EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[Jinurso]

Hey guys coming home to Chitown after many years away. After visiting so many AMPs in my new locale Tampa was.

Wondering where near 6 corners you would recommend a good spot if any.

There are two places people refer to as "six corners" now. One is in Wicker Park Bucktown and the other is further north. Which one?

[Dr Manhattan]

Benn to GH in Arlington Heights. Located in a discrete office building. Has a nice L1 massage by a attractive, not beautiful mid 30's European lady, whose name I did not get. Planning on repeating.

Good to hear. How much did the mid-30's Euro set you back? Door fee + tip?

I researched that lower level office location in the past. It was on the same property as a child care service, which turned me off. At the time, there was an older Euro woman on staff who seemed to be heavy into new age holistic therapy. She didn't look all that attractive from her facebook profile, so I never took the plunge.

[HDoggy]

Benn to GH in Arlington Heights. Located in a discrete office building. Has a nice L1 massage by a attractive, not beautiful mid 30's European lady, whose name I did not get. Planning on repeating.

[Chipolska84]

There are a ton of reports about www.chicagolandbodyrubs.com in the chicago MP thread. Mongers refer to it as CLM. I have not been but if I recall its 160 for half and 220 for hour. L1 is included and anything beyond depends on the girl.

For what's it's worth it's the same agency as Tampa and they do offer a healthy variety of extras. I contacted the tampa number and currently they have no girls in Tampa as they're all in Chicago. Never had one trip where FS wasn't on the menu, depending on the girl they have a pretty good menu variety.

[Chipolska84]

Hey guys coming home to Chitown after many years away. After visiting so many AMPs in my new locale Tampa was.

Wondering where near 6 corners you would recommend a good spot if any.

[Want Blow Jobs]

So Irene's now has a marketing department? I wonder if their accounting department is hiring?

You're going to have to call HR.

[Random36]

So Irene's now has a marketing department? I wonder if their accounting department is hiring? .

A lie? The texts back said to in the meantime go to Irene's. If it was a lie it was spread by their marketing department.

[PeteMusk]

Spoke with Irene, there are no plans to open a location in Glenview, that rumor is a lie.

A lie? The texts back said to in the meantime go to Irene's. If it was a lie it was spread by their marketing department.

[Random36]

Spoke with Irene, there are no plans to open a location in Glenview, that rumor is a lie.

Any word on irenes new glenview place?

No sense living in the past guys, there also is a remember when portion of the forum. EMP is dull enough without recalling things from 20 years ago.

I saw one pop up on MA, that is a euro. She is outcall only. On one phone line of mine, during text, she asked if I was in a condo or house, I said house. She said she only did condos.

My other number I answered the same, and she said that is good she only goes to houses. So I didn't take plunge, but maybe someone else has.

[PeteMusk]

Any word on irenes new glenview place?

No sense living in the past guys, there also is a remember when portion of the forum. EMP is dull enough without recalling things from 20 years ago.

I saw one pop up on MA, that is a euro. She is outcall only. On one phone line of mine, during text, she asked if I was in a condo or house, I said house. She said she only did condos.

My other number I answered the same, and she said that is good she only goes to houses. So I didn't take plunge, but maybe someone else has.

[Random36]

EU place?

Golden Hands in Arlington Heights.

[Jesus Collins]

Lisuania's and the old Tat's on and Milwaukee Ave were the only EMPs that I recollect having a table shower. I see that the very family-friendly Sky Sauna in BG has a table shower, too. While I doubt extras could be had, does anyone know if the massage talent is attractive enough to warrant a soapy experience? My guess is that at best it's trunks on: https://skyspasauna.com/photo-gallery/.

Nat from GH had a top-notch bust. It's what you would've hoped to see looming over you while laid out on the table. I received this in my inbox years ago, but it really didn't do her justice. I've looked around since and it appears she vanished from social media. What happened to her outcall option? Is that still available?

She had an incredible f body and yeah those pics don't do her justice. I definitely pushed her out of her comfort zone a few times but at some point she developed an attitude with me.

I've always said she would have been run of the mill at Lisunia's. They definitely had some lookers.

[Dr Manhattan]

Lisuania's and the old Tat's on and Milwaukee Ave were the only EMPs that I recollect having a table shower. I see that the very family-friendly Sky Sauna in BG has a table shower, too. While I doubt extras could be had, does anyone know if the massage talent is attractive enough to warrant a soapy experience? My guess is that at best it's trunks on: https://skyspasauna.com/photo-gallery/.

Nat from GH had a top-notch bust. It's what you would've hoped to see looming over you while laid out on the table. I received this in my inbox years ago, but it really didn't do her justice. I've looked around since and it appears she vanished from social media. What happened to her outcall option? Is that still available?

[Jesus Collins]

My oh my. I spent some GOOD times at Lisunia's. Parking down the street, discreetly going in that front door off Harlem next to the rug or furniture store. Ivanka was a smokeshow. Had a cute brunette first time I was there who just was amazing.

I went to that place for like 8 months before I realized they provided an L1 . I'm going to say 2005 ish?

[Pickles13]

Oh, the good ole days down near harlem and grand. That place was the best euro place out there.

My oh my. I spent some GOOD times at Lisunia's. Parking down the street, discreetly going in that front door off Harlem next to the rug or furniture store. Ivanka was a smokeshow. Had a cute brunette first time I was there who just was amazing.