Non AMP Massage Reports

[ImmCat]

I guess I'm in the minority, but I go to that discreet corner of Altamonte for Deva, not Kate. I've seen Deva (not what I call her) off and on for 5 years. She is laid-back, gives a great massage, is a great conversationalist, and has a good menu.

I have tried to crack the Deva code a few times. I did the manscaping routine several times where she got me nice and clean and hard, but she never finished the job. No matter how much I hinted, she was all pro. What's the secret with her? I'd be happy just to know what she does for other people so I can close my eyes and pretend I got it too.

[Member #6935]

Since moving from her previous location, has Karla began seeing clients again at her new spot? Or is she done for good.

[LucasWt]

Had another visit with beautiful Brazilian. Super GFE, covered BJ though. Other than that she is amazing. Killer body, pictures are not her but she is better than those pics. Told her that she should change them and she will. She is a little afraid of new customers and asked me to help screening and I will do so today if anybody is interested. Price is $250 no negotiable when you are a regular you could change it I guess. Believe me she is worthy.her ad is in RubMd Orlando.

[DistanThunder]

Hey all, review of Mary "All American".

Tried to book her on a weekend, and was rebuffed. Had a few days off so I tried her out yesterday. Her location is Altamonte is very convenient and the setup for an appointment was efficient. One thing, first time seeing you, she will ask for your full name. This caught me off guard. I don't have much to hide, but still it didn't feel right. Like a dolt, I gave my real last name.

Got there, texted when in lobby like she directed by text, and was buzzed in. Washed hands, as she directed, and knocked.

She's pretty chill about everything and has a nice setup, comfy bed. Decent massage on backside.

Flipped, and that's when the weird began. She offers reiki at this point. I told her I was open to try it, thinking it would be only a few minutes. Laying hands on chakras at different places on body or my energy points or, whatever. Waving smoky stuff. Sage? And sprinkled with something. Holy water? All the time with my eyes closed, I'm uncomfortable because I'm wondering if I'm breathing "right". And then she lays hands on my balls. Ok, now we're getting somewhere. But no, she goes through a kind of spiritual report of the alignment of my energies. And a bowl that rings loudly. She asks questions that apply to any professional adult male, and offers them as a revelation. Yeah, I knew that I need to let go of chatter in my brain and I don't always sleep well. This is the shit an average con-person, pop psychologist or tarot reader can pick up on. In my twenties, this kind of stuff may have impressed me.

Saw her a few months back and had the same experience. I did not attempt to rome at all as I was caught off guard when she put her hands on my manhood. Directly after that there was this very fast mechanical tug of war, which was very uncomfortable and quite painful. Nice to look at, but I will not repeat due to the pain caused to my sack. Looked at her recent ad and now she's offering a mutual touch for $4. 0 That much just to touch her, LOL. The nerve of Her! Take those coins somewhere else for an amazing time. She is not it!

[Ren67]

Have an appointment set up for early this week. I'll let you all know.

Curious on this one as well. Looking forward to feedback.

[WadeUncle]

New on massage finder. Open to anyone new, curious if anyone has seen her before?

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/43699/

Have an appointment set up for early this week. I'll let you all know.

[Member #6172]

New on massage finder. Open to anyone new, curious if anyone has seen her before?

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/43699/

[LatinOrl]

So I had the pleasure of seeing Roberta a week ago. She has been reviewed before by many. She is a nice looking women who likes to please. Keep in mind she is very germophobic and will have you clean every time there is a switch in action. This is and can be a turn off to many. I don't know about the price hike that has been commented in this thread so I can't comment about it. As always YMMV, and the gatekeeper is Orlo.

Stay Safe and have fun always.

Latin.

[UtahLedgend2]

Some highly intelligent monger has told her she should increase her rates because others girls are charging.. Just like with the overrated massage girl who upped her rates to 250.

I would agree with Sam on this as I seen Roberta and she has Jacked up her rates much too quickly!!

Be safe.

Pjs.

[WadeUncle]

Haven't heard anything from her for a while, any news?

She's dealing with a personal matter and won't be available for a while.

[FrankTheTank58]

Haven't heard anything from her for a while, any news?

Good guide ThaaAtOne That may be a great fit. But a next step will be to fill Kate's room in Altamonte. That location is hard to beat and Altamonte will now have a void. I am friends with Both. Just seems Deva has been around a long time and is a little paranoid with Kate's growing popularity. Any recommendations to fill Kates' room and I will mention it to Deva.

[Pjs1960]

Her rate is like $400 for 60 min this is insane price.

I would agree with Sam on this as I seen Roberta and she has Jacked up her rates much too quickly!!

Be safe.

Pjs.

[FakeSam316]

Her rate is like $400 for 60 min this is insane price.

I had the pleasure of spending a few hours with Roberta today. The more time I spend with this woman the more I like her. A lot of DFK, BBBJ, multiple positions full cover. I will not go into specific details she has been reviewed here before. She really is a very good provider with a very sweet disposition..

[Member #6944]

Anyone one with digits? please pm me thanks.

[The Full Monty]

Do yourself a favor and stop posting before this gets out of control. You're a lovely young woman but you're not going to win here.

She can't help it, this is her 3rd or 4th account she's used to try to defend herself. Just take the information we offer up and use it in the future to provide a better experience, if that's possible. Every time she gets a bad review some variation of a guy named John comes to the rescue to try to invalidate the review. Then she criticizes the very people that make up her primary clientele and calls this wonderful resource we have in USASG a dirty ass site. Seems like all the guys are asking for is to stop the loud bowl and go for their balls, and instead of focusing on 3rd eye chakras, focus on their 3rd leg instead. Then everybody wins.