Massage Parlor Reports

[AlmostRetired]

Magic Lisa.

Nice pad. The massage was very good 8/10 or 9/10. Think she has training. She mentioned being super busy the previous day, 9 massages. I didn't really connect but do recommend her.

Rimi.

Have seen her twice. The first time the massage was a 10. Second time 8 or 9. She's trained, very intuitive. Highly recommended.

Thai Pim.

Also trained. My experience was 8/10. I want to revisit to see if the next session is better, massage wise. Highly recommend.

Lucy.

I saw her years ago. 8/10 maybe 9/10. I was running way late so that may be the reason for the business like session. Highly recommend.

Candy,

Candy, Candy, Candy. Is is a gem. 9/10 massage would have been better if there was a table. Candy is very friendly and we had a great conversation plus she offered advice on keeping my back in line. Yes, trained, yes, highly recommended.

Ava.

What a firecracker! 9/10 massage. Trained, yes! Fun to talk with. Yep, go see her.

Annie.

9/10 massage. Trained. As I recall, she's quiet. Another go see!

All these Thai women are great. They know massage, mix in multiple modalities.

Pre-pandemics I've seen other Thai providers, KK, Vandy, Mint, Tara. Seems like Thai women offer excellent massage.

Be safe. Be generous.

Very helpful. One question were they AAMPs Or apts? I've decided to give up hotels and even apts. Much prefer AAMPs but thinking I should pay Thai Pim a visit one of these days and a few select others and I also enjoy a TS.

[DoctorDoctor]

Magic Lisa.

Nice pad. The massage was very good 8/10 or 9/10. Think she has training. She mentioned being super busy the previous day, 9 massages. I didn't really connect but do recommend her.

Rimi.

Have seen her twice. The first time the massage was a 10. Second time 8 or 9. She's trained, very intuitive. Highly recommended.

Thai Pim.

Also trained. My experience was 8/10. I want to revisit to see if the next session is better, massage wise. Highly recommend.

Lucy.

I saw her years ago. 8/10 maybe 9/10. I was running way late so that may be the reason for the business like session. Highly recommend.

Candy,

Candy, Candy, Candy. Is is a gem. 9/10 massage would have been better if there was a table. Candy is very friendly and we had a great conversation plus she offered advice on keeping my back in line. Yes, trained, yes, highly recommended.

Ava.

What a firecracker! 9/10 massage. Trained, yes! Fun to talk with. Yep, go see her.

Annie.

9/10 massage. Trained. As I recall, she's quiet. Another go see!

All these Thai women are great. They know massage, mix in multiple modalities.

Pre-pandemics I've seen other Thai providers, KK, Vandy, Mint, Tara. Seems like Thai women offer excellent massage.

Be safe. Be generous.

[Serpico99]

I finally got in to see Celine at Palace massage in Mclean. She is working solo for the most part so trying to get an appointment is hard. Yes, she is thin with no ass and pimple tits but she does look young. And she wore a mask throughout the session. It's 60 for 30 minutes so I opted to try her out for the 30 minute session. They do have a table shower. She went straight into soft touch mode. I was expecting at least some sort of effort with a legit massage but I guess it's something you have to ask.

Off came her dress and she quoted me 100 for DATY / DATO. She wouldn't take 80. I agreed as at this point, I might as well sample her since I'm there already. She is shaven and she enjoyed my DATY, having convulsed when she came. I clean her a-hole as well, which she seemed to enjoyed. She said to bring more money next time but she would include P2P for the 100 tip rate. She did a nice edging and then grinded away and she was amazed how long I was able to hold off until popping.

I would say for the price, it's not the most bang for your buck.

[Tacorama]

I have been to eleven twice since they changed management. The first time was with Sky. She is a little thicc but a pretty face. If she lost 10 pounds, I think she could be really nice looking. Overall service was pretty good and she was fairly accomadating. I would repeat and plan on to. The second time, I got Amy. There were some really good reviews of her so I was expecting a good session. However, my session was only ok. CBJ was really toothy and because of that, I couldn't finish. There was also a little complaining. Maybe she was having a bad day or YMMV. I did see a shorter girl there. Anyone know who she is and if she is worth it?

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[SexAddict96]

I had seen Lisa once a few months back. She was pretty cute and I did have a relaxing time. I do say the atmosphere was quite good as also the massage. I did get CBJ but this seems to be YMMV. I would have repeated but she is too far away for me.

Good review. I agree with your points on both ladies.

I've seen Lisa once. Her being "frumpier" is a great way of putting. LOL. I think the pictures in her add are her, but definitely photo shopped (stretch out maybe) to make her look more slender. She is still cute though, has a decent body, A-B boobs. Really nice apartment. Gave a good massage and I wasn't shorted on time. Finish was pretty explosive. Have tried to repeat, but she is worse at scheduling than Apple's handler. LOL.

I've see Jasmine a few times, and she delivers the best massage I've had in NOVA (even taking into account KK, Lucy, Tara, and some of the others this board is familar with). She has had formal training. Told learned from the Buddhist monks in a temple in Thailand. Monks would open their doors and teach anyone the massage arts (Shaolin massage. LOL). So she knows what where to focus and loosen things up based on the feel of the muscles, which is great. She is slender, a little older, her body is probably a 4 or 5, and zero ass. But she has some real nice boobs, probably C's that look like D's on her frame. I think they are MM, I'm not an MM guy and like them though. All of my finishes with her have been pretty explosive (and standard NOVA).

[SexAddict96]

Never seen her in person, just pictures. Seems like she's moved on to a k model agency in ATL.

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I had seen Luna several times before the pandemic. The pix they are using are definitely dated and unless she lost significant lbs, those mongers will be disappointed. The other girl's pic looks familiar and also someone from NOVA, maybe Josephine? Another possibility is they are using hijacked pix.

[WalkerC]

It's been several years since I have seen Tara and I know a lot of you on here rave about her. But my most recent visit was not good. There is no doubt she is a sweet girl. But she has really let herself go from my last visit. She was BBW then but she is much more now. Her apartment is not the cleanest you'll find. The bathroom was a mess, I didn't feel clean at all after my shower. I also got a haircut and it looks like she never cleans up after she cuts someone's hair. Hair was everywhere. The massage itself was good, but not great. $1. 5 for hair cut and massage, which means. 3 for hair cut that I could have got for under 15 at a barber. While it looks fine, not worth. 3. Also was out of there in 45 minutes, that includes the hair cut. I won't return.

[SexAddict96]

I have been to eleven twice since they changed management. The first time was with Sky. She is a little thicc but a pretty face. If she lost 10 pounds, I think she could be really nice looking. Overall service was pretty good and she was fairly accomadating. I would repeat and plan on to. The second time, I got Amy. There were some really good reviews of her so I was expecting a good session. However, my session was only ok. CBJ was really toothy and because of that, I couldn't finish. There was also a little complaining. Maybe she was having a bad day or YMMV. I did see a shorter girl there. Anyone know who she is and if she is worth it?

[SexAddict96]

I think its Chinese and rates are 70/50 for hour / half.

I visited this place last week after seeing their ad in the bodyrub section. If you google the number, they have an ad also in the escort section that is very provocative leading me to believe a more expansive menu. Went there and it is a Chinese place. No double doors and no shower. Don't remember the name of the masseuse but she said it was her first day. Overall a pretty average experience and most likely will not repeat since 11 is right down the street.

[JamesToThe2]

Candy is back on Tysons area. I was glad to reacquaint with her and met her at a nice hotel. After I gave her a hug after meeting, I took off my clothes and she had me lie on a bed. She doesn't have a table, so the massage is on her bed there.

After a very good massage, I flipped over. I asked her to take out her massive boobs and she has expanded her menu to include BBBJ. I played with her boobs while she dud a nice bbjcim. This was all extra, but well worth it.

After I finished, I got dressed to leave, gave her a tip for dinner and gave her a hug. I can't wait to see her again!.

Candy is as good as advertised. She's such a sweet girl and really takes the effort to make you feel right. Definitely a pro and better than many CMTs. Worth checking her out and then returning!

[AlmostRetired]

I have not been to A2 spa but there's never been too much buzz about it on the board so I assume it's a regular Jack shack at best.

I have been to Camila spa many times over the years and there's a lot of frequent turnover from management so it's like opening up a booster pack. Sometimes you net a valuable rare card and sometimes it's a dud. Used to be a legit spa back when Julia owned it. I've had multiple run ins with this lady, never by intention. She charges more than AMP rates, always gives a mediocre masssge, and never gives an ending. I always know it's her because she's virtually deaf in one ear which gives her a wild accent and always asks you to repeat things. She sold the spa and after a review I went back and saw this Korean / Japanese lady. Older but very petite. She was down for everything after the massage but her puxxy was too tight and I remember I couldn't finish. Went back again a few months later and there was a lady there with a rough boob job and they were only offering standard NOVA+.

But I always urge any monger newbie or senior to consistently check out a place even one with a bad review because turnovers happen, ladies change, and that means so does service. It's not where you go. It's who you see. My best and worst experience often happen at the same spa. The only variables that change is time and face.

Thanks man, details appreciated and I quite agree. Though considered a newbie here LOL I've been an AMP regular for far longer that I might care to admit. And I values these reports so I don't go to the wrong place and have a nightmare rather than a nice dream!

Let me add more details on my Coco dream and hope it won't get zapped! Even though it's off a busy Arl Blvd, it's off a side street so quiet. Also has has a side parking lot but still very much open. It's an office complex so expect a decent # of cars. That's for me as I am more of a day dreamer now for obvious reasons. Called ahead and Coco greeted me well. Let me to a small bit clean room and asked how long, I opted for an hr. Quick side note, I used to only go for 30 minutes dreams when I go to new spots. But that's typically. 6 and for. 8 it's usually an hr so now I'm like just go for the hr. Also some spots take the TS out of the time so I find 30 minutes just seems rushed. Surprisingly she said. 7 for an hr, as I just said above it's usually. 8 so that was cool. Came back minutes later with my change! I wanted a TS first but looks like a fellow dreamer what being taken care of, so she said, let's start and do the shower later. Fine with me. Undressed and laid down at which point I mentioned oh Coco comes highly recommended she laughed and said she was Coco. Didn't know till that point. Indeed a slender gal probably 40's and the DDs quite nice.

To be brutally honest, the massage itself was like a 5 or 6/10 I've gotten better in a few places but she did focus on some knots. But conversationally she was good and knew when to stop chatting and focus and let the dream continue. After the full back massage she said how about that shower now? Good with me as it was a heck of a hot day and I was dreading going back into that crazy heat! Now the TS was something new for me despite my many yrs. First time I saw an actual TS specially designed table. Not the usual big massage table that was waterproofed. Let's say it's a TS tub of a sorts. Be interested to know others opinion about it. Some may not like it as much.

The boys got cleaned well with some teasing commentary and we went back to finish up. Dried me up well and leaned close and while resting nicely on the boys asked what kinda dreaming I had in mind, meanwhile she actually started on the boys as of course she was getting a response LOL. I settled for a HJ dream for 1 and she seemed quite cool with that. The boys good good attention. I actually stopped her, gavw her the tip and she noted she really didn't need it till later. I donthat sometimes so there no doubt with a new place. Top and bottom came off and she moved closer so I could enjoy the DDs. Got to say look awesome but for fun dreaming. Hmmm LOL. Finished me off with a good wet towel and what I liked was she continues the massage and even added a light facial without my asking. Made it very clear to me to come back and go for more for my next dream. That was also a plus.

Suffice to say this was a good dream and I left relaxed and happy. But that dang heat! I doubt I need to mention I'll be back! Also she said they had just been there a week, made sense as the sign just had "spa". Also be aware as with all places there are cameras out the door and right inside. But here the monitoring screen is right there on the Counter so you can see you are being recorded. This used to bug me in times past, but after that idiot in ATL and a few others I understand now it's mainly for safety.

Lastly, I'll probably give A2 a try and maybe Camila. If you are in the Merrifield area, check out Merrifield Wellness center of the Arl Blvd service rd. The sign outside says Forever Wellness. There is another spa in that complex so don't get confused. It's been a go to for a while. Usual Korean place sadly aside from Ma'san lots of turn over. Dream providers as usual in their 30's or 40's. But usually decent to quite good. They are great giving a surprisingly good massage and if that's all you want they cool as well.

[Tmac32]

She has been reviewed on here before but I like to see things for myself. As stated she's in. Private office type of setting, nothing luxurious but decent. She's not the most personable and was pretty much all about business. She has pretty solid massage skills but the standard finish is very mechanical. I even said I would go back for a standard massage. Maybe others will have a better experience. But def don't try to touch during the finish. It wasn't bad. Just not great.

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[TheOuroboros]

I agreed that the hours and fit / attractiveness of the lady working there was a good sign. Alas, it was a misleading one. I took one for the team the other day, fifuting at worse, I would. Get a a. Decent massage. No dice.

I went in and was greeted by a thin, at best cute lady, mid 30's. Asked for and your and paid the house fee (80). The last who greeted me was my masseuse. She showed me to the room and told me to get comfortable and on the table. When she came in, what followed was a pretty mediocre massage. Not only was her technique lacking, the calluses on her left hand felt horrible. At first I through she had bandaids on all her fingers on one hand.

After about 20 minutes she asked if I wanted to extend my time. My now she had completed 3/4 of my back side (upper left and right and lower right). No thanks. Here it gets odd. Without saying anything she tagged it with another therapist. 2nd therapist had much better technique and (far more importantly) smoother hands. She spent nearly half an your on my left leg. It felt good, but she was not moving on. A flip, 10 minutes on the front and done.

Of I could be assured of getting the 2nd therapist, I might go back for a potentially good massage (I'm assuming tapping in late did not contribute to good massage). But I'm pretty sure nothing else is on the table.

Thanks for being a team player!

Awesome review. Even if you struck out, you provided valuable intel.

I find the "do you want to extend your time?" Gag to be a red flag personally. Standard AMPs want you in and out to maximize customer and thus profits. So that's usually a tell tale sign of a legit place but exceptions to the rule exist of course.

Anyway that place was always on my radar ever since I walked out of Mila spa which is right across the street and is usually a place where you CAN get extras. So for that you have my thanks and if you ever have a question that I have the answer to. I will not hesitate to offer you my wisdom.

[TheOuroboros]

Dang! My entire report got zapped! Well quick summary, based on your report I saw CoCo today, an hr I have her 1. 7 for a good dream TS is amazing and unique and yup those man made DDs, but I do like all naturals. I will certainly be back. I'll post a more detailed report again later.

There were two other locations close by, Camila spa and I think A1 or are A2. Anyone visited those?

I have not been to A2 spa but there's never been too much buzz about it on the board so I assume it's a regular Jack shack at best.

I have been to Camila spa many times over the years and there's a lot of frequent turnover from management so it's like opening up a booster pack. Sometimes you net a valuable rare card and sometimes it's a dud. Used to be a legit spa back when Julia owned it. I've had multiple run ins with this lady, never by intention. She charges more than AMP rates, always gives a mediocre masssge, and never gives an ending. I always know it's her because she's virtually deaf in one ear which gives her a wild accent and always asks you to repeat things. She sold the spa and after a review I went back and saw this Korean / Japanese lady. Older but very petite. She was down for everything after the massage but her puxxy was too tight and I remember I couldn't finish. Went back again a few months later and there was a lady there with a rough boob job and they were only offering standard NOVA+.

But I always urge any monger newbie or senior to consistently check out a place even one with a bad review because turnovers happen, ladies change, and that means so does service. It's not where you go. It's who you see. My best and worst experience often happen at the same spa. The only variables that change is time and face.

Some people might be hesitant to offer a review of a place that's already been reviewed here on the board. But I always find value in the info even if it might seem a bit repetitive.

As a rule of thumb if you're (and I mean the general you) curious about a place and you can't find too much info about it. TOFTT and try it out and then write about your experience. That is the true power of this board and it's a great way of establishing "board cred". Like A2 spa for instance, maybe theres more to offer there than meets the eye.

Newbies that do this often find more answers to the questions they post on the board. Helpful hint.

[GreatGatsbyGun]

I don't get why you are taking this so personally.

I already shared my list of good masseuses with big teddies.

And I do chime in every now and then.

So I have given valuable info.

I've also responded to people who privately msg me.

So don't get all personal and throw your anger / bad feelings with me.

Hey guy sure asked a bunch of questions but he definitely has given a tonne of info too. I especially love the big teddies post and it would serve me at least for the coming 8-12 months!! Keep going bud, there are people who dislike but there are people who like too!!