Massage Parlor Reports

[ThomasTrain1]

Maybe its lucky but here goes. In from Baltimore for a week, know my way around asian places, slim pickings tgere so it makes for spidey sense. Looked at where the asian venues might and it is S of MIA. Looked at that area and from ads picked one, exterior didn't look promising so searched again and one review tipped off "beautiful lady". On artival its only back door entrance, no sign, just a door with a cheap poster- bingo! On entrance nice looking 40's, Asian, good body. Usual pleasantries, and on sizing up she is good looking and doing the initial hi while rubbing back lightly. Asked for shower to get sweat off and she iscgrateful. It is in a closet like area right by a washing machine, this is a good sign. Pay 30 minutes only, as experienced mongers do in a new place. And only cash but I had none, hhmm. Asked for atm, and she takes me to back of the one hall joint and under a black plastic cover. An atm machine. She watches how much I take o took out a weeks worth if living expenses and she becones really friendly, just to show largesse. Down to business, medium backrub and on negotiting we settle on cfs for $ . 2, I was going for $ . 0. She disrobes and I am surprised, even though she is early 40's, body is perfect and tastefully tatted. Damn. Good workout. Equivalent of 60 minutes on elliptical, she nicely accommodates. Finish mish. Treat her sensuously, she reciprocates, older women tend to do this. On completion back to the mini shower to clean up. I then exchange digits, which surprisigly she is open to. Glad to share more in pm. The joint is the one with a seven in name south of MIA.

[DooMama7]

I regularly get asked about where to go for FS and BBFS.

While there are many-many spas around where a monger can get FS or even BBFS for a nice tip, the mongers not familiar with our Dade-Broward scene won't know where to begin in most cases.

Of course, the price one pays may vary depending upon who you encounter and if you are a monger that doesn't turn off Asian women, but everyone should be able to find a nice FS experience, and if you play your cards right you'll get some BB action for a decent tip.

I would recommend going to Skip The Games and look at Massage in your area, as all of these AMPs that post here are going to deliver FS.

Click on "Fastest Results" for the address, the pics there are all fake, being stock photos of hot Asian girls that will not be there when you show up. Same for the Latina and Russian Spas.

https://miami.skipthegames.com/massage

Good advice.

[BigLuber]

Yes, everything is fine until one day the police catch you, because there are licenses for massages. In Florida. But in Miami there is no license for prostitution.

Thanks for gracefully stating the obvious.

But sex happens, and there's always money involved, so enjoy life while you can, make lots of money, trade some for sex, screw the police.

Every woman you're ever going to have sex with is a Wh0#% only the price and terms of agreement differ. And the only crime in paying for sex is paying too much.

[FoxManners]

True, so the trick is to find a cute Chinese prostitute that can give a good massage, and a nice fuk, either before or after.

Yes, everything is fine until one day the police catch you, because there are licenses for massages. In Florida. But in Miami there is no license for prostitution.

[ODawg]

Anyone sample recently? If so what kinda talent do they have to work with. Any intel is much appreciated. TIA.

[JackReachRound]

Hey guys, first post here. Will be visiting Miami here soon for a bachelor party, looking to get a massage, as where I am from all AMP only finish with a handshake sometimes. Not looking to travel far, mainly walk or short Uber. Two within walking at Oasis which I've read is just a trap. The other is Xsun and I haven't seen anything on them. Anybody visited there recently? Thanks.

[JackReachRound]

Hey guys first post, I am going to be visiting Miami here soon on a bachelor party and wanting to hit up an AMP. Where I'm from all AMP's only do a handshake at the end. I won't have a vehicle so looking at walking possibly a short Uber. The two close to me are Oasis which I read on here was just a tourist trap and Xsun but haven't seen any reports on that location. Any one been there recently? Thanks!

[BigLuber]

I regularly get asked about where to go for FS and BBFS.

While there are many-many spas around where a monger can get FS or even BBFS for a nice tip, the mongers not familiar with our Dade-Broward scene won't know where to begin in most cases.

Of course, the price one pays may vary depending upon who you encounter and if you are a monger that doesn't turn off Asian women, but everyone should be able to find a nice FS experience, and if you play your cards right you'll get some BB action for a decent tip.

I would recommend going to Skip The Games and look at Massage in your area, as all of these AMPs that post here are going to deliver FS.

Click on "Fastest Results" for the address, the pics there are all fake, being stock photos of hot Asian girls that will not be there when you show up. Same for the Latina and Russian Spas.

https://miami.skipthegames.com/massage

[FistChalk]

Do you have the addy? Now I'm just curious about this chick.

I'd assume it's this one.

https://asianmassagemiami.us/

[BigLuber]

70% of the Chinese spas in Miami Dade are covered brothels, they only masturbate you for 60 dollars, they are not masseuses. A real masseuse charges 2 oo the minimum hour, the rest is a mockery and prostitution 100% True.

True, so the trick is to find a cute Chinese prostitute that can give a good massage, and a nice fuk, either before or after.

[Poon123]

Went to the AMP across the street from Tamiami Airport next to the car dealership. Been there a few times, usually drop 1 rose total for 30 m w / a happy ending. Girls are usually attractive by AMP standards. I've inquired about more before and the numbers were always higher than I wanted to be at, but the chic I was with this time there was something about her. She had a very pale whitish skin, smooth and soft. Looked late 20's, short, and kinda pushy for tip, but I wanted her so I drop 2 roses on the table and she fitted me with a rain coat and spoke some crappy French and then got on top and started working my special muscle. A bit rushy so I told her face down and she agreed to roll up the raincoat by 2/3 rds. It came off inside quick, she was snug fit and it got intense despite her pushing for another rose to continue with no raincoat. I finished intensely deep inside her and she was understandably pissed so I left her another rose. Total damage 3 roses plus house fee.

I wouldn't do it again unless it was a 2 roses all in.

Do you have the addy? Now I'm just curious about this chick.

[FoxManners]

70% of the Chinese spas in Miami Dade are covered brothels, they only masturbate you for 60 dollars, they are not masseuses. A real masseuse charges 2 oo the minimum hour, the rest is a mockery and prostitution 100% True.

[DooMama7]

I was told this was a nice area to search, any good AMP anyone recommends for FS?

[EscortGuru]

I went last night and did not get offered anything. I did get stoned out of my mind and had the most relaxing massage. I was blissed out on the table and maybe I forgot to signal any cues but before you know it my hour was up. I think some might offer HJ but it seems like YYMV.

I have had luck here before.

Been there a few times before I found the places near Tamiami Airport. Most women their are legit, but the occasional woman will rub the sack and say keywords like does your friend want a Chinese girlfriend. Body to Body shower in the shower is the most I've gotten there with HE finish.

[BigLuber]

I have not seen a Filipino girl in an AMP stateside!! They know how to hustle and make money. Now there used to be a Thai AMP across from Flannigan's / BigDaddys' on US1 and Hallandale Blvd. I discovered this while I was waiting for a waitress from 'The Knife' I used to boink. She was from Thai land but quality was terrible. After a couple of years I went back and it was all Chinese and terrible service..

Agree, I was stationed in Okinawa 1982-83 and made numerous liberty calls in Subic Bay and Pattaya Beach.

I have become a friendly of some nice, pretty Chinese women and it's been fun.

But I wish more Filipinos would immigrate here, the Chinese seem have the market cornered on that deal.

And it's amusing to me now to see the videos posted around of Pattaya Beach Road, it's a Monger's Mecca, everything looks the same as it did in 1983, the motor cycle taxis, girls in hot pants and horny slobs out for fun, except now every girl has a smart phone.