Massage Parlor Reports

**Member #6244** · 08-15-22 21:09

How literally NO ONE shared explicit details about their sessions with Lia until her disgruntled "boyfriend" posted that nonsense in the forum. So what gives? Are we here to help each other out or is it just a dick measuring contest? I'm not looking for anything more than DIY but damn the way yall hold out on information until you want to brag is incredible LOL.

**Member #6244** · 08-15-22 21:05

Originally Posted by MichiganGuy30 [View Original Post]

Seems to be a hot topic lately on this board, so I thought I would offer my $0. 02 worth.

Agree she's not young, and maybe not a 10 "MILF" either. Massage may not be the best either.

On the flip side (pun intended) the location is safe, you don't smell like an ashtray when you leave or have to worry about a killer pimp or dealer outside. I never left without a "bad ending" and never left more than a hundo /20, all my appointments were kept, and the shower "thingy" is a nice perk.

I don't like anyone being ran down that I feel truly doesn't deserve it, I have no vested interest here, just want to offer my perspective.

Show me a 25-44 year old "hot" provider that is in a safe place, no drug issues, actually will keep the appointment (dependable), and I can leave with out a full on bank transfer for the appointment and I will be more than happy to give it a try. Seriously guys, let me know I am truly interested.

Natasha. Not sure of her age but I would guess mid 40's at the oldest. I am by no means a Natasha advocate I feel like she's overrated but she definitely blows nuru lady out of the water. Nuru Lady is a nice enough woman but the reality is she's a bit crusty.

**MichiganGuy30** · 08-15-22 19:55

Seems to be a hot topic lately on this board, so I thought I would offer my $0. 02 worth.

Agree she's not young, and maybe not a 10 "MILF" either. Massage may not be the best either.

On the flip side (pun intended) the location is safe, you don't smell like an ashtray when you leave or have to worry about a killer pimp or dealer outside. I never left without a "bad ending" and never left more than a hundo /20, all my appointments were kept, and the shower "thingy" is a nice perk.

I don't like anyone being ran down that I feel truly doesn't deserve it, I have no vested interest here, just want to offer my perspective.

Show me a 25-44 year old "hot" provider that is in a safe place, no drug issues, actually will keep the appointment (dependable), and I can leave with out a full on bank transfer for the appointment and I will be more than happy to give it a try. Seriously guys, let me know I am truly interested.

**StevesWorld1** · 08-15-22 18:55

Unfortunately the guy is telling the truth. I to got a call on Sunday from hazel park police about an investigation of money exchange for sexual favors apparently the douch b / f gave documented phone number, times, dates and videos. I have an appointment for Wednesday with them and if I don't show up there will be a warrant for my arrest for not cooperating with an active investigation that I am part of. MTF if I can only get my hands on that guy. I just went through an expensive as divorce and now I got to pay more money and lawyers.

**Hemingwayy** · 08-15-22 18:40

Originally Posted by UltraFind77 [View Original Post]

I couldn't find it either!

Make sure you type in southbound gratiot not south gratiot.

**Member #6291** · 08-15-22 18:36

In my mind, she is the demarcation line of what exactly mongers are looking for in this hobby. If you read reviews of her and think "wow, now THAT'S for me! Then you and I simply cannot relate. But I appreciate the fact that we all have different desires. For an unending list of providers who fall on that side of the line, scroll through the street walkers thread sometime.

Originally Posted by BuddyBoy904 [View Original Post]

Hey guys,

I had a bad dream today.

I dreamt that I did not listen to fellow friends who warned that the downriver Nuru Lady was ancient.

In my dream she was exactly as described probably close to age 70.

I asked Repetitively are you sure you are the downriver Lady? I froze in horror. Then, thinking quickly I said I'm a Medicare agent how can I help you. I left. No wait, I ran.

I believe I had this bad dream because somebody said they revisited her recently, and spoke of a good time.

I am not sure why I had a bad dream when someone had a good visit. I just hope nobody else has a bad dream like mine.

**Hemingwayy** · 08-15-22 18:30

Originally Posted by MidgetMike [View Original Post]

It's hard to find. It's a small building attached to a larger building that has a lighting company and a psychic reader in it. I took a shot about a month ago. Shitty massage 2/10. More of a rub. Standard HE, but did let the girls out after demanding tip up front. I offered more, but said that was the menu. FWIW she was younger and not bad on the yes. Not worth it IMO.

I had a little trouble finding this place. My visit was with a very pretty slim young Chinese girl. The massage was so-so and the little head did the negotiating for HE. I paid way too much. Sixty for massage and one twenty for HE. The one consolation was that she let me remove her shorts and panties but no FIV. I left very satisfied but probably won't return because of the price. I believe more is available but at a high price.

**MagnifiRod** · 08-15-22 18:23

Originally Posted by Telecaster [View Original Post]

If there is video out there its going to show my dreams with her where she gave a CBJ the first time and CBJ / cfs the next.

When I got my first BJ from her she begged me not to tell but since the dam has broke, ya she will do that and more. She isn't that good at it but she doesn't charge extra for it. For CFS, she'll take another 60 and use her coconut oil bc you will need it.

**Member #6244** · 08-15-22 18:17

Originally Posted by BuddyBoy904 [View Original Post]

Hey guys,

I had a bad dream today.

I dreamt that I did not listen to fellow friends who warned that the downriver Nuru Lady was ancient.

In my dream she was exactly as described probably close to age 70.

I asked Repetitively are you sure you are the downriver Lady? I froze in horror. Then, thinking quickly I said I'm a Medicare agent how can I help you. I left. No wait, I ran.

I believe I had this bad dream because somebody said they revisited her recently, and spoke of a good time.

I am not sure why I had a bad dream when someone had a good visit. I just hope nobody else has a bad dream like mine.

Yea she's a little gremlin, I have no Idea what the appeal is.

**MassageLvr124** · 08-15-22 17:48

Been here one other time wondering how it went for you guys I got standard HE here but is anything else available on the menu? Over text they did mention a standing shower too. Let me know how your experiences went. Inboxing is ok too.

**TeeTime69** · 08-15-22 16:21

Locations in Walled Lake and Waterford too.

Originally Posted by MidgetMike [View Original Post]

It's hard to find. It's a small building attached to a larger building that has a lighting company and a psychic reader in it. I took a shot about a month ago. Shitty massage 2/10. More of a rub. Standard HE, but did let the girls out after demanding tip up front. I offered more, but said that was the menu. FWIW she was younger and not bad on the yes. Not worth it IMO.

**BuddyBoy904** · 08-15-22 15:30

Hey guys,

I had a bad dream today.

I dreamt that I did not listen to fellow friends who warned that the downriver Nuru Lady was ancient.

In my dream she was exactly as described probably close to age 70.

I asked Repetitively are you sure you are the downriver Lady? I froze in horror. Then, thinking quickly I said I'm a Medicare agent how can I help you. I left. No wait, I ran.

I believe I had this bad dream because somebody said they revisited her recently, and spoke of a good time.

I am not sure why I had a bad dream when someone had a good visit. I just hope nobody else has a bad dream like mine.

**MidgetMike** · 08-15-22 14:54

It's hard to find. It's a small building attached to a larger building that has a lighting company and a psychic reader in it. I took a shot about a month ago. Shitty massage 2/10. More of a rub. Standard HE, but did let the girls out after demanding tip up front. I offered more, but said that was the menu. FWIW she was younger and not bad on the yes. Not worth it IMO.

Originally Posted by Vajuxo [View Original Post]

I tried to locate a place that advertises on Southbound Gratiot the other day.

Runs adds on Rubsguide in Clinton Twp.

MC addresses are a little confusing IMO, southbound M-3 has the same address number both north and south of Church.

I looked at both locations and didn't see anything obvious.

Anyone have any experience with this place?

**UltraFind77** · 08-15-22 14:34

Originally Posted by Vajuxo [View Original Post]

I tried to locate a place that advertises on Southbound Gratiot the other day.

Runs adds on Rubsguide in Clinton Twp.

MC addresses are a little confusing IMO, southbound M-3 has the same address number both north and south of Church.

I looked at both locations and didn't see anything obvious.

Anyone have any experience with this place?

I couldn't find it either!

**UltraFind77** · 08-15-22 14:33

Originally Posted by BigBoobLover [View Original Post]

If you are talking about the one on 21 Mile just east of Van Dyke I have stopped there a few times, make sure to tell them you have been there a few times before. Ask for Betty or Nea, both did a good massage and standard HE.

I have always gotten a HE. Always get naked and try to stroke their leg when they are close to your hands but go easy not over kill.