Massage Parlor Reports

**MrSprinkles** · 08-08-22 18:14

Nice to see Kayla back in the rotation.

After catching up on some recent reports, I was excited to see that Kayla is back at 7 Spa. Texted and setup an appointment for the afternoon (easy). Arrived on site with Kayla looking fine as ever, and she showed me to the room with that big charming smile of hers.

After some hugs, kisses. And exchanges of affection I handed her the dough, and she asks where I have been? "long-time honey. " She stepped out to put up the $$ and grabbed a raincoat. When she returned, I was sitting at the edge of the table. She knelt down and gave my nut sac and taint the most tantalizing licking that I have had in a while. Finally she started slowly licking her way up the shaft in little stroking licks.

When she got to the tip, I was reminded how good she is at this. I just let her run her show, her way, no corrections necessary. Really good blowjob, not too fast. Long strokes, goes pretty deep and kind of shakes her head a little like she's trying to force a baseball bat down. Wrapped me up, and we jumped right into CG. All that pussy, nipple sucking, and clit play that I had been doing at every opportunity had her pretty primed for action. It took her a minute to force him in and adjust herself. But once that was over with, she really nestled down deep and started that back and forth grinding that a woman does when she wants to cum. I always start out thinking I am going to go around the world and hit doggy, Mish, standing Mish, scissors, etc., (ooh, maybe some lazy doggy). But this was so good, I just enjoyed her fucking me. Finally, I pulled her head and shoulders down to mine so I could grab her shoulders from behind and start pounding her, tongue in mouth until I filled the bag. She slid off and performed the "cleansing of the love pole" with baby wipes and a tiny spray of alcohol.

She is a pretty girl, and her smile and pleasant demeanor gets me every time. She really knows how to set the mood and remove all awkwardness about the transaction. She is just a really cool girl to be with, perhaps others feel the same way. There is just something very comforting about this woman.

For me, I would give her face a 8. 5 or 9 with very pretty eyes staring at you the whole time. She has a couple extra pounds that help thicken her out, but she isn't fat. Nice natural C's to squeeze. Everything is where it should be and her body is perfectly proportioned so I'd give her a 8, 8. 5, 9. 0 on her body as well. Service and attitude are both 10 without a doubt, and I can't wait to see her again. Go forth, and remove those panties.

**Mr MuffMan** · 08-08-22 16:33

Originally Posted by DeepMassage [View Original Post]

Since we seem to be experiencing a return of the NLBC / VIP cast does anyone know if Amanda is coming back? She was a very tall, attractive lady who worked only at NLBC (I believe).

Unfortunately, the word I'm hearing is she's one of the girls that will not be returning. Sorry fellas, I know there's a lot of Amanda fans out there (I am as well, she has the body of a freaking supermodel and gives maybe the best BBBJ I've ever had). But I would just add that we should never say never. I've learned in the AMP world, things can often take a complete 180 and change at a moments notice. But right now, not looking too good.

Mr MuffMan.

**Tijuaniko** · 08-08-22 15:37

Originally Posted by MrMuffMan [View Original Post]

You're in luck. Layla should be coming back to SD in the near future to work at Unique Foot Spa on El Cajon Blvd. By near future I mean in the next month or two. If I get an exact date, I will let you know.

Mr MuffMan.

Thank you, sir. I appreciate the information. Now to wait patiently and count the days.

TJ Niko.

**DeepMassage** · 08-08-22 14:31

Since we seem to be experiencing a return of the NLBC / VIP cast does anyone know if Amanda is coming back? She was a very tall, attractive lady who worked only at NLBC (I believe).

**SteadyWins** · 08-08-22 13:28

On top of this I actually wanted to stop by to see the buzz or bad buzz. I got introduced to a girl I've never seen before here named Angie. Definite young type that could run between college graduate and young MILF. Glitter on her eyes and everything that put a sparkle to her smile. Extremely natural beauty type. I didn't opt for a table shower as I was in a rush and already cleaned myself up haha. Maybe next time. I can say her height is about 5'2? So enough of a short spunk to be handled well haha.

Paid the full for BBBJ and cover. Started with an oil massage but was light and quick. Not what I really needed as the main course is after that. She had a soft wet tongue that was perfect for DFK. Lip biting and all of that pent up sexual frustration like a starved girlfriend. I picked her up to sit on my lap and she proceeded with a slow HJ tease while eyes were locked. She pushed me down slowly and led her tongue down to a great BBBJ with cheek slapping like a POV PSE visual. What a treat!

Then after a good few minutes I flipped her upwards to carry her for an upside down standing 69. Had to pull her up a bit as she choked a little LOL. But I felt that drip of saliva and knew as she squirmed a bit we were ready for the main course.

Cover on and a few camel slides before it was wet and just went in smoothly. You could feel the moans and vibrations as she expanded when I went fully in. Held her tight for a CG, RCG position. Swapped to doggy and finished in mish. Had to shower together as we ended up pretty sweaty and the end. Great finish and left with a smile and water. Def see these girls.

Happy hunting all.

Originally Posted by DoctorOlds [View Original Post]

This was disappointing. Worked a 15 hour shift and went there for a good massage and fun. After going to the room and paying hf, I realized the girl I was getting wasn't really my type, but figured I'd at least get a good massage. Wrong. Lame forearms and elbows on shoulders until I requested she work my thighs and feet. Never touched my feet and the thigh massage was Lackluster. I finally figured I'd get some action and rubbed her thigh. We bargained for 1. 0 BJ. Stupid me assumed BBBJ. She leaves, comes back, wipes me down and then I see the cover go on. I could barely feel the BJ. I finally negotiated cfs for an additional 40. The usual fake moans while our thighs slapped in standing missionary with her on the table. At least I was able to nut, but it was not satisfying at all. Cleaned up and went. Another place I'll never visit again.

Doc also to add, you should try the others, don't knock 'them all down due to one provider! Sometimes they have off days too and come in with the full blessing to be blessed. Happy hunting.

**SteadyWins** · 08-08-22 12:09

Originally Posted by DoctorOlds [View Original Post]

This was disappointing. Worked a 15 hour shift and went there for a good massage and fun. After going to the room and paying hf, I realized the girl I was getting wasn't really my type, but figured I'd at least get a good massage. Wrong. Lame forearms and elbows on shoulders until I requested she work my thighs and feet. Never touched my feet and the thigh massage was Lackluster. I finally figured I'd get some action and rubbed her thigh. We bargained for 1. 0 BJ. Stupid me assumed BBBJ. She leaves, comes back, wipes me down and then I see the cover go on. I could barely feel the BJ. I finally negotiated cfs for an additional 40. The usual fake moans while our thighs slapped in standing missionary with her on the table. At least I was able to nut, but it was not satisfying at all. Cleaned up and went. Another place I'll never visit again.

Mr. Doctor,

It seems to be that when most opt for BJ they'll knock it down to a CBJ level unless you negotiate the terms first. Because what the tactic is that they need to unlock the whole Shabang at full price.

**Mr MuffMan** · 08-08-22 10:57

Originally Posted by Tijuaniko [View Original Post]

Hello gentlemen. I'm wondering if one of you may be able to report on the whereabouts of one of the goddesses from VIP / NLBC. Specifically, I mean the very petite and almost magical, Layla. I was aware of Mina's return as we had shared numbers at one point, but I stupidly never did the same with Layla. If one of you know where she's been, if she's returned to San Diego, I would appreciate a reply or DM. Thanks for reading and good luck to you all on your hunt.

TJNiko.

You're in luck. Layla should be coming back to SD in the near future to work at Unique Foot Spa on El Cajon Blvd. By near future I mean in the next month or two. If I get an exact date, I will let you know.

Mr MuffMan.

**RChangDatyKing** · 08-08-22 10:31

I came back in town late Saturday afternoon and after I long drive coming from through Los Angeles I needed a good massage for my sore neck and back. I went to Golden Massage Spa and saw one of my favorites here, Ella and she took care of me and got rid of all the kinks. Some of my other favorites here are Angela, Wendy and Kelly. CiCi and Anna are good as well.

Yesterday, went to Sakura Massage and got a nice walk on back session with a masseuse here. She only takes appointments only with already known clients so I won't mention her name here. But Sakura still has great talents here with some of my favorites being Maggie, Sophie, Lilly. Alice and CiCi are also good as well.

**Tijuaniko** · 08-08-22 08:33

Hello gentlemen. I'm wondering if one of you may be able to report on the whereabouts of one of the goddesses from VIP / NLBC. Specifically, I mean the very petite and almost magical, Layla. I was aware of Mina's return as we had shared numbers at one point, but I stupidly never did the same with Layla. If one of you know where she's been, if she's returned to San Diego, I would appreciate a reply or DM. Thanks for reading and good luck to you all on your hunt.

TJNiko.

**RChangDatyKing** · 08-08-22 07:56

Originally Posted by MrMuffMan [View Original Post]

Yes, Mina will be here until the end of the month. I was over there yesterday myself hanging out with Mina. And yes, she is one of The MuffMan's 5 girlfriends. As a matter of fact, the other girls at VIP used to call her my wife, because I was literally there with her just about everyday (this is not an exaggeration, just ask her). Which got me thinking, other than my ex-wife, and a couple long term relationship GF's I've had, I've probably had sex with Mina more than any other woman in my life (and The MuffMan has been with a lot of broads). Anyway, she certainly deserves all the praise she gets and her place among the true legends. She's not only a great provider, but she's a really good person, and that's why we've become such close friends.

Here are some updates regarding the girls available for the rest of the month. Just like Stella, Mina too has a hard time staying away from The MuffMan for too long, so she has extended her stay until the end of the month. Also staying until the end of the month is Angie. Now I haven't been with Angie yet, but I've got to say, I was eyeing her yesterday, and she was looking mighty fine. She's petite with a pretty face and a nice figure. I think I may have to go over there later and give her muff a proper inspection and then report back LOL. She's a hottie no doubt!

Thanks for the update, Mr Muffman! I am looking forward to the return of your 5th girlfriend! I believed she's also on my ATFs list so I'm excited about that. This new Russian girl sounds intriguing so she too is also my list. Of course, my ATF of all, Mina! I hope at least one will still be here when I am fully back in September. I'm just back in town for a couple of days and won't make it out to any FS spas, but looking forward to reconnecting with some of my ATFs. Thanks again for the update, brother!

**DoctorOlds** · 08-08-22 01:24

This was disappointing. Worked a 15 hour shift and went there for a good massage and fun. After going to the room and paying hf, I realized the girl I was getting wasn't really my type, but figured I'd at least get a good massage. Wrong. Lame forearms and elbows on shoulders until I requested she work my thighs and feet. Never touched my feet and the thigh massage was Lackluster. I finally figured I'd get some action and rubbed her thigh. We bargained for 1. 0 BJ. Stupid me assumed BBBJ. She leaves, comes back, wipes me down and then I see the cover go on. I could barely feel the BJ. I finally negotiated cfs for an additional 40. The usual fake moans while our thighs slapped in standing missionary with her on the table. At least I was able to nut, but it was not satisfying at all. Cleaned up and went. Another place I'll never visit again.

**Bogey The Last** · 08-08-22 00:17

Originally Posted by MrMuffMan [View Original Post]

Yes, Mina will be here until the end of the month. I was over there yesterday myself hanging out with Mina. And yes, she is one of The MuffMan's 5 girlfriends. As a matter of fact, the other girls at VIP used to call her my wife, because I was literally there with her just about everyday (this is not an exaggeration, just ask her).

Just like Stella, Mina too has a hard time staying away from The MuffMan for too long, so she has extended her stay until the end of the month. Also staying until the end of the month is Angie. Now I haven't been with Angie yet, but I've got to say, I was eyeing her yesterday, and she was looking mighty fine. She's petite with a pretty face and a nice figure. I think I may have to go over there later and give her muff a proper inspection and then report back LOL. .

We are so lucky to be in your presence because you are the irresistible Mr Muffman.

We are so happy that you have five girlfriends and Mina has made it into your top five. Like you said I am sure that Mina has had a very hard time staying away from the muffman.

Thanks bro! Keep up the great work bro! Thank you so much for letting all of us know that Mina is back in town.

**Mike102** · 08-07-22 23:04

Been out of the game for at least 3 years and dipping my toe back in. I had a 2 year sugar relationship that did not end well. Fellas, do not let your baby fall in love with you.

Was going to try out 108 but after a long weekend of some manual labor, I was just too beat. Tried Z Spa in Mission Gorge area and funny enough, when I took a wrong turn I found Know Knots.

Anyway, drew Nicole, a 45+ lady that you would never take a second look at on the street but she wasn't any different than most ladies at the R&T joints. Massage was ok, tons of oil and a little play. On the flip she negotiated the rate and did a fair job, if a little bit rushed. Did some OTC play and that was ok but her bra was so thick. Would likely not go back to see her but she filled a role.

Question; I've read through a lot of pages trying to get reeducated on the hobby and prices. HE std tip used to be $40, CBJ $80 and CFS $120-$140. Safe to say that minimums are $20 more for each service offered? I gave $60 to Nicole and when she pressed for more I just told her, "No, this is enough. " She laughed.

**MacAndCheese** · 08-07-22 22:22

Originally Posted by MrMuffMan [View Original Post]

Yes, Mina will be here until the end of the month. I was over there yesterday myself hanging out with Mina. And yes, she is one of The MuffMan's 5 girlfriends. As a matter of fact, the other girls at VIP used to call her my wife, because I was literally there with her just about everyday (this is not an exaggeration, just ask her). Which got me thinking, other than my ex-wife, and a couple long term relationship GF's I've had, I've probably had sex with Mina more than any other woman in my life (and The MuffMan has been with a lot of broads). Anyway, she certainly deserves all the praise she gets and her place among the true legends. She's not only a great provider, but she's a really good person, and that's why we've become such close friends.

Here are some updates regarding the girls available for the rest of the month. Just like Stella, Mina too has a hard time staying away from The MuffMan for too long, so she has extended her stay until the end of the month. Also staying until the end of the month is Angie. Now I haven't been with Angie yet, but I've got to say, I was eyeing her yesterday, and she was looking mighty fine. She's petite with a pretty face and a nice figure. I think I may have to go over there later and give her muff a proper inspection and then report back LOL. She's a hottie no doubt!

Unfortunately, the amazing, the stunningly beautiful, the incredibly sexy, legend in her own right, girl with many names but only one face, Yellow had to leave for a week. In her place starting today is a new girl Kelly. Kelly is another hot spinner, who I hear through some VERY reliable channels, is amazing in the service she provides. She will only be here for a week, so I will be making a point to visit with her in the next day or two as well (looks like The MuffMan is going to be busy mongering this week). In about a week, around the 14th or 15th, the amazing Yellow will be returning, along with the new Russian girl I've been hearing so much about. Mongers, I've seen pictures of this girl, WOW is all I can say! I'm already trying to be first in line to get at this girl, as I have a feeling you mongers are going to freak when you see this one. So for the last two weeks of the month, there will be 4 incredible girls available (Mina, Yellow, Angie and The Russian girl).

And as if all this wasn't enough, an all-new lineup of girls will be coming in September. And The MuffMan is very excited. As I have reason to believe, we could see the return of my 5th and final girlfriend, who I CANNOT wait to see again LOL. I will update as more information becomes available.

Mr MuffMan.

Damn sir, senior monger I must say, you must be contributing heavy support for their work to be able to stay so long! No other customer must compare to you. I'm jealous, some might be even more envious to live a life or day with Mina or any of those girls. Props to you winning life.

Macandcheese.

**Nothing24** · 08-07-22 21:58

MuffMan, you must have one hell of a 401k to have been at VIP every day haha. I think most of us unfortunately keep to our own budgets, but maybe one day we can get on the MuffMan's level, financially at least.