Massage Parlor Reports

[TinFling0429]

A sparty fan who liked to take it from behind. You are well conditioned.

You pick up those ED pills along with your Mich shirt at Walmart?

[Stb421]

Had my first and last visit to TOP today. Won a little money at the casino, so thought I'd treat myself, miss hunter had already Left for the day, when I came across this ad for a sexy new 23 yr old, texted back right away, with a rate of 120 hh, then gave the address to TOP, I asked if those were FS rates and she said yes, I asked about a door fee, and she said 45, I thought my winning luck was still with me so I said I'd be right over. Asked for her name and she said kortney. Texted when I got there and she said come in. Girl at the desk asked if I had an appointment, I Said yes, she said 60 door fee, I said the girl I been texting said 45, she said ok and took me to the room. Told me to get ready and she'd be right back. When she comes in, started with some Hot oil rub started some small talk, I Said are you kortney, she said yes. After 10 minutes had me flip, she was already completely comfortable, so I thought everything was going to plan. She got on the table reverse cowgirl, but then the oil came out, did a HJ while I was daty. I came unexpectedly, she wiped me off and asked if I felt better, I said a little, and she acted surprised and said just a little, I said well it's not what I was expecting or what we discussed. She said I didn't discuss anything with her because she didn't have an account, I was texting her friend. She said she was going to go get a towel, I waited 15 minutes and she never came back, so I dressed and left. Told the cow at the front desk that the girl never came back in, she said she had no clue, I said I would be posting a review to avoid the place, she just said ok. Texted from my car that I was going to leave a negative review, she said she has lots of great reviews and could Care less, then she said her name was shianne. So no idea who it really was, but I'd just avoid the whole place.
They already deleted the ad but I saved it and will try to upload it later

[Rossm]

Last week on Friday got a message about a new girl.

Thought what the hell I'll bite well I'm a dumb ass.

It was on 28th by clyde Park I think. I think I had been there before when Brit was in that building. Anyway for the rest of the shit show.

I was going to be late so asked if she would stay late I would be there at 8. 30 for an hour she said sure half hour after close.

I even paid 50 more for her to stay late.

Well the manager that I was texting didn't tell the provider that it was an hour appointment. I was pissed I am walking out she asked how my appointment was I proceeded to tell he it was an hour appointment and she knew that she was just playing stupid short story she wouldn't make it right with me and the provider even offered to give me her money so I wouldn't give her a bad review I told her that it wasn't her fault and for her to pay the price for shit management and or ownership so I told her to keep her money. I wanted it from the manager ***** she only want to give me 50 back and kept asking how she could make it right I kept telling her $. 5 back and she clearly wasn't having it. So save yourself alot of headache and stay clear of that place.

I was there recently and notified the staff I was running a bit late and had my session shortened by 20 minutes and still charged a full hour. Seems to be a trend.

[YouCon45]

Last week on Friday got a message about a new girl.

Thought what the hell I'll bite well I'm a dumb ass.

It was on 28th by clyde Park I think. I think I had been there before when Brit was in that building. Anyway for the rest of the shit show.

I was going to be late so asked if she would stay late I would be there at 8. 30 for an hour she said sure half hour after close.

I even paid 50 more for her to stay late.

Well the manager that I was texting didn't tell the provider that it was an hour appointment. I was pissed I am walking out she asked how my appointment was I proceeded to tell he it was an hour appointment and she knew that she was just playing stupid short story she wouldn't make it right with me and the provider even offered to give me her money so I wouldn't give her a bad review I told her that it wasn't her fault and for her to pay the price for shit management and or ownership so I told her to keep her money. I wanted it from the manager ***** she only want to give me 50 back and kept asking how she could make it right I kept telling her $. 5 back and she clearly wasn't having it. So save yourself alot of headache and stay clear of that place.

[ED Pills]

Regular bbu visitor trying to work through all the different flavors Brit's place has to offer. Saw this beauty yesterday. If you want a dominate AA female with amazing natural DD breasts, she is your girl. She is very pretty and nice and loves to be a dom (I love to be a sub). Good massage with lots of teasing and conversation. She is tall with amazing legs and a great ass. If you wish to be punished, she will see that it happens. Great finish. Ask her to bring in one of her "goody" boxes with lots of toys. If you want a PM or to be pegged she has many dildo options. She will make your ass sore and beg for more. Typical bbu rates - $1. 8. PM for more details. Enjoy!

A sparty fan who liked to take it from behind. You are well conditioned.

[Raiokami]

Been around, but lurking lately. Got a few experiences to detail.

Hunter's Den (belongs more in the Escort thread):

Finally got a chance to try Hunter. Incredibly sexy and sensual. Started with a short massage, then quickly got to the action. Not going to go into much detail, but there's a reason her den has it's good reputation. CBJ + 69 lead into CG, Mish, and a pop in K9. Honestly, expected her to end the date there or upcharge for more, but instead we chatted for a few minutes then she grabbed a herself a toy and asked if I was ready for round 2. Got BBBJ on the second go, and then hit it in mish while she used her toy. Enjoyed the show until I popped again. Cleaned up, chatted some more, and I was on my way. For $200 (at the time) for an hr with MOSG, that was easily the best bang for my buck so far (pun intended). She also works weekends which makes it a little easier for me to schedule for. Hopefully, now that I've gotten my foot in the door with Hunter, I'll finally be able to set something up with Lauren and Cassidy in the future.

Asian Ivy:

Stopped in after hearing about the newer talent and the new menu offerings. I actually like Asian Ivy because it was legit, but I couldn't pass up a chance to try out what they're offering. I drew a decent looking, younger middle aged lady, but never caught a name. Standard 1 hr session for any AMP. Decent massage with a bit of teasing throughout. On the flip, she pulled her shirt up and let me fondle. Bra makes her look bustier than she actually is, but I wasn't going to complain. Really nice edging technique that resulted in a very satisfying finish. 60/60 all in all..

I've been wanting to get in to see Cassidy for the longest time, but you mentioned having to see hunter first? I noticed in Cassidy's ad, that I'd have to have some sort of verification before seeing her, would that be it? I've seen other providers, not sure if I could use those as a reference or not.

[Sparty On 1234]

Regular bbu visitor trying to work through all the different flavors Brit's place has to offer. Saw this beauty yesterday. If you want a dominate AA female with amazing natural DD breasts, she is your girl. She is very pretty and nice and loves to be a dom (I love to be a sub). Good massage with lots of teasing and conversation. She is tall with amazing legs and a great ass. If you wish to be punished, she will see that it happens. Great finish. Ask her to bring in one of her "goody" boxes with lots of toys. If you want a PM or to be pegged she has many dildo options. She will make your ass sore and beg for more. Typical bbu rates - $1. 8. PM for more details. Enjoy!

[RobovDaslav]

She looks like the type of women I normally date.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...y/651060354634

Given she says she's on 44th and Breton, she is most definitely at Pacific Massage of Kentwood. That girl in the pics will not be who you see, but you'll have a 70% chance of seeing a girl that is comparable. However, your experience is going to be severely lacking and expect to fall off the table when she tells you how much she'll want for the upcharge on extras. That's been my experience from the last few times I gave that place a chance. Pacific of Cascade is the better of the two, though I would say the girls are less "Insta-models".

[RobovDaslav]

Thanks for the multi business review. Very helpful to have some comparisons across various options.

You mention Honda at Serenity. I had some good sessions with her. At Serenity Anyone know if she is still in the business?

Last I heard, she left to go into dancing / stripping. That was over a year ago tho. Don't know if that worked out for her or not.

[TwoSwizzle]

She looks like the type of women I normally date.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...y/651060354634

[Electronman]

Thanks for the multi business review. Very helpful to have some comparisons across various options.

You mention Honda at Serenity. I had some good sessions with her. At Serenity Anyone know if she is still in the business?

Been around, but lurking lately. Got a few experiences to detail.

Hunter's Den (belongs more in the Escort thread):

Finally got a chance to try Hunter. Incredibly sexy and sensual. Started with a short massage, then quickly got to the action. Not going to go into much detail, but there's a reason her den has it's good reputation. CBJ + 69 lead into CG, Mish, and a pop in K9. Honestly, expected her to end the date there or upcharge for more, but instead we chatted for a few minutes then she grabbed a herself a toy and asked if I was ready for round 2. Got BBBJ on the second go, and then hit it in mish while she used her toy. Enjoyed the show until I popped again. Cleaned up, chatted some more, and I was on my way. For $200 (at the time) for an hr with MOSG, that was easily the best bang for my buck so far (pun intended). She also works weekends which makes it a little easier for me to schedule for. Hopefully, now that I've gotten my foot in the door with Hunter, I'll finally be able to set something up with Lauren and Cassidy in the future.

Asian Ivy:

Stopped in after hearing about the newer talent and the new menu offerings. I actually like Asian Ivy because it was legit, but I couldn't pass up a chance to try out what they're offering. I drew a decent looking, younger middle aged lady, but never caught a name. Standard 1 hr session for any AMP. Decent massage with a bit of teasing throughout. On the flip, she pulled her shirt up and let me fondle. Bra makes her look bustier than she actually is, but I wasn't going to complain. Really nice edging technique that resulted in a very satisfying finish. 60/60 all in all.

Oriental Massage:

Not Wellness or Relax, but in that same general area tucked in the corner of the Breton Shopping Center. Another place I really liked for being legit that recently got some new talent that will secretly offer HEs, even though the owner makes it clear that she does not approve of any extra shenanigans. I haven't personally partaken because that's just not what I go there for, but figured I'd let folks know that it's an option. Massages are still pretty good. 60/20-40.

Tuina Massage:

Joy at Tuina is still probably my favorite HE AMP. Largely the same experience as Asian Ivy, but she herself is a lot more playful and cheery. She's been telling me that traffic has been pretty slow for her, the place is a bit off the beaten path, tho not far from 28th and Breton. So, why'all should go show her some love when possible. 60/60-100.

Supreme Massage:

Wanted a change of scenery and had been eyeing this place for a while. Finally stopped in. It is still 100% legit (at least I didn't get any hints of extras) and will probably be my new go to place for purely massage. Because of time constraints, my first trip resulted in a hhr 4-hands massage for the same price a the 1 hr normal. Didn't bother asking names, but they both did great. 60/20-40.

Haven't really branched out a lot when it comes to MPs lately. I'm more of a FS guy and the upsell for it with MPs is not usually worth it, so I stick to escorts. Obviously will be hitting up the Hunter crew more whenever I can grab a decent time slot. Maybe I'll get around to (re) visiting some of the MPs on the north end of town (haven't been to serenity since Honda left), but I'm not prioritizing it.

[RobovDaslav]

Been around, but lurking lately. Got a few experiences to detail.

Hunter's Den (belongs more in the Escort thread):

Finally got a chance to try Hunter. Incredibly sexy and sensual. Started with a short massage, then quickly got to the action. Not going to go into much detail, but there's a reason her den has it's good reputation. CBJ + 69 lead into CG, Mish, and a pop in K9. Honestly, expected her to end the date there or upcharge for more, but instead we chatted for a few minutes then she grabbed a herself a toy and asked if I was ready for round 2. Got BBBJ on the second go, and then hit it in mish while she used her toy. Enjoyed the show until I popped again. Cleaned up, chatted some more, and I was on my way. For $200 (at the time) for an hr with MOSG, that was easily the best bang for my buck so far (pun intended). She also works weekends which makes it a little easier for me to schedule for. Hopefully, now that I've gotten my foot in the door with Hunter, I'll finally be able to set something up with Lauren and Cassidy in the future.

Asian Ivy:

Stopped in after hearing about the newer talent and the new menu offerings. I actually like Asian Ivy because it was legit, but I couldn't pass up a chance to try out what they're offering. I drew a decent looking, younger middle aged lady, but never caught a name. Standard 1 hr session for any AMP. Decent massage with a bit of teasing throughout. On the flip, she pulled her shirt up and let me fondle. Bra makes her look bustier than she actually is, but I wasn't going to complain. Really nice edging technique that resulted in a very satisfying finish. 60/60 all in all.

Oriental Massage:

Not Wellness or Relax, but in that same general area tucked in the corner of the Breton Shopping Center. Another place I really liked for being legit that recently got some new talent that will secretly offer HEs, even though the owner makes it clear that she does not approve of any extra shenanigans. I haven't personally partaken because that's just not what I go there for, but figured I'd let folks know that it's an option. Massages are still pretty good. 60/20-40.

Tuina Massage:

Joy at Tuina is still probably my favorite HE AMP. Largely the same experience as Asian Ivy, but she herself is a lot more playful and cheery. She's been telling me that traffic has been pretty slow for her, the place is a bit off the beaten path, tho not far from 28th and Breton. So, why'all should go show her some love when possible. 60/60-100.

Supreme Massage:

Wanted a change of scenery and had been eyeing this place for a while. Finally stopped in. It is still 100% legit (at least I didn't get any hints of extras) and will probably be my new go to place for purely massage. Because of time constraints, my first trip resulted in a hhr 4-hands massage for the same price a the 1 hr normal. Didn't bother asking names, but they both did great. 60/20-40.

Haven't really branched out a lot when it comes to MPs lately. I'm more of a FS guy and the upsell for it with MPs is not usually worth it, so I stick to escorts. Obviously will be hitting up the Hunter crew more whenever I can grab a decent time slot. Maybe I'll get around to (re) visiting some of the MPs on the north end of town (haven't been to serenity since Honda left), but I'm not prioritizing it.

[Broadway Jay]

Damn! Had an incredible experience with Layla. Really cool lady, laid back. I think she's only been at Luxe a few weeks, previously was a dancer at one of the Detroit sclubs. Light skinned and thick in all the right places. I opted for the hour, but after 15 minutes I couldn't take it anymore and initiated the flip. Really wasn't much foreplay we just went straight to the action!! One of the hottest experiences I've ever had at a MP.

Don't go to Luxe if your pinching pennies. Damage for the hour was $. The extras weren't cheap either, I'm not going to post what I paid because she's just starting out in the biz and I don't think her prices are set in stone like many of the veterans. YMMV, obviously. The selection at Luxe is top notch and worth the extra dollars.

Stay safe out there.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...l/550369644369

[Raiokami]

Finally decided to go get a massage last night. I saw Ava's Post and gave her a call. I was only able to get Half hour but it was a great time! Big thanks to you guys for recommending Ava, she told me she does 4 hands with Natalie but I kinda want to have a one on one with Natalie first.

I adore Natalie, she's always so sweet and nice when I see her and we always have a good time. I've seen Ava a couple times and she's pretty great too, but I'd say Natalie is my favorite one there. I didn't know they will do a 4 hand massage together, though. That honestly sounds pretty great, I should set one up soon.

[MrJMac]

Finally decided to go get a massage last night. I saw Ava's Post and gave her a call. I was only able to get Half hour but it was a great time! Big thanks to you guys for recommending Ava, she told me she does 4 hands with Natalie but I kinda want to have a one on one with Natalie first.