Massage Parlor Reports

**Smores** · 08-14-22 23:50

Originally Posted by ToraChan23 [View Original Post]

GPS = Golden Pussy Syndrome?

GPS isn't in the abbreviations of this forum and that's the first result in Urban Dictionary.

That's correct. I actually picked it up from here from one of the posts.

**ToraChan23** · 08-14-22 18:09

Originally Posted by Smores [View Original Post]

Awesome massage and very nice personality but GPS to the 10th degree.

GPS = Golden Pussy Syndrome?

GPS isn't in the abbreviations of this forum and that's the first result in Urban Dictionary.

**Smores** · 08-13-22 14:30

Originally Posted by RobCave [View Original Post]

Hello! I new in the page and the city. I'm looking for info about her, can someone help me?

https://www.massagefinder.com/massag...apists/42012/. Thanks.

Awesome massage and very nice personality but GPS to the 10th degree.

**Diego536** · 08-12-22 17:37

Originally Posted by PSway [View Original Post]

Anyone have seen this girl, seemed normal until I asked for a pic and kind of went crazy curious if anyone has seen her before. https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts...517580365.html.

This doesn't look like the type of provider that provides what you're looking for. She didn't post a photo because she's selling a service, not herself.

**ToraChan23** · 08-12-22 15:36

Originally Posted by NeonGuts [View Original Post]

She offered me water and ice cream, damn right I took both.

LOL.

This made me laugh a lot more than it should have.

**ManyAmp** · 08-12-22 15:11

So with all the talk about 7* 7* 7* and being out of the AMP game for a quick minute, decided to hit Oakland Park massage.

Let's just say she tried. Should have turned around but needed release. Old lady wearing a mask. Name is Lisa. Massage better than CBJ and CFS. Closed my eyes in mish thinking of other beautiful women and finished. Said she would be there for two months. I won't be going back.

After that disappointing experience, visited Classy on S-7. Much much better. Saw a very lovely lady who by coincidence also went by the name Lisa. Definitely not twins.

30 minute massage which felt great. CBJ was also great and didn't mind looking at her performance. Played with the boys. CG and mish. As we were in mish she looked in my eyes and was moaning and almost screaming as if she enjoyed. Very easily released.

Leaving in a couple of weeks.

Both sessions $$.

Heading back to the escort section as I have something lined up later. Stay tuned.

**FootyFanatic14** · 08-12-22 14:42

Originally Posted by NeonGuts [View Original Post]

Some of you guys might have read my last review of 7*, the one with all the interruptions throughout the whole hour that left me relieved but still a bit salty about the service. Well I hadn't been back since, but I had a different type of appointment up in Deerfield over the weekend so I said fuck it, let's try again since I'll be 10 minutes away from 7.

I called to schedule an appointment, suggested my desired time and we agreed on the phone. Anyway I make the drive and as I'm pulling into the lot 10 minutes before my appointment time I notice some dude walk in. By the time I get to parking my truck I see the same dude leaving. My first thought is that he must have been told they're booked up at the moment. This feels promising.

Once I'm inside, I speak with someone and remind them of my call and the agreed time. I was asked if I could come back in an hour. My reply was that I'd just have to try again another day, thank you very much, but then she asked me to wait a second while she went to the back. I overhear her telling some other monger that they'll have to wait as they had to honor an appointment at this time. She comes back and brings me in. Once I'm in a room she's apologetic and says it's always busy at this time (mid-afternoon) and she said she could only do an HH. I hoped for 1 H, but realized that I didn't specify that on my phone call earlier, so that's my bad. House fee was 60, she disappeared, came back and I learn this is Bella. Unfortunately she tells me the shower room was in use. I mentioned I had just showered before making the trip so that's fine w me, though admittedly I like that part of my 7 visits. We get straight to business, no talk of donations though I'm sure she saw it on the stand. Bella is fun. I finish, we chat for a bit, she leaves and returns with a hot towel and we chat for another minute or so. She offered me water and ice cream, damn right I took both.

I left and drove somewhere nearby where I could park in the shade and eat the ice cream and kill the half hour remaining before the appointment that brought me to Deerfield to begin with.

Even though I'm always relieved, these recent sessions were not nearly as good as my first experiences. Nothing against the girls, I'm going to have to say I'm just unlucky with timing. We're all reviewing it so highly it's just too busy these days, unless you're Footy whose reviews read like he's the only that feels like going there on his visits, the lucky bastard!

It truly is luck of the draw. The last two Fridays were absolutely slow and I was there multiple hours each time. With exception to the random group of 5 Indian guys from Dallas that all walked in together one of those days lol. I was already taken care of and it had been 3 hours at that point so I took my leave after that. The place has been definitely hit or miss when it comes to being busy. There are days when it is so busy that Bella can't even respond to a text, or there are other days when it gets late and no one shows up they start cleaning the place early when I'm still there. When it does get busy, it's usually the after work hours, but it's not always the case. Glad to hear that she was willing to honor your appointment.

**Neon Guts** · 08-12-22 00:45

Some of you guys might have read my last review of 7*, the one with all the interruptions throughout the whole hour that left me relieved but still a bit salty about the service. Well I hadn't been back since, but I had a different type of appointment up in Deerfield over the weekend so I said fuck it, let's try again since I'll be 10 minutes away from 7.

I called to schedule an appointment, suggested my desired time and we agreed on the phone. Anyway I make the drive and as I'm pulling into the lot 10 minutes before my appointment time I notice some dude walk in. By the time I get to parking my truck I see the same dude leaving. My first thought is that he must have been told they're booked up at the moment. This feels promising.

Once I'm inside, I speak with someone and remind them of my call and the agreed time. I was asked if I could come back in an hour. My reply was that I'd just have to try again another day, thank you very much, but then she asked me to wait a second while she went to the back. I overhear her telling some other monger that they'll have to wait as they had to honor an appointment at this time. She comes back and brings me in. Once I'm in a room she's apologetic and says it's always busy at this time (mid-afternoon) and she said she could only do an HH. I hoped for 1 H, but realized that I didn't specify that on my phone call earlier, so that's my bad. House fee was 60, she disappeared, came back and I learn this is Bella. Unfortunately she tells me the shower room was in use. I mentioned I had just showered before making the trip so that's fine w me, though admittedly I like that part of my 7 visits. We get straight to business, no talk of donations though I'm sure she saw it on the stand. Bella is fun. I finish, we chat for a bit, she leaves and returns with a hot towel and we chat for another minute or so. She offered me water and ice cream, damn right I took both.

I left and drove somewhere nearby where I could park in the shade and eat the ice cream and kill the half hour remaining before the appointment that brought me to Deerfield to begin with.

Even though I'm always relieved, these recent sessions were not nearly as good as my first experiences. Nothing against the girls, I'm going to have to say I'm just unlucky with timing. We're all reviewing it so highly it's just too busy these days, unless you're Footy whose reviews read like he's the only that feels like going there on his visits, the lucky bastard!

**MBaby69** · 08-11-22 17:05

Originally Posted by Heywood2020 [View Original Post]

Anyone know of Ann the post speaks of?

You must have alot of time on your hands since you are asking about a post from April 2021😂.

I saw Kathryn many times until her rates went beyond my means. I had sent the OP a post about Ann back when he originally posted but never heard back. Good luck getting a reply.

Mikey.

**DooMama7** · 08-11-22 16:20

Went there last weekend, 2 girls working, 1 girl BBJ and then FS. Wasn't bad but said her friend can take a man with a bigger dick.

**DooMama7** · 08-11-22 14:57

Originally Posted by FriskyDingo [View Original Post]

What would be the total you guys give for a 30 min session there? I was thinking 150 all in but curious what you guys have given.

I believe this is what I paid when I went last weekend. Got bbj and FS.

**Heywood2020** · 08-11-22 14:44

Anyone know of Ann the post speaks of?

Originally Posted by FtBroward [View Original Post]

Good afternoon gents.

Looking to trade intell. I'm very familiar to Palm Beach, new to Broward. I like mature, busty, even bbw independent providers who give a happy massage with the girls out. PM me to trade. Here a couple I recommend.

https://www.massagefinder.com/boca_raton/all/ Beautiful Kathryn, sweet, smart, sexy, MILF. Great, easy local, million dollar massage. She's a keeper, absolutely charming.

Tall blonde Ann in Delray. Oozes sexiness and sophistication. Expert at Ashiatsu massage using her perfect feet. Lovely woman with a great attitude. Very cosmic and cool. Like meeting a old friend who happens to be a stand in for Daryl Hannah or Laura Dern.

Very happy to share more get in touch, preferably in Broward near Ft Lauderdale.

**ManyAmp** · 08-11-22 10:58

Originally Posted by FriskyDingo [View Original Post]

What would be the total you guys give for a 30 min session there? I was thinking 150 all in but curious what you guys have given.

Even though I haven't solicited this AMP, I would say based on all the fellow mongers' reviews $. 5 should get you a handshake. LOL. Looks like $$. 25 and higher is in the ball park.

**RobCave** · 08-11-22 07:08

Hello! I new in the page and the city. I'm looking for info about her, can someone help me?

https://www.massagefinder.com/massag...apists/42012/. Thanks.