Massage Parlor Reports

**Bikini Carwash** · 07-26-22 12:55

Didn't see any reports on this place so thought I'd make my first contribution. Listed as "Professional Bodywork" on RubMaps, on Wilson.

Residential-looking storefront. 50/ hh, 70/ h. Opted for 1 h. I believe the MT said her name was Ethel, a thin 40-something. Was covered by the MT with a sheet for the start, which consisted of lots of firm skeletal manipulation and head massaging, which was nice. The sheet subsequently came off, which was a relief. The massage quality was very good. Lots of teasing while face down. A solid L1 with lots of oil was started on the flip without any discussion of tip amount, which was interesting. After finishing, more head and foot massaging. A warm towel rubdown but no table shower was available.

I left 80 for a tip because of the high massage quality, could probably have done 60 but was feeling generous.

**DoYouKnow** · 07-26-22 11:55

Originally Posted by Serpico99 [View Original Post]

I stopped here today as a walk in. The woman who answered the door said to come back in 1.5 hours so I killed time at the mall. I guess Celine is the one who answered the door as she was wearing them little short jeans shorts and had long hair. I come back at the agreed upon time and the same provider answered the door and said sorry, she misunderstood the time and if could come back in 30 minutes. I'm like WTF and kind of was stern with her that it was bad to string me along like that. She apologized again and noted she was the only one working there as the other provider left to go to NY.

I had other things to do so I politely but in a stern way said I'll come back another time. Just a FYI for those liking to visit this place. I think due to the recent popular review and her being the only one there working, it's best to call for an appointment and expect a longer than usual wait to see her. I felt like another monger either extended their time or someone else that she knows got my time slot and she gave it to them. She speaks really good English so I don't t think she misunderstood anything. Oh well, that's why it is good to have other options. But once the popularity dies down, I'll attempt to patronize this place again as she does look better than most of the old flabby Chinese providers in this area. I just hope her massage is good as well otherwise it's a waste to pay 160 like the above reviewer did for just eye candy and no real massage.

The place did a great overhaul and new staff coming in. Celine is such a cutie. Really small spinner with little ass and mosquitoe breast size but I would still go back to her for some reason LOL. TS amazing and in the room her small tight kat was dripping and she was saying it was so hot afterward LOL. Great personality. Treat her with kindness and respect. Good to have some ladies with attitudes like that around. Fun time.

**Miketastic69** · 07-26-22 11:52

Originally Posted by Metloaf [View Original Post]

Always only gave her the standard fee of the time there. Get massage, BBBJ, and BBFS. No cum in either places. But like most said, "YMMV".

Normally, I would not pay $600 for anyone. But I am a victim of my own stupid need to get what I want. Either way, never got BJ or FS from Tara. Not sure what I did wrong, but my window has passed and cannot go back and try again.

**SwiftChariot** · 07-26-22 11:34

Originally Posted by DoYouKnow [View Original Post]

https://rubmd.com/washington-dc/33de...9-5a698c57ac6f

Wow, can I hire you?

**Metloaf** · 07-26-22 09:50

Originally Posted by BarneySanders [View Original Post]

Tara is very sexy but I am not sure I would pay that much for FS. There are many many options around town if you treat the ladies with respect. That is if you don't count the options across the river or agencies.

Always only gave her the standard fee of the time there. Get massage, BBBJ, and BBFS. No cum in either places. But like most said, "YMMV".

**DoYouKnow** · 07-26-22 09:42

Originally Posted by SwiftChariot [View Original Post]

Good morning,

Set-up an appointment with a late 20's early 30's therepasist over at the shops on District Ave. She is mixed with a hint of Asian, Black, and Brown but very attractive with DD and maybe 120 lbs 5'7. Waited at the elevator while she came and got me. Took a 5 min walk to her room and chatted along the way. She claims she usually doesn't advertise and is looking for money on the side while dog sitting for her friend. Also, claims to be from Toronto. Very nice and pleasant, truly acts like a civ and not a provider. The apartment building and room were very nice. I noticed the room had a foldable massage table the she puts up and takes down before and after sessions.

Prices were as follows. 120 HHR, 200 HR, +20 NURU. I didn't opt for NURU and took the HHR. I presume NURU is a B2 B with oil massage without actual NURU. Massage was subpar and she strips down to panties. Before the flip, while contemplating where I can go next to actually finish, she starts sucking and licking my ear (looks like I am finishing here). Tells me to flip and gives me a good handy while kissing chest and neck. I finish.

Please know if I finish that means it was good, I have about a 25% completion rate these days when seeing providers blind. Went to shower and washed up. When leaving I asked how long she's staying and she said about 3 mo (long time to dog sit). PM me for digits, I can't find the online advertisement anymore.

https://rubmd.com/washington-dc/33de...9-5a698c57ac6f

**SwiftChariot** · 07-26-22 09:35

Good morning,

Set-up an appointment with a late 20's early 30's therepasist over at the shops on District Ave. She is mixed with a hint of Asian, Black, and Brown but very attractive with DD and maybe 120 lbs 5'7. Waited at the elevator while she came and got me. Took a 5 min walk to her room and chatted along the way. She claims she usually doesn't advertise and is looking for money on the side while dog sitting for her friend. Also, claims to be from Toronto. Very nice and pleasant, truly acts like a civ and not a provider. The apartment building and room were very nice. I noticed the room had a foldable massage table the she puts up and takes down before and after sessions.

Prices were as follows. 120 HHR, 200 HR, +20 NURU. I didn't opt for NURU and took the HHR. I presume NURU is a B2 B with oil massage without actual NURU. Massage was subpar and she strips down to panties. Before the flip, while contemplating where I can go next to actually finish, she starts sucking and licking my ear (looks like I am finishing here). Tells me to flip and gives me a good handy while kissing chest and neck. I finish.

Please know if I finish that means it was good, I have about a 25% completion rate these days when seeing providers blind. Went to shower and washed up. When leaving I asked how long she's staying and she said about 3 mo (long time to dog sit). PM me for digits, I can't find the online advertisement anymore.

**Rhinopole** · 07-26-22 08:44

Most times I'll stay a hour at an AMP. As we know, in No. Va. That's a. 8 house fee. For good service I'll leave an extra 1.2 to 1.4. The question is if I stay 1/2 hour for the. 6 house fee and get the same good service, does the tip stay the same or also get trimmed down a bit, say to 1.0 or 1.2? I understand the value of good will for not leaving less for a lady I see regularly is worth something, but I'm curious how other guys handle this. Thanks.

Rhino.

**Navajo101** · 07-26-22 08:35

Originally Posted by TheRabbit [View Original Post]

Has anyone ever been with PimThai before?

https://tryst.link/massage/pimthai

Pim is sexy and gives a good massage. Drops the dress and gives a nice body slide with hand end. I don't think anything more is on the table, unfortunately.

**BarneySanders** · 07-26-22 00:18

Originally Posted by Miketastic69 [View Original Post]

I saw Tara often from the early 2000's, until I left DC. She always politely declined FS or any DATY or other filling around above her awesome massage and nice finish. But, I know that at some point it might have been possible. And just because I never got it, does not mean others cannot or have not. If I lived in DC I would still be trying because I always found Tara to be amazing. She quoted me once $600 and I brought it with me, but she decided not to at the time. I respected that but was disappointed. Hopefully, it was everything I imagined.

A message to everyone, I've been saying that nothing is impossible. But, the key is being respectful and willingness to pay the fee if that's what you really want. If the opportunity ever happens be ready and enjoy the opportunity. Be a gentleman and when the magic happens (ha, remember magic from Centreville) remember to keep on being a gentleman. If I ever spend more than a few days in Virginia again, I will try Tara again and hopefully be able to accomplish my dream. She is a nice, kind and phenomenal beautiful grown woman. Who wouldn't want to go all the way with her!

Tara is very sexy but I am not sure I would pay that much for FS. There are many many options around town if you treat the ladies with respect. That is if you don't count the options across the river or agencies.

**HighwayGuy** · 07-25-22 21:31

Originally Posted by TheRabbit [View Original Post]

Has anyone ever been with PimThai before?

https://tryst.link/massage/pimthai

Personally I haven't seen her, but the gentleman below apparently did.

Originally Posted by LevainBakes [View Original Post]

Just curious how everyone's experience been with covid around this time. I thought I was safe but got hit hard after a visit to Lincoln after seeing PIM. I had been super isolated leading up to my visit due to my job and thought it was a nice treat but 4 days later it hit me hard. Is anyone else seeing this around with providers?

**Miketastic69** · 07-25-22 21:22

Originally Posted by Barlon [View Original Post]

I've seen Tara multiple times for massages, haircuts and waxing. She does do FS if you are loyal to her and respectful. I had a session with her last August that was FS that was covered. Last week I had a massage session which resulted in me doing DATY to her. FS if I remember was 350 but the last week massage session was like 120 but she didn't charge me for the Daty. She's good people and if you treat her right and so her loyalty, she'll open up more.

I saw Tara often from the early 2000's, until I left DC. She always politely declined FS or any DATY or other filling around above her awesome massage and nice finish. But, I know that at some point it might have been possible. And just because I never got it, does not mean others cannot or have not. If I lived in DC I would still be trying because I always found Tara to be amazing. She quoted me once $600 and I brought it with me, but she decided not to at the time. I respected that but was disappointed. Hopefully, it was everything I imagined.

A message to everyone, I've been saying that nothing is impossible. But, the key is being respectful and willingness to pay the fee if that's what you really want. If the opportunity ever happens be ready and enjoy the opportunity. Be a gentleman and when the magic happens (ha, remember magic from Centreville) remember to keep on being a gentleman. If I ever spend more than a few days in Virginia again, I will try Tara again and hopefully be able to accomplish my dream. She is a nice, kind and phenomenal beautiful grown woman. Who wouldn't want to go all the way with her!

**TheRabbit** · 07-25-22 19:16

Has anyone ever been with PimThai before?

https://tryst.link/massage/pimthai

**Orpheus60** · 07-25-22 18:14

Originally Posted by DoYouKnow [View Original Post]

Not sure if this monger was paid to make that comments, but definitely she is not no where near late 20's or 30's not much of a body at all. I stepped in for about 2 minutes and directly stepped backed out. Been here at least 3 times based upon report and not one have I pulled the trigger once. To each its own, but this place has never served anything up in my case. Happy Mongering. Stay safe.

No I was not paid to write that, I just put in a review what my experience is. I've posted many reviews in Harrisonburg Gettysburg Martinsburg Northern Virginia on various escorts, ACS and massage parlors.

I'm sorry if you walked in there 3 different times and had to turn around. The Luci I saw was not one that would make you turn heel and walk out immediately. I don't get hung up providing a physical description of these ladies. Asians are all petite small breasted not much ass, but I'll say Luci did have a bit more than the typical. As long as they're not fat and have all the required parts it's I'm good to go.

I enjoyed her, and she was a nice girl. I stated she "said" she was 29, I don't know, I can't correctly guess the age of these ladies. Of course as you say to each his own, I'm 62, so any decent looking gal still trim with a good body from 30 to 50, flirty and friendly works for me I don't care what their age is. I've been to other places and have just gotten lucky I guess, I reviewed a place In Annandale last year where I got a very nice 30 something Asian who provided everything I wanted. But the next guy that did a review said he didn't get her and it wasn't so great Hey that's what happens. They move on.

I'm not sure what you're looking for, but you won't find it in these places evidently. You're going to have to move up to the Tryst and Eros girls.

**BahhumBug** · 07-25-22 17:42

Should also add that this outfit takes recordings of dreams. But in this age of technology I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of providers do this for safety of other reasons.

Originally Posted by BahhumBug [View Original Post]

Unfortunate this was a waste of time for me. I have seen Anny before. She has mixed reviews on this forum and other sites. My experience mirrored some of the negative reviews and I wouldn't repeat with her. Lucy is part of the same outfit and I was hoping things would be different, but it was about the same. I would consider this outfit a LCS, only difference is you know who you will get. Service was rushed. I paid 200 for the hour, expecting to get two pops and was out in less than 30. Lucy's body is neither petite (meaning small, trim figured) nor well kept. There are photos (photo-shopped or not her) of her out there, add about 20-30 lbs to the mid section and that's what you will get. Didn't really find he attractive, and wouldn't repeat either. For the price of admission, there are better outfits out there charging 120 hh where you'll get a girl who is an 8 or more. Save your money!