Massage Parlor Reports

**ProperGMan** · 08-09-22 15:40

Originally Posted by SeaTownDave [View Original Post]

Don't want to overpay and upset the standard.

Welcome, understand there is no 'standard'.

Pay what you like and feel is fair. To attempt to fit sex work in an economics box is madness. Way to much dickful thinking for that economic model.

**ProperGMan** · 08-09-22 15:37

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**Souljurn** · 08-09-22 15:22

Originally Posted by Noobie92 [View Original Post]

Down south where? Sounds fun.

From my experience most of the southwest. Central Texas ring in particular, Dallas and Houston especially, but Austin and San Antonio too, just less options. Haven't been down there since COVID, but it makes Oregon look like a joke. I could walk into any AMP and knew that the worst ones would do BJs and most would at least offer CFS. The actual spas in the bigger cities were more expensive, but they were also a much better experience IMO. I really do miss them.

**Sancho1999** · 08-09-22 14:04

Originally Posted by Monkeyboy1977 [View Original Post]

I went there just today. Over weight Asian lady with blue tattoo on her tummy to cover her Cesarean section. Had round face like a pizza. She DID NOT brush her teeth! Had worst "dragon breath" in the world. I would rather breath in COVID than smell that breath. I so wanted to offer her the candy she had in front. No business cards, she was only person working. It's upstairs from Crystal Heart, side door. Her prices are. 6 for hr and 1. 6 for boom boom. I wouldn't recommend it. Just turn around and walk back downstairs. She left the notepad on the table. I could see at least 2 other who came before me. Brave souls! Mongers be warned. Bring a gas mask. (barf / gag).

I can't remember where I first saw this place advertised a month ago or so. Anyhow I texted them to get the address. They texted back saying they had young pretty girls. I still get texts from them claiming the same. Thanks for the report.

**WarpFactor69** · 08-09-22 11:58

Originally Posted by Fun1313 [View Original Post]

LOL. They can't all be that bad. I don't get a chance to explore over there often, so I'll probably be checking out at least one just because I can. The question is which one is it going to be.

They're probably are some decent ones mixed in, but the day I went, I visited 8 shops, it was consistently old ladies. Let us know what you find.

**Fun1313** · 08-09-22 10:26

Originally Posted by Monkeyboy1977 [View Original Post]

You mentioned "attractive ladies". I would skip Hwy99 Hazel Dell. Look at post #5759.

LOL. They can't all be that bad. I don't get a chance to explore over there often, so I'll probably be checking out at least one just because I can. The question is which one is it going to be.

**PepeLePewPew** · 08-09-22 02:20

Stopped by in the afternoon and met Lily there. Store is located in apartment complex on 1st floor. Mix use residential. Store was very clean. Lily was petite probably about 100 lbs. She was cute and friendly. Paid. 6 for hr and. 6 for HJ and mutual touching with top off. Table shower was available which was nice because it was 1000 degrees outside. Very private, quiet location. Doorbell chime not working so had to wait a bit.

**Monkeyboy1977** · 08-08-22 22:27

Originally Posted by Fun1313 [View Original Post]

What is everyone's favorite in the Hazel Dell or BG area? I have my usuals that I go to I'm a different part of town, but I have some free time in this area this week.

I'm a sucker for a solid massage, lots of teasing and ass rubbing. Standard HE is perfect. Ideally no haggling and attractive ladies too. Thanks I'm advance for any info.

You mentioned "attractive ladies". I would skip Hwy99 Hazel Dell. Look at post #5759.

**Monkeyboy1977** · 08-08-22 22:22

Originally Posted by ThaiBasil [View Original Post]

Was wondering from the previous posts about above crystal heart if this newer red rose in Beaverton on 2nd? Is the same place. I saw it on run map https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...rton-or-160635#. Or maybe this is a new place.

I went there just today. Over weight Asian lady with blue tattoo on her tummy to cover her Cesarean section. Had round face like a pizza. She DID NOT brush her teeth! Had worst "dragon breath" in the world. I would rather breath in COVID than smell that breath. I so wanted to offer her the candy she had in front. No business cards, she was only person working. It's upstairs from Crystal Heart, side door. Her prices are. 6 for hr and 1. 6 for boom boom. I wouldn't recommend it. Just turn around and walk back downstairs. She left the notepad on the table. I could see at least 2 other who came before me. Brave souls! Mongers be warned. Bring a gas mask. (barf / gag).

**TiedYed2112** · 08-08-22 21:55

Originally Posted by ThaiBasil [View Original Post]

Was wondering from the previous posts about above crystal heart if this newer red rose in Beaverton on 2nd? Is the same place. I saw it on run map https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...rton-or-160635#. Or maybe this is a new place.

Yes, same place.

**Sancho1999** · 08-08-22 20:05

Asian Touch: sign on door said "Treatment in progress, please do not disturb". I like this idea, wish other shops used this system. I did not go inside, but a monger that pulled in just after me did go inside. He returned to the parking lot a minute later, told me they asked him to come back later.

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My ATF in Hawaii would put a sign on her door that had hour hands on it.

**Fun1313** · 08-08-22 18:27

What is everyone's favorite in the Hazel Dell or BG area? I have my usuals that I go to I'm a different part of town, but I have some free time in this area this week.

I'm a sucker for a solid massage, lots of teasing and ass rubbing. Standard HE is perfect. Ideally no haggling and attractive ladies too. Thanks I'm advance for any info.

**SeaTownDave** · 08-08-22 17:49

Moving to Vancouver next week from Seattle. Would appreciate any recs or details on a good AMP in the area or close. Please PM if your rather. Looking for info on activities and regular donation range. Don't want to overpay and upset the standard.

**ThaiBasil** · 08-08-22 17:05

Was wondering from the previous posts about above crystal heart if this newer red rose in Beaverton on 2nd? Is the same place. I saw it on run map https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...rton-or-160635#. Or maybe this is a new place.

**KnoxNenters** · 08-08-22 16:33

Coming down for a weekend soon, hope to hit two spas, one HE, one FS. Hoping to get a recommendation or three from a sr. Member.

PM me, please. What I'm looking for:

* Preferably owner-operated spa with lower turnover.

* Younger (below 40) providers with fit bodies, not flat asses with saggy bellies. Breast size not important.

* For HE: Great masseuse; provider will get naked, allow DATY, possibly known for BBBJ.

* For FS: younger the better, maybe a place known more as a brothel than a massage parlor. Consistently hot younger girls. BBBJ is preferred but not deal breaker.

What I don't want:

* Older hags who have barebacked half the city, reeking of garlic.

* Odd women with personality disorders.

* Overweight or fugly unproven girls.

* Sketchy neighborhoods where my car might get broken into.

I can provide specific intel on all of the above for Seattle-area spas in exchange. Much appreciated. Will bump if no response by mid-week.