Rants, Raves, and Opinions

**Body Shopper** · 07-28-22 02:47

Originally Posted by BagelFish [View Original Post]

But you along with CoochieEater are my favorite posters for Wisconsin.

I really appreciate you coming to my defense in the face of opposition. And to be coupled with the esteemed Coochie Eater is truly an honor! Thank you, Bagel Fish. He is one of my favorites too, if not my favorite, on the Milwaukee forums. He illuminates this board with his wit and wisdom.

**Body Shopper** · 07-27-22 19:19

Do any of you know of any songs that present street prostitution from a man's point of view, and in a positive light? We live in an inverse world, in which our rulers have instructed us that men should be docile, subservient freaks, living underneath women, and not requiring sex. If you have any examples, please post them.

Here is a fine song that celebrates street-slore mongering:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuqXZM7oUdk

What is your opinion of that song? Pretty cool that there is something like that out there, ha?

**DaveDream** · 07-27-22 17:42

From my car. I read two sentences of his reports and give up. Too loooong.

Originally Posted by Slugo [View Original Post]

I think it's funny as fuck. Also you are quite the wordsmith keep the interesting reports and videos coming.

**Slugo** · 07-27-22 17:38

Originally Posted by BodyShopper [View Original Post]

If you ever hear a John quip out his window at you or your girl, it's probably me! I have been doing this occasionally for the past several years, and intend to increase the frequency greatly. For instance, last time I was in town, when a girl I'd been pulling around for hopped in with someone else in front of me, I yelled in a friendly tone out my window as she got in the other vehicle, "What about me?" I recall one such quip from a couple of years ago, in which I saw a shirtless white guy in his 50's pulling out of the alley on I think 15th place or street as I was pulling in- summer time, his windows were down, and he looked like he was mongering, at around 2:00 am. And I said loudly out my window, "I'm looking for pussy, too!" But I didn't hear a response back.

I think we should try to liven things up a bit, and we all should joke around with each other while we're out there. Plus, the cops say that Johns they catch are usually unarmed, so I don't think someone's going to shoot you for a little bit of good-natured humor. Instead of cowering in the darkness afraid of our own shadow, we should be brazen and merry, and exchange friendly banter with other Johns. This, in my opinion, would bring a welcome additional bit of gaiety to an already fun and exhilarating passion.

I think it's funny as fuck. Also you are quite the wordsmith keep the interesting reports and videos coming.

**JiminyLickIt** · 07-27-22 13:21

Originally Posted by BodyShopper [View Original Post]

If you ever hear a John quip out his window at you or your girl, it's probably me! I have been doing this occasionally for the past several years, and intend to increase the frequency greatly. For instance, last time I was in town, when a girl I'd been pulling around for hopped in with someone else in front of me, I yelled in a friendly tone out my window as she got in the other vehicle, "What about me?" I recall one such quip from a couple of years ago, in which I saw a shirtless white guy in his 50's pulling out of the alley on I think 15th place or street as I was pulling in- summer time, his windows were down, and he looked like he was mongering, at around 2:00 am. And I said loudly out my window, "I'm looking for pussy, too!" But I didn't hear a response back.

I think we should try to liven things up a bit, and we all should joke around with each other while we're out there. Plus, the cops say that Johns they catch are usually unarmed, so I don't think someone's going to shoot you for a little bit of good-natured humor. Instead of cowering in the darkness afraid of our own shadow, we should be brazen and merry, and exchange friendly banter with other Johns. This, in my opinion, would bring a welcome additional bit of gaiety to an already fun and exhilarating passion.

Wow. You truly have plumbed the depths of stupidity.

**BagelFish** · 07-27-22 08:21

But you along with CoochieEater are my favorite posters for Wisconsin.

Originally Posted by BodyShopper [View Original Post]

If you ever hear a John quip out his window at you or your girl, it's probably me! I have been doing this occasionally for the past several years, and intend to increase the frequency greatly. For instance, last time I was in town, when a girl I'd been pulling around for hopped in with someone else in front of me, I yelled in a friendly tone out my window as she got in the other vehicle, "What about me?" I recall one such quip from a couple of years ago, in which I saw a shirtless white guy in his 50's pulling out of the alley on I think 15th place or street as I was pulling in- summer time, his windows were down, and he looked like he was mongering, at around 2:00 am. And I said loudly out my window, "I'm looking for pussy, too!" But I didn't hear a response back.

I think we should try to liven things up a bit, and we all should joke around with each other while we're out there. Plus, the cops say that Johns they catch are usually unarmed, so I don't think someone's going to shoot you for a little bit of good-natured humor. Instead of cowering in the darkness afraid of our own shadow, we should be brazen and merry, and exchange friendly banter with other Johns. This, in my opinion, would bring a welcome additional bit of gaiety to an already fun and exhilarating passion.

**HuntingStreets** · 07-27-22 07:33

Originally Posted by Jc2490 [View Original Post]

Your idea of "friendly banter" is not funny at all. I don't really care if you want to call attention to yourself when you are nowhere near me. What all of us are doing is illegal, do we really want to draw more attention? Why not knock out a headlight and crank the stereo at 2:00 AM? Think about what you are actually doing!

100% agreed. That post belongs under Idiotic Shit in Milwaukee.

HS.

**Jc2490** · 07-27-22 00:59

Originally Posted by BodyShopper [View Original Post]

If you ever hear a John quip out his window at you or your girl, it's probably me! I have been doing this occasionally for the past several years, and intend to increase the frequency greatly. For instance, last time I was in town, when a girl I'd been pulling around for hopped in with someone else in front of me, I yelled in a friendly tone out my window as she got in the other vehicle, "What about me?" I recall one such quip from a couple of years ago, in which I saw a shirtless white guy in his 50's pulling out of the alley on I think 15th place or street as I was pulling in- summer time, his windows were down, and he looked like he was mongering, at around 2:00 am. And I said loudly out my window, "I'm looking for pussy, too!" But I didn't hear a response back.

I think we should try to liven things up a bit, and we all should joke around with each other while we're out there. Plus, the cops say that Johns they catch are usually unarmed, so I don't think someone's going to shoot you for a little bit of good-natured humor. Instead of cowering in the darkness afraid of our own shadow, we should be brazen and merry, and exchange friendly banter with other Johns. This, in my opinion, would bring a welcome additional bit of gaiety to an already fun and exhilarating passion.

Your idea of "friendly banter" is not funny at all. I don't really care if you want to call attention to yourself when you are nowhere near me. What all of us are doing is illegal, do we really want to draw more attention? Why not knock out a headlight and crank the stereo at 2:00 AM? Think about what you are actually doing!

**Body Shopper** · 07-26-22 16:24

If you ever hear a John quip out his window at you or your girl, it's probably me! I have been doing this occasionally for the past several years, and intend to increase the frequency greatly. For instance, last time I was in town, when a girl I'd been pulling around for hopped in with someone else in front of me, I yelled in a friendly tone out my window as she got in the other vehicle, "What about me?" I recall one such quip from a couple of years ago, in which I saw a shirtless white guy in his 50's pulling out of the alley on I think 15th place or street as I was pulling in- summer time, his windows were down, and he looked like he was mongering, at around 2:00 am. And I said loudly out my window, "I'm looking for pussy, too!" But I didn't hear a response back.

I think we should try to liven things up a bit, and we all should joke around with each other while we're out there. Plus, the cops say that Johns they catch are usually unarmed, so I don't think someone's going to shoot you for a little bit of good-natured humor. Instead of cowering in the darkness afraid of our own shadow, we should be brazen and merry, and exchange friendly banter with other Johns. This, in my opinion, would bring a welcome additional bit of gaiety to an already fun and exhilarating passion.

**JustForFun1001** · 07-18-22 23:20

I visited Rayna when she advertised a nuru massage. I have had one before that I did not enjoy, done with baby oil and a provider who didn't know what she was doing. Not the case with Rayna, she has nuru gel and does and excellent job that she says she learned from You Tube. This girl does not disappoint, she clearly puts importance of the quality of work she does from her incall location to her service. I recommend seeing her at her playground.

**Nobody414** · 06-30-22 18:07

[Forum Complaint deleted by Admin]

EDITOR'S NOTE: The general posting sections of the Forum are not the place to voice your personal complaints about the Forum's rules or operating procedures. In the future, please send any complaints about the Forum to me personally by email or PM, or post them in the Comment on Forum Rules section. Thanks!

**Double Life** · 06-28-22 16:59

https://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/f...e/211992494785

Don't you just love the menu on this foreign country chick / dude / con man / . "All 69 positions". Gee my second wife only mastered 3 of the 69 positions.

**BigBlue333** · 06-24-22 17:24

Originally Posted by DrManhattan [View Original Post]

Is it just me, or was there a sudden influx of new members in the past day? I literally counted three. Each with only 1 post to their name. One was an SB on a tirade. Another went out of their way to condemn the board for posting about a deceased provider.
Is there a certain aroma in the air..?

Ya there are some girls self reporting themselves as good reviews too.

**Dr Manhattan** · 06-24-22 00:58

Is it just me, or was there a sudden influx of new members in the past day? I literally counted three. Each with only 1 post to their name. One was an SB on a tirade. Another went out of their way to condemn the board for posting about a deceased provider.
Is there a certain aroma in the air..?

**Coochie Eater** · 06-22-22 22:41

Originally Posted by DoubleLife [View Original Post]

I was going to say that too. Even the poor lottery winners go broke quickly. You can give them $1000 today, it will be gone today, and they will be calling for rent money tomorrow. Again, they are not necessarily bad people, they are blind to anything beyond the moment they are living in. Like trying to get a blind man to see, you will not succeed.

I use to talk to strippers about using their money wisely. Set up an LLC "Big Coochie Entertainment, LLC" or some such thing. Back before the 2008 meltdown, these slores would walk out on a Wednesday night with a stack. On weekends a couple of stacks. How the fuck can a woman earn a thousand dollars on one day, and not have cab fare the next? If I was a halfway decent looking woman, I coulda had a shit load of rental units and a steady income for life. Nope these 2008 gals are now pushing 40, trying to out earn the 20 year old and they still don't have cab fare. I'm sure there are exceptions, and I may know one.

One.

Coochie (Why ain,t you rich, smart ass?) Eater.

God Bless You All.