EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[Random36]

EU place?

Golden Hands in Arlington Heights.

[Jesus Collins]

Lisuania's and the old Tat's on and Milwaukee Ave were the only EMPs that I recollect having a table shower. I see that the very family-friendly Sky Sauna in BG has a table shower, too. While I doubt extras could be had, does anyone know if the massage talent is attractive enough to warrant a soapy experience? My guess is that at best it's trunks on: https://skyspasauna.com/photo-gallery/.

Nat from GH had a top-notch bust. It's what you would've hoped to see looming over you while laid out on the table. I received this in my inbox years ago, but it really didn't do her justice. I've looked around since and it appears she vanished from social media. What happened to her outcall option? Is that still available?

She had an incredible f body and yeah those pics don't do her justice. I definitely pushed her out of her comfort zone a few times but at some point she developed an attitude with me.

I've always said she would have been run of the mill at Lisunia's. They definitely had some lookers.

[Dr Manhattan]

Lisuania's and the old Tat's on and Milwaukee Ave were the only EMPs that I recollect having a table shower. I see that the very family-friendly Sky Sauna in BG has a table shower, too. While I doubt extras could be had, does anyone know if the massage talent is attractive enough to warrant a soapy experience? My guess is that at best it's trunks on: https://skyspasauna.com/photo-gallery/.

Nat from GH had a top-notch bust. It's what you would've hoped to see looming over you while laid out on the table. I received this in my inbox years ago, but it really didn't do her justice. I've looked around since and it appears she vanished from social media. What happened to her outcall option? Is that still available?

[Jesus Collins]

My oh my. I spent some GOOD times at Lisunia's. Parking down the street, discreetly going in that front door off Harlem next to the rug or furniture store. Ivanka was a smokeshow. Had a cute brunette first time I was there who just was amazing.

I went to that place for like 8 months before I realized they provided an L1 . I'm going to say 2005 ish?

[Pickles13]

Oh, the good ole days down near harlem and grand. That place was the best euro place out there.

My oh my. I spent some GOOD times at Lisunia's. Parking down the street, discreetly going in that front door off Harlem next to the rug or furniture store. Ivanka was a smokeshow. Had a cute brunette first time I was there who just was amazing.

[TrichChi1000]

Seeing reviews on RH for Golden Hands in Arlington Heights. Has anyone been? I used to go to the old location in Schaumburg back in the day. I'm sure those girls are long gone though. Big titted Natalie. Tight body Diana and the MILF whose name escapes me. The good old days.

Natalie had some great Natural tits! Seen her many times, could never get her to go past HJ.

[MwmChicago]

Speaking of olden times, I've seen this one advertise on and off for years, but I never took the plunge. Seems like she offered a B2B session with nuru gel at some point. Would it still be worth the visit?

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/b...512593063.html

Haha, I was about to send her a message on POF.com. Might have to go try her out and see if we can free those lovely big girls from their holster while she's sucking my cock.

[Walker333]

Great report thank you, ummm the CL poster I've seen post for years and years but I don't remember seeing herm even though she looks very familiar. Too many massages I guess have fogged my memory. Yeah on the last, I would be apprehensive too, been there done that before. When I was refused once for L1 from a legit MT, I stood up and jerked off on her sheet on the table while she looked away, all the while yelling to hurry up..

I probably have seen her 4-5 years ago or so. The face looks very familiar. The overall service was pretty decent + L1 after a few visits. Then, she disappeared and disconnected her phone.

[CakeLover13]

Great report thank you, ummm the CL poster I've seen post for years and years but I don't remember seeing herm even though she looks very familiar. Too many massages I guess have fogged my memory. Yeah on the last, I would be apprehensive too, been there done that before. When I was refused once for L1 from a legit MT, I stood up and jerked off on her sheet on the table while she looked away, all the while yelling to hurry up.

Not to grind the whole glory days thing into the ground, but I remember going into Lisunia's once on a fluke and had a 4-hand sensual build up from two young Euros, with table shower finish.
A reminder that nothing fun is allowed to last: https://abc7chicago.com/archive/7197068/.

Speaking of olden times, I've seen this one advertise on and off for years, but I never took the plunge. Seems like she offered a B2B session with nuru gel at some point. Would it still be worth the visit?
https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/b...512593063.html

I also noticed this one. Likely legit. It reminds me of how when a service is very new age and holistic to the point of being fringe, they'll often entertain the idea of nude therapy. I always approach these with kid gloves, right out of the gate. I once talked a LMT into a nude "tantric" session once, only to have her get bent out of shape when I actually finished.
https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/h...509993024.html

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[Dr Manhattan]

Oh, the good ole days down near harlem and grand. That place was the best euro place out there.

Not to grind the whole glory days thing into the ground, but I remember going into Lisunia's once on a fluke and had a 4-hand sensual build up from two young Euros, with table shower finish.
A reminder that nothing fun is allowed to last: https://abc7chicago.com/archive/7197068/.

Speaking of olden times, I've seen this one advertise on and off for years, but I never took the plunge. Seems like she offered a B2B session with nuru gel at some point. Would it still be worth the visit?
https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/b...512593063.html

I also noticed this one. Likely legit. It reminds me of how when a service is very new age and holistic to the point of being fringe, they'll often entertain the idea of nude therapy. I always approach these with kid gloves, right out of the gate. I once talked a LMT into a nude "tantric" session once, only to have her get bent out of shape when I actually finished.
https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/h...509993024.html

[CakeLover13]

Oh, the good ole days down near harlem and grand. That place was the best euro place out there.

[JimmyBLong]

The Euro scene peaked with Lisunia's and has never returned to that level.

I miss lisunia's!

[Frogger7777]

Seeing reviews on RH for Golden Hands in Arlington Heights. Has anyone been? I used to go to the old location in Schaumburg back in the day. I'm sure those girls are long gone though. Big titted Natalie. Tight body Diana and the MILF whose name escapes me. The good old days.

Diana from GH remains one of the hottest chicks I've ever seen naked. Those were good times.

[PeteMusk]

God, the EMP scene is so bad that mongers are circling the old and the new Irene's for the slightest chance of L1.

That and, we are left to play remember the time back 20 years ago. Which I wasnt around for, and doesn't help or change the current situation.

A few of the sketchier ones also, are outcall only lately. Dunno. I wish marias wasn't so weird, have had conflicting reports on the newer person.

[ApplePiePussy]

Seeing reviews on RH for Golden Hands in Arlington Heights. Has anyone been? I used to go to the old location in Schaumburg back in the day. I'm sure those girls are long gone though. Big titted Natalie. Tight body Diana and the MILF whose name escapes me. The good old days.