Massage Parlor Reports

[NightHawk 1967]

Most of these these girls know so little English, that you can't even ask them a simple question. You are only going to embarrass them if you keep asking. They probably appreciate something they can comprehend. If they want to do it, they can shake their head yes. If it's not something they want to do, they can shake their head no. You can put a smile on your face to let them know you aren't a perfect asshole. They can tell when you are being kind, funny, nice, sweet, whatever, without using words.

Obviously, different approaches. I save flirting for dates. In the AMPs I prefer being fucking direct, and I believe one can be fucking direct without being a fucking asshole. And, few working girls in the USA don't know what the word "fuck" means—it's their bread and butter word!

[CudaKid]

Called GBA and asked for Cookie (just to see) and the Mamasan told Me should be back next month. Not sure when exactly, but I'll hold out hope.

Fantastic. She is awesome.

Keep us posted. TIA.

[SkiieeuUp]

Called GBA and asked for Cookie (just to see) and the Mamasan told Me should be back next month. Not sure when exactly, but I'll hold out hope.

[MdLive2021]

Curious if anyone has had a dream of Kristy recently or made contact with her lately? Usually she is very chatty / genuine and timely but I haven't gotten a response the last couple of dreams I tried to plan. Have seen her many times in the past and always a good time.

[Cardel234]

] well, if you look to each side of this posting there are all kinds of ad messages like "Ready to Fuck. " I don't find fucking working girls and fuck hand signals and fuck talk offensive at all. LOL. I wish a lot of the USA would catch up with other parts of the fucking world and forget the fucking moralizing BS. Anyways, it seems that 90% of what I read in this fine forum is all about fucking (or sucking, licking, and maybe in some places just tugging and rubbingthose poor bastards). And the many many many AMP girls I've seen over the years know a lot more about fucking than most of us mongers. The very few times they have "offended" with me I think have been when they won't fuck, but want to get paid a bunch of green for just a rub. In those cases, I have felt more like a "trick' than a client. If I want a real massage, I go legit. So, I learned a long time ago to ask if they fuck upfrontsometimes with fuck gestures sometimes just sayin. IMHO, if it looks and smells like a monger shop (red lights, sexy web pics, flirty gals) and they are offended, they shouldn't bethey are trying to "trick" me into paying a bunch for a mediocre rub or play some power game. Fuck that shit! LOL.

Most of these these girls know so little English, that you can't even ask them a simple question. You are only going to embarrass them if you keep asking. They probably appreciate something they can comprehend. If they want to do it, they can shake their head yes. If it's not something they want to do, they can shake their head no. You can put a smile on your face to let them know you aren't a perfect asshole. They can tell when you are being kind, funny, nice, sweet, whatever, without using words.

[SkiieeuUp]

I've been on actual vacation the last two weeks and haven't touched the Junior at all. So I'm locked and loaded. Anyone recommend a location I should visit to let the first pop go?

[Agent Mulder]

My work often demanded travel, along with that tedium, the chance to see and to experience some of the most beautiful parts of the country I would not have otherwise. Passing through the great NorthWest recently. The sights, the sounds. I was suddenly brought back to the nostalgia of yore.

There are few enough momentous events in a men's life, that defines his being, ie. , family, career, etc. , but then, fewer still, there are momentous events that's intrinsic to his inner self. One I still recall with vivid clarity:

It was in the Spring of 2019, at the tail-end of a 6 month consulting job I was doing for a company located in a suburb about an hour drive away from a large NorthWestern metropolis. Clean and with almost no crime to speak of, at least the violent sort, it's the kind of community one dreamt of brining up a family in.

But given the rigorous of my assignment, and the proximity of my temporary stay away from any sort of zesty nightlife, I was pretty much confined to a life humdrum 'till the conclusion of my contract.

Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining. On top of being well compensated, financial wise, I happened to be a frequent dinner guest at the home of a college chum of mine. Conveniently located to where I was staying, meals at Joe's were always a delight, especially on weekends when his wife, Lana, a fitness instructor by trade, would make her tasty low carb dishes. And as scrumptious her cooking was, Lana just so happened to be a real looker as well. An alluring eye candy in all sense of the word...

Wow! What a Read! I went through it so fast the first time that I had to make myself a drink and come back for a second! LOL.

This tale brought me back to the days of the Penthouse forum of the 90's. I know people with less tenant get more accolades.

Dog, if you don't write professionally already, you ought to.

[NightHawk 1967]

You could call FS an offensive request no matter how you ask.

] well, if you look to each side of this posting there are all kinds of ad messages like "Ready to Fuck. " I don't find fucking working girls and fuck hand signals and fuck talk offensive at all. LOL. I wish a lot of the USA would catch up with other parts of the fucking world and forget the fucking moralizing BS. Anyways, it seems that 90% of what I read in this fine forum is all about fucking (or sucking, licking, and maybe in some places just tugging and rubbing—those poor bastards). And the many many many AMP girls I've seen over the years know a lot more about fucking than most of us mongers. The very few times they have "offended" with me I think have been when they won't fuck, but want to get paid a bunch of green for just a rub. In those cases, I have felt more like a "trick' than a client. If I want a real massage, I go legit. So, I learned a long time ago to ask if they fuck upfront—sometimes with fuck gestures sometimes just sayin. IMHO, if it looks and smells like a monger shop (red lights, sexy web pics, flirty gals) and they are offended, they shouldn't be—they are trying to "trick" me into paying a bunch for a mediocre rub or play some power game. Fuck that shit! LOL.

[Cardel234]

I hope you aren't that offensive to the ladies.

You could call FS an offensive request no matter how you ask.

[SkiieeuUp]

Just arrived 7/10 looks firm B cup.

TS was ok and slight teasing Jr. She used the spray head vice deluge / bucket which I like.

Massage was 6/10.

On the flip CBJ was nice but after a minute she cowgirl. I stopped her after a minute then did a quick DATY then mish with me standing and her on table.

Done in 45. They are rushing again.

I have been ruined by cookie. Guess I have to find another go to spa.

I'm shocked they didn't try and keep Cookie. She was for sure in high demand. None of the 3 girls sound like they can even come to 50% of what Cookie provided.

[MotoMoto11]

Just arrived 7/10 looks firm B cup.

TS was ok and slight teasing Jr. She used the spray head vice deluge / bucket which I like.

Massage was 6/10.

On the flip CBJ was nice but after a minute she cowgirl. I stopped her after a minute then did a quick DATY then mish with me standing and her on table.

Done in 45. They are rushing again.

I have been ruined by cookie. Guess I have to find another go to spa.

Yeah I had the pleasure of meeting her earlier today will drop report.

[Kris106]

I hope you aren't that offensive to the ladies.

$45 for hh, $60 for hour. $100 for FS. Make some motion with your fingers. I run my index finger inside my other hand, formed as a circle, and go in and out. A very clear signal.

[CudaKid]

Just arrived 7/10 looks firm B cup.

TS was ok and slight teasing Jr. She used the spray head vice deluge / bucket which I like.

Massage was 6/10.

On the flip CBJ was nice but after a minute she cowgirl. I stopped her after a minute then did a quick DATY then mish with me standing and her on table.

Done in 45. They are rushing again.

I have been ruined by cookie. Guess I have to find another go to spa.

[Michael Taylor]

I will be staying in a hotel near BWI for a few days next month. I've looked back several pages and unfortunately don't see much going on near the airport. I won't have transportation available so I'm looking for any hidden gems near me. PM is fine.

I've had some luck finding hotel AMP's in this link. I can't find the one I used last week, but I've used that site a couple of times in the past 2 months and had good experiences.

https://hot.com/us/md/baltimore/escorts/gallery

Good luck and let us know how it goes.

[NewSer]

I will be staying in a hotel near BWI for a few days next month. I've looked back several pages and unfortunately don't see much going on near the airport. I won't have transportation available so I'm looking for any hidden gems near me. PM is fine.

PM me for number and info. This is under the radar.