Massage Parlor Reports

[DosedAgn]

Haven't you seen the other posts? Hwy 99 is like Granny Alley. Zen, Veela, Red Sun all grannies. Go east Vancouver or go Portland. Avoid grannies at all costs! Come'on. You're paying a 60+ year old to tickle your Johnson. Jeebsus. I've done it and I made a solemn promise NEVER again. Just skip Hwy 99 altogether. Dear lords! PM me if you want places with younger girls.

1. Grannies, Imo, tend to give better massages. Yes, some of us actually want the massage portion.

2. I didn't think this one was affiliated with Veela, Red Sun (my experience there was great). I couldn't find any info on Zen in Vancouver and just noticed their adds.

3. She was mid 50's. Not that it matters LOL.

4. You must've missed the rest of my post.

5. If you want to share, do it in the forum.

6. You think PDX and E. Vancouver are the only local places without grannies? You should get out more.

[Monkeyboy1977]

Waiting for Sunnys to get new girls in September so I opted for a new to me place on HWY 99 across from Veela. Af seemed promising for extras. Standard 40/60.

Arrived at opening time but they were closed. Called 15 minutes later. I clearly woke her up, I should've bailed. Grandma with bed head opened shop.

6/10 massage, but only because she was thorough. Walls don't go all the way up separating the rooms.

As she massaged my legs and ass I legs my hips a bit hoping for some teasing, instead she covered me with a towel and kept it there the entire time.

The topper was hearing someone sleeping in the next room.

Haven't you seen the other posts? Hwy 99 is like Granny Alley. Zen, Veela, Red Sun all grannies. Go east Vancouver or go Portland. Avoid grannies at all costs! Come'on. You're paying a 60+ year old to tickle your Johnson. Jeebsus. I've done it and I made a solemn promise NEVER again. Just skip Hwy 99 altogether. Dear lords! PM me if you want places with younger girls.

[BarqBiter]

When was the last time you seen her? Your probably a good looking guy. I look like George Castanza. Well wish me luck I'll try again Friday LOL.

I don't know about that, I'm pretty chubby. It's probably been about two and a half years now. But I've only been to AMPs a few times overall since the pandemic started.

Also while Jasmine treated me well, I remember in years past there were other girls who worked there and didn't let me go as far.

Hope you had good luck.

[Joepdx]

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[DosedAgn]

Waiting for Sunnys to get new girls in September so I opted for a new to me place on HWY 99 across from Veela. Af seemed promising for extras. Standard 40/60.

Arrived at opening time but they were closed. Called 15 minutes later. I clearly woke her up, I should've bailed. Grandma with bed head opened shop.

6/10 massage, but only because she was thorough. Walls don't go all the way up separating the rooms.

As she massaged my legs and ass I legs my hips a bit hoping for some teasing, instead she covered me with a towel and kept it there the entire time.

The topper was hearing someone sleeping in the next room.

[Clancy88]

A new AMP next to the library. Haven't tried it yet.

I think spellcheck got a hold of it the first time. The name is Reiz Spa by the library on McLoughlin. Looks like it is probably legit, but I think the ownership is the same as the Healthy Spa on 184th and Division, So who knows.

[TheIceGuy]

Sent you a pm.

Your box is full. My reply was basically the Portland area. First time in city so I don't know area names.

[Clancy88]

A new AMP next to the library. Haven't tried it yet.

[NoFearToTry]

Flying in for a few days, and would like to visit either an escort, club, or AMP. So, AMP is likely the answer.

Looking at Rubmaps there are a shitton in area so can anyone help and narrow down to 2-3

I know you probably get these questions a lot so I understand if you ignore but hopefully I can get a few suggestions. Thanks!

Sent you a pm.

[TheIceGuy]

Flying in for a few days, and would like to visit either an escort, club, or AMP. Clubs are usually ripoffs although always a nice change to see beautiful girls than what we get at the other two. I typically have to scout out escorts in advance and no time for that so I'll likely skip that. So, AMP is likely the answer.

Looking at Rubmaps there are a shitton in area so can anyone help and narrow down to 2-3 really good ones? Ideally affordable FS (meaning 100 range after house fee) but really just any that provide good service and don't feel like I'm being rushed through a factory line LOL.

Basically, if you had to pick two to keep, which would you keep?

I know you probably get these questions a lot so I understand if you ignore but hopefully I can get a few suggestions. Thanks!

[BillJ1984]

I've been going to Zen for years, by far the best massage I've had & always aims to please.

How far have you gone with her? I like details please idk her massage is weak.

[BillJ1984]

I kinda worked up to it with her over a couple of sessions but I found that when she straddled my head to rub my back, she was receptive to me reaching up her skirt and grabbing her ass, and then rubbing her pussy. Then she got on the table with me and made out with me for a while, and then started pulling my dick towards her crotch. After that session she was pretty much game whenever I showed up.

Usual advice about being clean (or at least not smelly), polite, pleasant, not too grabby, etc.

When was the last time you seen her? Your probably a good looking guy. I look like George Castanza. Well wish me luck I'll try again Friday LOL.

[Reacher12]

I know the owner, she he works very hard and extras are available if you are generous. She is also licensed and probably gives the best massage in town. You just need to be nice.

I've been going to Zen for years, by far the best massage I've had & always aims to please.

[Dexxzy]

Go try the tall slim one. She'll ride you like a small pony. Really great figure when she's bouncing up and down.

We definitely have a difference in opinion on physique. She has an okay figure and belly fat, so about an average woman.

Actually, the shorter one was friendlier and gave off a better vibe. Like I mentioned it could have been due to the slimmer one being called out from the back since it was probably the other girls turn. I didn't think she was really that tall, 5"5" would be my guess. Thanks for the info.

Definitely taller than 5'5, I'd say 5'7.

[OneOne9]

Go try the tall slim one. She'll ride you like a small pony. Really great figure when she's bouncing up and down.

Actually, the shorter one was friendlier and gave off a better vibe. Like I mentioned it could have been due to the slimmer one being called out from the back since it was probably the other girls turn. I didn't think she was really that tall, 5"5" would be my guess. Thanks for the info.