Massage Parlor Reports

[JohnnyV72]

Thank you for all of your reviews. Decided to pop my AMP cherry with Eva at 108. Wow, just wow! What a sweetheart! Super sexy, caring, and patient. Made me feel like a million dollars. Started with CMT level massage that completely relaxed me. Then on to fun times.

Sloppy BBBJ was to die for. Amazing view in doggy. Felt myself on edge so she quickly pulled the cover and I finished shaking CIM.

Cleaned me up and we spent the rest of the time cuddling and talking.

She was the angel that I needed. I'll be back before I go home.

[Mr MuffMan]

Not sure about the J BO, but if you know Urge and the Barrel Room, it is right there.

As to guessing her MILF age I think Asian carry their age well, but Lisa to me was in mid 40's, and pretty. The women I first spoke to offering the 4 hands I think was younger.

Of course I could be off on my guess but what is important to me is that they are attractive in looks and personality, and these two were.

You can use The MuffMan's true AMP girls age conversion method, which is to simply add 10 years to what ever age you think she is. If she looked mid 40's, she's more than likely mid 50's. My method is not scientifically proven, but it's pretty accurate more often than not.

Mr MuffMan.

[MaximusKahn]

Not sure about the J BO, but if you know Urge and the Barrel Room, it is right there.

As to guessing her MILF age I think Asian carry their age well, but Lisa to me was in mid 40's, and pretty. The women I first spoke to offering the 4 hands I think was younger.

Of course I could be off on my guess but what is important to me is that they are attractive in looks and personality, and these two were.

Is this the plaza that has a J BO? Also urge has great food and drinks. I might drop by to scope out the place as well and see what results I get. Question though. MILF in her 40's or 50's?

[MaximusKahn]

What was the cost she quoted for 4 hands I've been looking for someplace near North County that had something.

You'll have to call them for the 4 hands half hour fee, as she didn't say and I didn't ask.

[ScottJones2020]

I was at Urge American Gastropub with some buds and noticed a Spa near it.

The next day I checked it out when I was alone. Greeted by a woman in what I thought was a clinical spa type dress and thought immediately it was a version of a "Day Spa" and immediately formulated my exit strategy. Asked how much for an hour massage and she immediately countered my question by offering "would you like four hands for 30 minutes?" This was a good offer to hear, but I still opted for the hour, now confident this place has potential.

Used the bathroom, place is clean, new, and there is a shower in the back.

Went to the room, clean, fairly large, the usual table, and had a thick lounge chair in it. Like the type you get a lap dance in. I get comfortable. A MILF with a pretty face, normal build, walks in with a cute little flowered dress on. She is friendly and tells me to lie down.

Massage is good, and we are able to talk fairly well. New spa, just opened, Lisa works 7 days a week. As a startup things are going slow.

I like her massage, and her teasing. I feel her up under her dress as I lie there to discover that she's wearing a thong. On the flip, she oils me up and gives me an awesome happy ending as I feel her ass and more under her dress and her breasts which she pulled out for me during the action.

After I come she does some more massage stuff, but I'm relaxed and feeling good. She cleans me all up, gets me water. I'm happy.

The offer for 4 hands 30 minutes, the chair in the room, the shower in back, along with the cute dress and thong panties makes this a potential place to be a North County gem.

I'm happy I took this one for the team, and planning to make this a regular "rest" stop in my travels.

What was the cost she quoted for 4 hands I've been looking for someplace near North County that had something.

[ADwightSchrute]

I was at Urge American Gastropub with some buds and noticed a Spa near it.

The next day I checked it out when I was alone. Greeted by a woman in what I thought was a clinical spa type dress and thought immediately it was a version of a "Day Spa" and immediately formulated my exit strategy. Asked how much for an hour massage and she immediately countered my question by offering "would you like four hands for 30 minutes?" This was a good offer to hear, but I still opted for the hour, now confident this place has potential.

Used the bathroom, place is clean, new, and there is a shower in the back.

Went to the room, clean, fairly large, the usual table, and had a thick lounge chair in it. Like the type you get a lap dance in. I get comfortable. A MILF with a pretty face, normal build, walks in with a cute little flowered dress on. She is friendly and tells me to lie down.

Massage is good, and we are able to talk fairly well. New spa, just opened, Lisa works 7 days a week. As a startup things are going slow.

I like her massage, and her teasing. I feel her up under her dress as I lie there to discover that she's wearing a thong. On the flip, she oils me up and gives me an awesome happy ending as I feel her ass and more under her dress and her breasts which she pulled out for me during the action.

After I come she does some more massage stuff, but I'm relaxed and feeling good. She cleans me all up, gets me water. I'm happy.

The offer for 4 hands 30 minutes, the chair in the room, the shower in back, along with the cute dress and thong panties makes this a potential place to be a North County gem.

I'm happy I took this one for the team, and planning to make this a regular "rest" stop in my travels.

Is this the plaza that has a J BO? Also urge has great food and drinks. I might drop by to scope out the place as well and see what results I get. Question though. MILF in her 40's or 50's?

[ADwightSchrute]

After a brief hiatus I returned to see Amanda at 108 before she leaves. Had a great experience with her as I did before, anyone else think she had a redux on her boobs? They seemed a bit more scarred up from before. Anyway, good time with her and she was pressing that I see the other girls soon, I've been taking a step back since this everything else besides this hobby has gotten pricier but reading the forum and RM just gets me excited for the next one.

Went on a weekend near the end of the night within the last 2 weeks. It was a busy night from what I could tell. As soon as I came in I was shown towards the 107 side. Asked for an hour figuring I could be the last monger before closing. Waited about 5-8 minutes before being shown to the back room. Amanda came in told me the usual. Amanda is more petite compared to Viki. She has Cs but looks their there are some scars (previous enhance / decrease), flat stomach, decent size ass for her side, has a tattoo near her hip and clean shaven.

Amanda came in and gave me a firm massage. After the flip asked what I wanted. Started DFK then got supplies. She cleaned me up all the while doing DFK. After a bit of that she started a BBBJ. After a few minutes we went into 69 and I enjoyed DATY. She applied raincoat on via mouth and she asked what position I wanted. Did a few and finished in Mish, during this time DFK and giving attention to her breast. It seemed like her nipples were extra sensitive during our session. Kitty is tight and junior didn't last long. Session last a little under 45 min. Amanda came back and gave me money back as time was short and she said it's busy. I understood and ok with it. I still have yet to try Bell or Teresa. Will prob try to hobby next few days if they are still in rotation. HF. 6 Tip 1. 4.

[AeroStartC]

Harmony Spa in the Mission Gorge area is good, NOT FS. Also, Gold Ocean in Kearny Mesa on Convoy, NOT FS.

Actually, it is full service if you get the right girl. I saw a girl standing outside of a store in Spring Valley. She was waiting for a Lyft to take her home. After a brief conversation, we exchanged numbers. Not like the pretty young girls described in other reports, but very pleasant. I would say about a 5 in the looks, but a nice small figure.

A series of texts flowed back and forth, and an appointment was set up with her at Harmony Spa for 9:00 pm the next day. It turned out to be about 9:30, but I kept her informed. Inside there was another small petite gal with a beautiful smile, and we just exchanged pleasantries in passing. After paying the HF of. 4 for 30 minutes, I got on the table and waited for her. She started with a small back rubbing, and did not mind the massage I was giving her legs and ass. It was time to flip, and then it started. I told her 1. 4, and she was good with that. At my direction to her, she very quickly disrobed, and we went to town on each other. She was good with bare in all positions with the exception of having the cover on for the main event. She likes missionary best, but is also good at everything else.

I saw her a second time about a week later, same good results. . 4/1. 4 She goes by the name of Suzy. Mid-late 30's, MILF type. She seems to bounce around between locations, so may not always be there. There are many other Suzys in our surrounding area as well. Treat her nice, she will reward you.

I am aware that the date on this is set one week into the future. That's what I do when the owners of spa's try and get content removed from the forum.

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[AmperSanSD]

Is Misha still on currently on rotation at 7? Also, when setting up an appointment beforehand, is it better to text or call? I know sometimes the girls' English isn't the best, so I'm assuming MMS handles that?

7 currently has Rose, Amy, and Kayla on deck. I usually text and everything works out just fine for me.

Cheers!

[Big Milk]

Kayla is a super attractive woman that really aims to please. All smiles and laughs, and takes your hand like she's known you for years. If you've read some of the other reviews, don't pass on this one, her service is fantastic.

I like them a little thicker, not rail thin and Kayla is all of that. Perfect ass and C tits on a beautiful hourglass frame, maybe 115 lbs so I could toss her up onto the table no problem. There was basically no massage, but I wasn't there for that. Lots of kissing, BBBJ with cock worship, her warm water technique is amazing. And a very responsive DATY session.

I wanted inside, so I tossed on my raincoat and just took her standing Mish at first. Had to go slow and easy at first (tight pussy!) but soon I was hammering. I slid her up onto the table and got on top with her for more Mish, The deeper I went and the faster I was stroking, the more responsive she became, very sensual. She finally was gasping and squeezing me with her arms and moaning and I couldn't hold it any longer. BAM. Bam, bam. Afterwards, there was no mad rush to pull me out, we just laid there for a while and relaxed and cuddled. I know we went over on time, but she is definitely not a clock watcher and it was nice to not feel rushed out.

Poured some mouthwash and grabbed me a towel for the shower, cleaned up and I was on my way. She said new girls are coming in a couple days, but didn't get the names. Oh well, we'll see.

[Msog1]

Was horny and went back again. They were not too busy and I didn't even have to wait. She started kissing me right away and couldn't wait to get out of her clothes. Got her sucking right away. Pulling it out for some air and tapping her is fun. She likes to squeeze her firm breasts and have them squeezed. They are so perky and get pink. They hardly bounce when she is on top which seems to be her favorite position. She cleaned me up with another BJ. She likes mirrors and likes you to be able to watch every angle. Likes sex.

[RChangDatyKing]

LOL. So true, IFan! Yes, traveling and spending time with family will definitely save me some money. Please say hello to Tatum for me if you see her again. Please tell her to visit more often.

Enjoy your well deserved vacation King and your UTR friend. Due to the high monthly spend on this hobby, taking a vacation may actually be a money saving move. I know it is for me and my bank account thanks me when I go away on vacation. LOL.

Have fun with your vacation, King.

Been working like hell in the last several months. Envious of your vacation.

Hey DRice, no time no chat! Hope all is well my friend! Yes, it's a yearly vacation in August / September and is much needed. I've been working a lot myself so it's definitely needed.

Thank you, both.

[MongJuanSilver]

Is Misha still on currently on rotation at 7? Also, when setting up an appointment beforehand, is it better to text or call? I know sometimes the girls' English isn't the best, so I'm assuming MMS handles that?

[Reds101]

Crazy how I had read 3 reviews on RM all stating about these amazing experiences and how hot and how young she was between the ages of 18 and 24 LOL. All garbage.

Yeah, RM has been really bad lately I'm probably going to cancel my membership:

I'm not sure if its just a SD issue because I'd still like to use it in different cities, if this problem isn't widespread but at least for SD, RM has really gone to shit.

[Bogey The Last]

Crazy how I had read 3 reviews on RM all stating about these amazing experiences and how hot and how young she was between the ages of 18 and 24 LOL. All garbage.

I was going to use the Lase format like I normally do but it's basically a waste of my time.

I called and asked who was working today hoping to see Lucy. The girl that answered the phone said that it was Lucy and somebody else I don't remember the other name because I didn't really care. Made a 30-minute appointment with Lucy and was on my way over to Kearny mesa. Walk inside and I'm greeted by the other girl who was actually not too bad looking and she takes me to the room and in comes Lucy. She is mid 30's, has a face that I would rate as a 5 Max. I pay the $50 for the 30 minutes and she leaves to get supplies. She comes back in and she looks like she had just woken up. Her hair was a mess she was wearing some purple tube top that showed off these large man-made C tits. No massage, she dropped to her knees because I was sitting on the edge of the table hoping for a hug and a kiss which I didn't get. She starts a BBBJ which is very fast, mechanical and just terrible to be honest. As soon as she gets me hard she grabs the cover and puts it on and jumps on the table and spreads her legs and missionary. 100%, no passion, her breath was super stinky and I'm thinking to myself there's no way I'm going to finish.

Tried to hit it in missionary and then I offered her 100 extra for BBFS and she declined I then offered $200 extra and she declined. Ask her to give me a HJ and she tried but the vibe was terrible and I was squeezing on her super hard silicone boobs with one nipple pointed to the ceiling and the other one pointed down. She has a big Rose tattoo in between her boobs that is poorly done and has lost all of its color.

12 minutes into the session I just simply say I'm done, get me a hot towel I'm leaving. I left 160 because that's the normal fee but it was not worth a penny. No idea what these guys on RM are talking about but this girl is a definite no. I hate leaving bad reviews, I had been on such a good run for quite some time I guess I was due for a bad apple.

Avoid Lucy, although I think this Spa still has some hot women that come through from time to time.