Massage Parlor Reports

[Monkeyboy1977]

Lucky Spa Cornell. One time with an old lady. She was ugly as sin and complained that my whopper jr. (3. 5") was too big. She was pretty old, 60's at least. Not fun. . 7.

Jeebus. There's needs to be a rule. No boinking of grannys over 60 if they're ugly as sin. Take your money and run!

Beaverton Foot. I had an old grandma. Decent rack, but with a granny pouch and lacking in the rear.

Again, take your money and run. Avoid grannys, unless you're into them.

Red Rose Crystal Heart. Place is not good. Old granny with a c section scar led me in. Massage was bad. Open menu with saran wrap. Pay too much for no saran wrap. On very busy street for your walk of shame. $. 9.

I saw this granny. She had blue C sec scar on her tummy. Turned around and went downstairs. She also has severe bad breath when I met her.

[Zizou2]

Checked out the spot near the DMV next to Sunset Strip. Didn't catch her name but she looked about 40 years old, slim body, no great features. Led me to a room where I flipped on the lights to check the towels and was met with some disgusting sights. Asked her to change the sheets and she hurriedly got some more from the back. These passed the visual check (god knows if they actually were clean though). Bad massage, standard ending. Don't get curious about this spot.

[WarpFactor69]

Visited this place. Two working, one was the boss and 40's chubbier. I'd estimate Tina is 30's instead of late 20's. She actually didn't look that good with what she was wearing (some tights), but once she took it off, she looked decent. Not hard-body slim, but still reasonably slim.

Same thoughts about Tina, overall. Pleasant girl, good detailed massage. Everything is available, but I probably won't repeat. No complaints, but nothing special enough to drive across town. Also met the thicker heavier girl. She has a nice personality but I'm not attracted to her.

On a related note, still waiting to hear back from the guy that wanted to exchange AMP information.

[OneOne9]

Been there a couple of times. 170 is your total. Its a brothel not a massage place. Same quality of girls as most around. Just no question about if its happening or not.

I've text'd ahead both times. Not sure how a walk in would go.

Is this a 30 minute session?

[Dexxzy]

A little effort goes a long way. Anyhow, go to this place and ask for Tina. I had a long chat with her and learned that she's trying to have the American dream and a thriving business. Normally I'd keep this place to myself because she is so damn sexy, but she struck a cord with me. Most of these girls have had a much harder life than anyone of us. Anyhow, be good to her and help her biz. She is like 5'2", and has a tight little body. I went back again and she was wearing a little skirt...

Visited this place. Two working, one was the boss and 40's chubbier. I'd estimate Tina is 30's instead of late 20's. She actually didn't look that good with what she was wearing (some tights), but once she took it off, she looked decent. Not hard-body slim, but still reasonably slim.

I stopped in a few days ago, met a taller attractive lady and a shorter thicker one. The taller one got an attitude when she realized I did not have time to stay. I would have returned if she had not talked under breath in Chinese about me. Let us know if you take her for a test drive.

Did the taller one. Nice enough, but has a bit of a belly. However, if taller (estimate at least 5'7) Asian gals are your thing, then you might check her out. Not many as tall as her working.

[Monkeyboy1977]

Is there a best time to find the hotties there? I stopped by last night but there appeared to be only a granny working.

I went there this afternoon and got a Malay girl there. She's got to be less than 35. . 6 for hr plus 1 for BJ. I didn't see your granny there. Maybe you ran into mamasan?

[OneOne9]

I have been mongering for a while, figured I would join the community.


Lan Xin Vancouv. Next to Sunny. Same morning. Got an old grandma. Not attractive but had a nice personality. Open safe menu. $$.

I did a recon here recently also. There was the provider with the nice personality and a bigger lady. It was just a recon so I did not stay. Room rates are 40/30 60/60.

[ProbablyKnot]

This is a brand new place Coco Spa.

Are you willin TOFTT?

Been there a couple of times. 170 is your total. Its a brothel not a massage place. Same quality of girls as most around. Just no question about if its happening or not.

I've text'd ahead both times. Not sure how a walk in would go.

[Amp Guide]

Near the corner of like 63rd and hwy 99 usually its been a nice place. The girl was overworked and answering the phone too much. Not the most relaxing massage. Why are Chineese and Russian so prone to YELL into the phone. She answered at least 10 calls and texts left the room Oh well. New girls come and go. I will just wait till the staff changes.

[GuavaMan]

I have been mongering for a while, figured I would join the community.

Recently I have been hitting it pretty hard. All reviews within last 2 weeks.

Lucky Spa Cornell. I have been here 3 times. Twice with a middle aged lady. She has a pretty nice rack and puts on a decent performance. Her face is caked in makeup but you can still see she is old. BB services can be had if you have the scratch $$. 5 . One time with an old lady. She was ugly as sin and complained that my whopper jr. (3. 5") was too big. She was pretty old, 60's at least. Not fun. . 7.

Beaverton Foot. I have been here once. Street parking is slim and neighbourhood seems to be busy at all times of the day. I had an old grandma. Decent rack, but with a granny pouch and lacking in the rear. HJ only, but "next time" everything available. Bring your own raincoat if you want to get wet. . 9.

Red Rose Crystal Heart. Place is not good. Old granny with a c section scar led me in. Massage was bad. Open menu with saran wrap. Pay too much for no saran wrap. On very busy street for your walk of shame. $. 9.

Sunny Vancouver. Strip mall joint. Went on weekend morning. Got some older lady. She had some saggy tits and no ass. Was a decent time and my style of massage. Come in, order, leave. There was a cute spinner, but she was with another client. $$.

Lan Xin Vancouv. Next to Sunny. Same morning. Got an old grandma. Not attractive but had a nice personality. Open safe menu. $$.

[OneOne9]

I was in the area and in the mood for a massage w / o extras. I had an excellent massage at their sister store Elegance so I thought why not? Mia is a slim friendly grannie with a big smile under her mask. She has a lot of reviews on rubmaps but I cannot read them. Anyway, just an average massage at best with nothing to indicate there are extras to be had. 40/30 + $10 tip For some reason I think the service improves with a 60 minute session but I'm undecided if I will repeat to find out.

[FunGuy6]

I'm a west side guy, but this sounded interesting. Full Service 168.

http://pinkbodyrubs.com/ads/10979

This is a brand new place Coco Spa.

Are you willin TOFTT?

[TigardMale]

I'm a west side guy, but this sounded interesting. Full Service 168.

http://pinkbodyrubs.com/ads/10979

[MrBigPdx]

Wanted to gather a bit more intel on place near NW 19th and Quimby. As I said in my previous post, I am going to try and contribute more. Honestly I read a lot of posts here and don't understand the difficulties many have. Maybe I am just lucky but I seem to always find the young sexy AF girls who are sweet and not greedy. Have plenty of intel so feel free to PM me so we can share Knowledge. I'm also in shape, groomed, and make sure I'm freshly showered and smelling good. A little effort goes a long way. Anyhow, go to this place and ask for Tina. I had a long chat with her and learned that she's trying to have the American dream and a thriving business. Normally I'd keep this place to myself because she is so damn sexy, but she struck a cord with me. Most of these girls have had a much harder life than anyone of us. Anyhow, be good to her and help her biz. She is like 5'2", and has a tight little body. I went back again and she was wearing a little skirt. So short you could see the bottom of her ass. Really got me going. Again massage was very relaxing and the extras were amazing. I'm pretty big and she knows how to work it. Again, she's got something about "Daddies." LOL. When your having your fun, say, "Your daddy told me to come see you because you've been a bad girl." shit like that. Not sure why but it's hot.

[BillJ1984]

Stopped by the Blue and Star on the Westside. It was ok got a medium hard massage and standard finish with some cocos out. Stopped by ZFM very weak massage and boring standard finish. She's gotten very stingy with her extras. Idk why tho.