Massage Parlor Reports

**Xeom7** · 08-09-22 22:28

I recently saw Samantha at Hartford Bodyworks. Overall, my experience was a mixed bag.

First of all, trying to schedule a session with her is a bit of a hassle. She is not very responsive by text and would not give me the exact location until the day of the session. She asked me to call her in the morning before our session, but when I called at that time, I got her voicemail. So I waited and tried calling and texting a couple times before she finally got back to me, several minutes after our session was supposed to start. All this time I'm just sitting in my car in my work garage because I have no idea where she is, only that she is "near downtown". Finally when I got the address (it was only five minutes away), I had to wait in the lobby of the apartment building another 10-15 minutes because she was not ready. So by the time we begin, it's already a half hour later than the time we were supposed to meet. She apologized and said her phone was on silent, but this was very disappointing to me and left a bad taste in my mouth. I understand she may be busy and mistakes happen, but I'm busy too and my time is valuable.

Anyway, she is an attractive woman, and she greeted me in a one-piece black lingerie set that showed off her great ass. Her face didn't quite do it for me but at least her voice is sexy.

She led me into the bedroom and asked me to leave my donation on the dresser and lie down on the bed (not the massage table which others have mentioned). Her massage skills were very good and left me feeling very relaxed, and she was very skillful at teasing. I didn't ask for "tease and denial" like her website mentioned but it seemed like she was using some of that technique to build up anticipation. Her hands were wonderful, but I do feel like something was missing. It was a bit mechanical and not very playful or sexy (no whispering in the ear, for example). Maybe it was just that she was quiet and still warming up to me but it seemed like she just wasn't into me.

Just like what happened with Ernstheiter (although I'm twice his age), I was only given HJ to finish. Maybe I finished too soon and she would have offered BJ but I don't know. Maybe I should have been more assertive in asking for more but I tend to just go with the flow on the first session. At any rate, it seems like she prefers a different kind of client. From what I can tell, if she's into you, you'll have a great session and be offered more extras, but if not, it will just be standard service. Her skills were very good, and I enjoy a nice slow teasing HJ, but I don't really want to repeat with someone who is not into me. Plus I can get better HJs for less.

The other thing that rubbed me the wrong way was that I was not offered a shower either when I came or when I left. At the end, she wiped off my member with a wet towel but the rest of my body was slathered in oily Nivea. She threw me a dry towel and said I could wipe myself off, then she left the room to eat cereal. I expected better service. I went back to the office still smelling like coconut oil.

All in all, I do not think I will see her again but I may recommend her to others because YMMV. A couple helpful members told me about very enticing experiences they have had with her, so I know what is available, but maybe I was not the type of guy she was into or I looked too young or she was having an off day. No hard feelings but I'll look elsewhere next time.

**Xeom7** · 08-09-22 21:58

Originally Posted by Ernstheiter [View Original Post]

Maybe, I've only ever fucked one AA but she was half white, it was a few years ago and was really good. I don't like the ghetto ones. I like Asian girls and White girls the most, being white myself.

And no girls at college want to fuck me they all want the sports ball players. They only use me for homework and studying and they all have bfs. It's not easier today with tinder and these apps, it's so much harder. I saw a stat and it's like most young guys are not having sex.

Have to pay for it otherwise I'd go crazy. Wish I could find someone though without going broke and having to do girls older and worse looking than me.

Sad! Our society is fucked.

Go to Asia. Seriously.

**RaijinFujin** · 08-09-22 20:39

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**Ernstheiter** · 08-09-22 10:43

Originally Posted by ChadZ1212 [View Original Post]

Lesson 2.

Ern, This is what I want you to do. Hit the grocery store, library, hardware store, etc.

No joke. Recent experience. Smok'in HOT Puerto Rican, shorts, tight top. Each station I went to, she followed. She's yelling at her kid, after 2, 3 stations, I start laughing. She smiles, I said, (joking), don't yell at me I'm harmless. She laughs, kid laughs, she's happy. Neither here nor there of the conversation exchange. She gives me her phone number.

You bet your dam ass I called her. Bottom line, she left mid day Sunday. It's easy. Don't make 2 + 2, 12 pages long.

Next step for you. If you want AA, unlimited selection. Sunday, go to Shop Rite around the time they come from Church. Many many mothers and daughters, dressed up, smell good, they got the Afro going, big ear rings.

Go enjoy.

CZ / P.

Maybe, I've only ever fucked one AA but she was half white, it was a few years ago and was really good. I don't like the ghetto ones. I like Asian girls and White girls the most, being white myself.

And no girls at college want to fuck me they all want the sports ball players. They only use me for homework and studying and they all have bfs. It's not easier today with tinder and these apps, it's so much harder. I saw a stat and it's like most young guys are not having sex.

Have to pay for it otherwise I'd go crazy. Wish I could find someone though without going broke and having to do girls older and worse looking than me.

Sad! Our society is fucked.

**Leo2830** · 08-08-22 22:47

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**Chudakkad** · 08-08-22 17:12

Originally Posted by ChadZ1212 [View Original Post]

It was over one year ago. If I understand your question. No curry smell, Indian skin tone. Clean ladies, pretty.

I walked in 3 on sofa, all had Indian gowns on with veils. I believe one to be boss, Indian mms, idk what they are called, she was the 4th. I selected one, walked me to the room. She striped and fucking was quality. She was not hairy, no grooming necessary. Hope this helps.

CZ / P.

Facts or fiction?

**ChadZ1212** · 08-08-22 06:26

It was over one year ago. If I understand your question. No curry smell, Indian skin tone. Clean ladies, pretty.

I walked in 3 on sofa, all had Indian gowns on with veils. I believe one to be boss, Indian mms, idk what they are called, she was the 4th. I selected one, walked me to the room. She striped and fucking was quality. She was not hairy, no grooming necessary. Hope this helps.

CZ / P.

Originally Posted by BbcLeroy [View Original Post]

Was the place clean? Did it smell? What was the skin tone?

**BbcLeroy** · 08-06-22 15:50

Was the place clean? Did it smell? What was the skin tone?

Originally Posted by ChadZ1212 [View Original Post]

Over 1 year since visit.

If you want the full Indian experience, I suggest Manhattan. I'm not into Indian ladies. As to when I went, Rotation of 4, attractive, and actually dress with Indian attire and veils. All 4 sit in one room and you select the one you want. It's kind of a cool experience. I guess it's like India and Indian men select brides. Whatever.

CZ / P.

**JdWill367** · 08-05-22 23:05

Originally Posted by GordonFreeman [View Original Post]

She is not Indian. She is from Sri Lanka. Entirely different country.

She also does prostate massage.

Do not expect any sexual activity beyond the HJ.

She will go a bit further but it'll cost you, a buck to get her nude and another one on top of that for a little more, but only after seeing her a few times.

**ChadZ1212** · 08-05-22 18:39

Over 1 year since visit.

If you want the full Indian experience, I suggest Manhattan. I'm not into Indian ladies. As to when I went, Rotation of 4, attractive, and actually dress with Indian attire and veils. All 4 sit in one room and you select the one you want. It's kind of a cool experience. I guess it's like India and Indian men select brides. Whatever.

CZ / P.

Originally Posted by AntonChak [View Original Post]

Hello,

Visited Trista before she went vacay. Her massage is off the top IMHO. The HJ was mechanical but does have a relaxing feel than the AMP. Asked for naked but she was not into it or at least the vibe was it will cost 1 Benjamin. Just curious if other meme eta have more than HJ. I would totally repeat for her massage skill and she is a sweetie.

Also any Indian / SE Asian massage with extra that anyone know of?

Keep getting jerked fellas.

**GordonFreeman** · 08-05-22 09:06

Originally Posted by AntonChak [View Original Post]

Hello,

Visited Trista before she went vacay. Her massage is off the top IMHO. The HJ was mechanical but does have a relaxing feel than the AMP. Asked for naked but she was not into it or at least the vibe was it will cost 1 Benjamin. Just curious if other meme eta have more than HJ. I would totally repeat for her massage skill and she is a sweetie.

Also any Indian / SE Asian massage with extra that anyone know of?

Keep getting jerked fellas.

She is not Indian. She is from Sri Lanka. Entirely different country.

She also does prostate massage.

Do not expect any sexual activity beyond the HJ.

**AntonChak** · 08-04-22 17:53

Hello,

Visited Trista before she went vacay. Her massage is off the top IMHO. The HJ was mechanical but does have a relaxing feel than the AMP. Asked for naked but she was not into it or at least the vibe was it will cost 1 Benjamin. Just curious if other meme eta have more than HJ. I would totally repeat for her massage skill and she is a sweetie.

Also any Indian / SE Asian massage with extra that anyone know of?

Keep getting jerked fellas.

**Kimbsl1998** · 08-04-22 12:13

Originally Posted by Newbie58 [View Original Post]

Joey, I believe that's her new and improved site. Pics and journal look the same. If you haven't tried, go for it at least once.

Interesting. Any indoor as to her Incall set up?

**ChadZ1212** · 08-03-22 20:07

Lesson 2.

Ern, This is what I want you to do. Hit the grocery store, library, hardware store, etc.

No joke. Recent experience. Smok'in HOT Puerto Rican, shorts, tight top. Each station I went to, she followed. She's yelling at her kid, after 2, 3 stations, I start laughing. She smiles, I said, (joking), don't yell at me I'm harmless. She laughs, kid laughs, she's happy. Neither here nor there of the conversation exchange. She gives me her phone number.

You bet your dam ass I called her. Bottom line, she left mid day Sunday. It's easy. Don't make 2 + 2, 12 pages long.

Next step for you. If you want AA, unlimited selection. Sunday, go to Shop Rite around the time they come from Church. Many many mothers and daughters, dressed up, smell good, they got the Afro going, big ear rings.

Go enjoy.

CZ / P.

Originally Posted by Ernstheiter [View Original Post]

Don't even get me started on dating apps. Women these days have thousands of options due to dating apps and only swipe on 1% of all guys. I've swiped right on probably 80% of girls over the last year and have never even met someone off tinder. I'd sometimes match with a cutie, I'd message them, and then they don't reply. And Samantha still gave me a HJ and let me touch her and stuff so why no BJ? And no if you guys grew up in this era you'd see how fucked up it is. A good percentage of girls don't even date guys because they're lesbian or "nonbinary" a higher percentage than ever before in human history. They also think its liberating to make themselves look as ugly as possible, so they all have those nose rings that make them look like orcs and are fucking morbidly obese.