Massage Parlor Reports

[JoeSchmo91]

Going to hit up Santa Ana this week.

Found a place, going to try it and let you all know.

https://nightfunpages.com/come-on-ov...er-30-minutes/

[Slammer6008]

Yes. She's slowing down a little!! But she's great all around good person!

Better to call her private number.

[Slammer6008]

Wait. Is she running Angel upstairs on Bolsa, now?

Yes. She's slowing down a little!! But she's great all around good person!

[Sexaholic777]

Ugh. My $80 regular FS Latina from El Classificado is now $120. Gone or rare are the $60-$80 FS Latinas in that news paper they are $100 to $150 . Still a good price. With the influx of all the new migrants lets see if there is some price competition.

According to spicy guy, there are fat Latinas at Bamboo. Haven't check it out but I'm Curious too.

[Bronco]

Ugh. My $80 regular FS Latina from El Classificado is now $120. Gone or rare are the $60-$80 FS Latinas in that news paper they are $100 to $150 . Still a good price. With the influx of all the new migrants lets see if there is some price competition.

[Caribe]

Lisa is still around.

Wait. Is she running Angel upstairs on Bolsa, now?

[Slammer6008]

Hannah's one of the oldies. She's not that old but she's been around for a long time. How is she looking. I'm sure she still looks like a MILF. Before opening this shop, all of the girls she used to work with have long since retired, including Lisa and Xixi at CKB.

I don't dare visit her anymore. She got pissed off at me for not telling her what was going on with a missing boyfriend.

Lisa is still around.

[PeterGuzinya]

Hannah's one of the oldies. She's not that old but she's been around for a long time. How is she looking. I'm sure she still looks like a MILF. Before opening this shop, all of the girls she used to work with have long since retired, including Lisa and Xixi at CKB.

I don't dare visit her anymore. She got pissed off at me for not telling her what was going on with a missing boyfriend.

I remember when she moved to health. I'd finished with Mimi (before she'd cut back on her menu) and walked out the back door. This tall woman in black stretch pants was taking something out of her car. Woof. She turned around and she said I'm Hannah. I carried the box she was holding into the shop and stayed another hour. Mimi was a little miffed. LOL. IMO the best MILF duo in town.

[Caribe]

A friend went by yesterday and both Hannah and Mimi were working.

Hannah's one of the oldies. She's not that old but she's been around for a long time. How is she looking. I'm sure she still looks like a MILF. Before opening this shop, all of the girls she used to work with have long since retired, including Lisa and Xixi at CKB.

I don't dare visit her anymore. She got pissed off at me for not telling her what was going on with a missing boyfriend.

[PeterGuzinya]

Sounds like you never been to SH downstairs then.

I wish there was a way to filter out all the discussions about bathrooms and towels.

You're in a closed room for an hour with someone who is with 50-100 other guys a week. This is not a hobby for Felix Unger germ-phobes.

I think most of the guys said, "Who's Felix Unger. " I'd say Tony Randall but that won't help. How about a separate thread for AMP Bathrooms.

On a separate topic, has anyone tracked down the YZ girls that left? Bella, Cindy, Nancy, Grace or Coco? Now that was a nice bathroom.

[ZzzBoy14]

Stop responding to Spicy Curry, you morons!

He is trolling the hell out of all of you just posting random ass stories.

God damn, you guys are dumb.

[City Slicker]

I read you can get your balls shaved and suckie fuckie at Clam Chateau on Bolsa in Westminster. Went there and got Kathy, nice looking Viet late thirties maybe. Nice shaving and pampering of the balls and asshole, wasn't shy about handling my cock, moving the shaft around to make way for the shave. Then she says Finish. I asked for FS, she says no. How about a BJ, or just a HJ. No, we don't do that here; and left the room.

Seconds later a guy came in the room. I'm thinking he's going to start shit, but he was friendly and touched my leg. Then moved up my thighs and grabbed my cock. Squirted shaving cream all over his hand and stuck his finger up my ass. Finger in and out, twirling and twisting, and his thumb moving in circular motion tickling my balls. Disgusting and I was offended. After a few minutes I kicked him out with no tips. And turns out he doesn't even work there.

Lessons here is when you write reviews, posting accurate information will help fellow mongers avoid being finger fucked by other mongers. Be true and stay safe.

WTH did I just read.

[SpicyCurry]

I talked to PPS and he did not know of a "Cow's Knee" but there is a new girl "Cow Lee" or something like that. She was busy varnishing some dude's walking stick. Also pleased to report that they have toilet paper.

What was the damage for the unrequested BBBJ? Girls going to want to get paid.

Actually you had the best situation for FS. If someone else is pounding and grunting, who is going to hear you doing it?

And when you talk about Latinas upstairs, are you talking about directly upstairs? There is another building in the same parking lot, with a Vt coffee shop. I think there used to be a spa there too. Are you talking about Latinas in that place? Maybe that would clear up the confusion. I think you said you saw Andy and Linda and had no complaints about them trans for Latina. So I don't understand where that comes from.

You didn't ask pps about CaoNee, you're lying just to bust my balls dude. She tells me her full name is Canima "Cow Nee Ma", maybe pps knows her by that. Total damage was $123, wanted to clear a few bills out of my wallet. The fucking couple next door was all over the place, bed, floor, chasing each other, who knows. CaoNee is new, isn't that bold as some of the old hags that are there.

Upstairs Andy, Linda, Anna, Jessica, Sally, Charlie, Jennifer. All lickie dickie.

[BBS109]

Newport Nuru off Birch. Room was small but the linen seemed clean. $45 x30 saw Veronica. 20's possibly 30's Latina with bleach blonde hair. She was dressed similar to nurse with mask for duration of massage. I wasn't impressed with the massage and I couldn't tell but her body didn't seem like it was anything worth writing home about so I opted out on the flip. Any independent providers with big naturals or great ass?

[SpicyCurry]

I read you can get your balls shaved and suckie fuckie at Clam Chateau on Bolsa in Westminster. Went there and got Kathy, nice looking Viet late thirties maybe. Nice shaving and pampering of the balls and asshole, wasn't shy about handling my cock, moving the shaft around to make way for the shave. Then she says Finish. I asked for FS, she says no. How about a BJ, or just a HJ. No, we don't do that here; and left the room.

Seconds later a guy came in the room. I'm thinking he's going to start shit, but he was friendly and touched my leg. Then moved up my thighs and grabbed my cock. Squirted shaving cream all over his hand and stuck his finger up my ass. Finger in and out, twirling and twisting, and his thumb moving in circular motion tickling my balls. Disgusting and I was offended. After a few minutes I kicked him out with no tips. And turns out he doesn't even work there.

Lessons here is when you write reviews, posting accurate information will help fellow mongers avoid being finger fucked by other mongers. Be true and stay safe.