Massage Parlor Reports

[TheDrowned]

Oh she wants a photo I'd. Well that is not happening.

Yeah I get the distrust in not wanting to show your identity. In my earlier years I used to be ok with it, but yeah having your photo out there could be dangerous for a boat load of reasons but here's a cool trick I've learned from the very providers themselves.

Now a days when someone asks me to send a photo of me I just find a stock image online that kinda looks like me, and send them that instead. It's never caused me much issue. They do it on their ads so why shouldn't we?

Water forgets the names of TheDrowned.

[DoYouKnow]

This chick isn't responding to any text, so off to my next ATF's. Wanted to see the goods but maybe she has a situation. Who know's.

Oh she wants a photo I'd. Well that is not happening.

[DoctorDoctor]

This got me to thinking, how does one ask for P2 P at an AMP. I doubt all of the masseuses know the lingo and would just stare at you with a puzzled face if you say "P2 P". I have gotten it at an AMP a few times, but it was a spontaneous act and I didn't ask or expect it.

I had the puzzled look recently when I asked for p2 p.so I asked her to ride me. Pointing at her p.up she climbed. That said some will say "I don't do that" which is cool.

[SexAddict96]

This got me to thinking, how does one ask for P2 P at an AMP. I doubt all of the masseuses know the lingo and would just stare at you with a puzzled face if you say "P2 P". I have gotten it at an AMP a few times, but it was a spontaneous act and I didn't ask or expect it.

I finally got in to see Celine at Palace massage in Mclean. She is working solo for the most part so trying to get an appointment is hard. Yes, she is thin with no ass and pimple tits but she does look young. And she wore a mask throughout the session. It's 60 for 30 minutes so I opted to try her out for the 30 minute session. They do have a table shower. She went straight into soft touch mode. I was expecting at least some sort of effort with a legit massage but I guess it's something you have to ask.

Off came her dress and she quoted me 100 for DATY / DATO. She wouldn't take 80. I agreed as at this point, I might as well sample her since I'm there already. She is shaven and she enjoyed my DATY, having convulsed when she came. I clean her a-hole as well, which she seemed to enjoyed. She said to bring more money next time but she would include P2P for the 100 tip rate. She did a nice edging and then grinded away and she was amazed how long I was able to hold off until popping.

I would say for the price, it's not the most bang for your buck.

[DoYouKnow]

Just to put things in perspective. Said she was from Malaysia. She did not she say she was an actual Malay (indigenous). She could be Malay Chinese which would kind of, IMO, deflate some of the excitement of banging a true Malay.

This chick isn't responding to any text, so off to my next ATF's. Wanted to see the goods but maybe she has a situation. Who know's.

[Happy Guy 2]

After bad experience at M&Y, I needed to release pressure and just have a nice warm and fun satisfying time.

Went in to Garden Spa in Fairfax and met a little sweet gal, Candy. She had a cute petite hot body with nice Tattas and was attractive and interesting to me.

She kept her mask on so hard to tell her age but I suspect she is not a spring chicken. Did not want to spoil my first impressions anyway and ask for mask removal.

The package and the attitude were excellent and she spoke good English. She knew what was up and down and was careful giving me mouthwash afterwards. She did a thorough table shower making sure I was very clean all over. I have a theory that when they give you a table shower, they become more comfortable with their skin against your skin as things progress. I think she has her limits but it was no problem to me as FS is not my thing as some of you might know.

It was just a very relaxed and nice time. A good massage and nice play. As I said she was not a kid, which can be refreshing, but the nice hot body pushed all my button right. She enjoyed a little massage and I enjoyed giving it with lots of hard back work which she loved and made orgasmic sounds and then of course, lots of roaming, in a nice light sexy way. Just good chemistry and a great time.

No money talk, but 2 50's obvious on her table under my sun glasses and watch, which gives the implication it is hers IF she provides a good time. Cuts out the money talk and she and me can relax. Usually works nicely for me in K-AMPs.

Will repeat when I need to relax without any baloney and just share some nice time with a gal.

As PA sais, Be nice to the gals and treat them well.

HG2.

[MrEMonger]

Body enhancements!! Breast and Butt. Are we talking about a good size C or D with some booty as well.

Just breast enhancements only. I would say a C. Booty wasn't compact or overly large. Just average. She had long black hair that she put up to get to business. I thought she was attractive.

Stay Safe,

Mr E.

[DoYouKnow]

Hobbyists,

Was in town a few weeks back and took a chance in PineTree Spa. Providers name was Blue and a relaxing time was had.

She was attractive, in her mid 30's with a had a good body with enhancements. After paying the house fee for 30 minutes and an additional $. 6, she took good care of me and I left slightly lighter than when I arrived. All in was $$. 2 but I think if you went in with $$, nothing would change. I'll repeat.

Stay Safe,

Mr E.

Body enhancements!! Breast and Butt. Are we talking about a good size C or D with some booty as well.

[Serpico99]

Just to put things in perspective. Said she was from Malaysia. She did not she say she was an actual Malay (indigenous). She could be Malay Chinese which would kind of, IMO, deflate some of the excitement of banging a true Malay.

https://rubmd.com/washington-dc/d9bb...d-74b3a3592ae7

Was in the chantilly area for a change and decided to make an appointment with one of the Indy Thai crews in the area.

Rolled the dice and drew Amber. Works out of a nice apartment complex in the area. Big residential place with lots of parking. Building located all the way in the back as not to draw too much attention (I hope). Got the go ahead to come inside and was greeted by a petite gal with long reddish brown hair wearing lingerie. She was sporting some nice big giganto teddies somewhere between DD and E. Opted for the full menu for 30 min which ran me $$ up front.

She lead me into the shower and removed her all clothes to join me.

Amber is attractive overall but if I had to rate each part of her body.

Face: 5/10 (she's definitely went all out on the boob job that she probably ran out of money for the dentist).

Body: 7-8/10 (could tell she's on the older side but still damn good for her age).

Tits: 11/10 (these melons are manufactured but they look and feel quite real, whoever is the surgeon is doing gods work).

[MrEMonger]

Hobbyists,

Was in town a few weeks back and took a chance in PineTree Spa. Providers name was Blue and a relaxing time was had.

She was attractive, in her mid 30's, had a good body with a breast enhancement. After paying the house fee for 30 minutes and an additional $. 6, she took good care of me and I left slightly lighter than when I arrived. All in was $$. 2 but I think if you went in with $$, nothing would change. I'll repeat.

Stay Safe,

Mr E.

[Birdo]

Being out of the game for a long time and reading the latest post about Linda, I was wondering just what is a good tip.

She is in my opinion after reading the posts, a great girl.

Maybe it's time for a brief return!

[DisMan6]

First Linda is not working this week and she never uses her feet to massage. Additionally she has never asked me how much to tip her.

Saw Linda for the first time a couple of weeks ago which was an amazing session. Unfortunately I'm out of country at the moment so can't comment on her being gone this week BUT she did use her feet for massaging quite a bit when I saw her. Also I can confirm that she did not discuss tip at all and even at the end before leaving, I pointed at the tip and asked her "is that good" and she just smiled and laughed and said "oh I don't know, I didn't check".

Lovely woman.

[SlyFrog]

Nice! Years ago, I was at an establishment in Hong Kong and they had a price list by ethnicity and Malaysian was the highest price on the list. It was the most sought after.

https://rubmd.com/washington-dc/d9bb...d-74b3a3592ae7

Was in the chantilly area for a change and decided to make an appointment with one of the Indy Thai crews in the area.

Rolled the dice and drew Amber. Works out of a nice apartment complex in the area. Big residential place with lots of parking. Building located all the way in the back as not to draw too much attention (I hope). Got the go ahead to come inside and was greeted by a petite gal with long reddish brown hair wearing lingerie. She was sporting some nice big giganto teddies somewhere between DD and E. Opted for the full menu for 30 min which ran me $$ up front.

She lead me into the shower and removed her all clothes to join me.

Amber is attractive overall but if I had to rate each part of her body.

Face: 5/10 (she's definitely went all out on the boob job that she probably ran out of money for the dentist).

Body: 7-8/10 (could tell she's on the older side but still damn good for her age).

Tits: 11/10 (these melons are manufactured but they look and feel quite real, whoever is the surgeon is doing gods work).

In the shower I tried to hit her with a cheeky "sawatdee" and talk to her with some basic Thai phrases I picked up over the years. The ladies are always impressed and ask me if I've been to Thailand before and I just shake my head and say nope, just a ton of Thai massages, with the amount of money I've spent on this hobby I could probably buy a small island in Thailand at this point.

However Amber here was immune to the charm. She looked at me in utter confusion and asked me to repeat myself so I did and she just cocked her head and told me she didn't understand. Dumbfounded I asked her "are you not Thai?

She shakes her head "nope. I'm from Malaysia". Color me surprised. But it was a pleasant one. Amber was great since I only opted for 30 min there's was just 10 min of a little NURU tease before she told me to flip and snuck a cover on my partner. Gave me a nice CBJ while I fiddled with those gorgeous soft and squishy tits of hers. Again, can't get over how nice her melons are. She then oiled herself up and hopped on for the ride while I got to nurse her big brown nipples. Switched positions until I finished in the bag.

A great experience but not sure one I'd repeat due to costs and distance but at least I'm one step closer to Asian Bingo. Mongolian / Indonesian and then I will have conquered Asia like a modern day Khan.

Water forgets the names of theDrowned.

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[DoYouKnow]

Hey, how do you find these Thai crews in or around Chantilly? I have looked, repeatedly, and the closest I can find is an ACS. Or maybe that is what you meant?

Anyway, all the Thai ladies I am aware of stay in Fairfax, Tysons, or closer in to DC.

Thanks again for yet another solid report, sir!

Cheers.

--BE.

Just her having those DD's are enough for me to try and setup with her. Damn. Can't wait to see them for myself. Should be worth the trip That is rare around these parts LOL.

[Barkeater]

Hey, how do you find these Thai crews in or around Chantilly? I have looked, repeatedly, and the closest I can find is an ACS. Or maybe that is what you meant?

Anyway, all the Thai ladies I am aware of stay in Fairfax, Tysons, or closer in to DC.

Thanks again for yet another solid report, sir!

Cheers.

--BE.

https://rubmd.com/washington-dc/d9bb...d-74b3a3592ae7

Was in the chantilly area for a change and decided to make an appointment with one of the Indy Thai crews in the area.

Rolled the dice and drew Amber. Works out of a nice apartment complex in the area. Big residential place with lots of parking. Building located all the way in the back as not to draw too much attention (I hope). Got the go ahead to come inside and was greeted by a petite gal with long reddish brown hair wearing lingerie. She was sporting some nice big giganto teddies somewhere between DD and E. Opted for the full menu for 30 min which ran me $$ up front.

She lead me into the shower and removed her all clothes to join me.

Amber is attractive overall but if I had to rate each part of her body.

Face: 5/10 (she's definitely went all out on the boob job that she probably ran out of money for the dentist).

Body: 7-8/10 (could tell she's on the older side but still damn good for her age).

Tits: 11/10 (these melons are manufactured but they look and feel quite real, whoever is the surgeon is doing gods work).

In the shower I tried to hit her with a cheeky "sawatdee" and talk to her with some basic Thai phrases I picked up over the years. The ladies are always impressed and ask me if I've been to Thailand before and I just shake my head and say nope, just a ton of Thai massages, with the amount of money I've spent on this hobby I could probably buy a small island in Thailand at this point.

However Amber here was immune to the charm. She looked at me in utter confusion and asked me to repeat myself so I did and she just cocked her head and told me she didn't understand. Dumbfounded I asked her "are you not Thai?

She shakes her head "nope. I'm from Malaysia". Color me surprised. But it was a pleasant one. Amber was great since I only opted for 30 min there's was just 10 min of a little NURU tease before she told me to flip and snuck a cover on my partner. Gave me a nice CBJ while I fiddled with those gorgeous soft and squishy tits of hers. Again, can't get over how nice her melons are. She then oiled herself up and hopped on for the ride while I got to nurse her big brown nipples. Switched positions until I finished in the bag.

A great experience but not sure one I'd repeat due to costs and distance but at least I'm one step closer to Asian Bingo. Mongolian / Indonesian and then I will have conquered Asia like a modern day Khan.

Water forgets the names of theDrowned.