Massage Parlor Reports

**ZoooBus** · 08-03-22 20:28

Originally Posted by AvereageQ [View Original Post]

I've been asked if I want 4 hands there but I haven't taken them up on it so I don't what kind of session that is.

I haven't been let down yet visiting there. I've passed on new girls because of looks, but I was always able to see Sophia / Angela or Cathy if I passed on the new one. I saw Yumi today, initially asked for Angela but she was with someone else. I didn't realize that and interrupted their session. My bad. I told Angela sorry I didn't know she was busy and she suggested I try the new girl Yumi so I went with it. Look wise, she wasn't my cup of tea but she was really nice and had slim nice body. Had some surgical scars but it wasn't an issue for me. I went for the hour and gave my usual donation. Massage was light mixed with some hard. I generally prefer just hard if I'm there for an actual massage, but this mix was nice. On the flip she asked if I wanted to get straight to the action, which I did. She had a tight box. She accommodated most of my position requests and got into it. I've had a busy hobby week so I was lasting a while but managed to get a pop within the hour session. After the pop she said next time we should do less massage to have more time for the fun. I was in agreement.

It is worth it at least once in your lifetime. Avoid one session and use your savings. If you know a place they sometimes give you a bit of a price break.

**AvereageQ** · 08-03-22 19:58

Originally Posted by DKang21 [View Original Post]

Hello fellow mongers,

Went to Lin Massage a couple weeks ago after seeing the review on Sophia a couple months ago.

Parked around the block as parking was tough to find in the compound in front of the spa. Rang the doorbell and was let in promptly by Sophia who was eating lunch at the time, she had asked that I waited as she finished eating. No problem as it should be 10 minutes or so. I sat down and I could hear much of the fucking going on next door and didn't realize how turned on I was because I could hear all the smacking and moaning. The walls are extremely thin and you could hear every noise. Sophia had walked in naked we were both ready to fuck as she stripped off my clothes and started a covered BJ. She was everything that was described, had a little belly and tattoos but a fat ass and rack. We do our activities and we try to match the energy of our neighbors before both finishing after 30 minutes of various positions. Essentially no massage and all fun. Cleaned up and had me leave.

Wonder if they allow tag teams or group fun here as the walls are basically non-existent already. (If you're interested feel free to DM me).

I've been asked if I want 4 hands there but I haven't taken them up on it so I don't what kind of session that is.

I haven't been let down yet visiting there. I've passed on new girls because of looks, but I was always able to see Sophia / Angela or Cathy if I passed on the new one. I saw Yumi today, initially asked for Angela but she was with someone else. I didn't realize that and interrupted their session. My bad. I told Angela sorry I didn't know she was busy and she suggested I try the new girl Yumi so I went with it. Look wise, she wasn't my cup of tea but she was really nice and had slim nice body. Had some surgical scars but it wasn't an issue for me. I went for the hour and gave my usual donation. Massage was light mixed with some hard. I generally prefer just hard if I'm there for an actual massage, but this mix was nice. On the flip she asked if I wanted to get straight to the action, which I did. She had a tight box. She accommodated most of my position requests and got into it. I've had a busy hobby week so I was lasting a while but managed to get a pop within the hour session. After the pop she said next time we should do less massage to have more time for the fun. I was in agreement.

**Marko Ramius** · 08-03-22 18:39

Prices have a lot more to do with how many girls are selling and how many guys are buying that what Amazon Brogrammers or simps are willing to pay.

For myself, I am more generous than average but I also tolerate no crap. If a girl jerks me around on time or money or service they are gone and don't get a second chance. I am very willing to pay a premium for a girl who doesn't look like she starts each day with a monster lumberjack pancake breakfast, is on time, courteous, and does her work with no drama or fuss.

Maybe another way to put it is that for the vast majority of girls on the Seattle area market, $0 is too much for me to pay. There are only a handful of working girls I still see post covid and that number isn't increasing.

**DKang21** · 08-03-22 15:17

Hello fellow mongers,

Went to Lin Massage a couple weeks ago after seeing the review on Sophia a couple months ago.

Parked around the block as parking was tough to find in the compound in front of the spa. Rang the doorbell and was let in promptly by Sophia who was eating lunch at the time, she had asked that I waited as she finished eating. No problem as it should be 10 minutes or so. I sat down and I could hear much of the fucking going on next door and didn't realize how turned on I was because I could hear all the smacking and moaning. The walls are extremely thin and you could hear every noise. Sophia had walked in naked we were both ready to fuck as she stripped off my clothes and started a covered BJ. She was everything that was described, had a little belly and tattoos but a fat ass and rack. We do our activities and we try to match the energy of our neighbors before both finishing after 30 minutes of various positions. Essentially no massage and all fun. Cleaned up and had me leave.

Wonder if they allow tag teams or group fun here as the walls are basically non-existent already. (If you're interested feel free to DM me).

**MartyByrde** · 08-02-22 20:05

Originally Posted by ProperGMan [View Original Post]

Unfortunately we also have mongers who somehow think that sex work obeys normal laws of supply and demand and try to 'hold a line' by insulting other mongers who decide they want to pay what they can afford.

Pay what you want .

I routinely pay. 8-1.

The problem with that is 1) most mongers want to / only pay standard rates. And 2) for those few mongers who do pay more, it inflates the market for the majority of the mongers.

Example: let's say a particular model of a car has been selling for $43,000 (most folks are paying that). Are you really going to pay $45,000 for that same car? Seems like bad economics. Remember, cost savings add up, and I'd rather have such savings in my pocket.

**ProperGMan** · 08-02-22 19:35

Originally Posted by SonicDevotee [View Original Post]

Well, well stated! Unfortunately, there are a number of hobbyists (both rookies and veterans) who pay more.

Unfortunately we also have mongers who somehow think that sex work obeys normal laws of supply and demand and try to 'hold a line' by insulting other mongers who decide they want to pay what they can afford.

Pay what you want .

I routinely pay. 8-1.

**SugarIsBad** · 08-02-22 17:56

Originally Posted by VillageRat [View Original Post]

So your first ever HE. But yet you knew about this site. And that you should come tell all about it immediately?

Coincidentally Green Lake Spa is infamous for the BS reviews on Rubmaps. This just sounds ridiculous. Especially because you're "good looking." Ugh.

1. If you google "Asian massage parlor review Seattle" this forum is the 6th result. Ya afterward I googled reviews for parlors. 2. I mentioned that I'm good looking because I wonder how this might effect people's experiences. 3. I would like to learn more about the Green lake location, I noticed they're sponsored on yelp, that's how I ended up there. Didn't get the girls name.

**LCB** · 08-02-22 17:31

Elite is legit and has been good in the past. I haven't been there in 2-3 years, so I have no idea who is in their lineup.

Typically, the woman have been in the 40+ age group. It's hit or miss on BBFS & BBBJ, but I have had BBFS more than not there.

Table shower & sauna are available. Overall, my past experiences have been good at Elite.

If anyone has any updated info; I too would like to hear about it.

Have a good one!

LCB.

Originally Posted by TSMassageLover [View Original Post]

Is there any reviews or intel on elite massage in Edmonds? Do they still offer TS? Are the girls younger?

**MartyByrde** · 08-02-22 14:16

Originally Posted by BladeCruisin [View Original Post]

Start learning by not giving more than $40 tip for a HE.

Yes, that is the absolute maximum one should give for an HJ / HE.

**VillageRat** · 08-02-22 11:33

Originally Posted by Sugarisbad [View Original Post]

I just got my first ever he on accident! At Green Lake spa. I didn't even go with that intention. I just wanted a cheap massage. But the girl was cool, 30's. Cute, . But she didn't speak English. It became apparent what was going on when she walked in on me changing and I said, I'm changing! And she laughed and said no problem. Then proceeded to just be around me naked. I didn't know how to negotiate or communicate. I couldn't understand most of what she said. During the He she said something about cum, and when I came she seemed upset. But she seemed to like me, maybe because I'm good looking? And she charged me 120. And then seemed surprised when I immediately accepted. She let me feel her really nice boobs, but wouldn't take her top off. Why is that? The He was amazing, really. I think I'm addicted. I want to learn everything about the parlors in Seattle area.

So your first ever HE. But yet you knew about this site. And that you should come tell all about it immediately?

Coincidentally Green Lake Spa is infamous for the BS reviews on Rubmaps. This just sounds ridiculous. Especially because you're "good looking." Ugh.

**BladeCruisin** · 08-01-22 21:44

Originally Posted by Sugarisbad [View Original Post]

I think I'm addicted. I want to learn everything about the parlors in Seattle area.

Start learning by not giving more than $40 tip for a HE.

**SugarIsBad** · 08-01-22 20:43

I just got my first ever he on accident! At Green Lake spa. I didn't even go with that intention. I just wanted a cheap massage. But the girl was cool, 30's. Cute, . But she didn't speak English. It became apparent what was going on when she walked in on me changing and I said, I'm changing! And she laughed and said no problem. Then proceeded to just be around me naked. I didn't know how to negotiate or communicate. I couldn't understand most of what she said. During the He she said something about cum, and when I came she seemed upset. But she seemed to like me, maybe because I'm good looking? And she charged me 120. And then seemed surprised when I immediately accepted. She let me feel her really nice boobs, but wouldn't take her top off. Why is that? The He was amazing, really. I think I'm addicted. I want to learn everything about the parlors in Seattle area.

**GoaThillBilly** · 08-01-22 17:49

I agree that we need to stick together and not over-pay. I like to try new places and the past 3 times I have went where they had younger providers they all tried to hustle me, one place in north Marysville off 116th I just paid for the 40 crappy massage and walked when we could not agree on a price, she was very pissed that I tipped nothing at all. Also they have all been thicker body types (not my cup of tea) and they all had the attitude that since they are younger, they should get more $, and laughed when I offered 40. I ended up doing 60 for the other 2, one for topless and the other for top roaming, that one wanted 80 just for topless HE. I have one place that will do 140-150 total damage for a hh cfs and DATY and First Class massage on Rucker where I get a pretty good back and PM for 80 total and no mention of the tip until completion and seem good with the 40 tip, but not roaming or extras so far other than the HE. I will probably just stick with those two places for now, since the new one I have tried have been a disappointment.

**DandiDanny** · 08-01-22 15:33

I knew this place was strictly legit a year ago but recently walked in to check it out and saw a young girl with short dress so I went in today.

Met by the same young girl wearing short dress so it brought my hopes up. She even asked if I wanted table shower. I laid down but immediately draped me and the whole session was all draped and no where near the boys. She even tucked in my arms inside the blanket.

She kept asking me if its good, good tip?

On the way out I only had a hundred dollar bill and she was like "for me, right?" I laughed and wanted 20 back. And she didn't even say bye to me.

I don't know if it's just me seeing her for the first time that I didn't get anything but I don't get how / why she could ask for that much of a tip when nothing special has been done. Any of you ever got a he here??

**MartyByrde** · 08-01-22 13:17

Originally Posted by Buck1138 [View Original Post]

60 for the hour and 40 tip for a very good massage and HJ is widely available and we as customers have the power to keep it that way.

More than 60 for the hour? Walk out.

More than 40 tip for HJ? Say no thank you. I'm good then.

Get rushed or bad service? Let them know you will not be coming back.

This is the only power we have. Let's not waste it by thinking with our little head.

Well, well stated! Unfortunately, there are a number of hobbyists (both rookies and veterans) who pay more.