Massage Parlor Reports

[HeeJunk]

I don't post a lot because it's just all the same places with the same endings everyone's talking about anyway.

But I'm considering a 4 hands massage this afternoon, and I'm wondering if it's worth it or just extra money for the same old finish?

Google "law of diminishing marginal utility" and you will have your answer.

[Fitzie00]

I think the dividing line is, "what's the point?" As in some would rather go without than have someone unattractive. The point of the hobby is to pay people to leave, but if you are talking some random wilderbeast, just go to your local dive bar and grab anyone applicable for a quickie and drop them immediately as well. Less expensive too.

I saw this a lot in the SA thread, too, where people are posting asking about the absolute worst looking women on there and seemingly ignoring the 99 percent better looking people. It's like some people just aren't aiming higher and are thinking they can't do any better, even when paying for it.

Now if that's just someone's fetish or what they like, no issues, nobody is kink shaming anyone. It's just the guys that are settling for garbage; I don't get it.

The quality of women doing massages has dropped so much around here, I just quit since I'd just rather DIY than force my eyes closed and imagine someone else while on the table. I remember the Windsor days where you got actual attractive 20 somethings, or even that one place in Troy 4 or so years ago just north of 15 when actual attractive 20-30 Asian women were rotating in and out before it shut down. The choices now are just bad. Why even bother, imo.

Sometimes, some guys prefer to get a massage with a guaranteed finish from a woman who isn't going to rip them off or report them to LE, even if the woman is old and homely. I have a favorite place that I go to regularly and, while they're not stunners, I get what I want, how I like it, and I don't pay a fortune for it. Other times, I pay a little more for someone prettier and I take my chances.

I get that you can't bring yourself to see the older ones, but every guy is different.

[Picolo55]

I don't post a lot because it's just all the same places with the same endings everyone's talking about anyway.

But I'm considering a 4 hands massage this afternoon, and I'm wondering if it's worth it or just extra money for the same old finish?

[SamPerkins420]

https://adultsearch.com/michigan/det...y-rubs/1639735

Thanks, she looks good in the pics, pretty sure I never saw her.

[BigBootyFan]

All this talk is wild. Was she working out of a salon or a house / apartment? Really hope I never visited her LOL. Does she have any ads online & if so can someone share?

TIA.

https://adultsearch.com/michigan/det...y-rubs/1639735

[Sean1]

Can anyone pm me Jenny's number please in SCS? Thank you.

[Anthroman]

Went to Magic (8 Mile) at about 7:30 on a weeknight. Place was empty. Tina greeted me. Asked for Linda, but she was at on vacation. " Tina is petite, maybe 40. She was cute, so I paid her $80 for house. She asked what I wanted once we were in the room. I gave her $120 and said, "everything. " She asked for another $20, but I held and she was ok with it. She took me to the table shower and did a nice job. She was very thorough and spent some time cleaning / stroking my cock. Back in the room, I inquired about a second girl. I offered $100 more. She tried for more, and I thought I was out of luck, but no other customers were there and Tina raised her voice and spoke in Korean and then the other girl came in. Her name was Yumi. Yumi is a thick girl, but she had big natural titties. We went through 4 condoms as I went back and forth. F'd each one doggie and mish. They each took it pretty well and followed direction well. Each got a bit uncomfortable when I went deep from behind (I'm average length). Got oral from each. Yumi was the best Russian fuck I ever had. F'd those tits, without the condom while Tina played with my balls. Came between her tits and under her chin. Yum I left and Tina gave a massage for about 29 minutes. I got hard again and did a DIY while she put her tits in my face. Warm towel, bottle of water and done. Good time for $300 all in.

[YetAnotherGuy]

Ad: https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...troit/89127834.

Cali does regular or Nuru massages out of a little motel in mad heights. Good comms, great balance of her being super responsive but not too distracted with her phone while I was there. She's a hot little thing with fake blonde hair and a really nice ass and legs. After like four straight dates where I felt catfished this was a pleasant surprise. Pretty face too despite no face pics in the ad.

I did a hh Nuru which was 2, regular massage hh is 1.5. She told me after that an hour Nuru is 3.5 and for. 5 more she does FS, but she doesn't advertise that or do it for first timers I think. Anyway, this was my first Nuru so it was great. Very oily obviously but a lot of fun. Not entirely sure of the point of the body slide on the back, but on the flip her body slide was amazing. I just can't get over that she was actually a hottie. Let's you shower after which is a necessity. Outside of the place looks rundown but the inside is nice, she has a table, and it didn't smell too smoky. Have fun out there.

[BrettChase]

Hey all,

I'll be in Troy / mad heights area tonight and was wondering if there were any providers in Troy or Madison heights that you would recommend?

Probably will end up at shiatsu but ideally there is an independent that isn't Asian. I know, it's a tall order.

[SpasRhealing]

Is sarah still in business? Lord knows Im not going back to see Lia since that boyfriend uploaded videos of my naked ass to pornhub. lmfao

Anyone hear from waterford Sarah now that she has moved west?

[SamPerkins420]

All this talk is wild. Was she working out of a salon or a house / apartment? Really hope I never visited her LOL. Does she have any ads online & if so can someone share?

TIA.

[Member #6244]

I don't know about you buddy, but I don't have time to report out on every nut I bust.

Neither do I buddy. You have more post on here than I do LOL. Your response is not even relevant to my post. You're just tryna talk shit. Talking about one female not "every nut you bust" get the fuck on

[Telecaster]

How literally NO ONE shared explicit details about their sessions with Lia until her disgruntled "boyfriend" posted that nonsense in the forum. So what gives? Are we here to help each other out or is it just a dick measuring contest? I'm not looking for anything more than DIY but damn the way yall hold out on information until you want to brag is incredible LOL.

I don't know about you buddy, but I don't have time to report out on every nut I bust.

[LoVecchio]

https://michigan.sugarnights.com/escorts/sarah-sinn Odd she has not aged in 10 years LOL.

Notice that the ad was last updated four-and-a-half years ago. I saw her once many years ago. She was a good time but simply too far away for me to be a repeat customer.

[Liquor Lotto]

Has anyone actually spoken to Leah recently? Does she even know this is going on?