Massage Parlor Reports

**Poogs** · 08-16-22 00:19

So I went to Chicago over the weekend, shoot me a DM if you want the location / name of the provider.

It was an interesting experience to say the least. I went to a place I randomly picked on Google maps because why the hell not. Their Google page said they opened at 10, but when I called to see if I needed to make an appointment they asked me to come at 10:45 because that was when they wanted to open that day which was fine by me. The girl at the register was like 30, she was maybe 5'2" and had a really nice figure. She was super nice to me, and kept touching my side, my waist and my hand while she walked me to the room. They were cleaning the floors when I showed up, not a big deal either. I got undressed and laid on the table, the girl took about 5 minutes to come in (I paid for an hour and received like an hour and maybe 10 minutes), she saw me on the table and asked what pressure I wanted. At this point in time I was laying face down and did not see her face, but I immediately noticed she was wearing a skirt with spanks underneath it. I told her I wanted a harder-pressure massage and she said she would walk on my back, which was a first for me.

Things became clear pretty early on that it was going to be a sexual experience, she walked on my back, my butt and my legs. She shifted my legs apart with her feet, stepped down onto the table between them, and started rubbing my junk with her feet super gently. Then She got off the table, put a knee on either side of my head, and started rubbing my body from the top of my back all the way to my legs. She pressed her thighs up against my head, and told me to rub my beard on them. Literally heaven. I moved my hands up to her ass, it was super soft and bigger than I expected. She slid down my back, her finger went in between the cheeks, and totally unexpectedly she inserted her finger inside of me, maybe an inch? I don't mind that at all but I was shocked. I am a clean person, I showered pretty thoroughly before going, but I imagine that could be disgusting. We did this for a bit then she sat between my legs and rubbed my lower back and butt. I turned around to ask her if she would remove the spanks (she said no) but after she said no, she pulled her mask down and blew me a kiss. She was absolutely a 9/10 and I was shocked. She gave me a great massage.

She asked me to flip and that's when things kinda got weird? She was really nice and complimented certain aspects of my appearance that made me feel awesome, she put oil on my junk and started rubbing me. She grabbed my hand and said "You do it, I'll watch", my response was "I'd prefer you do it" which she came back with "Well let's both do it" and she put my hand on my junk while she worked the top part, then she moved my hand after like a minute and started doing it all herself, and then she pulled her mask back down, got nose to nose with me and stared with her eyes wide open, I was so caught off guard and it freaked me out at first. I ended up having a pretty intense experience. After I was done she cleaned me off, and talked to me a bit, asking me where I lived and if I would come see her again. I told her potentially, I didn't tell her I was from out of town. She kept touching my junk after she'd cleaned it, she had nails and it felt awesome. When the massage was done she got up and left the room, I left a 20% tip (I don't know what I'm doing ya'll she didn't discuss a price).

So I got dressed and opened the door, she grabbed my shoulders and looked around me to see if I left a tip, at this point I wanted to get out of there because it was really weird how she was acting. She said "Oh good" and got around me as quickly as possible to see how much. I walked towards the door and she came running after me to the door yelling "This isn't enough for what I did for you", it was super embarrassing. Was it worth it? Absolutely.

**Ridley1991** · 08-13-22 16:39

Originally Posted by LastsLonger [View Original Post]

Healing Bodywork.

I think this is miss Li bodywork.

**PenilePerson15** · 08-11-22 12:25

Been hitting it pretty hard recently with massages and escorts, should have more reviews soon. Sugar sites seem to be drying up and I'm getting bored with my regulars!

Lex.

Saw her in uptown but she also hosts out of St. Paul. Hopped on bed and proceeded with topless rub from fairly attractive, heavily tattooed bigger girl. Nice boobs. Conversation was good, then came the flip with lots of oil and jacking. Was 200 at this point but for 200 more covered FS is a possibility, along with some form of mutual touch, which I decided not to do. I was out of there in about 22 minutes and considered myself lucky for only being down 200! For that price point I think there are better, more attractive options who will do more.

https://www.adultlook.com/p/2935094

Ariana.

Apparently new to Mpls, she hosts out of a hotel in uptown where she brings a table. She's an attractive slightly bigger lady somewhat in the mold of Bridget Moynihan / Angelina Jolie. Standard massage with oil, then to flip and oil jacking. Had to ask her to pull down lingerie to reveal tits which are nice and full, with extremely large nipples, probably half dollar size or more with some funky texture. Pretty so-so experience with no hint of extras for 160. Asks lots of questions and is friendly, so maybe worth it, not sure.

https://adultsearch.com/minnesota/mi...scorts/2786950

**BurtForPres** · 08-09-22 17:22

Originally Posted by AnythingCool [View Original Post]

JG Spa has been in business for 10 years. I wonder how this place and several others in the area that provide neither a good massage or extras manage to stay in business.

Probably from uninformed, horny guys wanting to try for a HE. I really do forget how many mongers lone wolf it.

**Anything Cool** · 08-08-22 17:24

Originally Posted by JoeMaleMpls [View Original Post]

Ok we need to setup a TOFTT fund. Everyone should be sending $5 to my Venmo to pay for the emotional distress this appointment has caused me. 😀.

So started out with texting the provider for an appointment through in some obvious flirting or language that clear states what I am looking for without stating what I am looking for. Should of been a red flag when she is only open 12-6 pm but little head wanted to find a new spot.

So I show up and her office is located in an office build with many other business sharing the same hallway, lobby, and bathrooms (This will be important in a little bit). I walk in am greeted by an older lady (par the course now days) not attractive maybe 55-60? Anyways I have already committed. Prices $70 an hr $50 for 30 mins. Should of listen to my big head and did the 30 min.

Office space is very small with a curtain dividing the table and her "office area". I walk in she is watching China news channel on her laptop. She greets me I shut the door behind me give her the money and she takes me to the table side of the room. Table has just a small towel as "cover" which I thought was a good sign. Face down on the table she comes in and I hear music but the new channel is still on WTF but ok whatever. Then she starts talking in broken English wanted to have a conversation again I am with chatting them up but normally on the flip face down I can't hear and want to relax. All of a sudden I hear noises from the hallway and the room is getting cold. I peek my head up and see she open the F'in door WTF again. She moved the towel in between the cheeks to access one leg at a time. Then did some stretching which cause my junk to be exposed. She didn't cover me back up until the next leg. Ok not bad maybe something will happen spent some time on the butt cheeks but my teasing the boys. I forgot to turn my phone off so had to get off the table completely naked she didn't leave the room or seem to care. Again ok good sign.

On the flip this small towel barely covering my semi now she makes sure it in place by tucking around my cock touching him and grabbing him through the towel. I said we don't need that think that was a hint. I get hit with the finish "no want trouble" again WTF. She is rubbing my legs and stretching again towel falls off on its own (again very small towel) she covers me back up like I did it saying no trouble. The door wide open I start showing signs of complete displeasure she said sorry I can't do that. Get to the point I am laying there and she rubbing one leg and I look up she's watching the f'in news channel. I told her to get a hot towel with 10 minutes left. Left her with out a tip.

Why have unscented oil and the smallest draping if your not offering HE. Also the table we covered in a manor that I doubt is complete changed after each session. Had a towel under my junk and butt but the shoulders and legs were on the very uncomfortable decorated table cover which I wonder if is ever changed. I've had some very bad service before but this was by far the worst.

JG Spa has been in business for 10 years. I wonder how this place and several others in the area that provide neither a good massage or extras manage to stay in business.

**Ddys11** · 08-08-22 13:28

Originally Posted by JoeMaleMpls [View Original Post]

Ok we need to setup a TOFTT fund. Everyone should be sending $5 to my Venmo to pay for the emotional distress this appointment has caused me. 😀.

So started out with texting the provider for an appointment through in some obvious flirting or language that clear states what I am looking for without stating what I am looking for. Should of been a red flag when she is only open 12-6 pm but little head wanted to find a new spot.

So I show up and her office is located in an office build with many other business sharing the same hallway, lobby, and bathrooms (This will be important in a little bit). I walk in am greeted by an older lady (par the course now days) not attractive maybe 55-60? Anyways I have already committed. Prices $70 an hr $50 for 30 mins. Should of listen to my big head and did the 30 min.

Office space is very small with a curtain dividing the table and her "office area". I walk in she is watching China news channel on her laptop. She greets me I shut the door behind me give her the money and she takes me to the table side of the room. Table has just a small towel as "cover" which I thought was a good sign. Face down on the table she comes in and I hear music but the new channel is still on WTF but ok whatever. Then she starts talking in broken English wanted to have a conversation again I am with chatting them up but normally on the flip face down I can't hear and want to relax. All of a sudden I hear noises from the hallway and the room is getting cold. I peek my head up and see she open the F'in door WTF again. She moved the towel in between the cheeks to access one leg at a time. Then did some stretching which cause my junk to be exposed. She didn't cover me back up until the next leg. Ok not bad maybe something will happen spent some time on the butt cheeks but my teasing the boys. I forgot to turn my phone off so had to get off the table completely naked she didn't leave the room or seem to care. Again ok good sign.

On the flip this small towel barely covering my semi now she makes sure it in place by tucking around my cock touching him and grabbing him through the towel. I said we don't need that think that was a hint. I get hit with the finish "no want trouble" again WTF. She is rubbing my legs and stretching again towel falls off on its own (again very small towel) she covers me back up like I did it saying no trouble. The door wide open I start showing signs of complete displeasure she said sorry I can't do that. Get to the point I am laying there and she rubbing one leg and I look up she's watching the f'in news channel. I told her to get a hot towel with 10 minutes left. Left her with out a tip.

Why have unscented oil and the smallest draping if your not offering HE. Also the table we covered in a manor that I doubt is complete changed after each session. Had a towel under my junk and butt but the shoulders and legs were on the very uncomfortable decorated table cover which I wonder if is ever changed. I've had some very bad service before but this was by far the worst.

Thanks for the report. I'm in for funding!

**JoeMaleMpls** · 08-08-22 09:26

Ok we need to setup a TOFTT fund. Everyone should be sending $5 to my Venmo to pay for the emotional distress this appointment has caused me. 😀.

So started out with texting the provider for an appointment through in some obvious flirting or language that clear states what I am looking for without stating what I am looking for. Should of been a red flag when she is only open 12-6 pm but little head wanted to find a new spot.

So I show up and her office is located in an office build with many other business sharing the same hallway, lobby, and bathrooms (This will be important in a little bit). I walk in am greeted by an older lady (par the course now days) not attractive maybe 55-60? Anyways I have already committed. Prices $70 an hr $50 for 30 mins. Should of listen to my big head and did the 30 min.

Office space is very small with a curtain dividing the table and her "office area". I walk in she is watching China news channel on her laptop. She greets me I shut the door behind me give her the money and she takes me to the table side of the room. Table has just a small towel as "cover" which I thought was a good sign. Face down on the table she comes in and I hear music but the new channel is still on WTF but ok whatever. Then she starts talking in broken English wanted to have a conversation again I am with chatting them up but normally on the flip face down I can't hear and want to relax. All of a sudden I hear noises from the hallway and the room is getting cold. I peek my head up and see she open the F'in door WTF again. She moved the towel in between the cheeks to access one leg at a time. Then did some stretching which cause my junk to be exposed. She didn't cover me back up until the next leg. Ok not bad maybe something will happen spent some time on the butt cheeks but my teasing the boys. I forgot to turn my phone off so had to get off the table completely naked she didn't leave the room or seem to care. Again ok good sign.

On the flip this small towel barely covering my semi now she makes sure it in place by tucking around my cock touching him and grabbing him through the towel. I said we don't need that think that was a hint. I get hit with the finish "no want trouble" again WTF. She is rubbing my legs and stretching again towel falls off on its own (again very small towel) she covers me back up like I did it saying no trouble. The door wide open I start showing signs of complete displeasure she said sorry I can't do that. Get to the point I am laying there and she rubbing one leg and I look up she's watching the f'in news channel. I told her to get a hot towel with 10 minutes left. Left her with out a tip.

Why have unscented oil and the smallest draping if your not offering HE. Also the table we covered in a manor that I doubt is complete changed after each session. Had a towel under my junk and butt but the shoulders and legs were on the very uncomfortable decorated table cover which I wonder if is ever changed. I've had some very bad service before but this was by far the worst.

**BurtForPres** · 08-07-22 12:34

Originally Posted by MassErrection [View Original Post]

https://resortmassageandtanning.glossgenius.com/team

TOFTT. Bet I score tonight!

If this place is fun, I'm eating a hat. The site posts photos of the ladies. That's a big red flag in my book. If they do have any fun available, it has to be at least another visit before any fun is had. We all await your review Mass. Godspeed, and may the HE gods smile upon you!

**BurtForPres** · 08-07-22 12:23

TOFTT, although I'm pretty sure many others have already tried. Consider this an update.

My usual place was booked up for my time slot. Lesson learned, calling ahead is smart.

Stopped by Panda Massage, also booked up, but the lady who told me was quite old (must have been at least 60), so even if HE was on the table, I didn't miss out. I can't confirm nor deny however.

Wonderful was nearby, and from what I read in the past it's hit or miss. I was hoping for hit, but save yourself the hassle guys. Mamasan was fairly ok, couldn't have been older than 45. That's where it ends however. Massage sucked, sheet was kept on the whole time, and any attempt to put out some fun time feelers was immediately denied. Sheet was basically magnetized to my junk and no in between crack action was had. She demanded a tip, so I gave her a $10. I should have listened to the big head. Damage was only $50 for the 30 min, so not the worst loss in the world. The iciness was so off-putting, I won't even try to come back.

**LastsLonger** · 08-06-22 06:53

Originally Posted by MassErrection [View Original Post]

https://resortmassageandtanning.glossgenius.com/team

TOFTT. Bet I score tonight!

I heard it was perhaps slight teasing then not much, your review was?

**Ddys11** · 08-05-22 18:09

Originally Posted by MassErrection [View Original Post]

https://resortmassageandtanning.glossgenius.com/team

TOFTT. Bet I score tonight!

Awesome! Wish you the best!

**MassErrection** · 08-05-22 17:31

https://resortmassageandtanning.glossgenius.com/team

TOFTT. Bet I score tonight!

**LastsLonger** · 08-05-22 11:17

Originally Posted by BBQ21 [View Original Post]

What is it called now?

Healing Bodywork.

**JoeMaleMpls** · 08-05-22 09:21

Try to search here but didn't get any returns. Has anyone been to JG Spa? Any info PM me or post. Thanks.

**Anything Cool** · 08-04-22 18:09

Originally Posted by LaGrecia92 [View Original Post]

Anyone tried Resort Massage in Elko? The women on their website are pretty attractive. I noticed they have a $260 VIP treatment option for booking. I asked about it and they said it's just a longer massage that includes fresh fruit and tea. Seems like a lot just for a snack, I'm wondering if upgrades are possible here. PM me if you have any insights and I'd be happy to share some tips on good spots.

I would be surprised if it was anything but legit. Some cute girls though.