Massage Parlor Reports

[PeterGuzinya]

Sounds like you never been to SH downstairs then.

I wish there was a way to filter out all the discussions about bathrooms and towels.

You're in a closed room for an hour with someone who is with 50-100 other guys a week. This is not a hobby for Felix Unger germ-phobes.

I think most of the guys said, "Who's Felix Unger. " I'd say Tony Randall but that won't help. How about a separate thread for AMP Bathrooms.

On a separate topic, has anyone tracked down the YZ girls that left? Bella, Cindy, Nancy, Grace or Coco? Now that was a nice bathroom.

[ZzzBoy14]

Stop responding to Spicy Curry, you morons!

He is trolling the hell out of all of you just posting random ass stories.

God damn, you guys are dumb.

[City Slicker]

I read you can get your balls shaved and suckie fuckie at Clam Chateau on Bolsa in Westminster. Went there and got Kathy, nice looking Viet late thirties maybe. Nice shaving and pampering of the balls and asshole, wasn't shy about handling my cock, moving the shaft around to make way for the shave. Then she says Finish. I asked for FS, she says no. How about a BJ, or just a HJ. No, we don't do that here; and left the room.

Seconds later a guy came in the room. I'm thinking he's going to start shit, but he was friendly and touched my leg. Then moved up my thighs and grabbed my cock. Squirted shaving cream all over his hand and stuck his finger up my ass. Finger in and out, twirling and twisting, and his thumb moving in circular motion tickling my balls. Disgusting and I was offended. After a few minutes I kicked him out with no tips. And turns out he doesn't even work there.

Lessons here is when you write reviews, posting accurate information will help fellow mongers avoid being finger fucked by other mongers. Be true and stay safe.

WTH did I just read.

[SpicyCurry]

I talked to PPS and he did not know of a "Cow's Knee" but there is a new girl "Cow Lee" or something like that. She was busy varnishing some dude's walking stick. Also pleased to report that they have toilet paper.

What was the damage for the unrequested BBBJ? Girls going to want to get paid.

Actually you had the best situation for FS. If someone else is pounding and grunting, who is going to hear you doing it?

And when you talk about Latinas upstairs, are you talking about directly upstairs? There is another building in the same parking lot, with a Vt coffee shop. I think there used to be a spa there too. Are you talking about Latinas in that place? Maybe that would clear up the confusion. I think you said you saw Andy and Linda and had no complaints about them trans for Latina. So I don't understand where that comes from.

You didn't ask pps about CaoNee, you're lying just to bust my balls dude. She tells me her full name is Canima "Cow Nee Ma", maybe pps knows her by that. Total damage was $123, wanted to clear a few bills out of my wallet. The fucking couple next door was all over the place, bed, floor, chasing each other, who knows. CaoNee is new, isn't that bold as some of the old hags that are there.

Upstairs Andy, Linda, Anna, Jessica, Sally, Charlie, Jennifer. All lickie dickie.

[BBS109]

Newport Nuru off Birch. Room was small but the linen seemed clean. $45 x30 saw Veronica. 20's possibly 30's Latina with bleach blonde hair. She was dressed similar to nurse with mask for duration of massage. I wasn't impressed with the massage and I couldn't tell but her body didn't seem like it was anything worth writing home about so I opted out on the flip. Any independent providers with big naturals or great ass?

[SpicyCurry]

I read you can get your balls shaved and suckie fuckie at Clam Chateau on Bolsa in Westminster. Went there and got Kathy, nice looking Viet late thirties maybe. Nice shaving and pampering of the balls and asshole, wasn't shy about handling my cock, moving the shaft around to make way for the shave. Then she says Finish. I asked for FS, she says no. How about a BJ, or just a HJ. No, we don't do that here; and left the room.

Seconds later a guy came in the room. I'm thinking he's going to start shit, but he was friendly and touched my leg. Then moved up my thighs and grabbed my cock. Squirted shaving cream all over his hand and stuck his finger up my ass. Finger in and out, twirling and twisting, and his thumb moving in circular motion tickling my balls. Disgusting and I was offended. After a few minutes I kicked him out with no tips. And turns out he doesn't even work there.

Lessons here is when you write reviews, posting accurate information will help fellow mongers avoid being finger fucked by other mongers. Be true and stay safe.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Came back to see CaoNee at SH Sunny. Awesome session BBBJ without even have to ask. I wanted to fuck but she said No. She promised last time but said nervous about the loud active couple next door. Assholes next room ruined my chance of FS, but still an awesome session.

On way out, curious so I stuck my head in next door and saw Yoyo sitting on some guy's face. She was startled at first, but then recognized me, waved and started grinding on the guy. *****, she only fucked me before but never sat on my face.

CaoNee or "cow nee" is relatively new, been there a couple months ever since Jennifer left and went upstairs to Bamboo. Less competition upstairs with trans and fat Latinas.

I talked to PPS and he did not know of a "Cow's Knee" but there is a new girl "Cow Lee" or something like that. She was busy varnishing some dude's walking stick. Also pleased to report that they have toilet paper.

What was the damage for the unrequested BBBJ? Girls going to want to get paid.

Actually you had the best situation for FS. If someone else is pounding and grunting, who is going to hear you doing it?

And when you talk about latinas upstairs, are you talking about directly upstairs? There is another building in the same parking lot, with a Vt coffee shop. I think there used to be a spa there too. Are you talking about latinas in that place? Maybe that would clear up the confusion. I think you said you saw Andy and Linda and had no complaints about them trans for latina. So I don't understand where that comes from.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

The bathrooms of a spa are usually a fair indicator or how clean the spa is overall. Bamboo's bathroom is filthy.

Sounds like you never been to SH downstairs then.

I wish there was a way to filter out all the discussions about bathrooms and towels.

You're in a closed room for an hour with someone who is with 50-100 other guys a week. This is not a hobby for Felix Unger germ-phobes.

[DJezDick]

The bathrooms of a spa are usually a fair indicator or how clean the spa is overall. Bamboo's bathroom is filthy.

Looks clean to me!

[CurtainCasnova]

Wow, anyone who's been to Bamboo would have a hard time giving this statement any credibility. I'm not saying the place is an outright dump, nor am I stating that it's intentionally trying to be dirty. For all I know, they have a pretty rigorous cleaning policy. But the cleanest in an AMP? No. I can list at least 3 places that are cleaner and that's just on Westminster and Bolsa.

What I do know is that the place is way too dark inside to be able to tell how clean it is, I've been inside and gotten my socks moist upon taking off my shoes, the massage tables aren't actual massage tables, but home-built wooden framed platforms with not too new mattress / bedding covering the frames, and I've been there on a couple of occasions where I'm directed to the room and told to wait a minute while they spray the massage table with a spray bottle, mind you they sprayed it with it already covered and ready to go.

The handy's there are reliable with unreliable roaming factors. Hard to gauge the beauty behind the mask, as the several times I went was during Covid peaks in the last couple of years. But most of the providers I asked for were the namebrands discussed on this board and they weren't unattractive. Don't recall any particularly good mileage to mention..

I'm sorry. I meant the fresh laundry. Not the overall. Dunno that other place that closed. But I got a couple of suggestions. Thanks. I worried after reading some news reports.

[Booyah63]

Wow, anyone who's been to Bamboo would have a hard time giving this statement any credibility. I'm not saying the place is an outright dump, nor am I stating that it's intentionally trying to be dirty. For all I know, they have a pretty rigorous cleaning policy. But the cleanest in an AMP? No. I can list at least 3 places that are cleaner and that's just on Westminster and Bolsa.

What I do know is that the place is way too dark inside to be able to tell how clean it is, I've been inside and gotten my socks moist upon taking off my shoes, the massage tables aren't actual massage tables, but home-built wooden framed platforms with not too new mattress / bedding covering the frames, and I've been there on a couple of occasions where I'm directed to the room and told to wait a minute while they spray the massage table with a spray bottle, mind you they sprayed it with it already covered and ready to go.

The handy's there are reliable with unreliable roaming factors. Hard to gauge the beauty behind the mask, as the several times I went was during Covid peaks in the last couple of years. But most of the providers I asked for were the namebrands discussed on this board and they weren't unattractive. Don't recall any particularly good mileage to mention.

If anyone's familiar with the old place on Bolsa called Six Star that's now closed, it's about as clean as that joint. Dark, curtains, carpet, home made wooden bed frames that are super low to the ground, and lumpy mattresses / bedding. That place always made me feel like I was in an oriental harem because everything was just so put together by hand. I'm referring to the fact that nothing in that business looked like a catalog purchase from a professional masseuse or therapy supplier. Much like BW.

The bathrooms of a spa are usually a fair indicator or how clean the spa is overall. Bamboo's bathroom is filthy.

[PeterGuzinya]

Hannah on Goldenwest? Is she still working or not?

A friend went by yesterday and both Hannah and Mimi were working.

[PeterGuzinya]

Wow, anyone who's been to Bamboo would have a hard time giving this statement any credibility. I'm not saying the place is an outright dump, nor am I stating that it's intentionally trying to be dirty. For all I know, they have a pretty rigorous cleaning policy. But the cleanest in an AMP? No. I can list at least 3 places that are cleaner and that's just on Westminster and Bolsa.

What I do know is that the place is way too dark inside to be able to tell how clean it is, I've been inside and gotten my socks moist upon taking off my shoes, the massage tables aren't actual massage tables, but home-built wooden framed platforms with not too new mattress / bedding covering the frames, and I've been there on a couple of occasions where I'm directed to the room and told to wait a minute while they spray the massage table with a spray bottle, mind you they sprayed it with it already covered and ready to go.

The handy's there are reliable with unreliable roaming factors. Hard to gauge the beauty behind the mask, as the several times I went was during Covid peaks in the last couple of years. But most of the providers I asked for were the namebrands discussed on this board and they weren't unattractive. Don't recall any particularly good mileage to mention..

Speaking of Six Star Bolsa does anyone know what happened to Tina? She left before they closed. A cute butt and a lot of fun.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Wow, anyone who's been to Bamboo would have a hard time giving this statement any credibility. I'm not saying the place is an outright dump, nor am I stating that it's intentionally trying to be dirty. For all I know, they have a pretty rigorous cleaning policy. But the cleanest in an AMP? No. I can list at least 3 places that are cleaner and that's just on Westminster and Bolsa.

What I do know is that the place is way too dark inside to be able to tell how clean it is, I've been inside and gotten my socks moist upon taking off my shoes, the massage tables aren't actual massage tables, but home-built wooden framed platforms with not too new mattress / bedding covering the frames, and I've been there on a couple of occasions where I'm directed to the room and told to wait a minute while they spray the massage table with a spray bottle, mind you they sprayed it with it already covered and ready to go.

The handy's there are reliable with unreliable roaming factors. Hard to gauge the beauty behind the mask, as the several times I went was during Covid peaks in the last couple of years. But most of the providers I asked for were the namebrands discussed on this board and they weren't unattractive. Don't recall any particularly good mileage to mention..

I am I am developing BW-Review-Fatigue from the whipsawing reports. May I summarize the bottom line here?

It sounds like you have not been there in a while. Several of us have gone there recently and noticed that they have embarked on a new campaign to deal with sheets and towels. They to have drying racks and be folding sheets if you come in at the right time. The sheets and towels are squeaky clean. As they have always been for years. Some speculate that this is in reaction to reports of dirty towels on this forum, despite repeated rebuttals from long term respected members.

Also discussed on this forum several times (by Grimmly et al), is that the carpet around the bed can be moist because the ladies bring in little pails of hot soapy water which they use to do a "very thorough cleaning. " Its virtually impossible for there to be jizz on the carpet unless you have a curved sheppard's stick for a pecker. If you are lying down getting serviced, your wood is angled toward your own face. And there is a girl who is body blocking any stream of jizz from going into orbit.

As for the rest of the place. I would agree with you. Nothing to write home to mama about. Kinda so-so, but its so dark its hard to tell. Nothing overly dirty but not sparkling fresh, and no smell of pinesol. But sheets and towels are were the rubber meets the road and they have always been clean and new.

As for service, I also agree pretty much. There are sort of two classes of Whack-a-pole places. Some that do a respectable massage versus some that just go through the motions somewhat briefly with little effort and short you time. BW along several other places is in higher class of respectable massages. Some guys glow about the amazing quality and perhaps a few say they got a half-ass job but you almost never hear of getting shorted.

Also agree that there is not a lot of distinction in the attractiveness, bodies, or extra services. Why guys go back is their art-of-the-tease which is the best. I always wondered why their competitors don't copy them.

I have yet to see any fat Latina, freaky Latina, skinny Latina, any transexual, any sheepdog trained as a masseuse, nor dripping stalagtyes of fossilized cum dripping down the ceiling. I am still loooking though.

Meanwhile a good monger diet should include a variety from the various monger food groups. Don't obsess with one place or "you will miss all that heavenly glory" (Bruce Lee).

[BenderOver]

Yeah I was at Bamboo last week and the place is the cleanest I have seen at an AMP. I don't know who is telling tall tales about it. It sounds funny but I appreciate the cleanliness.

Wow, anyone who's been to Bamboo would have a hard time giving this statement any credibility. I'm not saying the place is an outright dump, nor am I stating that it's intentionally trying to be dirty. For all I know, they have a pretty rigorous cleaning policy. But the cleanest in an AMP? No. I can list at least 3 places that are cleaner and that's just on Westminster and Bolsa.

What I do know is that the place is way too dark inside to be able to tell how clean it is, I've been inside and gotten my socks moist upon taking off my shoes, the massage tables aren't actual massage tables, but home-built wooden framed platforms with not too new mattress / bedding covering the frames, and I've been there on a couple of occasions where I'm directed to the room and told to wait a minute while they spray the massage table with a spray bottle, mind you they sprayed it with it already covered and ready to go.

The handy's there are reliable with unreliable roaming factors. Hard to gauge the beauty behind the mask, as the several times I went was during Covid peaks in the last couple of years. But most of the providers I asked for were the namebrands discussed on this board and they weren't unattractive. Don't recall any particularly good mileage to mention.

If anyone's familiar with the old place on Bolsa called Six Star that's now closed, it's about as clean as that joint. Dark, curtains, carpet, home made wooden bed frames that are super low to the ground, and lumpy mattresses / bedding. That place always made me feel like I was in an oriental harem because everything was just so put together by hand. I'm referring to the fact that nothing in that business looked like a catalog purchase from a professional masseuse or therapy supplier. Much like BW.