensive, however, she is a reliable provider with a full range of services. She advertises very little. You know she is here if she calls you or if you hear from the forum she is arriving. She has one quirk which I actually appreciate (RTFF).

While I Like Tiny, the others in this ACS are a pass for me. Joyce is in a different class.

Not direct answer, but recent with the following at that outfit. Tina, well established. Cherry, attractive & thin (IMHO) but not as good as Tina from accommodating and enthusiasm. Julie, no, just don't. Candy, I found to be least attractive and just not very good. Haven't tried Kim -- it seems every time I try one not named Tina I'm not too enthused. Maybe stop the rotations. But am curious about Kim.

Alternate, if you haven't visited Joyce out in Chantilly, that's another unique visit. I'd say her and Tina my top two recent this area from ACS style perspective. Joyce may be off for a week, I think around this time, but I think she's coming back after week's downtime.

[OldBoomer]

Sophie has been around awhile. I recently saw her for the first time at her apartment in Fair Lakes.

https://northern-virginia.skipthegam...4/455150836978

She was ready on time and greeted me in a nice outfit. Not to slutty, but nice. Her hair was in corn rows which is unusual for a Thai provider, but the look suited her. She is not a spinner and maybe has a few more pounds than necessary, but her boobs are very nice and the ass has a great look. I went for the full hour nuru experience for a total of $240. She joked with me that an hour was sooo long, but in the end that is how long all this took. I started by giving her a massage which providers usually like, however, she was uncomfortable taking rather than giving. She got up and said your turn and starting giving may balls a great suck. I wanted a BBBJ, but she does everything covered. We moved from the massage table to a plastic covered bed (nicer than you would thin) for a nuru experieince. If you have not had a nuru she is very good choice. Some find her nuru a bit rough. I loved it. She uses real nuru juice and the feel of her boobs on my back and her Bush on my ass was great. She did both sides for quite a long time and move on to full on CBJ and then cowgirl. It usually takes me a long time to cum, but she made it happen right before she got there. She gave me a slight hard time for cumming to soon, but then continued to fuck me for a very long time. I would unusually fade quickly but she kept me hard until she came. He cumming was loud, wet and full of shutter.

You know, fun.

It took me a few minutes to recover and we headed to the shower together. In the shower she gave me a salt rub. Again, if you have not had this it is a real treat. It takes some time to wash off which with Sophie's help was also fun.

Some of you have commented on providers helping them get dressed. Sophie did that for me and even helped tied my shoes. This is a nice touch.

All up I paid her $240 for the hour with all these services. A good deal and a very good time. No Anal.

P.S. She will also do four hands.

YMMV.

[AlmostRetired]

It is very simple. Just read the board and from time to time you might have to TOFTT. Just make sure you also report back and make it easier for the new and old alike.

Take care and enjoy the game!

Good advice. But he need not TOFTT till he is a bit more experienced LOL! Might save him some bait and switch and close calls. As you correctly advised, just checking out the posts here are enough to get him started for months with totally legit providers. My two cents is TOFTT is for those who have a very good idea on how the game works. What I find amusing is the game is different depending on what you are looking for and who you plan to see. For example for this section, are you looking for in or out? Are you cool with hotels or apts? Looking for a massage or just straight fun times? Looking for a specific ethnicity? The game is different on soo many fronts and meets all requirements that is why some of us are no longer fully in the game as we once were but now semi-retired. Almost.

[BarbarJinks]

I've been trying for months to visit her. She either doesn't respond or stops responding when I tell her I'm AA 😕.

The first time I tried to contact her I got zero response. I suspect she may be one of those providers who only responds when they're in immediate need of cash, but who knows.

[DasHottCalla]

I met with her recently for a QV. Pictures are pretty accurate. She's got a pretty nice body, but the pictures are obviously filtered. Set up was pretty easy, comms were good even though I got no response from her earlier in the week. Nice, tight pussy with a nice round ass that was fun from behind.

Here's the catch. She doesn't do any oral, even covered. At any price point. That was a first for me and likely won't repeat as a result. One of her ads says she offers "partial GFE," which I'm now wondering WTF she means by that.

https://adultsearch.com/washington-d...scorts/2844430

https://northern-virginia.skipthegam...-/168729701587

I've been trying for months to visit her. She either doesn't respond or stops responding when I tell her I'm AA 😕.

[Wayback]

Anyone have any experience with this Sofia?

https://tryst.link/escort/sofia-42

[PlanTwoStan]

Checked this morning and confirmed that Tina is on vacation until next month. Today's lineup was Cherry and Kim. Based on previous reports on Cherry, I decided to pass on her (her BJ skills were poorly reviewed and a good BJ (preferably BBBJ) is a must for me.). Asked if Kim was new and was told yes. Hesitant to take a chance and end up with a Cherry quality BJ (doubted that a Tina level was even possible), so I passed on her also. Has anyone got any info on Kim? Otherwise, I wait till Tina returns.

Not direct answer, but recent with the following at that outfit. Tina, well established. Cherry, attractive & thin (IMHO) but not as good as Tina from accommodating and enthusiasm. Julie, no, just don't. Candy, I found to be least attractive and just not very good. Haven't tried Kim -- it seems every time I try one not named Tina I'm not too enthused. Maybe stop the rotations. But am curious about Kim.

Alternate, if you haven't visited Joyce out in Chantilly, that's another unique visit. I'd say her and Tina my top two recent this area from ACS style perspective. Joyce may be off for a week, I think around this time, but I think she's coming back after week's downtime.

[WebDog2015]

Moon Palace. I have a long layover coming up at Dulles. Can anyone share any details about visiting the Tysons or Fairfax locations. Without disclosing the actual location how long an uber ride would it be? Are the locations safe? I am very familiar with their sister locations in NYC so I assume the level of service is on par with those.

https://www.moonpalace.club/

https://twitter.com/moonplaceclub

In my experience and opinion, you need to tell them you are a regular customer (then explain your timing and time constraints). They're professional enough that I would expect them to advise you well on best options. But obviously vet that against online directions. You also need to think about the hassle it is to get in and out of IAD (hopefully you have a Clead and Precheck, otherwise add an additional 20+ minutes).

All of their spots are condos / apartments.

The "Fairfax" location one of two spots. One is an area called Falls Church and I agree, best case is 30 minutes from IAD; they other is in "Mosaic District" and nominally closer but a wrong turn and you'll definitely miss your flight (and when I visited this one it took me over 30 minutes to get inside from the point Waze side "you've arrived".

"Tysons" is closer and more accessible, an in a large townhouse complex just outside the main Tysons Corner area; could also cost you time getting lost.

The other location is "Arlington" which is actually in Crystal City, immediately adjacent to DCA so too bad your layover isn't there!

[BarbarJinks]

I met with her recently for a QV. Pictures are pretty accurate. She's got a pretty nice body, but the pictures are obviously filtered. Set up was pretty easy, comms were good even though I got no response from her earlier in the week. Nice, tight pussy with a nice round ass that was fun from behind.

Here's the catch. She doesn't do any oral, even covered. At any price point. That was a first for me and likely won't repeat as a result. One of her ads says she offers "partial GFE," which I'm now wondering WTF she means by that.

https://adultsearch.com/washington-d...scorts/2844430

https://northern-virginia.skipthegam...-/168729701587

[Amp Forever]

Checked this morning and confirmed that Tina is on vacation until next month. Today's lineup was Cherry and Kim. Based on previous reports on Cherry, I decided to pass on her (her BJ skills were poorly reviewed and a good BJ (preferably BBBJ) is a must for me.). Asked if Kim was new and was told yes. Hesitant to take a chance and end up with a Cherry quality BJ (doubted that a Tina level was even possible), so I passed on her also. Has anyone got any info on Kim? Otherwise, I wait till Tina returns.

[Bush Baby]

Caught up with Karoline through Tyson's recently and it was decent. Having seen her in person now, she's definitely heavier than what I would normally go for, and her price point is past what I'm interested in shelling out, especially for someone who isn't in better shape and when Lexi and Juliet are hotter & cheaper just within the same group (let alone what else is out there). But it was still a pretty good time anyway; she has a way with oral, that's for sure.

But it was also a reminder that lying is like breathing for a lot of these women, especially the ones who have been at it a while. I said a few things to her that I knew basically for a fact and she contradicted them until I explained myself and corrected it, and then she dropped it. But at least now I know not to see her again; feeling more and more like I should probably stick with looking around for SBs.

Saw her a few times back in 2020 and 2021 and she was a young, fit but curvy college aged cutie. Now based on her twitter pics, she has put on weight which is unfortunate because other than cim and greek, she was cool and open to just about anything I would throw her way. Her heavier body type is not my thing. A lot of these girls love dinner dates where they get some guy to threat them to platefuls of fancy expensive food. They need to realize however that all that food is going to end up somewhere and it's usually not going to bode well for their looks; which is how they make their money.

[PlanTwoStan]

I missed Andrea from week & half ago, so I decided to try this weeks little brunette fatty Ivett at Woodbridge LCS. If you look at pics posted this week I think it's same girl as Evelyn. Same tats in pics. Anyhow, winner winner. It was the girl in both sets of pics. She looked good, definitely a little piece of meat. Face ok. Not too bad. Her personality kinda sucked tho. Have appearance of real bored, watched TV, yawned, not much goodness. Still, worked. Got a tiny bit more pleasant after the task. Pretty sure she said Nicaraguan & her name was "Jenny". Definitely was time of QV. It was the girl in pics, and looked good in person, but meh time & prob would not repeat.

[VaPlay]

That's Judy in Herndon. Nice lady, nice ass, sexy asf.

Yes, that's her number, visited many times over the last few years. Never knew she would BBFSCIP as Jasonbourne stated?