Massage Parlor Reports

[Archie Pitcar]

Where / what is this place? I had no luck with google.

I saw a few mentions of this place but didn't really get the info I was looking for so decided to take one for the team and head over this afternoon. Walked in and was greeted by Genie, or Jeanine, or Jenny, I don't really know. I couldn't understand a word she said the entire time, which wasn't that big of a deal, not like I came for conversation anyway. She was cute, maybe 30 years old, short and curvy with natural b cups and a little handful of buttcheeks. Fuckable, but not smokeshow hot by any means. Also her teeth were a little jacked up and she was wearing such a bad wig that even I noticed she was wearing a bad wig. This is not something I normally care about when looking at women, how their wig looks. House fee was 65 for 1 hr and she led me to the room where I undressed and waited. No table shower or sauna, not sure if they have those amenities on site. Probably not. She came in and gave me the most horrible massage of my life. I honestly think she was trying to put me in as much pain as she possibly could. She literally just dug her elbows into my spine as hard as she could. I felt like I was in a wrestling match with The Iron Sheik. Don't really know what that was about or how she thought it could feel good, but thankfully it ended and it was time for what I really came for. She quoted me 200 for FS and I offered her the 140 (standard for Warren) that I planned on paying and she agreed with a super disappointed look on her face and said "200 next time ok?" "Yeah toots, whatever you say. " She then had me lay down and rubbed her boobs all over my body which I enjoyed and was the best part of the whole session. She laid back and I blew in the bag after pumping away for a bit in mish. All in all I won't be repeating and would rather take the drive to Warren. You guys stay safe out there.

[Cric1]

New to this. Looking for AMP recommendations in Cleveland area.

[Member #6308]

That also performs HE / FS?? Just a thought.

[EmptyCup]

Has anyone tried this place. Its in an odd area, the building looks to have a CPA, a couple medical offices etc.

https://elyria.skipthegames.com/fema...t/007945695647

Drove out there awhile back and they were closed. Called and they said they were remodeling. Would be open next week. Tried the following week and still closed. Got the same open next week. Did this two more times and just gave up. Haven't been there for a few months. Curious what the remodel was all about. The place hasn't been there that long to need a remodel.

[LoveSixNine]

Looks like rubratings is back.

http://rubsratings.com

They added an S to their link.

[CleGuy1999]

Has anyone tried this place. Its in an odd area, the building looks to have a CPA, a couple medical offices etc.

https://elyria.skipthegames.com/fema...t/007945695647

Bump anyone taken the plunge yet?

[LoveSixNine]

Has anyone tried this place. Its in an odd area, the building looks to have a CPA, a couple medical offices etc.

https://elyria.skipthegames.com/fema...t/007945695647

I've been there a few times. 1st time was great with Mia. Great massage and good looking girl. She has a great yeast game which I liked. Every time I've been back tho, it was one chubby woman with huge boobs and she was a little older. Next time after that I walk in and am greeted by a really old woman with scabs or something all over her elbows. I ask if massage is with her and she said yes. It was the first time I ever left an AMP after walking in amd the last time I ever went there. I hate to give them a bad review because Mia is awesome but she's the only one I would want to see again. Maybe they've gotten some younger ones by now who knows. On the other hand tho, I'm pretty sure it is the cleanest one I've been too.

[Jtb1985]

I saw a few mentions of this place but didn't really get the info I was looking for so decided to take one for the team and head over this afternoon. Walked in and was greeted by Genie, or Jeanine, or Jenny, I don't really know. I couldn't understand a word she said the entire time, which wasn't that big of a deal, not like I came for conversation anyway. She was cute, maybe 30 years old, short and curvy with natural b cups and a little handful of buttcheeks. Fuckable, but not smokeshow hot by any means. Also her teeth were a little jacked up and she was wearing such a bad wig that even I noticed she was wearing a bad wig. This is not something I normally care about when looking at women, how their wig looks. House fee was 65 for 1 hr and she led me to the room where I undressed and waited. No table shower or sauna, not sure if they have those amenities on site. Probably not. She came in and gave me the most horrible massage of my life. I honestly think she was trying to put me in as much pain as she possibly could. She literally just dug her elbows into my spine as hard as she could. I felt like I was in a wrestling match with The Iron Sheik. Don't really know what that was about or how she thought it could feel good, but thankfully it ended and it was time for what I really came for. She quoted me 200 for FS and I offered her the 140 (standard for Warren) that I planned on paying and she agreed with a super disappointed look on her face and said "200 next time ok?" "Yeah toots, whatever you say. " She then had me lay down and rubbed her boobs all over my body which I enjoyed and was the best part of the whole session. She laid back and I blew in the bag after pumping away for a bit in mish. All in all I won't be repeating and would rather take the drive to Warren. You guys stay safe out there.

[Try269]

Has anyone tried this place. Its in an odd area, the building looks to have a CPA, a couple medical offices etc.

https://elyria.skipthegames.com/fema...t/007945695647

[Member #6162]

"A fully lactating milky mess".

https://members.seeking.com/member/3...0-68157e2833bf

Does anybody have a line on a female that is lactating?? I want mother's milk.

[Try269]

I've scrolled down and discovered that it was you.

I lost sight of your name and original post in the ensuing discussion.

My apology for assuming you were a newbie.

I had no idea that AMPs have been operating in the USA as far back as 1971.

The earliest I remember AMPs in Ohio was during the 1990's.

Back then, the Warren AMPs advertised regularly in the sports section of Cleveland newspaper.

1971 there were several near an army base I lived near. Not sure how wide spread they were at the time. GIs would bring Korean ladies over as their wives, break up and wife had to make a living.

[SuStar]

Has anyone seen Zoe? (works with Aubrey Audair). I have been trying to contact Aubrey to get scheduled but I keep getting crickets.

Zoe is a beautiful name.

It has a Greek origin and comes from the name Eve, which means "life".

Alexandrian Jews translated the Hebrew name Eve to its Greek equivalent, Zoe.

[Member #6297]

Has anyone seen Zoe? (works with Aubrey Audair). I have been trying to contact Aubrey to get scheduled but I keep getting crickets.

[JohnnyMe]

https://cleveland.skipthegames.com/m...t/645035187086

Has anyone ever pulled the trigger and got a massage from her?

She is so bad that she keeps changing her name. Search reviews for Leah. Avoid, avoid, avoid.

[JohnnyMe]

Looking at being in the west suburbs later today, is the massage itself decent? Any chance of a BBBJ from carolina or the other girl in her spot? Or is it massage and handy only.

Thanks in advance.

Carolina does offer BBBJ and I believe FS is available as well, but you may not be able to get either of those on a first appointment. The massage itself is pretty good and she is definitely worth a visit. You also would do very well with Lauren. She is a cute Black spinner who really works your massage. She occasionally has an ad up on Eros, but her scheduler is extremely slow in responding. The ad isn't currently up, but you can PM me for her number.