Massage Parlor Reports

[TullyBlanchard]

It's hard to find. It's a small building attached to a larger building that has a lighting company and a psychic reader in it. I took a shot about a month ago. Shitty massage 2/10. More of a rub. Standard HE, but did let the girls out after demanding tip up front. I offered more, but said that was the menu. FWIW she was younger and not bad on the yes. Not worth it IMO.

What was the damage (door fee + tip)?

[VcyClonn]

13 & Orchard Massage place.

Lady is old (50's) , ugly, and prude. Only HE offered. Left early and got a refund. Big head won. Her name's Nancy.

12 & Southfield MH massage.

Again. Ugly lady (50's, maybe late 40's). Wanted 180 for CBJ (in addition. 8 house fee). My eyes almost popped out of my head. Stopped her. Got a full refund. She tried to ask for. 2 tip and I looked at her like she was an idiot and left. Big head won.

Saigon.

I've known Tiffany for a LONG time. She recognized me even though it's been a few years. Made me wait over 30 min. By the time she came to get me I was already dressed and on my way out. She told me come back later. Come on Tiffany, you should have treated me better. You know that. We go back. I even called ahead. I'm not sure I'll ever go back.

Finally went to Dearborn to the place on Monroe St. Ugly, older lady with no curves. Got a terrible massage. Back is probably worse. My hot dog was too oily and UTC too was available. Useless HE. 5 damage tip + . 6 house fee.

What a wasteful day. The Detroit game absolutely sucks ass so much so I want to quit this hobby because there's no thrill anymore.

Can't agree more on 13 & Orchard one. Have seen a few from there. But the latest one (50 yr old atleast) is a money hungry lady. Latest visit, she hardly did any massage and it was more like a light bodyrub with very less or no teasing. Also within no time asked to flip and stood still asking tip to proceed further. She wanted $50 minimum and if touching her then extra money on top of it. Overall bad massage and bad ending. Not seeing her again. Cheers.

[SzGino]

Toki: Went through the agency that I shared before. Not a very firm massage and on the flip was only OTC with HE. Asked about Nuru and other services and she was not excited to discuss and said the Nuru was with a g string on and was just rubbing. So 260 for not all that much more in my opinion.

Bella Touch: Older about mid 30's early 40. GOOD massage, back walking and what not. Very good. The HE after the flip was nice but only OTC.

Colleen? I think was her name at the "Be your best" in Southfield. Same place as Toki. Massage was decent. Not bad, NOT fantastic. After the flip a little chit chat, the girls were released and a HE included a BJ with some DT. 2 bills. A touch expensive. But I would repeat as there might be more with her if she knows you and is more comfortable as this was our first meet. I also think she might freelance outside of the "office".

[JoeTruck]

Betting this is disgruntled bf who wants her legit and to keep the talent all to himself. Probably. Can't blame him, I'd do the same.

Captain save a hoe. Love it.

[Liquor Lotto]

https://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/b...520566168.html

Anyone try kelly?

[Joey King]

They do not have a name or sign yet. They share a parking lot with a state farm agency that can be accessed from both sides of Gratiot. It is about 2 blocks north of where SB Gratiot crosses the river.

As you travel south and pass Kibbee St. It is on your left just pass the used car place. Pull into parking lot for the insurance place. It is in a Grey building attached to larger Lighting store and faces north and is not easily visible while driving on Gratiot.

[OnAnonAnon]

Betting this is disgruntled bf who wants her legit and to keep the talent all to himself. Probably. Can't blame him, I'd do the same.

Agree.

There is no obligation to participate in an investigation. If indeed arrest for not participating, it is an illegal arrest and will be tossed.

- Exercising the 4th Amendment (I do not consent to a search of my phone, computer, car, home, whatever) is not obstruction or interfering.

- Exercising the 5th Amendment (I do not answer questions) is not obstruction or interfering. Seriously, STFU.

- Exercising the 6th Amendment (to have an attorney present) is not obstruction or interfering.

[Lamarr]

Unfortunately the guy is telling the truth. I to got a call on Sunday from hazel park police about an investigation of money exchange for sexual favors apparently the douch b / f gave documented phone number, times, dates and videos. I have an appointment for Wednesday with them and if I don't show up there will be a warrant for my arrest for not cooperating with an active investigation that I am part of. MTF if I can only get my hands on that guy. I just went through an expensive as divorce and now I got to pay more money and lawyers.

Betting this is disgruntled bf who wants her legit and to keep the talent all to himself. Probably. Can't blame him, I'd do the same.

[Lia123]

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[CommonSteve666]

Unfortunately the guy is telling the truth. I to got a call on Sunday from hazel park police about an investigation of money exchange for sexual favors apparently the douch b / f gave documented phone number, times, dates and videos. I have an appointment for Wednesday with them and if I don't show up there will be a warrant for my arrest for not cooperating with an active investigation that I am part of. MTF if I can only get my hands on that guy. I just went through an expensive as divorce and now I got to pay more money and lawyers.

I understand they give deep, thorough cavity searches while you're there. Elbow deep. You'll be wearing adult diapers for six months afterwards.

[The New World]

I doubt the boyfriend turned his personal investigation over to the police, and the police jumped on it.

This is your first report, a new account.

I'm not looking for a new girl right now, but after all this drama, I would like to meet her.

Unfortunately the guy is telling the truth. I to got a call on Sunday from hazel park police about an investigation of money exchange for sexual favors apparently the douch b / f gave documented phone number, times, dates and videos. I have an appointment for Wednesday with them and if I don't show up there will be a warrant for my arrest for not cooperating with an active investigation that I am part of. MTF if I can only get my hands on that guy. I just went through an expensive as divorce and now I got to pay more money and lawyers.

[Member #6244]

How literally NO ONE shared explicit details about their sessions with Lia until her disgruntled "boyfriend" posted that nonsense in the forum. So what gives? Are we here to help each other out or is it just a dick measuring contest? I'm not looking for anything more than DIY but damn the way yall hold out on information until you want to brag is incredible LOL.

[Member #6244]

Seems to be a hot topic lately on this board, so I thought I would offer my $0. 02 worth.

Agree she's not young, and maybe not a 10 "MILF" either. Massage may not be the best either.

On the flip side (pun intended) the location is safe, you don't smell like an ashtray when you leave or have to worry about a killer pimp or dealer outside. I never left without a "bad ending" and never left more than a hundo /20, all my appointments were kept, and the shower "thingy" is a nice perk.

I don't like anyone being ran down that I feel truly doesn't deserve it, I have no vested interest here, just want to offer my perspective.

Show me a 25-44 year old "hot" provider that is in a safe place, no drug issues, actually will keep the appointment (dependable), and I can leave with out a full on bank transfer for the appointment and I will be more than happy to give it a try. Seriously guys, let me know I am truly interested.

Natasha. Not sure of her age but I would guess mid 40's at the oldest. I am by no means a Natasha advocate I feel like she's overrated but she definitely blows nuru lady out of the water. Nuru Lady is a nice enough woman but the reality is she's a bit crusty.

[MichiganGuy30]

Seems to be a hot topic lately on this board, so I thought I would offer my $0. 02 worth.

Agree she's not young, and maybe not a 10 "MILF" either. Massage may not be the best either.

On the flip side (pun intended) the location is safe, you don't smell like an ashtray when you leave or have to worry about a killer pimp or dealer outside. I never left without a "bad ending" and never left more than a hundo /20, all my appointments were kept, and the shower "thingy" is a nice perk.

I don't like anyone being ran down that I feel truly doesn't deserve it, I have no vested interest here, just want to offer my perspective.

Show me a 25-44 year old "hot" provider that is in a safe place, no drug issues, actually will keep the appointment (dependable), and I can leave with out a full on bank transfer for the appointment and I will be more than happy to give it a try. Seriously guys, let me know I am truly interested.

[StevesWorld1]

Unfortunately the guy is telling the truth. I to got a call on Sunday from hazel park police about an investigation of money exchange for sexual favors apparently the douch b / f gave documented phone number, times, dates and videos. I have an appointment for Wednesday with them and if I don't show up there will be a warrant for my arrest for not cooperating with an active investigation that I am part of. MTF if I can only get my hands on that guy. I just went through an expensive as divorce and now I got to pay more money and lawyers.