Streetwalker Reports

[Body Shopper]

It's been a couple of weeks now since I've seen rose. She hasn't been answering her phone either. Has anyone seen her recently?

My wife is in the Waukesha county jail. She is awaiting a court date next month. I'm not sure if she'll bond out before then.

God Bless The Holy Trinity.

[Body Shopper]

Lmfao. If only I could take her order: you want cheese on your cheeseburger that will be another dollar, onions another 2. 50. Beef? What you think this is the Mission dats 3. 50 more. That's 9. 75 walk around to first window. Miss that's 19.50 and I don't want to hear no bs this the good stuff. Pay first. OK second window. Miss that's 19.50. "But I already paid". You want your burger or no. Its extra if you want me to finish this deal. Now I want 22.95.

Pay first. OK walk up to drive thru parking and we'll bring it out. OK miss that's 45.00 if you want me to hand this burger to you, hurry up its cold out, pay now or starve. Wutchu tink dis is the Mafia. Pay up pay now.

I laughed out loud reading this, as it would be so fitting! You have had at least one dalliance with the dreaded Angel too, I can say with certainty, after reading your comedic scenario!

[Body Shopper]

If you're looking for BSW, Hopkins south of Villard is a smorgasbord. All dressed up heels and bright sun dresses. Right now.
I'd pick'm up but I just hit an utr and I'm a one shot wonder.

Thank you so much for the tip, fellow monger! I have always thought that the action on the North Side must have moved somewhere else rather than just evaporated, because black women are not just going to get gentrified out of business like the city leaders hoped, with those fancy buildings on North Avenue between Holton and the freeway. I will check out Hopkins, south of Villard, next time I'm in town!

On the subject of black hookers, I will say that I worry more about them being trannies than I do the whites or Hispanics, because the more fakery present in one's appearance, the less certain you can be about their gender. Also, because I've had two different black hookers warn me of trannies! One chick around half a decade ago, as I was driving her back after our date, and we were driving west on North Avenue (Holton up to 20th), told me that most of the creatures lined up on North at that moment were males! Then last year, after a date in the Lisbon-North-30th area with a black chick I'd picked up off of around 30th & Lisbon, as I was dropping her back off on Lisbon at around 30th and I was gawking at another black hooker on the corner, the one in my car said to me that that's probably a man! So, between their warnings and the thicker fakery of black hookers' appearance, I am super-careful, which is basically why I don't think I've had any black meat yet this year (though lord knows I've had a couple in my car).

[TheBigGuy22]

If you're looking for BSW, Hopkins south of Villard is a smorgasbord. All dressed up heels and bright sun dresses. Right now.
I'd pick'm up but I just hit an utr and I'm a one shot wonder.

Do you know exact street or more detail please. Thanks.

[Double Life]

If you're looking for BSW, Hopkins south of Villard is a smorgasbord. All dressed up heels and bright sun dresses. Right now.
I'd pick'm up but I just hit an utr and I'm a one shot wonder.

[Double Life]

So just saw Angel in line for the McDonald's drive thru on 16th on foot. They might have called her in but it made me laugh.

Had been ready to get blonde off gf. Finally see her, turn around and she hops in a car in front of me AGAIN! AH!!

Lmfao. If only I could take her order: you want cheese on your cheeseburger that will be another dollar, onions another 2. 50. Beef? What you think this is the Mission dats 3. 50 more. That's 9. 75 walk around to first window. Miss that's 19.50 and I don't want to hear no bs this the good stuff. Pay first. OK second window. Miss that's 19.50. "But I already paid". You want your burger or no. Its extra if you want me to finish this deal. Now I want 22.95.

Pay first. OK walk up to drive thru parking and we'll bring it out. OK miss that's 45.00 if you want me to hand this burger to you, hurry up its cold out, pay now or starve. Wutchu tink dis is the Mafia. Pay up pay now.

[ATW2020]

So I see cute blonde on street behind gf walking fast. I loop and I think I finally connected but alas, another truck and she goes for it. But he's not picking her up. 2 soccer bros, maybe twins then pursue on foot after leaving that bar on gf. Never saw the 3 of them again after spending an hour circling. I can't believe no one here is the one picking her up. Super cute.

[ATW2020]

So just saw Angel in line for the McDonald's drive thru on 16th on foot. They might have called her in but it made me laugh.

Had been ready to get blonde off gf. Finally see her, turn around and she hops in a car in front of me AGAIN! AH!!

[Jorymi]

It's been a couple of weeks now since I've seen rose. She hasn't been answering her phone either. Has anyone seen her recently?

[Double Life]

I went to town on Wednesday, arriving in the Silver City neighborhood at around 7:30 or 8:00 pm I had great luck, as the suckerfish, some of whom are my regulars, were lined up all up and down the street, offering themselves as receptacles for our issue. On my first lap down- that's right, my very first- I scored Jill! I had seen her archnemesis Kristin on my way down, too, but passed, due to having squirted into her mouth a couple of weeks ago. During the two car dates I'd had earlier this year with Jill, I hadn't squirted, so I thought it was time to give her my load. Jill was walking westbound on the north side of the street, between 14th and 15th streets. I peeled left at 14th, squealed into the alley, zoomed through, zipped left, then skidded to a stop at the stop sign at Greenfield. She eventually made her way to my car, hopped in, and off we went to the races. She quipped a conjecture of how many times I'd gotten off that day. I retorted that I hadn't jizzed since 3:00 am The previous day, so I am in good shape! Well, we repaired to one of my spots, and she sucked me for probably 10 or 11 minutes. The grand finale consisted of me heaving, gasping, shooting, begging- not whimpering, as Chevy on Lincoln makes me do, but a pleasant experience, nonetheless- and then her sitting back up and swallowing her medicine.

25 before, and 5 more after. Jill is a good sport. A diligent cocksucker whose attitude is always pleasant, and isn't afraid to follow directions. After all, her hourly medicine depends upon it.

The following day, I awoke to those damn airplanes that were flying low and noisy in the sky! I collected myself, then began what was a long day of cruising. I cruised from 3:00 pm Until 2:00 am, during which 11 hours I had 7 girls in my car, two of whom sucked my filthy cock. First, I picked up DeeDee on 18th & National. I think I had her once on Greenfield a year ago or so, and it was a great blow job. Unfriendly slitch, but an extremely hard worker who gave me more time than what even I feel is owed. Not to be confused with the toothless DeeDee who likes to clean Johns' cars (and I thought I was special until another John on this forum reported her cleaning his car, too! Darn! LOL). So, back to the day before yesterday, DeeDee asked, "Is it okay if I do my boy in here?" I said, "No. " Between her slightly parted lips, I noticed her tongue nervously moving back and forth in her mouth, as we sat there. Between that druggy nervousness and her initial solemn request, I opted to not date her, and told her that I'm not going to do a date. She got out.

I cruised up to the north side via 27th street, and at around Wells-Vliet, I saw a black woman with the greatest ass imagineable, albeit middle-aged and an accordingly corroded shape. She stopped at a bus stop. I pulled back around and pulled up to her, and asked if she'd like a ride. She said, "You aren't going to kidnap me, are you?" I said, "No. " She was toothless, but said she doesn't give head, but she fucks. Her exact words. I tried to get her to do both for 20, but she wouldn't. I dropped her off 6 - 12 blocks away, at the destination she chose.

Picked up Crazy Kerri at that gas station on Union. She didn't pass the mouth check, though I didn't have the heart to tell her. She was looking like crap that day, too, so before she got in, I warned her that I'm not going to date, but she wanted a ride, anyway. She's a great cocksucker, but you've got to pass the mouth check, and not look to shitty, if you want my business. She was asking me to even pay her 15 for a date, and I wouldn't do it. I did, however, give her a dollar, upon her request when she was exiting. Poor thing. If you meet her, treat her well, as she's always done me right and for very cheap.

I picked up Kay on 11th & Greenfield. After touching her slunt from outside her shorts, I offered 25 for head; she rejoined that she charges 50 for head, and 100 for sex! I told her that she's way out of my league, and she said "okay" and got out with a friendly enough manner. I shudder to think who the morons are who pay her that much money! Hell, 3 years ago (that's right, gents- 3 years ago! Ha! I picked her up on National, and she said she charged 40 for head. I turned her down then, too. Heck, I'm more attracted to Jill, thick Corinna, or even thick Ashley than I am to Kay, so it's hilarious that she thinks she's double their value.

The fifth girl I picked up Thursday was in the early night, and it was Samantha, a skinny dreg with a tainted complexion; one of several who have taken up perch on Jessi's spot by the green steps on 22nd & Greenfield. Paid her 20. Samantha sucked for 5 minutes, on-and-off while bitching about it not getting hard. I kept admonishing her to suck, rather than stop every 10 seconds. She didn't fix herself, then she demanded to be dropped off wherever. I figured that since she did some sucking, I'd drive her, and I did. However, I'm pretty sure that she's the same ugly cretin who did a veritable cash-and-dash on me the winter before last. I'm not going to report it on the ripoffs page, though, because I'm only 99% sure it was her. As for this 5 minutes of on-and-off crap, I figure that it doesn't belong on that page, either, because she actually did some sucking.

I pulled up to a black chick with a blond wig, between 22nd & 23rd, on the south side of the street. Pulled onto 23rd. She whipped her tit out from outside my car, smiling, and let me glom it. I said, "I have 25". She sighed, real disappointed, and said, "Okay". I said, "No, thanks; I'll pass," and peeled away. I need a hooker who's expressing great disappointment in my dollar amount like I need a hole in my head.

I pulled up to Carrie, checked her mouth without letting her in. She's cleaned up her tongue, but it still looks spotty, so I passed. However, I gave her two Ali-Baba chocolate covered wafers, individually wrapped, imported from Palestine, and sold at Holy Land grociery store on the south side.

I saw Hazel out there.

Pulled up and spoke with probably another dozen girls over the course of the 1 1/4 days I was in town.

The next one I picked up was a drunken hispanic chick between 10th & 11th & Greenfield. Got to a parking lot that I've never used before, kind of close by. Wasn't feeling her vibe, as she was rather belligerent and pushy, so opted to pass. She wanted 10, and I gave her 5, and dropped her off.

The seventh chick I picked up was a squaw named Shayla. Said she's 48 years old. I offered 20 for head. She rejoined with 30. I said 25, and she agreed with a little reluctance. We repaired to my spot. She told me not to cum in her mouth. I agreed and assured her that I'd warn her. I felt her teeth the entire time. She did not stop, even though I asked her probably 5 times to "watch the teeth". However, every other aspect of her blow job felt great! I shot in probably 12 or 13 minutes of that tender loving care. Pushed that head down as I began shooting. She pulled back. Oopsie! I didn't mean to. I had her manually carry me through the rest of my orgasm. After catching my breath, I happily admonished her that in the future, I expect her to catch it. Instead of reprimanding me for my infraction, she became defensive (while still mild mannered and friendly), and reminded me that we had agreed that she wouldn't catch it. I acknowledged that. I tipped her 5, and gave her a full package of Peanut Brittle from Kwik Trip. She was overjoyed and extremely grateful for that gift. We exchanged numbers and went our separate ways.

Allow me to end this report with a prayer:

Dear God,

Please bless the poppy fields of the orient.

Please bless the poppy fields of Persia.

God, bless the coca plants in the rain forests of South America.

That the trap houses in Silver City may be abundant.

And the streets be filled with slores.

Amen.

Wow. I envy your stamina but do remember the days. Now days its quite an achievement to get one out. Then I need a day or two to heal.

As for your prayer, I'm cool with it except it would probably be better to thank the proper entity. Basu is the demon responsible for heroin. Demons are real. I've seen them. I've met them. I've spoken to them face to face. They have names and there are many of them.

[ATW2020]

Thinner, older 40 year old. Blonde hair. Occasionally has pink hair. Usually in skin tight jeans or panties. Always on gf lately near 14 or so. Starting to age more. Has her hair up in a bun most times. She does dress to impress but seems to have turned it down some lately. Jean jacket perhaps.

Bleach blonde Ponytail on gf.

[Double Life]

I apologize, Bidy Shopper, I did not move Calli's number to my new phone. I will research and forward as soon as I can find it.

[Double Life]

Thank you for being the only one on here to answer my question.

I use softer terms because either my phone or their system alters some words. For example management vs pimp. Some people misspell such words to get past it.

I've only seen Sahara once about a year ago. Tried a second time but she chose a different vehicle and I haven't seen her walking since.

As far as the phone calls go, I find it disgusting when guys ask for child type play. Some explain they have a crib and want to change the escorts diaper. Better that they live out their fantasy with an adult prostitute but to even have the desire is beyond evil. I would rather put a bullet in my head than fight such a disgusting desire / temptation.

I can send you Calli's number. Its been about a year but good head. Fun to watch her beautiful mouth on my dick. She was always made up very nicely and clean. I'll send you her number but may be old and sounds like she may have gone downhill. Its been about a year since I've seen her. She also started to hand finish and no cip.

I'm the guy that can't get laid in a whorehouse with a fist full of hundreds. Its actually happened when wilding with friends. Everyone got got satisfaction. I got the girl that brought all the others in to look at my junk. All laughing while she held her arm up to it. "what you tink I do wit that? You crazy Joe, it too beeg too beeg. " (Asian accent). So I appreciate your street advise. I'm old but new to this business. Its a bucket list thing for me.

Sounds like I would enjoy Rose. Don't know what she looks like or how to find her.

[ATW2020]

Would one of you gents post a picture of Diana? The name doesn't ring a bell, but since she seems to be a household name around here, perhaps I'd recognize her if I saw a picture.

Thinner, older 40 year old. Blonde hair. Occasionally has pink hair. Usually in skin tight jeans or panties. Always on gf lately near 14 or so. Starting to age more. Has her hair up in a bun most times. She does dress to impress but seems to have turned it down some lately. Jean jacket perhaps.

[FlyWay]

Anybody ever try to pick up the females that hold signs in the middle of of traffic saying homeless and asking for money??

I have had some luck with it. I go south for the winter and in most bigger cities they on also every busy corer. I simply ask if they would like to earn a bigger donation. I would say it about 1/3 the times I get lucky. Some tell me they make a lot of $ just begging.