Massage Parlor Reports

[Bird804]

Went to here today for breakfast. Two ladies working went with the one with a nice rack push up bra V-cut shirt mole on lip. Little confusion when it Vance to paying with card. After that got settled had a 4/10 massage. It was good in the beginning but then it seemed like she was trying to use a drop of oil for my whole body. Very little teasing throughout. Agreed on 50 then came the upsell. Agreed on 8 for everything off. Bad idea little won the debate. Then she leaves to take payment. Left me hanging there. . . Waiting. Nice natural C cups. Allowed some nursing. Finally got done said her name was coco. Walking back out to front I seen the kinda young skinny lady in a tank top with shoulder tattoo that was mentioned before and a 3 lady who wasn't one of the first two lady's that greeted me. She was cute but dressed up way too nice to conduct rubs. No interruptions. Won't repeat due to drive to get here from my end.

[Yessir123]

So I did my research and I found an old review of her from two years ago and not a good one. Basically the guy complained that she barely gave a massage, upcharged like crazy. And for the 200 half hour it would just be a topless rub with release and if more clothes were to come off it was an extra $. Too bad, I had such high hopes I am wondering if maybe someone had better service recently LOL.

https://massage.eros.com/virginia/fi...10695.htm?wn=1

I hate to be a wet blanket on your high hopes but I saw her several months ago and I wouldn't repeat. She's much older than the pics and her bolt ons are rock hard. The worst part is all her rules and her constant whining throughout the session. She doesn't aim to please and I left totally pissed that I wasted the time and money.

[NobleSwift1]

Has anyone been to cleaners lately.

[BuckinAround]

Stopped at GF on Mon they were busy so had a 15 min wait. Could understand her name but she was 40's decent looking small typical girl. Told her medium pressure but was kinda light but was a pretty good massage. Did some teasing and then the flip. Got right to it but was almost teasing still she would get a good rythym then stop and rub other places in the same area like the boys it was little odd. I started roaming around otc then went under the bra she started haggling me to 50 said 40 was otc only. So I got the girls out motion for nursing but she upsold me again to 80 but I was thinking with little head so I agreed. They were a nice hand full perky and nice small nips. Finally finished cleaned up and she gave a pretty good scalp, leg and arm massage. Been to gf many times its always hit or miss and never really got any extras like FS or BJ.

[TheHobbyLobby]

So I did my research and I found an old review of her from two years ago and not a good one. Basically the guy complained that she barely gave a massage, upcharged like crazy. And for the 200 half hour it would just be a topless rub with release and if more clothes were to come off it was an extra $. Too bad, I had such high hopes I am wondering if maybe someone had better service recently LOL.

https://massage.eros.com/virginia/fi...10695.htm?wn=1

[Jon4587]

Any reliable place in RVA to get Nuru?

[JayBird77]

Was working nearby 61 by today. Saw Coco. She's mature with spiky short hair and pretty hot. Loose shirt and short shorts so I thought it would be good like the girl last week. A pretty good massage with a very mechanical finish. Didn't take long to start talking tip which I hate. Requested 60 tip for a standard finish and I kind of laughed. I gave her my normal 20 tip and she went ahead with it but said bring more next time. Yeah right. I left my name and number with the young girl upfront and told her to call me if she decides to do massages. She just laughed and said maybe when she's older.

[Member #6587]

Went to ocean. My previous massage therapist there moved from there to Fredericksburg, she said. Anyway, today got Linda, who was very chubby and just not attractive. Maybe the massage would make up for it, right? Nah.

Massage was ehn. Finish was ehn. Overall, horrible.

[GlockEm17]

Stopped in the spa. Drew a hot little spinner with tattoo on her shoulder. Palm size firm ass. Then two other dudes pop in. The bad was walls don't go to ceiling. One guy didn't know what the table shower was. And the other there was no question when he got happy. Hard not to laugh at this show. Allowed OTC which was also UTC with those tiny shorts face down. Decent teasing flipped and the tip game started. Hate that. For. 6 got full UTC without a bra to start with. One of the better finishes ball play nice slow wrist action and no hurry on her part which is refreshing and she made sure every drop was out. Hot towel and out the door.

[RvaGhost]

Had some time so hit Brooke rd up for the first time. Mainly because I read they had a table shower. I show up and was met by an.

Older well dressed lady who led me to a room and said 60 for the H so asked about the TS and she said 10 extra. I strip and wait. Sitting on table with towel over me and a shirt tiny thing walks in and says follow me. I lay one table face down and immediately smell the stench of mildew. Thankfully the total TS lasted about 5 min very lame and uneventful. Back to the room and the massage. It was a very good massage lots of attention to the shoulders and back like I asked probably one of the best AMP massages I've had. Some teasing and playfulness. On the flip more massaging of head shoulders and arms. Then she points to the shaft and I say yes. It was a slow sensual HJ with attention to the boys. Only allowed OTC on a small ass and bud As or small Bs had to tell with padded bra on.

Said her name was Wendy. I never seen the Wendy at Greek so idk if it's her or not.

Will repeat.

60 H 10 TS Tip40.

[Random420]

What up peeps! Was thinking 3rd today, but the chatter made me crazy nervous. So decided to check out Polo since I wasn't too far away. I rarely get a name cause any of them will generally do what's required. My lack of aggression works well and to my advantage. Standard 40 but offered UCT so gave her a Hamilton. I shall return.

[VABird12]

Took a drive and found 3rd while driving around with the clues that were on the board. Found it. Had a hhr date with Lisa who opened the door with a tight blue dress. She remembered me when I visited ljs back when it was opened. She already knew what I was looking for. After a 5 min back massage with some oil, she grabbed a hot towel and cleaned me off, asked me to flip and then some light teasing, she asked me if I was ready. Off to the main course, she grabbed a cover and started with a CBJ, moved to mish and finished with doggy. Told me to lay back down while she cleaned me off, she already knew I was going to tip $ so she didn't even ask or negotiate. Easy. Next trip will be Polo.

[FantasticFour]

Maybe a less controversial request: Any recommendation for a LEGIT Chinese massage in the short pump / Glenn Allen area? And, yes, I did lots of Google research but it was not very conclusive as many reviews are of conceited women. Mongers know the massage business best! Thanks you fellas, stay safe.

It's off 64 very close to the Short Pump area near a pizza joint in a plaza. Great place to go for a LEGIT massage and the women and owner are very professional. I usually go there after seeing a particular monger encounter in the area for additional relaxation without any haggling. Enjoy!

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[Glffrk]

Gave Polo a try last week. My first time there. My guide was Lucy, if I remember correctly. Fair, but hardly memorable. The facilities were in great shape, and she changed the linens after the session. 60/40. I have had much better rubs at other locations, so not sure if I will return.

[BarneySanders]

Maybe a less controversial request: Any recommendation for a LEGIT Chinese massage in the short pump / Glenn Allen area? And, yes, I did lots of Google research but it was not very conclusive as many reviews are of conceited women. Mongers know the massage business best! Thanks you fellas, stay safe.