EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[ZzTopSterZz]

She's the real deal.

Real like she'll shove that plasma thing in your arm and scrub your face until it's raw or real like she's a legit massage therapist or real like this forum is a place to share information about Empson where a guy can get tugged, blown or f'd.

[Zeuss]

As we all know, this one has advertised for years on CL. I never actually dipped my toe into the water, as the photos were reported as inaccurate, or unattractive in person.

https://www.yelp.com/biz/lana-s-day-spa-wheeling-2

Anywho, I notice that the number in this Insta profile matches that old ad. Honestly, she looks like an attractive, mature Euro. Without blowing up her social media, does anyone know if this is an accurate representation?

https://www.instagram.com/lanadayspa.miami/

She's the real deal.

[Datsurman]

I think her name was Ela or Ella? Tall, think and great rack. She balooned during covid thought. Excellent massage.

To be clear, the 125 for 60 minutes includes L1, yes? Is more available? PM if you prefer.

https://www.thumbtack.com/il/crete/m...txt&surface=sp

Calming touch mobile.

[PeteMusk]

As we all know, this one has advertised for years on CL. I never actually dipped my toe into the water, as the photos were reported as inaccurate, or unattractive in person.

https://www.yelp.com/biz/lana-s-day-spa-wheeling-2

Anywho, I notice that the number in this Insta profile matches that old ad. Honestly, she looks like an attractive, mature Euro. Without blowing up her social media, does anyone know if this is an accurate representation?

https://www.instagram.com/lanadayspa.miami/

LOL. She has switched her number from a 786 florida number, to a 224 local, and back. And again. Etc. I have 2 burner phones. She asked me each time if I was in a house or apt. I told her apt one time and she said she only goes to house. The other number I said house, she said she only does apartment.

Seems either a trap, or she's a moron. Outcall inly, changing pics, multiple numbers. My memory also serves me that the last time you mentioned an ad that connected to the pics of the girl on Yelp, you said she was like Keith Richards face wise.

[Dr Manhattan]

As we all know, this one has advertised for years on CL. I never actually dipped my toe into the water, as the photos were reported as inaccurate, or unattractive in person.

https://www.yelp.com/biz/lana-s-day-spa-wheeling-2

Anywho, I notice that the number in this Insta profile matches that old ad. Honestly, she looks like an attractive, mature Euro. Without blowing up her social media, does anyone know if this is an accurate representation?

https://www.instagram.com/lanadayspa.miami/

[DoctorAssman]

Didn't Bodywise near Wicker Park once have some YMMV Euro action?

I can't do outcall, but I've seen this one and it always piqued my curiosity. Looks Ukrainian to me. Skip leaving your hotel, order in, and report back.

https://www.thumbtack.com/il/crete/m...txt&surface=sp

I think her name was Ela or Ella? Tall, think and great rack. She balooned during covid thought. Excellent massage.

[ZzTopSterZz]

RE: the second ad. Do you have a pic you can upload? Or another post that talks about her?

The phone # in the Niles ad links to this ad as well.

https://reacquires3.rssing.com/chan-...e108-live.html

Super sweet skinny Filipino w4 m 21.

♥— Hey. I'm michelle!—♥.

I have a one of a kind personality.

I'm 100% Filipino w / CLASSY & SASSY attitude.

•••► 1 OO%M€.

•••► Come see why I stand out from all the rest.

Blocked calls or text messages will not be answered!

312-459-2653 Come get your exotic treat today!

So older euro, younger Asia, or none of the above? I'm confused.

[Dr Manhattan]

There are some reviews on the Craigslist thread.

Here's mine.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...073&viewfull=1#post6045073.

Different gall. The basement dweller with the rubber gloves is in NB. Probably in her late 30's, early 40's. The older brunette is definitely 60 based on social media research.

[TooFull]

RE: the second ad. Do you have a pic you can upload? Or another post that talks about her?

There are some reviews on the Craigslist thread.

Here's mine.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...073&viewfull=1#post6045073.

[Dr Manhattan]

Dude, doc, you are reaching.

First one was mentioned recently in another forum, been around a long while and older.

Second one has been covered also, in another section. She is on pof, also talks about tantric massage. Goes by multiple names, another being sylvia. I'd upload a pic and everyone would be like "oh ya, her".

Noted. This slim market has me reaching indeed.

[MeNU469]

Dude, doc, you are reaching.

First one was mentioned recently in another forum, been around a long while and older.

Second one has been covered also, in another section. She is on pof, also talks about tantric massage. Goes by multiple names, another being sylvia. I'd upload a pic and everyone would be like "oh ya, her".

RE: the second ad. Do you have a pic you can upload? Or another post that talks about her?

[PeteMusk]

It's not 2010's level, but slowly and surely, CL seems to be picking up steam again. I can't seem to find anything that ties any past online ads to this number. New talent? Or old wine in a new bottle?

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/h...521437837.html

With a little sleuthing, I found that this Euro is in her early 60's, but doesn't look half bad judging from pre-covid era images. Solid looking brunette.

https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/h...520445848.html

Dude, doc, you are reaching.

First one was mentioned recently in another forum, been around a long while and older.

Second one has been covered also, in another section. She is on pof, also talks about tantric massage. Goes by multiple names, another being sylvia. I'd upload a pic and everyone would be like "oh ya, her".

[Dr Manhattan]

It's not 2010's level, but slowly and surely, CL seems to be picking up steam again. I can't seem to find anything that ties any past online ads to this number. New talent? Or old wine in a new bottle?

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/h...521437837.html

With a little sleuthing, I found that this Euro is in her early 60's, but doesn't look half bad judging from pre-covid era images. Solid looking brunette.

https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/h...520445848.html

[CanadianGuy]

Anyone seen her? Ads below.

https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chi...scorts/1213092

https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chi...scorts/1074509

I am sure these are super old photos cause the number brings up ads from many years ago with the same photos LOL. And then I came across this.

https://www.models-world.com/illinoi...ia-jacobson-2/

And the photos certainly look dated.

Curious if anyone has tried her.

[PeteMusk]

I've slowed my pace getting massages since covid, so my TOFTT bucket list is pretty long at this point. Sounds like you'll be near Norridge. There's a thread for that area too. Lots of Euro action around at one point. I'm not sure how it is now. Megi's used to be the place to go.

There was a small mini-mall location called Dorina's Euro Spa on Cumberland Avenue. Is that still in operation, or hold any promise? There's another place down the block called Splendor Salon & Spa. Based on social media, it looks staffed to the gills with Euro's. I can't determine if they offer massage.

Norridge operations got some heat 2 years ago. No fun allowed. https://patch.com/illinois/chicago/s...mmigrants-feds.

Norridge was a straight up operation in An apartment, not an emp. Nothing on the euro front that I'm aware of exists in that area, other than euro hotel rub type escorts that are covered on another forum, outside the scope of emp.

Plenty of cute Euros tho at bars or walking the HIP however, but nothing fun emp wise.