Massage Parlor Reports

[DogBert25]

I have seen a few of the ladies below. My experience:

Lisa: No FS on first visit, but then ok with the price of her Nuru service.

Pim Thai: some extras available but not FS, or at least not for me.

Annie: FS available but is firm on an extra $200.

Nysha (not listed below): no FS on first visit, but then OK for an extra $100.

A bit confused: Is Pim Thai the place in downtown McLean in an office park? It had a sign in front & women were going in there. I knocked on the door and a very pretty girl told me to "go next door," which I did. Got the sense that the place is totally therapeutic.

[BuckyLarsonJr]

I have the (bad) habit of using logic in AMP ads— if they are advertising a lot, then they must be eager for your business? Right? Not. I fell for it again. In the Vienna area and had seen lots of recent ads for "NOVA's best kept secret" at G&G. I found it and was greeted by an attractive older MMS. I was able to walk in and paid the .8 for an Hr. Turns out it wasn't the MMS but the provider. I assumed she was the only one there. I was disappointed, but tend to let things play out to see how they go. Decent massage with some back walking and plenty of over-complimentary "you so strong" talk (I'm not). On the flip she asked if I had been there before. I admitted I had not been there, but get a lot of massages. She asked if I "only" want massage "or" and grabbed jr looking for the answer. I responded in the affirmative. To be clear— since I could see her at this point— she was way older than most providers, like 50+ easily. She kept her mask on, but I could tell she was an attractive woman. She was probably smokie hot 30 years ago. At some point she dropped her shorts and I saw that she indeed had the flat back side of a 50+ Asian woman. Pass. She was doing a very skilled job with her hands and I made note that she really knew what she was doing— slow and playful, not your younger girl robot jackhammer. I was enjoying it, but I can last and was taking my time. She pulled up her blouse and bra to reveal still nice large probably naturals. I say "probably" because I didn't partake. Weird, I know, I'm not usually an age snob, but in this case just let her do all the work. And she was really good at it, eventually coaxing a release that I couldn't hold back from. She cleaned me up with a hot towel and left the room while I dressed. It occurred to me that she had never mentioned a tip or extra. Nice touch. She came back and offered me water. I tipped her as we walked to the front and saw another lady in the office— a BBW that was younger, but still 40's. Nothing IMO to lure me back. I did not ask about anything further than HE nor about the other girl. Part of me feels like a dope for falling for all the ads (I know the pics won't ever be real) and part of me feels like she did a nice job, just without the thrill of someone younger. Part of me feels bad for being a snob about her being older, but. I won't go back, can't recommend it even though the HE was first rate. No secret to be found here.

[AvgJoe123]

I finally got in to see Celine at Palace massage in Mclean. She is working solo for the most part so trying to get an appointment is hard. Yes, she is thin with no ass and pimple tits but she does look young. And she wore a mask throughout the session. It's 60 for 30 minutes so I opted to try her out for the 30 minute session. They do have a table shower. She went straight into soft touch mode. I was expecting at least some sort of effort with a legit massage but I guess it's something you have to ask.

Off came her dress and she quoted me 100 for DATY / DATO. She wouldn't take 80. I agreed as at this point, I might as well sample her since I'm there already. She is shaven and she enjoyed my DATY, having convulsed when she came. I clean her a-hole as well, which she seemed to enjoyed. She said to bring more money next time but she would include P2P for the 100 tip rate. She did a nice edging and then grinded away and she was amazed how long I was able to hold off until popping.

I would say for the price, it's not the most bang for your buck.

Anyone have any experience with Palace? I haven't seen any recent posts regarding this spa, and it comes up with 1 recent post on RM. Ch. I think of VA spas being mostly old, very old, providers, in comparison to MD, especially GB. I would like to check it out but don't want to be disappointed. Their phone number voice Mail isn't even set up and couldn't leave a message and didn't get a return call.

[TheOuroboros]

So my main goal appears to be hunting down ACS and AMPs in order to find out this hidden spa in Arlington blvd.

I've been texting random ACS ads in the area hoping for one of them to give me this address but after 6-7 attempts I came up dry.

But, Unwavered I dug up an old bedpage ad number that I thought could be the right place. Negative. But the address they did give me was for a massage place on Main Street in FFX. I well versed in the AMPs in the area, or at least I thought I was. This one was new to me and they don't seem to advertise so I figured what the hell and made my way there. Wasn't the main goal but I felt liked I earned the hiatus.

So this place is in an medical office plaza right next to a HS located all the way in the back. The place has a camera located on the outside with a dingy sign that's simply read "health massage spa" I enter in here and there's a lobby with 2 doors, and 2 more cameras. I thought it a bit overkill, but I figured that's a good sign to letting you know that extras are offered so I rang the bell to the door on the left and a cute middle aged Chinese lady answered the door sporting short shorts and tiny pigtails. Not the cutest but far from ugly. Enough to get me to stay while little head did the piloting. I paid the. 5. She told me her name was Mia.

HH fee for the massage and she treated me to a mediocre rub. Got bored 20 min into and decided to slide my hand up her thigh under the short shorts and play with her ass. This got me in the mood so I flipped and began to undo her shorts and lift up her shirt.

She stopped me and begin the whole "tip? Tip? Tip?" Spiel. Always a mood killer but I guess I had to play the negotiation mini game before I could proceed. She wanted $. 5 for FS and I told her that's too much. She wouldn't agree to my $. 2 counter offer so I told her I'm good then and proceeded to get dressed. Guys don't let little head win. Any gal over 40 here in nova (bombshells excluded) isn't worth more than $. 2 for FS. If you can't get it for $. 2 you can go somewhere else that does. And that's exactly what I told her. She starting giving me a pouty face and I simply told her $. 2 and were game otherwise I leave and you end up with zilch. She finally agreed and went off to get the condom.

She's petite, nice small Bs and had a Vag that was both loose and tight. It was interesting. It went in without a problem but after a few pumps it squeezed up like a shriveled grape and she starting shaking in ecstasy. So I genuinely made her orgasm with little effort which only turned me on more. I had her hop on top and then flipped her around a few times before finishing in missionary.

It was fun and I had wished she made less of a stink about tip negotiations and just let loose with the fun and I would have tipped her no problem. Would have made the experience a 10/10 but because of the little outburst I have to rate the entire thing a 6/10.

Might repeat. But I still have a mission that I'm compelled to complete.

Contributing members can PM me for the address and number of this place if interested.

[Eerock]

Looks to be the lower floor place.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/fal.../22538677.html

Had a second stint at DBS, located at 6105 Arlington Blvd.

I like the convenient office setting which makes for easy parking and a McDonald's right next door. Who doesn't like to chow down on a Big Mac after little Mac is taken care of?

But anyway. Kiki and I go way back. Age is sadly starting to take a toll on her but she still has some nice big natural double Ds that I got to play with while she was cranking my yank. She used to be non FS but offered it to me I guess since she's got to compete with still sexy and (slightly) younger coco. Coco is better looking but Kiki isn't ugly. She's definitely a bit more flabby now and while she looks good for her age (mid 50's) you can tell she's no spring chicken anymore. But Coco's tits are manufactured. Kiki's big teddies are natural, and I always prefer my ladies natural. Nevertheless I can't recommend this spa enough. MMS always takes care of me. And the massage is pretty good and still a bargain for the hour at. 7. YMMV but extras will run you about $. 2 if you opt for the full menu.

[MikeWhiskey]

Pics aren't real, but she is a MILF hottie. Her big boobs are very nice.

Went and saw her. Great massage. Extras are offered, but they are pricey.

[Eerock]

The next building over to the east is a Montessori School.

Had a second stint at DBS, located at 6105 Arlington Blvd.

I like the convenient office setting which makes for easy parking and a McDonald's right next door. Who doesn't like to chow down on a Big Mac after little Mac is taken care of?

But anyway. Kiki and I go way back. Age is sadly starting to take a toll on her but she still has some nice big natural double Ds that I got to play with while she was cranking my yank. She used to be nonFS but offered it to me I guess since she's got to compete with still sexy and (slightly) younger coco. Coco is better looking but Kiki isn't ugly. She's definitely a bit more flabby now and while she looks good for her age (mid 50's) you can tell she's no spring chicken anymore. But cocos tits are manufactured. Kiki's big teddies are natural, and I always prefer my ladies natural. Nevertheless I can't recommend this spa enough. MMS always takes care of me. And the massage is pretty good and still a bargain for the hour at. 7. YMMV but extras will run you about $. 2 if you opt for the full menu.

Interestingly enough, just downstairs from the building MMS mentioned there's a "business" downstairs that isn't a spa but does only boom boom. As I walking out a woman happened to be going inside and I caught a glimpse of an Asian girl wearing a leopard dress, short skirt and big fake boobs peeking out from the vestige. She had a rose tattoo on her arm and while I tried to follow up and inquire about the place she shoos me away and shuts the door on my face bolting it shut with a hard click. An interesting way to tell me to fuck off without saying any words.

I couldn't find any information about this place so they're trying to keep this place a secret but if anyone has any intel. I'd love to be let in the loop on this.

That's all I got for now, love to do a review of this other place but until I get the password (it's not Open Sesame) I'm all out of luck.

[DecentManhood]

Ji Ji is still around but she rebranded completely and works independently from all the other Thais now AFAIK. She goes by Carol / Bonjour Carol now and charges a lot more than she used to.

That's really her? I saw the new Carol profile on the oTHER site. Now I highly question those accounts who gave 9/10 reviews. Frankly I don't mind pay 3+ for GFE with her, but 5 is just outrageous. We have a GPS pandemic in NOVA.

[Quriusmrk]

I've been going to PT in Fairfax pretty regularly. There's one lady there who does a good job and is reasonable. However there's a new "alpha" lady there who I see as a problem. The standard damage for a CBJ and DATY at PT is 1.2. (I've had BBBJ & DATY for the same 1. 2 at other places.) The first time I met the alpa, who today called herself "Blue", she wanted 1. 4, but backed offto 1.2 as a one-time only. Today when I went in, she wanted around 4. 0 for the same service. To be honest, she wasn't real clear on the 4. 0 but she made it clear she wouldn't take less than 3. 0. I told her I would not use PT if she were the only provider who was available. I left and went to another AMP closeby. On the plus side, Blue is good looking, slender, and has a nice body. But unless you have money to burn and let the little head rule, walk away.

Rhino.

My friend didn't get the provider's name but the description matches Rhino's Blue. According to my friend, same discussion about 1. 4 for a ticket to the ride. He said he offered 0. 9 and was told that would only get him on the kiddie ride. So, if it was Blue she is aptly named as his balls were just that when he left before the main event.

Q.

[SonChi]

Saw Amy today at Eleven. Booked for 30 minutes and paid the house fee (. 60). Amy is an attractive Kgirl will a nice body and a slightly enhanced chest. I would say C's. She's likely in her 30's and was wearing a tight dress when she met me at the door. Had a relaxing massage but didn't quite bring enough to get all that was on the menu. Settled for a BBBJ where DATY was offered. I passed on the DATY but things were orderly and she smelled great. She finished with a face and chest massage to ensure all the tension had left my body. Bring $$. 2 to pay the house fee and enjoy the full menu.

Stay Safe,

Mr E.

Thanks for this. Just a note to say that if you want BBBJ, avoid "Dee Dee". She is a late 40's MILF with a nice DD rack and not so athletic body who is CBJ only. She started preaching about how K girls never BBBJ. If only she knew.

The CBJ was good and energetic but I cannot blast like that, so she lubed up and I finished in covered Mish. I wlll not repeat. But if CBJ is your thing, Dee Dee an deliver.

[MrEMonger]

Saw Amy today at Eleven. Booked for 30 minutes and paid the house fee (. 60). Amy is an attractive Kgirl will a nice body and a slightly enhanced chest. I would say C's. She's likely in her 30's and was wearing a tight dress when she met me at the door. Had a relaxing massage but didn't quite bring enough to get all that was on the menu. Settled for a BBBJ where DATY was offered. I passed on the DATY but things were orderly and she smelled great. She finished with a face and chest massage to ensure all the tension had left my body. Bring $$. 2 to pay the house fee and enjoy the full menu.

Stay Safe,

Mr E.

[SlyFrog]

I had a visit with Vicky at Yin and Yang on Gallows for a wax job and it was superb. Very enjoyable if that is possible. She is probably in her 50's and medium build but not hard on the eyes. Went back recently to see her again and she was not there. Instead a younger prettier lady was there but she did not do waxing. Only massage. That was not my mission for the day, so I left. I did not get her name but she is probably worth going back for.

[Happy Guy 2]

Yeah I get the distrust in not wanting to show your identity. In my earlier years I used to be ok with it, but yeah having your photo out there could be dangerous for a boat load of reasons but here's a cool trick I've learned from the very providers themselves.

Now a days when someone asks me to send a photo of me I just find a stock image online that kinda looks like me, and send them that instead. It's never caused me much issue. They do it on their ads so why shouldn't we?

Water forgets the names of TheDrowned.

Stock image works! Great idea. They just want compliance and control and a feeling that we take directions.

I have used in the past a selfie with a mask on and sunglasses and a cap. I was amazed that that worked. Maybe they were just checking color of skin or whatever?? . if they have a preference?

Two times they just seemed to roll with a masked picture as OK. Maybe they respect a monger being careful? Or just like $$?

HG.

[DoYouKnow]

After bad experience at M&Y, I needed to release pressure and just have a nice warm and fun satisfying time.

Went in to Garden Spa in Fairfax and met a little sweet gal, Candy. She had a cute petite hot body with nice Tattas and was attractive and interesting to me.

She kept her mask on so hard to tell her age but I suspect she is not a spring chicken. Did not want to spoil my first impressions anyway and ask for mask removal.

The package and the attitude were excellent and she spoke good English. She knew what was up and down and was careful giving me mouthwash afterwards. She did a thorough table shower making sure I was very clean all over. I have a theory that when they give you a table shower, they become more comfortable with their skin against your skin as things progress. I think she has her limits but it was no problem to me as FS is not my thing as some of you might know.

It was just a very relaxed and nice time. A good massage and nice play. As I said she was not a kid, which can be refreshing, but the nice hot body pushed all my button right. She enjoyed a little massage and I enjoyed giving it with lots of hard back work which she loved and made orgasmic sounds and then of course, lots of roaming, in a nice light sexy way. Just good chemistry and a great time.

No money talk, but 2 50's obvious on her table under my sun glasses and watch, which gives the implication it is hers IF she provides a good time. Cuts out the money talk and she and me can relax. Usually works nicely for me in K-AMPs.

Will repeat when I need to relax without any baloney and just share some nice time with a gal.

As PA sais, Be nice to the gals and treat them well.

HG2.

Candy is a doll. She had me laughing so many times and definitely connected instantly as I walk in, after admiring my smell, grabbed my package. Nice tatas I agree, not that great to look at but feel amazing. Could have had a better boob job, but the sensual touching, no massage at all, body to body tease and caressing her pussy lips. She definitely put in some work. Would repeat. She is a fun girl. Good suggestion on her. Older lady but she know she has some skill and sex appeal. Always be a gentleman and I tell you, it will go such a long way for you.

[DoYouKnow]

Hobbyists,

Was in town a few weeks back and took a chance in PineTree Spa. Providers name was Blue and a relaxing time was had.

She was attractive, in her mid 30's, had a good body with a breast enhancement. After paying the house fee for 30 minutes and an additional $. 6, she took good care of me and I left slightly lighter than when I arrived. All in was $$. 2 but I think if you went in with $$, nothing would change. I'll repeat.

Stay Safe,

Mr E.

BLU is now on vacation.