Massage Parlor Reports

**BoneRoller** · 07-28-22 01:07

Super is located on BH Hwy not for from a grocery store. Hasn't been there long, maybe a month. Entered around 6 pm to a trio who might have been retired from the from Beijing Z league, plus one kid of about 6. I should have turned heel right there, but I felt like taking one for the team. Or something. House fee was. 6 for an HR, or. 65 for you idiots dumb enough to use your V / MC (hint: they read your data and pass it around). Not a lot of English spoken, all of it broken. Mama led me to the room and we nearly marched in on another session. Sorry if that was you. If I'd only have thought to say, "What the hell is going on in here!" perhaps I'd have completed the scene.

Ma got me to a room and turned me loose. Know how sometimes you wait forever at that point? Well, this was about 120 seconds. I was just stripped and making sure crap was secure in my pockets when the masseuse came storming in, saw me in the buff and screamed. Mama came running in and demanded I get on the table, face down and cover up with a blanket provided. No, not a sheet, a blanket. And yes it was 174 degrees outside and the AC was hardly sufficient, just as you'd suspect. This was going to hell faster (and hotter) than I could have imagined. Masseuse came back in and rubbed me with the blanket on. She was all fists and elbows and came close to squeezing and beating the living shirt out of me. My protests went unheeded. I don't know if that was because of the language barrier or if I was receiving my just punishment for the shocking, shocking scene before we got off the ground.

Mercifully, the blanket got pulled halfway down but by that time I was sweating like a September sow. She had to have thought so too because she oiled me up like I was going on the spit. I was covered in that cheap, lousy smelling stuff some of the places use. After 25 minutes or so, I called time. I was hot, smelly and in pain and could think of nothing that sounded sweeter than getting the fork out of there, getting in my air conditioned car, and going to somewhere where I wasn't going to be baked, seasoned and assaulted in the same sitting. This place is striving for strictly legit, and that's fine, but somehow I think I'd get a better massage during a barfight in Juarez. There is probably some guy out there who would delight in the Super Dooper Catholic Decency League Certified treatment. Step this way, I sez. I'll take my lumps elsewhere.

**WanderingPuntr** · 07-27-22 22:51

I went to CNE Massage over on Canyon Ln. I picked them because they had a table shower. $50 for a half hour plus $20 for the table shower. I was there so I said Fuck it and paid the fee. I saw Lili, typical 40 something chubby Chinese woman. Not sure what she looked like because she never took of her mask. Everything is dark here. They keep the lights low. They do this because the place is filthy. I've been to some dive parlors before, this one was easy top 10 for dirty. I was offered to take my shower first or at the end. I opted for the end because I realized early on this would be a rub and tug only place and I don't like going home oily. Lili used a lot of oil, I was bathing in it. But it allowed her to give me a rather nice sensual massage. She played a lot with my ass and taint while she massaged the rest of me. On the flip she started a very well lubricated rub while massaging my prostate. She got pretty deep with her probing so if you are not into that you may want to pass. OTC hand roaming was allowed, I didn't try for under but I could pretty much touch her wherever. After I was done went to the table shower where she did a very nice job washing my whole body making sure to wash the sensitive parts really well. Would I go back here, no. Lili was nice but I have no idea what she looked like because of the mask. Plus the place is really dirty, that bugs me. There are much better times to be had elsewhere but I wanted to share my experience so that you all have this info. Now someone can take my review and pass it off as their own on one of the other MP sites so that you can get VIP for free. Damage, $50 hour, $20 for table shower, $60 for tip based off how far her finger was up my ass.

**AmaznAzn** · 07-27-22 11:49

Originally Posted by Tungsten99 [View Original Post]

Quick report:

Saw Candy. Good experience.

* FOTB (afaik).
* She was alone in the shop

* Very short, around 30.

* Was wearing a short, low-cut dress.

* Massage was OK.

* On flip: ponted at her dress and said "Take off?

* I nodded, and everything came off.

* Long, slow HJ, lots of B-2-B contact, DATY.

* Was there about 75 min (paid for 60) and nobody else came in.

* No discussion of money at all.

* I tipped what I wanted to, and Candy was happy.

I'm glad you had a good experience, I thought she was horrible.

**Tungsten99** · 07-26-22 16:57

Quick report:

Saw Candy. Good experience.

* FOTB (afaik).
* She was alone in the shop

* Very short, around 30.

* Was wearing a short, low-cut dress.

* Massage was OK.

* On flip: ponted at her dress and said "Take off?

* I nodded, and everything came off.

* Long, slow HJ, lots of B-2-B contact, DATY.

* Was there about 75 min (paid for 60) and nobody else came in.

* No discussion of money at all.

* I tipped what I wanted to, and Candy was happy.

**JjHoliday** · 07-26-22 16:45

Thanks for the clarification on my location.

Just finished my 3 week rotation from work. Have a little time to go see what's new. I stopped by the red sun and Vancouver for my typical massage. It seems that the popular girl is not there anymore. Does anybody know where she went?

I'm going to go down and check out the Portland area so I'll let you guys know how I went you know how I went thanks have a good day.

**Joepdx** · 07-26-22 13:34

Originally Posted by WanderingPuntr [View Original Post]

Yes I know the rules, people who don't contribute get nothing, Do your research RTFF! This is a brand new account. I have been out of the game for a long time and I have found myself in Portland for the week and decided to fall off the wagon. I am looking for a place that does NuRu. If that doesn't exist at least a nice table shower. Can anyone let me know where I might find that? Wouldn't mind a place that rims either but I know I am asking for a lot. But I am not here empty handed. I went to Zen foot massage in Tigard today. They are off of the Pacific Hwy. I saw Didi. She is older (the ad said 25, but maybe 20+ years ago!) but I don't mind as I am older too. I went here because the ad for them said nuru, they lied. $50 house fee for hour. All service were available but hat required which I don't mind. $120 for tip. If I paid too much I apologize in advance for helping out inflation in your area. So if any kind sole would be willing to let me know if what I am looking for exist in the area I would greatly appreciate it. If not, enjoy my review.

Your only chance besides going to Japan, would be one of the independent girls on rubmd or AS.

None of the storefront places will have nuru. Some of them have table showers.

**Gaardsie** · 07-26-22 11:35

Only one girl there early 30's great body / limited English. Mimi. .4 for house and settled on 1. For BJ only, was offered the boom boom but didn't get into price for that. Enthusiastic and decent massage after. Bring your own cover for sure.

First post be gentle.

**Smith1968** · 07-26-22 11:23

Originally Posted by YezzirMan [View Original Post]

Can't say for sure but based on your description it was likely Sophia.

Was there a few weeks ago and saw her, matched your description of playful and upbeat. Definitely plan to see her again at some point, recommended for standard HE and solid massage.

Did you see any other girls around when you were there?

I did not. Only one time did I even hear another girl in the place. They do seem to focus on getting girls who do a good massage which is always my first priority.

**Charming681** · 07-26-22 00:29

2nd time I have Stopped off at foster and paid the house. 6 and got Lucy late 30's was in a t-shirt but does a dam good job at the massage and takes her time. I only was looking HJ both times but dam she doesn't disappoint has a amazing pair of bolt on and the damage was only. 4 for it. Definitely not what I was expecting.

**WestSidePunter** · 07-25-22 22:15

Originally Posted by JjHoliday [View Original Post]

Which one is this?

Has to be ZFM on hall.

**TCHairy** · 07-25-22 20:25

Originally Posted by JjHoliday [View Original Post]

Which one is this?

Beaverton Zen.

**WanderingPuntr** · 07-25-22 20:06

Yes I know the rules, people who don't contribute get nothing, Do your research RTFF! This is a brand new account. I have been out of the game for a long time and I have found myself in Portland for the week and decided to fall off the wagon. I am looking for a place that does NuRu. If that doesn't exist at least a nice table shower. Can anyone let me know where I might find that? Wouldn't mind a place that rims either but I know I am asking for a lot. But I am not here empty handed. I went to Zen foot massage in Tigard today. They are off of the Pacific Hwy. I saw Didi. She is older (the ad said 25, but maybe 20+ years ago!) but I don't mind as I am older too. I went here because the ad for them said nuru, they lied. $50 house fee for hour. All service were available but hat required which I don't mind. $120 for tip. If I paid too much I apologize in advance for helping out inflation in your area. So if any kind sole would be willing to let me know if what I am looking for exist in the area I would greatly appreciate it. If not, enjoy my review.

**YezzirMan** · 07-25-22 19:15

Originally Posted by Smith1968 [View Original Post]

Annie is gone. I didn't catch the new girls name but she was playful right out of the gate, sensual and we quickly got to the end. I then asked her to work on my legs and feet and she gave me the full hour and did a good job.

I don't go to AMP for full service so I have no idea but I will be going back to Fang.

Can't say for sure but based on your description it was likely Sophia.

Was there a few weeks ago and saw her, matched your description of playful and upbeat. Definitely plan to see her again at some point, recommended for standard HE and solid massage.

Did you see any other girls around when you were there?

**Tungsten99** · 07-25-22 15:25

Originally Posted by JjHoliday [View Original Post]

Which one is this?

Yeah -- there is more than one Zen. I'd also like to know.

**Tungsten99** · 07-25-22 15:15

Originally Posted by BrianNguyen [View Original Post]

Hollywood on Powell 148, saw Amy, that was Saturday, she ask if I want 1/2 hour. , hint hint, everyplace that ask half an hour massage will have more fun at the end. The massage was ok, during the section you would realize the girl can do more. Amy from New York, her rate was asked $200 for the fun, I told her I am living in the village of Portland, welcome to PDX, If you work here, our rate is different. I end up at the middle 14, add the house fee 45.

I had a pretty similar experience there on Friday. The negotiating started at 2 Cs. Got her down to a still high 1. 2 for naked CBJ with DATY. She was fucking hot and young though (another Coco -- LOL -- one that I'd never seen anywhere), and it was the second best CBJ I ever had. She was slurping so loudly that people walking by the building would have heard it. I took my time and she never showed any impatience and just kept going until blast off. I got my full hour and the massage wasn't terrible, so 1. 8 total was worth it to me.

That place is really hit and miss -- I've said "Just finish the massage" many times. I keep going back because the lineup changes constantly. There was a Lily there a month ago -- early 20s, tight body, tiny tits -- who I was sad to see go.

For reference, the best CBJ I ever got was from Yen Chan from TNA -- lots of eye contact, DT, and no rush. I really miss her. She just disappeared earlier this year. If she's around somewhere, please PM me.