Massage Parlor Reports

**JDizzleSizzle** · 08-25-22 18:35

Originally Posted by HumbleHal [View Original Post]

Stuck my finger up her ass and she seemed to like it, so I stuck it up there almost all the way, Big Mistake, my finger smelled like her poop all day long, even after I washed it with soap many times and scraped under the finger nail.

This reminds me of the meme where Jason Bateman picks up a brown paper bag that says dead bird, looks into the bag, and says "I don't know what I expected".

**Member #6595** · 08-25-22 18:16

Originally Posted by BitterMelon [View Original Post]

This is what I am afraid of. Do the providers at NDS / King generally short the allotted time? For example if I want 45 or 60 minutes of everything but FS. I usually finish within 20-25 minutes, will they kick me out after? I'm looking for a GFE of mainly kissing and cuddling the final time of 20-35 minutes. Don't see many reports on here of mongers sticking around for just those small activities. Yeah I'm different. Plus it depends if they're busy I know that. Maybe if they're not busy at all they can accommodate not kicking me out and just chit-chatting / GFE cuddles.

Saw Tiffany at King the other day for 1 hour and I got the full hour. She spent the post-play time giving me a relaxing massage. She's not the greatest masseuse, but I really enjoyed it all the same.

**IluvDaty2011** · 08-25-22 17:02

Originally Posted by FilthyUnicorn [View Original Post]

My personal favorite is MM, and here's why.

1. When you enter you know what you are paying for. Every girl there is fantastic (or has been in my experience).

2. It's 200 Mario coins for 45 min of pure bliss.

3. The ease of the transaction (pay Kiko at the door).

However, you do give up some things when you go to MM. Many (not me personally but I don't go super often) find that the routine is boring, as you do get a very similar experience every time you go. Some also like to have the thrill of not exactly knowing what to expect, and you will somewhat get that experience at NDS / King as YMMV is definitely more applicable to those locations than to MM. However because of that some providers will go further and do things like back door or even bb in some instances. At the end of the day, you can't go wrong with any of the three so I'd say if distance matters more than cash, then go with NDS and enjoy your time. Otherwise, I'd say go for MM.

To directly answer your question however, I always have received BBBJ at both.

Thank you for the advice. Just confirming the Milk is on Colonial.

Thanks, again.

DATY.

**RayThy** · 08-25-22 15:21

Originally Posted by JobsForAngel [View Original Post]

What does UM stand for?

I assume it is U Massage on Vineland.

**MaskedPeter** · 08-25-22 15:04

Originally Posted by MkSpins [View Original Post]

Quality is always good. And like you said you "think" time went short. Mama san is there to make sure time does not run short. They run a tight ship there. Let's not draw conclusions based on perception.

I totally agree with you. The quality is always good. They are still one of the best in Orlando.

I have been going there since they open. I like their policy too. They allow MSOG. I don't have to negotiate with the girls.

KiKo always walks me out after my sessions. I remembered a few times I had to leave early, Kiko would ask what happened or did the girl rush me. I told her I couldn't stay the whole 45 minutes because I had to go somewhere else. KiKo is doing a great job, she always makes sure customers get the whole 45 minutes. I always get my 45 minutes there. I always treat girls with respect. I think it helps.

I think their current line up is very good. Sophia & Mandy are back. New comers like YoYo and QQ are attractive. I hope Sailor Moon will come back soon.

**JobsForAngel** · 08-25-22 14:38

Originally Posted by SmFlavio [View Original Post]

I good friend of mine told me about this joint. Didn't realize it was good. He mentioned boba and her wonderful tongue skills. I decided to pass by and try it out. I called on the way to see if there was a selection and I was told there were 4 providers that day and that boba was no longer there.

I showed up and was greeted my Nana / nene (not sure how to spell her "name" LOL). Very polite and nice. Seemed to be in her 30's IMO. She took me to the room and after I undressed off we went to the TS. She washed me carefully as I payed on my stomach and then she asked me to turn around and washed me off and performed a great HJ and asked me if I was ready for it LOL. I said hell yea. She began by filling her mouth with warm water and then began a great BBBJ by doing some weird blow thing with the water in her mouth. After a few minutes I dried up and she took me to the room. I laid on my stomach and she began with a nice massage. Even walked on my back and cracked the hell out of it. Then her hands began getting a little friendly and soon enough she was licking every millimeter of my asshole while groping my balls. She gave me a wonderful rimjob and I decided enough was enough and turned over. I was pretty surprised with her DTBBBJ skills. I didn't even realize when she put the hat on my junior and she said it was time to fuck her good LOL. She get on top and began riding. Eventually she asked for it from behind. I turned her around and destroyed her from behind. She seemed like she could take the dick and she was not necessarily "tight" by my standards, so I rammed her real good and aggressively. I asked if she was ok and didn't mind and she said it was good, so on I went. Eventually I asked her to finish me off with a BBBJ. Which she did after removing the hat. I blew a tremendous load and she cleaned me up. Off I went as a happy camper.

Dropped. 6 for the house and $. 4 for Nana.

Lots of fun!

Flav.

What does UM stand for?

**Big In Japan** · 08-25-22 14:27

Originally Posted by BitterMelon [View Original Post]

This is what I am afraid of. Do the providers at NDS / King generally short the allotted time? For example if I want 45 or 60 minutes of everything but FS. I usually finish within 20-25 minutes, will they kick me out after? I'm looking for a GFE of mainly kissing and cuddling the final time of 20-35 minutes. Don't see many reports on here of mongers sticking around for just those small activities. Yeah I'm different. Plus it depends if they're busy I know that. Maybe if they're not busy at all they can accommodate not kicking me out and just chit-chatting / GFE cuddles.

It depends on a lot of things obviously, but you can get that kind of treatment with your leftover time at NDS / King. I always pay for an hour, generally bust around the 35-40 minute mark and almost always get the remaining time filled like that. Occasions that they didn't provide that, they were super busy and asked permission first at least. YMMV of course, but it helps to be a frequent flyer, be nice to the girls, etc.

**SmFlavio** · 08-25-22 13:30

I good friend of mine told me about this joint. Didn't realize it was good. He mentioned boba and her wonderful tongue skills. I decided to pass by and try it out. I called on the way to see if there was a selection and I was told there were 4 providers that day and that boba was no longer there.

I showed up and was greeted my Nana / nene (not sure how to spell her "name" LOL). Very polite and nice. Seemed to be in her 30's IMO. She took me to the room and after I undressed off we went to the TS. She washed me carefully as I payed on my stomach and then she asked me to turn around and washed me off and performed a great HJ and asked me if I was ready for it LOL. I said hell yea. She began by filling her mouth with warm water and then began a great BBBJ by doing some weird blow thing with the water in her mouth. After a few minutes I dried up and she took me to the room. I laid on my stomach and she began with a nice massage. Even walked on my back and cracked the hell out of it. Then her hands began getting a little friendly and soon enough she was licking every millimeter of my asshole while groping my balls. She gave me a wonderful rimjob and I decided enough was enough and turned over. I was pretty surprised with her DTBBBJ skills. I didn't even realize when she put the hat on my junior and she said it was time to fuck her good LOL. She get on top and began riding. Eventually she asked for it from behind. I turned her around and destroyed her from behind. She seemed like she could take the dick and she was not necessarily "tight" by my standards, so I rammed her real good and aggressively. I asked if she was ok and didn't mind and she said it was good, so on I went. Eventually I asked her to finish me off with a BBBJ. Which she did after removing the hat. I blew a tremendous load and she cleaned me up. Off I went as a happy camper.

Dropped. 6 for the house and $. 4 for Nana.

Lots of fun!

Flav.

**Batman6969** · 08-25-22 13:12

Originally Posted by ThatBroThere [View Original Post]

I've had plenty of 2 pop sessions, plenty of flirting with the women and even had some very special things occur that I wouldn't share with you lot because I know they only happened because I'm a good looking man. When I tell you I got shorted, it happened. I've been going there since they opened as well, went to MC as well. I have dozens upon dozens of posts with nothing but candid experiences of the events. The fact that you only post good things is much more questionable than NEVER having a bad experience. Sone girls aren't as pretty, some girls aren't as good, it's life. Maybe they had a bad day, maybe they're over sucking dick for money. I don't know or care. I'm there to spend my money, have a good time and leave.

I never said you weren't shorted I'm just saying I haven't been. Not yet anyway. The reason my posts are positive is because I make them positive. If you get the girls to like you they will make sure you have a nice experience. That's been my experience anyway and it works for me every time. But again YMMV.

**LittleBig** · 08-25-22 12:28

Originally Posted by ThatBroThere [View Original Post]

I've had plenty of 2 pop sessions, plenty of flirting with the women and even had some very special things occur that I wouldn't share with you lot because I know they only happened because I'm a good looking man. When I tell you I got shorted, it happened. I've been going there since they opened as well, went to MC as well. I have dozens upon dozens of posts with nothing but candid experiences of the events. The fact that you only post good things is much more questionable than NEVER having a bad experience. Sone girls aren't as pretty, some girls aren't as good, it's life. Maybe they had a bad day, maybe they're over sucking dick for money. I don't know or care. I'm there to spend my money, have a good time and leave.

Check your PM. It's about Batman6969.

**ThatBroThere** · 08-25-22 11:51

Originally Posted by Batman6969 [View Original Post]

I agree with Mkspins. I have been been going to MM on a regular basis since they opened and I can't remember ever being "hurried" especially when I'm seeing Amanda. The last time I was with Amanda we got the knock on the door and Amanda was still giving me a BBBJ. Got the second knock and I was literally filling her mouth with baby batter. Kiko was standing at the door saying something to Amanda in Chinese but Amanda couldn't answer her because she had my cock in her mouth. Kiko opens the door and says "hurry up you've gone way past your time" I think she was actually mad at us. It was actually pretty funny. But Amanda was determined to make sure I was happy regardless of being over our time. That girl loves her job but then again YMMV is very true.

I've had plenty of 2 pop sessions, plenty of flirting with the women and even had some very special things occur that I wouldn't share with you lot because I know they only happened because I'm a good looking man. When I tell you I got shorted, it happened. I've been going there since they opened as well, went to MC as well. I have dozens upon dozens of posts with nothing but candid experiences of the events. The fact that you only post good things is much more questionable than NEVER having a bad experience. Sone girls aren't as pretty, some girls aren't as good, it's life. Maybe they had a bad day, maybe they're over sucking dick for money. I don't know or care. I'm there to spend my money, have a good time and leave.

**Member #6280** · 08-25-22 11:41

Originally Posted by MkSpins [View Original Post]

Quality is always good. And like you said you "think" time went short. Mama san is there to make sure time does not run short. They run a tight ship there. Let's not draw conclusions based on perception.

He never said "think". You did. He said it couldn't have been more than 20 minutes from entry to bust and then she rushed him out. Not Kiko the mamsan. There have actually been several reports lately that made me question whether things are slipping. Most of the time you're right and the reports I read confirm it. But just because MOST of the time the quality is good, that doesn't mean a monger couldn't go in there and have a bad experience or feel rushed. We are here to share useful info. Sometimes that involves bad reports too even if the vast majority are good. I for one LIKE seeing the variations so I know what to expect going vs just assuming "the quality is always good" and then on some random occasion walk out feeling disappointed. We're not required to give ONLY positive reports even when it is a top spot in a given city.

**ThatBroThere** · 08-25-22 11:38

Originally Posted by MkSpins [View Original Post]

Quality is always good. And like you said you "think" time went short. Mama san is there to make sure time does not run short. They run a tight ship there. Let's not draw conclusions based on perception.

Let me clarify. I KNOW time went short. I looked at the time I walked in, and the time I was told to leave. I say think because I don't remember if it was 20 minutes or 22 minutes. It was that low. I've been there more times than I can count, I know when I'm shorted, buddy. Quality is not always good, I've had other bad sessions, but that was just disrespectful.